>Fucked one guy in the ass just to prove I would.

Posted by pirivalfang@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 29 comments

>Fucked one guy in the ass just to prove I would.

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jiajia_92@reddit

10kml? We found the american.

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Pass_us_the_salt@reddit

Most cursed American metric adoption I've encountered which is occassionally used in industry is the kilo-pound.

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Dinosaur_Wrangler@reddit

“Article 15” didn’t give it away for you first?

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wompod@reddit

that is "ten Kamels"

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NuWuX@reddit

It really sucks when you get a job and then they make you do it every day.

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NCD_Lardum_AS@reddit

I'd argue it shouldn't be his job to deal with drunk idiots

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UnitLemonWrinkles@reddit

It's the military? One of the highest demographic users of alcohol. Guarantee it's a low manned position (hence why they are on-call) with very few with the certs to be stationed wherever this was. I doubt anyone in the military can go their whole career without a higher up stating that "you're always on call". Annoying and frustrating for sure but I think most enlisted have similar tales.

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CorbinNZ@reddit

Probably fake. Hope it’s real.

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bendbars_liftgates@reddit

\>...will be buttsex with the patient. \>most poon I got... 🤔

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Comfortable_Yak5184@reddit

I worked at an Applebee's in college. Always had a bunch of problems with one cook in particular. Eventually it came to a head, he wanted to fight on a busy Saturday night, and I yelled at him in front of the entire BOH and 1/3 of the FOH "I am so much bigger and stronger than you, forget fighting, I can literally hold you down and fucking rape you" Yeah. That ended that lol. It was true too. I could have fucking little bitch. I would have if I needed to actually prove it.

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baudmiksen@reddit

Yeah but what would you do if the thought of having sex with men didn't give you an erection?

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baudmiksen@reddit

Rock hard just waiting for the opportunity

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spookymemeformat@reddit

Jesus

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Comfortable_Yak5184@reddit

Yeah. I know. Lol.

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Ahabs-Left-Leg@reddit

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matijoss@reddit

He didn't say he was straight

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soiboi64@reddit

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Ahabs-Left-Leg@reddit

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denny31415926@reddit

> 10kmL What the fuck

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Hannabal_96@reddit

10 kilometers per liter, obviously Or 10 kilomilliliters

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denny31415926@reddit

Yes, I know how to read the unit. It's stupid because: 1. Kilo = 1000 2. milli = 1/1000 Therefore, Kilomilli = 1. It's literally just 10L.

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soiboi64@reddit

I mean, 10L is a fantastic amount of volume, that's why folks are incredulous

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Hannabal_96@reddit

I know, I was joking Obviously they don't make sense

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moron555@reddit

Anything to avoid using normal metric...

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Zeus1131@reddit

This post is over 13 years old

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Marchus80@reddit

So... anon raped a lot of people? Yikes

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Thin_General_8594@reddit

He thought it was the hypocrite oath

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serial_feet_sniffer@reddit

Most believable greentext:

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NighthawK1911@reddit

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