He’s definitely a person!
Posted by Comma-Splice1881@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 37 comments
Posted by Comma-Splice1881@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 37 comments
lebowski-ModTeam@reddit
Walter, face it, there isn’t any connection. Your roll.
(A Lebowski quote slapped onto a repost that has no relevance is not a connection)
Pseudonymble@reddit
Also, Dude - "person" is NOT the preferred nomenclature; "Living Humanoid", please.
Spirited_Idea8745@reddit
You… you humanoid paraquat!
anditcounts@reddit
Ok I’m a person, you’re a person, that’s terrific.
CampSubject9176@reddit
I went Dude, Indiana Jones, and Moh Billity on the same team.
Paulie6003@reddit
That's your name dude
Bontkers@reddit
The Dude! Tackling ball carriers for all us sinners
Ok-Caregiver8843@reddit
Is this your only form of ID, Person?
HealthyBullfrog@reddit
Who the fuck is this guy?
StarWarsMonopoly@reddit
Just a friend of Maudie's
HealthyBullfrog@reddit
A friend with a cleft asshole?
StarWarsMonopoly@reddit
Bar's over there...
jazzhandpanda@reddit
I mean, say what you want about the tenets of Parental Nomenclature Responsibility, Dude, at least it's an ethos.
Calicocutjeans@reddit
Just because he’s a football doesn’t make him a sap!
Abysstopher@reddit
far out
Eric848448@reddit
My name is Guy Incognito!
alexisgreat420@reddit
Joey JoJo Shabbadoo Jr.
Eric848448@reddit
That’s the worst name I ever heard.
slappywhite55@reddit
He's a fellow shamus
Worried_Local_9620@reddit
Okay, sir, you're a Person, I'm a Person. That's terrific. But I am very busy, as I imagine you are!
Hagfist@reddit
The Person abides, man
MikeW226@reddit
The Dude is Not In (he's on the gridiron). Takes a minute.
Remarkable_Peanut_43@reddit
At least that was the handle his loving parents gave him.
kharringtonvideoarts@reddit
That’s your name, Dude!
Dear_Jaguar9357@reddit
His Dudeness if you’re into the whole brevity thing
TheBoldManLaughsOnce@reddit
He's got papers
Green_Bast3rd@reddit
Business papers? What kind of job do you do?
Own-Contribution-478@reddit
He's the Dude, so that's what you call him!
Quick_Hide@reddit
Jackie Treehorn knows which Person you are, Person.
MortgageRegular2509@reddit
I’m not Mr. Person, you’re Mr. Person. I’m Dude, so that’s what you call me
spottydodgy@reddit
If this guy ever gets pulled over by some hillbilly cop he's going to have a very bad time.
ZombieLibrarian@reddit
Were you listening to Dude’s story?
2wheelsThx@reddit
[said to his dad] No, you're Mr. Person. I'm Dude, so that's what you call me.
Confident-Weird-4202@reddit
Now, Dude, that’s not a name people would self apply where I come from.
TheTraveller66@reddit
You’re the Person, I’m the Dude! That’s what you call me, man
LLKroniq@reddit
El Personerino, if you're not into the whole brevity thing
khetti79@reddit
Sometimes, there's a man, well, he's the man for his time and place...