ULPT: Petty revenge on neighbour trying to get me evicted
Posted by notyourtowel@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 28 comments
My downstairs neighbour has been calling the landlord and telling them lies about me in the hopes I’ll get evicted. She’s claiming my washing machine is leaking and ruining her ceiling. Landlord has called me twice to yell at me to stop using the machine and that she’s going to send me a huge bill. Says I used it yesterday but I haven’t used it in over 2 weeks since she told me not to. Clearly my neighbour wants the landlord to be pissed at me. Neighbour and I have issues because she doesn’t like how loud I walk down the stairs in the morning to go to work. She’s insane. What legal petty ways can I get back at her? Quebec, Canada.
Tasty-Adhesiveness66@reddit
1) send her an envelopped filled to the brim with glitters
2) buy liquid ass/fart and pour some on her A/C unit, through an open window
3) the good ole piss disc under her door
4) send her a dildo with a note to go f**k herself
5) subscribe her to a daily jehovah witness meetings
6) send her pamphlet for the Satanic Church
7) place an add for a casual encounter and ask them all to just ring her bell as its her fetish to be constantly disturbed by the doorbell.
CrankSlayer@reddit
I am surprised I had to read all the way down to 3 to find it.
ccannon707@reddit
Don’t forget liquid ass!!
CrankSlayer@reddit
I am afraid to ask…
Rick-l-Sanchez@reddit
It's fart spray. You can buy it at home shops.
TheBestUsernameEver-@reddit
What does it mean? Peeing under the door?
CrankSlayer@reddit
Kind of but with a trick. You pee in a plate and put it in the freezer. Once it's solidified, you got your nice pissdisk which you may conveniently slide under the target's front door for it to nicely melt into a piss puddle. Other uses include, but are not limited to, throwing it like a frisbee into someone's property or sliding it into their mailbox.
TheBestUsernameEver-@reddit
Haha thanks for the explanation!!
AlternativeCrow@reddit
Those are solid starters, but since we're in Quebec, let's keep it legal. Sign her up for every free catalog and newsletter you can find online—think gardening supplies, religious pamphlets, and weird hobby kits. Use her address but a fake name to avoid direct traceability. It'll flood her mailbox without breaking any laws, and the constant junk will drive her nuts.
Hasagreatkid@reddit
CarrotofInsanity@reddit
Dirty dildo.
41VirginsfromAllah@reddit
No, send the dildo to her neighbors address with her name on it, make sure the box says “XYZ Dildo supply” or whatever
TC986D@reddit
It’s been two weeks and the landlord hasn’t arrived in person or sent out maintenance to check on this supposed water damage a tenant is constantly complaining about?
Sounds like something the landlord could get in trouble for if you ask me.
magicmitchmtl@reddit
It’s Quebec. Just tell your landlord that you’ll be filing a complaint with the Régis if she doesn’t get to the bottom of this harassment.
Dogmom_3@reddit
Not technically unethical but still the evilest threat in the thread.
Interesting_You_2315@reddit
If there is a leak; your landlord is responsible for checking it out. Start documenting the calls and ask the landlord to deal with the complaints if they are reasonable.
Skyblacker@reddit
You can photograph your laundry room in good light to show your landlord the floor is dry. If it was leaking to your neighbor, there would be a puddle somewhere around your machine.
YouSickenMe67@reddit
IF it were real, the leak could be inside the wall. The drain could be clogged or pipe cracked, and the water overflowing inside the cavity. Not saying it IS real, just that the photo is not the best evidence. better than nothing though!!
Also weird that landlord has not sent a plumber in 2 weeks if neighbor is complaining about a leak. that's a good way to cause even more damage. And if it were in the US (not sure about Canadian law) the tenant is owed some refund of rent if their unit is not fully usable (IE they cannot use the washer which is part of their lease/rental agreement)
Skyblacker@reddit
Also good points! u/notyourtowel 👆
YouSickenMe67@reddit
No guarantees but generally water follows gravity so it's a great place to start.
sportsbot3000@reddit
https://www.reddit.com/r/craigslist/s/ieXXpUKEcz
check this out
lazyesq@reddit
I did. Guess it works!
Chewiesbro@reddit
u/notyourtowel:
Google “Annoyatron”.
Set it for a little bit above the lowest volume.
Set it to go off a random.
Place it speaker down on your floor.
Put an ice cream bucket or cardboard box with pillows over it.
Bugger off to work.
ItPutsLotionOnItSkin@reddit
Quick and loud noises. Enough to scare her but not long enough to give her time to record. Dragging furniture, foot stomps, random curse words, dropped heavy items, maybe a low droning fan. When she complains tell the landlord she is crazy and making it up.
tilldeathdoiparty@reddit
Legal way is start throwing bread crumbs on her patio every night until the seagulls are waiting, file a complaint about her and the birds.
I would hire a lawyer to draw up a cease and desist, your landlord and tenant below listed and this is harassment your landlord is enabling, they should be listed as a material witness.
How has there been a leak complaint two weeks ago and no visit to see or fix, I would be reporting to the tenant bureau and start creating a paper trail to protect you.
From this moment on, you are planning a legal battle and if everything you are saying is true, you should win easily.
ironicmirror@reddit
Quebec? Sign her up for the Trump campaign
Bratchan@reddit
Call what every adult protective services you have there on her. Say you are concerned for her mental health
If she has land lord call on her for everything.
spill fish fertlizer outside of her door, lube up her door handle, vasiline with fish ferlizer on her door handle
Buy sink freshener balls replace orbezs and say you bought and extra pack and ask if she wants it or if you dont' want interaction just put in box and label it for her and leave it outside of her door.
Speaker onto the floor and play whispers when you are gone.
RandomUser7914@reddit
Practice sumo squads in your flat