My parents fought over how and what to make for my birthday cake. I turned 40 btw

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AssblasterGerard666@reddit

and they decided on a sleep paralysis demon cake apparently??

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tiffany_says_this@reddit

Looks like Rahu (the north node of the moon) 🤷‍♀️

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Tackysackjones@reddit

Ahh yes, the time honored family tradition of baking a nightmare Thomas the tank engine for their child’s 40th birthday.

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KevFrosted@reddit

first person from my lineage reading this sequences of words, proud of myself

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Shreks16InchUncutHog@reddit

A gunslinger in the wild?! Long days and pleasant nights to you, sai.

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Jops817@reddit

I was going to make a dark tower reference until I read your username and that just demolished any previous thought I had.

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Shreks16InchUncutHog@reddit

LOL! Please don't let my username deter from any DT references! I love the Dark Tower 🥹

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netplayer0@reddit

Not where I expected a Steven King reference 😂

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Boogy-Fever@reddit

Read the dark tower series. Its a ton of king fans favorite for a reason.

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Boogy-Fever@reddit

As a Stevie King fan I didnt even notice... I have forgotten the face of my mother

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"The long walk" coming out soon, with Mark Hamill as the protagonist has all kinds of different fandoms excited in my little nerdy heart hahaha. The first book her ever wrote! (Carrie was first published i know)

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Boogy-Fever@reddit

Um im pretty sure it was some dude named Backmen

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netplayer0@reddit

Bachman died of cancer, it was very sad, Stephen wrote his epitaph and included it in some of his books. They must have been real good friends

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netplayer0@reddit

I promise I won't drop you again.....not again

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netplayer0@reddit

Damn I spelled it like Mr Tyler instead of Mr King *Stephen King 😅

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gooby1985@reddit

No worries fam 😊

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onlyhereforthesports@reddit

There’ll be water if god wills it

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Choice-Valuable313@reddit

M-o-o-n spells train!

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MyrtleTheTurtle333@reddit

Bomb-de-bomb!!

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V01D_ID@reddit

And that’s the truth.

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Confuseacat92@reddit

MY UNDERSTANDING OF TRUTH

by Jake Chambers

"I will show you fear in a handful of dust."

-T.S. "Butch" Eliot

"My first thought was, he lied in every word."

-Robert "Sundance" Browning

The gunslinger is the truth.

Roland is the truth.

The Prisoner is the truth.

The Lady of Shadows is the truth.

The Prisoner and the Lady are married. That is the truth.

The way station is the truth.

The Speaking Demon is the truth.

We went under the mountains and that is the truth.

There were monsters under the mountain. That is the truth.

One of them had an Amoco gas pump between his legs and was pretending it was his penis. That is the truth.

Roland let me die. That is the truth.

I still love him.

That is the truth.

When is a door not a door? When it's a jar, and that is the truth.

Blaine is the truth.

What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck, and that is the truth.

Blaine is the truth.

You have to watch Blaine all the time, Blaine is a pain, and that is the truth.

I'm pretty sure that Blaine is dangerous, and that is the truth.

What is black and white and red all over? A blushing zebra, and that is the truth.

Blaine is the truth.

I want to go back and that is the truth.

I have to go back and that is the truth.

I'll go crazy if I don't go back and that is the truth.

I can't go home again unless I find a stone a rose a door and that is the truth.

Choo-choo, and that is the truth.

Choo-choo. Choo-choo.

Choo-choo. Choo-choo. Choo-choo.

Choo-choo. Choo-choo. Choo-choo. Choo-choo.

I am afraid. That is the truth.

Choo-choo.

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Boogy-Fever@reddit

My names Rufus, and thats the trufus

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ChroniclesOfSarnia@reddit

And that's the tooth

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Confuseacat92@reddit

And that is the truth!

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MauiMoisture@reddit

Love seeing a DT reference

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AimaFuriku@reddit

Black Thirteen is near... I can feel it opening its eye...

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IBeDumbAndSlow@reddit

I'm jealous

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Ok-Wrongdoer-7917@reddit

10/10 comment 😅😅

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beyond1sgrasp@reddit

Yowie, the australian thomas i guess.

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mothzilla@reddit

Dark Thomas

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TurtleTestudo@reddit

It's giving Choo Choo Charles for sure

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Hugh-Jainis@reddit

Is that a yowie

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DispenserG0inUp@reddit

when is Australia droppin the yewrie

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Admiral_Zuel@reddit (OP)

Yep!

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drsmith48170@reddit

Ok I give what’s yowie / not all of us are unfortunate enough to be born Australian.

I will say you are very fortunate to have both your parents around. Mine used to call on new years ( all their kids they had 8) and sing happy new year. I miss that…

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Leonydas13@reddit

I’m Australian and I had no idea wtf that thing was meant to be.

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GimmeDemDumplins@reddit

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yowie

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Skorne13@reddit

Also this

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Davido401@reddit

A seen him in a pub just outside Glasgow, Scotland at the weekend... guy gets about!

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ACcbe1986@reddit

He must have a shitload of airline miles because I saw him at a local dive bar in central Minnesota last Thursday!

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BlessedCursedBroken@reddit

Unfortunate? Come live here and see if you still think we're unfortunate to be born here.

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Junkhead_88@reddit

Username doesn't check out.

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BlessedCursedBroken@reddit

Haha! Being Australian is the blessed part

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Thr33isaGr33nCrown@reddit

My parents always used to call and sing happy birthday on my birthday. They’ve lost a lot of cognitive ability over the past few years and this year they forgot my birthday entirely. I didn’t really mind, just happy they’re still around.

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Alex768@reddit

It’s like the Australian Bigfoot. Probably a gross oversimplification, but whatevs!

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UltimateXavior@reddit

I can’t believe your parents gave you yaoi for your 40th birthday

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wwwangels@reddit

Being in Australia, there's a good chance this thing is real. LOL. There are some very odd creatures in your neck of the woods, and they all want to kill you. I'm in South Texas. We have a chupacabra. We also have a collection of animals that want to kill us. And it's freaking hot. We are like Australia without the fun accent.

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PlumpyCat@reddit

You Texans are way scarier than anything you'll find in Oz

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wwwangels@reddit

🤣😂

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UnderlightIll@reddit

Like drop bears.

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wwwangels@reddit

Ha ha, I had to look up drop bears. That's a fun creature! Chupacabras are purported to be real, but we do have the jackalope. Most everyone knows they are not real.

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Rubik842@reddit

And your ranches are adorable widdle things.

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wwwangels@reddit

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naturalborncynic@reddit

I was hoping it was grug, but grug is too wholesome looking. At least it's not a bunyip!

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Admiral_Zuel@reddit (OP)

I love Grug and I would of loved that but unsure my parents would remember him

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PlumpyCat@reddit

I will die for grug

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disconnectmenow@reddit

I thought it was a drop bear...

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_PirateWench_@reddit

Haha I was going to guess a drop bear

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No_Bakecrabs@reddit

Yowie has the best chocolate

(Idk if it still does, I'm using my experience from like 1998)

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ManyTraining6@reddit

is it pronounced like yaoi

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RenwaldoV@reddit

In Japan that word refers to boy-on-boy lovemaking.

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paulzeezee@reddit

JetstreamGW says you're doing it wrong.

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RenwaldoV@reddit

It's pronounced the same when you speak it aloud.

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paulzeezee@reddit

I rest my case.

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JetstreamGW@reddit

No, that’s Yaoi. Yowie is clearly spelled differently :P

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nobodyhere_357@reddit

lol, congrats on the Yaoi cake OP

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Rubik842@reddit

Oh myyyy..

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paulzeezee@reddit

Definitely Crag

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WitchQueen_@reddit

I read that as Yaoi 😭😭😭

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TekieScythe@reddit

I'm pretty sure it's pronounced the same way too.

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TuvixWillNotBeMissed@reddit

This cake doesn't depict cute anime boys kissing tho?

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CountessJade45@reddit

Aww you got the Necronomicon! Make sure you say the words right😁

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cyclorphan@reddit

Haha, beat me yo it.

KLAATU... BARADA... N

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JCDickleg7@reddit

Also, a Day the Earth Stood Still reference!

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cyclorphan@reddit

Indeed! (The OG, folks, not the newer one, though I can't remember if they referenced it)

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JCDickleg7@reddit

I’m sure the newer one had the same line, though I’ve not seen it yet

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shortwave_radio@reddit

Klaatu Barada....N...Necktie?

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Profoundlyahedgehog@reddit

Look, maybe I didn't say every single little tiny syllable, but basically I said 'em!

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Admiral_Zuel@reddit (OP)

Holy shit I’d love that too but no

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imtheanswerlady@reddit

you're telling me this ISN'T a necronomicake?!

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Admiral_Zuel@reddit (OP)

More like necronomnomnomnomcake

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Glammmy@reddit

Is this a Chewbacca cake?? Even if not, 11/10! No notes.

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RolyPolyGuy@reddit

vampire chewbacca

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Pale_Row1166@reddit

Where the wild things are?

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Doglover4561@reddit

That’s what I thought too

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HappyTurtleButt@reddit

I really thought that was what this is. I'm surprised so many are guessing other things, even if joking.

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pancakeisi@reddit

up your mums. go be rude to a child you disgusting d*g

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a_solid_6@reddit

https://youtube.com/shorts/wO_Zp-Wfmh4?si=xdLxdetqYgGhgbGO

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8636396@reddit

Honestly it reminds me of the Moon from Majora's Mask

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Charming-Command4375@reddit

Klatu Necto chimichanga

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UrsaMinor69420@reddit

"NAILGUN!!"

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paulzeezee@reddit

I see your nail gun, and raise you an arm-attached chainsaw.

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interferens@reddit

*necro-nomnomnom-icon

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paulzeezee@reddit

Gold

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Urbanviking1@reddit

The Necronomicake.

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spennyTheG@reddit

Beat me to it

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SnooHabits1495@reddit

I think it's a yeti and you're not quite german, but a little

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WTFudge52@reddit

Lucky you, with living parents.

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OccamsEpee@reddit

Lolwtf, still looks way better than my 40th cake (there wasn't one)

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bobblehead230@reddit

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Rocket-Glide@reddit

I wish I had parents

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Heavy_Recipe_6120@reddit

As soon as I seen the Teevee snacks I thought this has to be an Aussie cake!

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Trout_Gaming@reddit

Looks like they didn’t fight hard enough over it

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SdSmith80@reddit

Is this a Yowie? Please tell me it is, also, I have a great book recommendation for a very gory horror novella about a Yowie.

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Animeyaoilover1980@reddit

That's an awesome cake!!!

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Trout_Gaming@reddit

Looks like they didn’t fight hard enough over it

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International-Owl-81@reddit

I thought it was the basket case guy

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snarkysharky311@reddit

So... they decided to go with Chewbacca on meth?

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GlowPeepp@reddit

lol what the cake

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cbguitarist@reddit

A labubu cake ?

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Additional-Ad9972@reddit

Looks like the gruffalo

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Patti_Cakes1120@reddit

Reminds me of something out of Rick n Morty lol cute nonetheless. Happy birthday big boy!

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longforgetten@reddit

Idk why but my first thought was one of the Banksia Men

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ManyTraining6@reddit

zombie chewbacca

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Mayitrainhugs@reddit

Is it supposed to be Agro?

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ParfaitThat654@reddit

OOGA BOOGA!

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scrambledeggsandspam@reddit

I love it.

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DuckStep43@reddit

My guess is the moon from Majoras Mask

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Mr-Hyde96@reddit

BABADOOK BRO. Like sorry. But Happy birthday. Maybe your last. Come to US we will protect u

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phatassgato@reddit

Looks like the wall alien from ITYSL

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That-Water-Guy@reddit

I haven’t had a birthday cakes since I was like 12. I’m also 40. Stay blessed

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musicman389@reddit

It's a teratoma.

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ShortCaramel9277@reddit

We’ll……. That wouldn’t ever crossed my mind.

WS you a terror as a child?

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Latviacm@reddit

Yowi power!

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madf80@reddit

Personally I’m into it.

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Extreme_Bed_2023@reddit

This cake is fucking awesome, you're a lucky bastard! Kudos to your parents, this should be in a museum

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HoiPolloi_-_@reddit

Sasquatch?

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DjPandaFingers@reddit

Nailed it

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HersheyNaysh@reddit

i wish i had parents that loved me.

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Distinct-Ad-1348@reddit

You’re a happy little vegemite

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adventuretime@reddit

Whatever this is, it's appropriate. Happy 40th!

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Ogre6956@reddit

NGL, this doesn't belong here unless it was somehow inedible. It's pretty awesome that your parents went so over the top. Regardless, I'm glad I got to see it.

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dinkdonner@reddit

My mom brings cupcakes to wherever I am on my birthday…every year. I’m 48. 😀

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Proper_Bell_7325@reddit

Grumpy old troll who lives under the bridge

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AdAccomplished6905@reddit

I'd be thankful, I haven't had a birthday cake from my parents, or anyone in years and years....

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wise_doctor1@reddit

God. Someone would get scared looking at it

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Maryjanegangafever@reddit

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itsjustMilly@reddit

Nice cake but do they treat you like a toddler in all aspects of your life?

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nichyc@reddit

Go ahead. Cut him. I dare you!

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Sproose_Moose@reddit

Agro?

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TopEquivalent6475@reddit

It’s not about what’s on the outside, but on the inside…

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Adept_Sea_2847@reddit

The bunyip? Australian folklore monster.

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Latter-Ad-8558@reddit

Blessed to have your parents together and alive

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NineNinetyNine9999@reddit

Is that the shadow man?

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TheDefiantChemical@reddit

They settled on a shit monster?

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yy98755@reddit

Devil’s cake?

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JosukeHigashikatana@reddit

So they went with a chocolate version of the moon from Majora’s Mask

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nowhereiswater@reddit

Welcome to the fourth decade of life. New wonderful changes await.

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Bunt_Frumper@reddit

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atlninja@reddit

Don't talk!!

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fenwayb@reddit

THAT'S A CHUNKY

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t_scribblemonger@reddit

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The alien from this one

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OldPiano6706@reddit

I think it actually looks like the wall creature from the Tim heidecker episode. “Never let the party die!”

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icehopper@reddit

I've never had a unique thought in my life 😂

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chavez_ding2001@reddit

That is real. That’s gonna kill me.

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Kenshirosan@reddit

Because I saw that thing... that thing came in here when I was on the couch.

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InterestingTry5190@reddit

You had all summer to think of a cake!

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Fun_Pound5629@reddit

I made the cake, I know where all the stuff is.

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HorrFrek@reddit

Are you an Evil Dead fan? It’s got big Necronomicon vibes

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6ynnad@reddit

Damn thats a tough act to follow. Godbless you and your family brother and happy birthday!

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LoversboxLain@reddit

Can I have a piece of that Yowie cake? He looks delicious.

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Unlucky_Kangaroo_137@reddit

If I got a cake like that I'd be overjoyed

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thevaginalist@reddit

I kinda love it

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Zoomies87@reddit

Looks like a Madball.

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EienNoMajo@reddit

That cake looks awesome, I'd be ecstatic. Happy birthday!

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anjunastrudle@reddit

Not gonna lie. As someone who sees their family once a year.. This would totally be the best cake lol and would enjoy every last bite all by myself lol

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ArcanaOfApocrypha@reddit

The moon from Majora's Mask

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WenWen78@reddit

Eddie the head cake?

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Doriestories@reddit

This is amazing

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floofychaps@reddit

Is it a monster Tim Tam?

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wwwangels@reddit

Ooh, I love me some Tim Tams!

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fullylockedinlu@reddit

well happy birthday!

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Confident_Delay_5945@reddit

Ok, but, I kinda love it!

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childofb0d0m@reddit

I don't understand how this is shitty, looks like a good cake

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Admiral_Zuel@reddit (OP)

I was actually really taken aback tbh, no this is more wholesome than shitty

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ranDOMinique813@reddit

I think we’d like this ok r/wholesome and r/baking and especially r/cakedecorating

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paulzeezee@reddit

... r/70's ?

(NGL: I love it)

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Fluffy_Muffins_415@reddit

It's a lovely cake! I hope your birthday with your parents was wonderful, there is a lot of love in your family

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Easy-Concentrate2636@reddit

Your parents love you!

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jadbronson@reddit

Plot twist: it's made with dark chocolate (cursed chocolate: raw liver, blood, coco powder)

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PutridWar4713@reddit

Now, do you curse the chocolate before or after?

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jadbronson@reddit

What does your heart tell you? Just listen to your heart.

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Dull_Flamingo_2430@reddit

Ha loser!

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Easy-Concentrate2636@reddit

Are you feeling okay there?

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Sp00derman77@reddit

It looks like the Zuni fetish doll from Trilogy of Terror.

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Key_Floo@reddit

My top two guesses are the moon from Majora's Mask or Samsquantch!

Happy birthday op 🎂

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FriendlyPace3003@reddit

The moon from MM was my first thought!

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bikemandan@reddit

Im not understanding how there is any other option

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WealthQueasy2233@reddit

scrolled too far for this

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DopeAbsurdity@reddit

Is it a Wolfman surrounded by turds?

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BusinessYam6078@reddit

Holy crap I am LOLing. Thank you for this, truly.

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clouxr@reddit

Bob Katter

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Rubik842@reddit

(starts screaming about crocodiles)

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Admiral_Zuel@reddit (OP)

Holy shit don’t scare me no

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chelsea-from-calif@reddit

I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Rubik842@reddit

commenting quick before I see the comments: Agro.

My kid is half your age and I can't wait to pull some women's weekly shit like this if they are trying to have a fancy party. Your parents rock. Say hi to ya mum for me ;)

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DeadSol@reddit

Skunk Ape?

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ThatLink4097@reddit

Is it supposed to be Bumble from Rudolph the red nosed Reindeer?

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Librarian_Zoomies@reddit

Total Recall vibes….close the airlock!

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Lucky_Louch@reddit

It is either a wolf man or a garbage pail kid.

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Twist_Ending03@reddit

What's the relevance of you being Australian?

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TheTristianGod@reddit

Shit foot?

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abagoffruitbats@reddit

i think they nailed it personally

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Agreeable_Sorbet_686@reddit

A Labubu demon cake? Aw, your folks are so thoughtful.

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WhereIsMyCuddlyBear@reddit

Is this the moon from Majora's mask?

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DanaMarie75038@reddit

I just love that your parents care about your cake at 40.

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laborousgrunt@reddit

Aww nice your parents seem regular weird

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keybirdking@reddit

It doesn't look that bad to me

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X23Hailway@reddit

The cake is metaphor for adulthood.

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Pure_Expression6308@reddit

“We only get to do this once a year! 😤” - your parents

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Plimpus1620@reddit

Actually an epic looking cake, reminds me of my childhood. Have a very happy birthday bruv.

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gaping_granny@reddit

In so sorry about your childhood.

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Plimpus1620@reddit

no man , it was great I loved it

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WoodenSky6731@reddit

I think it's the Gruffalo!!

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HRHqueenpickle@reddit

I thought it was the Gruffalo at first glance.

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drbroshuajergman@reddit

It's supposed to be your dog!

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RidgewayRioter@reddit

I don’t know what the fuck it is, but your parents rule.

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MonsterIslandMed@reddit

This will habit my dreams

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TyrionCauthom@reddit

My guess is one of the Wild Things from Maurice Sendak

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AnthropomorphizedTop@reddit

Chaos Orb?

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tacodepollo@reddit

An RFK jr cake, wild.

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ZoxieLutt@reddit

Lmao your parents sound awesome! Give them lots of hugs!!!

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clumsysav@reddit

This is so precious you are so lucky to have them 🥰

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ACcbe1986@reddit

I think I was maybe 9 or 10 the last time my parents celebrated my birthday. After that, it was "Oh, it was your birthday last week. Here's some money."

I hope you're happy that your parents are fussing over a little detail, like your cake design.

Congrats, btw. I have 1 year left before I'm officially old. 😆

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AltruisticLeading889@reddit

reminds me of sweetums from the muppet show

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mrshulgin@reddit

That's a drop bear, right?

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ZenDragon@reddit

Meatball Man?

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weirdoeggplant@reddit

I love it

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PizzaGlass831@reddit

This is some shit my parents would do 🤣 I'm 37.

I do have to give them points for creativity with the decorating. Even though it's terrifying, it's nowhere near the worst cake I've seen on Reddit.

How was the cake itself?

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matthewkevin84@reddit

Frankenstein?

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Rndysasqatch@reddit

I am 45 and I would love this cake. It sucks you don't like it but man that looks fantastic

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Sidtheguru@reddit

The gruffalo?

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LVArcher@reddit

Is that a Babadook? Cheers mate hope you and the parents had a great one.

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MyF150isboring@reddit

This seems like a very George Costanza situation.

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fart_attack_69@reddit

Boobs 4 eyes

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SkodySvobodee@reddit

Your parents are RAD

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Dependent-Plane5522@reddit

r/poopfrommybutt

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Imaginary_Horse_6152@reddit

They made you the turd McMean with candles and all!

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GiantA-629@reddit

Wolf man

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Lost-Oil1156@reddit

They fought over dinner like it was world peace summit but ended up with gourmet chaos on a plate. Family drama plated with extra seasoning.

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TheRealExactO@reddit

You will always be a kid to them. Enjoy it. I have one parent left. Its horrible when they leave earth. Hug them.

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Own-Site-2732@reddit

fuck, man, im crying now

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Hollowbody57@reddit

Both of my parents had passed away a few months before I turned 40, would have loved for them to still be around to make me a cake to celebrate that milestone.

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TheRealExactO@reddit

Sending ya hugs. They are smiling at you. Stay safe.

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eggs_mcmuffin@reddit

It’s 7am and I’m crying. Thanks dawg

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thatrandomauschain@reddit

Agreed, I saw this post and my first thought was, this is precious that your parents are still around to make you a cake, hold onto this memory and hug them tight :)

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Admiral_Zuel@reddit (OP)

Don’t make me cry….

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TheRealExactO@reddit

It's not meant to make you cry. I just hope you realize what a beautiful life you're living. Hug them. Hug your dad a little longer for me today. Have a good day and happy birthday.

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Admiral_Zuel@reddit (OP)

Thankyou I will

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Dumbbitchathon@reddit

The design is very human

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kb-g@reddit

Looks like one of the monsters from Where the Wild Things Are.

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JuanC1965@reddit

Please tell me that’s chocolate ganache and not some cheap pre made frosting

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pancaj1987@reddit

Well it's still sweet.

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therealishone@reddit

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Own-Independence-115@reddit

It's so nice of them to let you out of the attic room for your birthday! Well wishes on your great day!

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adnaneely@reddit

LabubuCake Walmart edition.

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Just-An-Inchident44@reddit

I’m guessing somebody is Australian 🤘😂

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honeedoo@reddit

It’s so unsettling 😭

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Ok_Key_4868@reddit

Stargazer fish?

https://imgur.com/gallery/stargazer-fish-IuarJmB

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chewio_@reddit

Looks like the moon from Majora's Mask lol

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KitsuneEX7622@reddit

Looks like a very poor description of Chewbacca

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IceCoughy@reddit

sounds like a fun family

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Hot_Gur5980@reddit

I don’t know what he is, but he’s awesome!

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Artist_X@reddit

Damn...must be nice.

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Etherspy@reddit

This is awesome!

Enjoy it while you’ve got them!

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Jolo1976@reddit

Yeah so which of your parents won?

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angry_stupid@reddit

Thats a lot of candles for a cake that looks like its seen things.

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Kenzi_Slays@reddit

demonic hamburger

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CharieRarie@reddit

I’d never heard of a Yowie, I thought it was the Gruffalo! It looks tasty though, happy birthday 🥳

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havokwolff@reddit

“Oh Fizzgig”

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PatrioticPariah@reddit

Necronomicrumb

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GrouchyPicture4021@reddit

This is actually adorable of your parents. And you’re clearly 15, as evidenced by your star candles 🤣

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princesspeachTO@reddit

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BriarVine@reddit

Wow, genuinely jealous of how loved you are

Enjoy! 🥰

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NickMalo@reddit

Majoras mask moon looking extra spooky with the mouth blood

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nobodyhere_357@reddit

Honestly that's really sweet! Horrifying, but sweet!

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Diligent_Ad_7582@reddit

r/shitfromabutt

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Whole_Prism@reddit

Salad fingers?

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anal_holocaust_@reddit

It kinda looks like the cover art for an old 80s horror movie called "The Brain"

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k4nj1gd@reddit

Thought that was the moon from Majora’s Mask.

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SueBeee@reddit

I love your parents.

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GlitchKartoffel@reddit

Thomas the Tank obviously

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Leather_War6079@reddit

It's a snood

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Crestapher@reddit

Looks like the moon from Majora's Mask!

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SupahBean@reddit

I wish my parents fought over what to make me for my bday

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LevelCan764@reddit

Move out I dare you

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redditsuckspokey1@reddit

Looks like u/Admiral_Zuel

BTW I'm turning 40 this month too.

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RenzuZG@reddit

Isn't it a bit too early for Halloween?

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wwwangels@reddit

Looks like a werewolf. I'd love to get that for an adult birthday, and I'd quickly demolish that cake. This should be in some sub called awesome adult birthday cake. You should also post this in r/mildlyinteresting. Oh yeah, Happy Birthday!

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Highmoon_Finance@reddit

Where the Wild Things are

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ColdsnapX@reddit

Is it a donkegin?

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ClosedEye999@reddit

I dont know what it is but im a little jealous because this is the best cake I've ever seen.

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Both_Lychee_1708@reddit

The idea that your parents fight to bake you a novel birthday cake, when you're 40 no less, is seriously awesome

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tokyo_driftr@reddit

Hey count your blessings, I’m 22 and my parents were totally over my birthday like 6 years ago

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Rubycon_@reddit

werewolf?

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chloeismagic@reddit

Poop man

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Sullys_mama19@reddit

They had ALL SUMMER to figure out what they do

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Nticks@reddit

I’m 40 today too, send me a piece!

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CakeMadeOfHam@reddit

Just to get school supplies her mom had to drink puke on a local morning radio show!

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bra1nd1al@reddit

So glad I wasn't the only one that thought it looked like the wall alien. NEVER LET THE PARTY DIE.

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CyanicAssResidue@reddit

I wish i had your parents .

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IYAATOWCSBF@reddit

Garbage Pail Kid?

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queenlizbef@reddit

This is AWESOME. You have loving parents literally fighting over what to bake their adult child for his birthday and you go and put their effort into this sub. Shame.

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shhhintrovert@reddit

r/shitfromabutt

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Ok_Macaroon_5224@reddit

Blaine the train?

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CinSugarBearShakers@reddit

You got a cake dude. I don't even talk with my family anymore.

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lacrosse771@reddit

I'm most upset that the number of candles on each side isn't the same

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inComplete-me@reddit

So they gave you an RFK Jr cake?

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Admiral_Zuel@reddit (OP)

I can’t unsee this

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inComplete-me@reddit

Me either.
Gonna have nightmares

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dojo_shlom0@reddit

if you are 40, this is definitely kid wolf. it looks like they put a lot of work into it tbh, it's quite endearing! happy birthday to you and your family!

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DeadFartGoat@reddit

Looks exactly like the monster from the Netflix series Wednesday lol

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arsebiscuits71@reddit

r/unexpectednecronomicon

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-BodomKnight-@reddit

It's the Moon from Zelda Majora's Mask !

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-Saltfish-@reddit

Tasmanian Devil's Food Cake

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1track_mind@reddit

I like it

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_LadyGodiva_@reddit

Your parents are so cute. I hope it tasted amazing and happy belated birthday.

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Thanatikos@reddit

I think this belongs on lostredditors. This isn’t shitty food porn. It’s love.

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Comfortable_Rent_444@reddit

That's honestly so heartwarming, even with the bickering. It’s a special kind of love when your parents still see you as their kid, no matter how old you get. I’d recognize that terrifying Thomas face anywhere! You’ve got some great folks.

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B1tch_is_Taken@reddit

Aww that’s ace looks like the gruffalo to me 😅

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Dappleskunk@reddit

Looks like a Necronomicon cake that will swallow your soul,,,,,,,

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thatdidntturnout@reddit

The poops around the border…(((chef’s kiss)))

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Kerboq@reddit

Sassy?

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LunarBahamut@reddit

This is awesome dude. Doesn't really belong here in my mind.

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EbullientMagpie@reddit

Happy Birthday!

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PutridWar4713@reddit

Ha ha ha, I love it!!😎

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Late-Eye-6936@reddit

Well, clearly they both won the argument.

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bigneedlewun@reddit

Is it suppose to be a yowie?

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PhilosopherMoonie@reddit

Nosfuratu was my first thought

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ShreekingEeel@reddit

They love you!!!! Happy Birthday!!!

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lebrongarnet@reddit

It looks exactly like Mars Restaurant from I Think You Should Leave "Her sister's addicted to drugs. That sound boring to you?"

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-d-a-g-u-r-e-@reddit

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TheRoseMerlot@reddit

How nice. Wish I had parents that gave a shit. I'd never post that here.

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TotalMisanthropy@reddit

🥹 this made me smile. I’m happy for you that both of your parents are alive, together, and baking you a cake they want to get just right. Both of mine were gone before 40 and neither of them ever baked me anything. Hug those parents Reddit friend. I have no clue what it is though lol - a yeti?

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Admiral_Zuel@reddit (OP)

Close was a yowie and thanks

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front_torch@reddit

Poop Monster

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Salty-Ad6358@reddit

Happy birthday unc 🎉🎂

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maxru85@reddit

This is precisely how I imagine Australians

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0mgyrface@reddit

It's precisely how we generally look in the dark.

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maxru85@reddit

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0mgyrface@reddit

Nah, those guys are East across the tasman.

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InvestigatorWeird196@reddit

I guess they decided to make one out of love.

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NolieMali@reddit

When I turned 40 I didn't get a cool cake. Be happy. It looks like some movie character.

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MamaBear4485@reddit

Is it a Yowie?

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Admiral_Zuel@reddit (OP)

Yes🤓

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MamaBear4485@reddit

Well happy 40th, young Aussie! Your cake is brilliant!

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hydrissx@reddit

Its a Labubu cake

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Frosenborg@reddit

HBD

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SparklyLeo_@reddit

and no it’s not me

I have questions

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YakElectronic6713@reddit

Omg to me, this is the opposite of shitty!!!

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Majik8ball@reddit

Nailed it!

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CutSea5865@reddit

That’s amazing lmao! I would be so happy with that if I got it! 47 btw haha!

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Jenniff711@reddit

Is it a werewolf cake?

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majora665@reddit

Nosferatu Sasquatch

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SausageBuscuit@reddit

They didn’t fight hard enough, evidently.

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DAdStanich@reddit

Is that Majoras Mask ???

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Pitcheyh@reddit

They went for a portrait of you! How thoughtful

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LuckyCod2887@reddit

damn. My parents fought over who should take care of the kid because both of them didn’t want to.

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RedJacket2019@reddit

Is it a Bunyip?

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jadbronson@reddit

Hey op, my parents taught me how to make my own cake at 26 and never made me another. Enjoy it.

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latortillablanca@reddit

Gorgeous

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sillymuppet1998@reddit

Drop bear?

I’d love to hear more about the argument and what else the cake could have been.

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Admiral_Zuel@reddit (OP)

Nope a friend of mine guessed that

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sillymuppet1998@reddit

Hmmmm. Yowie?

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Admiral_Zuel@reddit (OP)

Congratulations!!!!!! Yes!!!!!

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GoldberryoTulgeyWood@reddit

Just went down a rabbit hole looking this up. Very cool!

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DragonScrivner@reddit

This is hideous and I love it. Happy Birthday!

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Admiral_Zuel@reddit (OP)

Correct answer above people!

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floofychaps@reddit

Bunyip!

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SpeedBlitzX@reddit

Count Orlok???

Or as everyone else would say "Nosferatu"

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Brojangles1234@reddit

I wish my parents didn’t suck ass

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MysteriousMeringue78@reddit

Whoa!!! But, Happy birthday to you!

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Objective-Result4465@reddit

WTF kinda cake is that??

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guyfierisgoatee1@reddit

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Szarkara@reddit

Gruffalo!

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Previous-Parfait-999@reddit

It’s amazing

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Iamwomper@reddit

This is pure beauty

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Kingston023@reddit

Awwww you have nice parents!

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StandOutLikeDogBalls@reddit

Is it a baboon?

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bemyantimatter@reddit

From Where the Wild Things Are?

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Thousand_YardStare@reddit

Snood?

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starpaw2000@reddit

it sort of reminds me of a labubu. also happy birthday!!

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pandaman467@reddit

It’s the moon from Majoras Mask!

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Admiral_Zuel@reddit (OP)

Nope

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Admiral_Zuel@reddit (OP)

Sick but no

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GentrifriesGuy@reddit

Cursed cake but…

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kahran@reddit

Sonic the Hedgehog?

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Admiral_Zuel@reddit (OP)

Nope

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MolochsLizardQueen@reddit

Is it Henry stuck in the tunnel? I had to Google his name 🤣😂

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Bigmama-k@reddit

At least you got a cake for that birthday. A lot of people do not get acknowledged for their birthday. I assume this is homemade. I am sorry your parent’s argued. Have a great 40th year!

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