BlueTube: Twitch for cops

Posted by ICPsimp@reddit | CrazyIdeas | View on Reddit | 28 comments

All cops should livestream their shifts, and their pay should depend on ratings + tips.

How it might work:

Two Pay Pools:

  1. Base Pay Pool: Every cop still gets a guaranteed low base salary (like servers).

  2. Engagement Pool: The rest of their normal salary goes here. If they get average ratings and positive engagement, they make about the same as they normally would today.

Bonus Pool: This combines two things: -Any leftover funds from “bad cops” who didn’t earn their full engagement payout. -Existing funds normally earmarked for raises, bonuses, or overtime. Officers with above average ratings get a cut from this pool.

Overtime Multiplier: If an officer is working overtime, their engagement score gets a slight multiplier, so they’re rewarded fairly for extra hours.

Tips: Viewers get a limited number of tips they can give each day. These tips don’t come from their own money. They come out of the bonus pool.

Good cops get paid more.

Bad cops lose out.

Everyone’s performance is transparent because the whole job is livestreamed.

Obviously there would need to be tweaks and algorithms to keep it fair. Some officers will naturally get more viewers just because they’re more entertaining to watch, while others may work less “engaging” assignments. Those cases would need adjustments so boring but necessary jobs don’t unfairly lower someone’s pay. And this wouldn’t have to be 24/7. Just when they’re actively on patrol or in the field.

Just needs a better name and some adjustments.

I got the idea after seeing a clip on here from a police departments Tiktok account.