So my account might be permanently banned for saying I get rid of invasive spiders in my yard.

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One_Huckleberry9072@reddit

My original 9 year reddit account got banned for saying I would put down a dog that killed my cat.

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EarlBeforeSwine@reddit

Mine got banned for “inciting violence,” for suggesting that US politicians should be required to get a tattoo of the Bill of Rights upon taking office

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ChornobylChili@reddit

I got banned for Inciting Violence for cheering about Ukraine smoking a bunch of genocidal invaders

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fishman15151515@reddit

I never ate smoked invader before. I’m used to eating deep fried invader but it’s bad for cholesterol.

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lostenant@reddit

Common misconception, those contain the good cholesterol

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LetsGetNuclear@reddit

I got banned for saying the US was going to fly into Iran and shoot down Iranian aircraft and bomb them.

Then, it happened! Didn't get to see an A2A kill though sadly.

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northern-nobody@reddit

Mine got banned for ‘sourcing’ and running an RC sub for my country. It was my one and only account for 7 years and it sucked.

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ChornobylChili@reddit

What. We need a better site than Reddit. Why is there not like a competitor thats far less controlled

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ADK-high-peeks@reddit

Are you being retarded on purpose orrrr

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YourUncleJohnBrown@reddit

There exists a certain site, devoted to the farming of Kiwis...

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lemonsevenfourteen@reddit

My original got banned because I pointed out that this dude had his full name and address on a parking ticket he was asking about which means I was “guilty of docking someone“

Literally, just trying to help a dude delete a post that had all of his stuff on it but hey, fuck me I guess right?

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-E-Cross@reddit (OP)

Yeah, I've gotten a hit on Facebook for that (like 10 years ago, when I was still on that shit)

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cobrakai15@reddit

I don’t think gun memes will let me comment any more after yesterday. I just said you can’t use false morality to be a grabber, some didn’t like it.

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Wombat-Snooze@reddit

I got suspended for a week for going on my city’s subreddit and proclaiming myself to be “The Pooping Bandit” and “The Piss Whisperer.” The old folks that frequent that sub were very upset.

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DoubtingThomas33@reddit

Joro spiders? How? I hate those ugly ass fuckers

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-E-Cross@reddit (OP)

I actually started to see the pretty native orb weavers again after waging a can I say war?

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Simple-Purpose-899@reddit

At this point I don't know what account number I'm on. You stop caring about usernames that sound cool, and just click on the default and go with it.

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-E-Cross@reddit (OP)

I'm actually surprised that this account has stayed up as long as it has

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Maxasaurus@reddit

This account got permabanned for "facilitating firearms transactions"

1st of all, I wish. That's based as fuck. But all I did was say "shall not be infringed" to someone asking about legality of some minute detail of gun transport.

I won on appeal, but for 2 weeks I was out

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-E-Cross@reddit (OP)

I can't believe have to appeal a threat of violence against a fucking invasive spider.

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-E-Cross@reddit (OP)

No, just never something so ridiculous.

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Lost_expreszion2@reddit

Bruh I've had an account banned for upvoting a non violent post. You just gotta adapt to the bullshit

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Himalayanyomom@reddit

Mine got perma banned for saying sharia law will bring back hand chopping for thieving

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sdmfer1981@reddit

I said girls aren't real on a meth post.

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Flabbergasted_____@reddit

I got permabanned for saying “sounds based” in response to booger luau boys that [ Redacted ] feds.

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Lmao banned for saying bad dog go nite nite Banned for telling someone they needed a lawyer Banned for pointing out statistics Banned for saying there are more normal people then Freddy mercury people There’s more dumb shit, Reddit is absolute garbage and I wish there was an alternative

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Wodanaz94@reddit

I’ve gotten several bans in Minecraft myself. I’ll make more and more where need be.

Laughs in proton VPN and not giving a fuck about Reddit’s fucking bullshit.

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Shuffles556@reddit

Some communities we enjoy are age and karma restricted which sucks.

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KaysaStones@reddit

My original founder account got banned because I said the F 🌈 word but with 2 🅱️’s instead of G’s.

And for context, I used it because we got brigaded by a guy that was trying to ban the 🅱️oint

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-E-Cross@reddit (OP)

Yup

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