F***ing Quintana
Posted by dhlthecobra@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 39 comments

Stay away from my special… from my fucking lady friend!
Posted by dhlthecobra@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 39 comments
Stay away from my special… from my fucking lady friend!
killer-j86@reddit
Vaginal. Vagina.
Ok-Caregiver8843@reddit
Meanwhile, Mr Quintana will refer to his “innie” as his rod, or cock or johnson
murphanduncas@reddit
Johnson?
annoyed_meows@reddit
I called my wife my special lady friend the other day. I thought it was hilarious, she didn't like it.
dhlthecobra@reddit (OP)
She owes money all over the town. I hope that your wife will someday live on her allowance.
annoyed_meows@reddit
She keeps offering to suck cock for 1000 dollars and let people watch for a hundred. Very free spirited.
Eastern-Surprise-830@reddit
Marvelous woman, we're all very fond of her.
Maleficent-Detail-62@reddit
Very free-spirited
xEllimistx@reddit
I’m just gonna go find a cash machine….
monoflorist@reddit
Which is ample
HealthyBullfrog@reddit
He's just trying to help her conceive!
dhlthecobra@reddit (OP)
Yeah waving the fucking dick around?
Maleficent-Detail-62@reddit
Dios mio, man.
PercentageRoutine310@reddit
Do you remember Uli?
MrKantor103@reddit
Uli Kunkel? Her co-star in the beaver picture.
scion_driveway@reddit
Beav- you mean, vagina?
KeepYaWhipTinted@reddit
For years I didn't realise it was his name and I thought The Dude was saying "Fucking Puttana" as a joke that he mistook him as Italian or something.
Organic_Conflict_886@reddit
Bones or clams... or whatever you call them.
SlickRickGrits@reddit
Oh that’s Maude, my fuckin’ lady friend.
CliffGif@reddit
Stay away from my special lady!
FreePhilosopher256@reddit
You can imagine where it goes from here
daveinmd13@reddit
He tells her he’s a pederast?
Ok-Caregiver8843@reddit
He has to go door to door
RossMxx@reddit
He fixes the cables?
DavidForPresident@reddit
Don't be fatuous u/RossMxx
kinkyslc1@reddit
he helps her conceive?
RedPhule@reddit
That's why she called him, he is expert.
dhlthecobra@reddit (OP)
“Do you like sex, Mr. Quintana?”
Mobile82@reddit
Hey man! That’s “The Dude’s” special lady friend!
grimatonguewyrm@reddit
She might be. Strumpet.
handsomeape95@reddit
Looks like he had a date on Wednesday with the Dude's special lady.
cageycrow@reddit
Given Quintana‘s predilection , she’s unlikely to conceive
Dances_With_Cheese@reddit
New shit has come to light!
marvelousmondays@reddit
Yeah, yeah, fuck off, Da Fino
Bontkers@reddit
Yeah, but he’s a pervert.
Heretic_Scrivener@reddit
Stay away from my special lady friend.
Ok_Jicama_96@reddit
Dios mio mang
freetherhinoz@reddit
8 year olds, dude
PENT2P@reddit
That creep can roll