Motorbike go BrBrBrBr... The sequel

Posted by Strong-Client-6738@reddit | miltonkeynes | View on Reddit | 15 comments

Sunday night Smooth brain engage -Leathers on like a bad power ranger- Be Moto GP Best time & place Yeah Me go now -dribbling at the thought of it-

Imagine being that one person right now, literally right now, blasting up and down up and down V8/H4/H3 (I think?) for 20 mins+ Full chat with their idiotic bike and screaming unsilenced pipes.

Maybe I'm just no fun. Or maybe it is totally unacceptable braindead behaviour. Whatever it is: you sir/madam are a total "C U Next Tuesday" and if you become a statistic and bin it into a roundabout tonight it's of your own doing, noone else's 👍🏻

Oh, I forgot; Loud pipes save lives, remember? My bad. You continue disturbing the entire area because you want to show off on a Sunday night (to nobody), and that's fine. At least you won't get run over while looking like a wally with no life/ mates.

I guess it's me & everyone else trying to sleep that's in the wrong.
Just a another Reddit/ FB moan again then 😉

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OmniWise@reddit

Funny I had this exact same thought yesterday evening I live on that same strip. About 9:30pm it was absolutely silent, then the bikes started. There were at least 2 engines that I could recognise as distinct, maybe 3.

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MrTreeOfficial@reddit

Definitely a b58 the other night by Willen

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Strong-Client-6738@reddit (OP)

Three super cool guys showing us how super cool they are by making big noise and driving fast in straight lines... Having fun, not pissing anyone off, and being super cool while doing it too I bet.

Also; I heard it's not even a real motorbike unless it goes BrBrBrBrBrBrBrrrr as loud as possible, or else it's NOT super cool and no one will think so.

-Sarcasm'o'meter in meltdown-

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OmniWise@reddit

I heard a couple more yesterday night. Much as I love good weather, its the clear dry late evenings which are the worst.

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Puzzleheaded_Exam838@reddit

One of many reasons we moved from MK.

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Noiisy@reddit

It’s that one particular bike I hate, it’s a 125 with the worlds loudest exhaust on the worlds most pathetic looking bike, usually passes me at 9pm ish, you can hear him 3 roundabouts away slowly coming towards you, I say slowly because he’s actually ragging the bike but because it’s so slow and shit the noise just gets louder and louder for a good 2mins before he finally passes you, you can’t hear shit when he passes as everything’s drowned out by his manchild fart cannon. I’m assuming the bikes made him dead and he’s unaware of what a nuisance he is, or he’s totally aware and he’s just a selfish little wanker. Or maybe I’m the problem because I dare to find something that’s extremely unnecessary a problem.

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Strong-Client-6738@reddit (OP)

I think I know the clown you are referring to. No way can the person think it sounds good, or even half-good, as it literally sounds broken 🤣

(Actually that's an insult to clowns, as at least they are mildly entertaining).

I was thinking it would be a laugh if any of these super cool guys (especially this one being referred to) read this, but then I had to stop the thought - as none of them can probably read, let alone type a coherent response 🫠

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IcePleasant4306@reddit

Yep up and down my road all evening and weekends, the speed limit goes from 30 to 40 then 60 mph so they leave the 30 mph area and rev the hell out of it to around 70 mph.

Everyone is, of course, in absolute awe of the big noise they make. They also infest our town centre market place on a sunday revving their static bikes while people are sitting outside the coffee shop trying to talk.

All the coffee drinkers are in absolute awe of the big noise they make also, they will then take it in turns to ride their toys around the market place revving as much as they can, leaving us in complete admiration of the big noise they make.

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GreenAmigo@reddit

Happens in New Bradwell a lot... some muppets do this doing 90 mph up a high street... loud shit box bikes or cars or EVs. Need speed bumps to direct them away... some time the do the stretch 4 times before leaving. Sometimes its music too loud too.

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gentlepersuasion420@reddit

thEy r jst aVin fun innit? Lett tham bee irf da Poolice waRnt 2 stopp tham dey sHud giv Em oWnn plaice to race :) :) :)

🥴

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Srapture@reddit

They certainly do suck.

I get it. Driving fast is fun, and driving at night means there's less traffic so you can drive fast, but making a noise like a train horn in the same area for over half an hour is pretty fucked.