I can get you a toe, dude

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I've seen a lot of amputees in my day and this feline fuckin walks

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Soyboy alert 😜

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Would you just take it easy, man?

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Walter, face it, there isn’t any connection. Your roll.

(A Lebowski quote slapped onto a repost that has no relevance to the film is not a connection)

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Not on the rug, man.

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That rug tho…

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Threatening castration?

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Are we gonna split fur here dude?