Fuck sympathy! I don't need your fuckin' sympathy, man, I need my fucking johnson!
Posted by WillyT_21@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 30 comments
el_goate@reddit
You gotta buck up, man! You cannot drag this negative energy into the tournament.
kharringtonvideoarts@reddit
Fuck the tournament?
Shut_It_Donny@reddit
I can see you don’t want to be cheered up.
desert_manta_ray@reddit
C’mon Donny, let’s go get us a lane.
NukeDaBurbz@reddit
Friends like these, huh Gary?
Eric848448@reddit
You said it Dude.
handsomeape95@reddit
I could be sitting here with just pee stains on my rug.
Crumby2222@reddit
Dude, the Johnson is not the issue here!
Jedi_Lazlo@reddit
Also, Johnson is not the proper nomenclature here-
One eyed trouser snake, please .
sakko303@reddit
In stayin. Enjoying my Slice.
Salenabunny@reddit
What do you need that for dude?
Thurkin@reddit
901Soccer@reddit
Oh come on Donnie they were threatening castration! Are we gonna split hairs here?
One_Preference_6111@reddit
Am I wrong??
Ainvb@reddit
He had four 5’s but was factoring in $2 for a Slice
no_bender@reddit
They're calling the cops, man, put the piece away.
No-Ratio-3494@reddit
What a baby
david8601@reddit
Another Caucasian, Gary…
Jifeeb@reddit
What are you a fucking park ranger now?
Irish755@reddit
We’re not talking about a guy who built the railroads…
kgas36@reddit
Is that what that is ?
The_ZombyWoof@reddit
Whereas without batting an eye a man will refer to his "dick" or his "rod" or his
Affectionate-Ring104@reddit
Nothing changes. Fucking Nazis.
Remarkable_Major7710@reddit
Friends like these, huh Gary?
HealthyBullfrog@reddit
That's right, Dude.
betabry@reddit
Okay Dude. I can see you don’t want to be cheered up here. C’mon Donny, let’s go get us a lane.
Kinase69@reddit
You're being veeeeery un-dude right now
FermiMethod@reddit
Johnson?
DigitalBoy05@reddit
What do you need that for dude?
aizzo4@reddit
YOU HAVE GOT TO BUCK UP, MAN!