Donny had $18 but was only holding 4 bills?
Posted by Glorfendail@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 51 comments
Is Donny a $2 bill kinda guy?
Posted by Glorfendail@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 51 comments
Is Donny a $2 bill kinda guy?
Same_Raise6473@reddit
What are you a treasury officer, now?
Hagfist@reddit
$10,5,2,1 bills
Glorfendail@reddit (OP)
where did he get a $2? why didnt walter know that about him?
Hagfist@reddit
San Diego wild animal Park regularly uses $2 bills as change at the entrance. He must've just come back.
Walter didn't know because Donny didn't go with him because, who wants to really be in public with Walter if you don't have to 🤷
Stalwart_Penguin@reddit
No one ever wants to be with Walter in public because everything’s a travesty with that fucking guy.
EnvironmentalPack451@reddit
He's just an asshole!
Hagfist@reddit
Fuckin A!
Coattail-Rider@reddit
I bet Donny went on a Saturday and as we all know…..SHOMER SHABBOS
pucks4brains@reddit
maybe he;d gone on a Saturday
TheForce_v_Triforce@reddit
He was probably surfing in La Jolla. Or maybe just carried a lucky $2 bill in his wallet.
2wheelsThx@reddit
It was his secret lucky $2 bill he kept hidden in his wallet. As soon as he offered it up - boom! He dies.
Haunting_Ant_5061@reddit
Look, he’s not counting the money, solving the riddle and answering your damn questions at the same time, man…
bluescale77@reddit
This here story that unfold took place back in the early '90s - just about the time of our conflict with Saddam and the Iraqis. I only mention it because sometimes there's a $2 bill…I won't say a common currency, 'cause, what's a common currency? But sometimes there’s a $2 bill. And I'm talkin' about Donnie’s $2 bill here. Sometimes, there's a $2 bill, well, it’s the bill for its time and place. He fits right in there. And that's the the $2 bill, in Donnie’s wallet.
anditcounts@reddit
He only had four bones, or clams, or whatever you call them. Donny was engaging in bush league psyche out stuff. He was attempting to take them for the proverbial ride.
SlickRickGrits@reddit
He’s ending this thing cheap man.
bucsandbucks@reddit
Don’t be fatuous
GrassyKnoll95@reddit
Obviously had 3 $5s and a $2
edmechem@reddit
What do you need that for, Donny?
Pottatothegreat1985@reddit
clearly he had a fifteen dollar bill
mayhem6@reddit
If it was four it was a one, a five, a ten and a two dollar bill. I thought it was five bills though. Haven’t watched in a while.
MartyRandahl@reddit
He's holding five bills: three ones, a five, and a ten.
Glorfendail@reddit (OP)
what are you, a fuckin bank teller now?
jobin_pistol@reddit
Bulk of the payout
The_Minion_of_Gozer@reddit
Not exactly a lightweight
Pseudonymble@reddit
I believe Donny had the $18 dollars he claimed, however he was accounting for the roughly $2 in change in his pocket while visibly displaying the $16 (three $5's and a single $1) he had retrieved from his wallet.
901Soccer@reddit
New shit has come to light!
artfully_dejected@reddit
Obviously you’re not a banker.
MisterCircumstance@reddit
Once a year or so I'll go to the teller and get 10 or 20 two dollar bills and spend them around town, to honor Donny's memory.
2wheelsThx@reddit
You owe 2-dollar bills all over town, including to known pornographers? That's cool, that's cool.
MisterCircumstance@reddit
Strippers love them. Folded up correctly they look like 20's
rv652970@reddit
They’ve got four more detectives working on the case.
KeyHuckleberry2560@reddit
Shift work?
RedPhule@reddit
Leads?
Eric848448@reddit
I sure hope someone got fired for that blunder.
Lil_Simp9000@reddit
2+2=22
you're welcome
Diligent-Contact-772@reddit
What are you a fucking bank teller now?!
NoShortsDon@reddit
Who's in charge of scheduling?
Ralph--Hinkley@reddit
Burkhalter.
Riverdale87@reddit
"I told that kraut a f***ing thousand times that I don't roll on Shabbos!"
Tasty_Act@reddit
He’s about to have a massive heart attack, I think we can give him a pass on the bad math
khetti79@reddit
He had 3 quarters in his pocket after buying an Orange Slice for $0.25, so he just rounded up.
No_Case_2670@reddit
He was nervous and miscounted
CosmicBonobo@reddit
And also in the early stages of a heart attack.
forgottenlogin88@reddit
New shit has come to light
ChicagoDash@reddit
That kid's already spent all the money man!
HassananeBalal@reddit
Well, dude… we just don’t know.
jontaffarsghost@reddit
And yet Donny is a fucking dunce.
Jakester42@reddit
He took it off a stranger in the alps
SadGuru-@reddit
I’m the walrus
stoneman9284@reddit
I’ve never noticed this, maybe one is folded out of sight? Or maybe he just doesn’t math very well.
Famous_Valuable_7490@reddit
this is our concern, dude