Damn.it be like that fr tho 🤣

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Temporary-Peace-1428@reddit

Nothing wrong with dad bods I think they are sexy

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MissYouDesertRat@reddit

Who the fuck said you were gonna bang chicks on the road?

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HighwayStar71@reddit

I would have been happy with chicks just flashing their boobs, not like that's ever happened.

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Neat_Communication81@reddit

Had it happen once I5 south in California, just south of Redding. She was on a motorcycle riding backseat

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BrotherPractical3542@reddit (OP)

Mannnn it’s what I was hoping for 😅

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AssMaster69RTA@reddit

Hey, there's good women on the road. They're all named Palmela but they're out there, and closer than you'd think?

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losergamer1@reddit

I heard she has 5 hot sisters as well.

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Stress will also do that to you too. I went from gaining weight in a very physical trucking delivering job to just doing pallet drops and I ended up losing weight cause I hated my last job. It’s a balance.

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JulesWinnfielddd@reddit

Why on God's green earth did you ever think you'd be banging so many chick's on the road? 34s are tge only r time you're ever in one place long enough to make a connection. And if you're getting women to come to your sleeper that you didn't pay you're a fucking wizard.

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Microshlongg@reddit

Damn. I might as well apply at Hogwarts

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Microshlongg@reddit

You can bang chicks on the road. Just don’t tell them you’re a trucker. But an employee at a trucking company office. Ask me how I know

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Thepopethroway@reddit

I have a method, I call it the DDT method. When I'm about to do something really stupid, I say, "Don't do that." Has worked very well so far.

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yesterdayspopcorn@reddit

Not a trucker but ya’ll not alone on this. In my late 20’s I got my first office job and the spread started. It creeps up too. Went from a 28” waste to 40” in about 5 years. Definitely not the same as OTR and I had better food options but yeah, sitting for 11 hours a day takes a toll.

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BrotherPractical3542@reddit (OP)

Yeah shitty thing is I’m only 23 and I look like someone’s dad 🤣 but yeah man it’s crazy how fast it can happen without you even realizing it

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beavismorpheus@reddit

I gained 30lbs in 6 months when I first started OTR, but lost all the weight after a few months of keto diet. It made me understand why there were so many overweight truckers. Before I start my shift I lay low carb snacks on the passenger seat so I can grab a bite without looking. Almonds, walnuts, beef jerky (without nitrates), chicharrones and vegetables. Could have an apple and banana for some carbs instead of the burger and fries at Denny's because If you stop carbs completely you can get "carb flu". And before I went to bed instead of eating a meal, I would take this stuff called psyllium husk. You take it with water and it's like a sponge that expands like 5 times and gives you the sensation that you're full.

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merix1110@reddit

Everyone has a plan to eat healthier on the road until those sixteen+ hour days is keep hitting back to back with the flip flopping schedules for delivery and loading appointments....

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raZr_517@reddit

You can lose weight and keep a decent physique with shitty food too... You just need to watch how much you eat, don't drink liquid calories and exercise when you can, even 1-2 times per week is ok.

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Unc1eD3ath@reddit

Yeah but you get super hungry if the quality of food is low. I just heard actually that some animals have sort of a protein sensor and they basically eat until they get enough protein and there’s a hypothesis that that’s what we do and it’s why we overeat fast food cause it’s low quality

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BrotherPractical3542@reddit (OP)

Yep! I’m working my ass off trying to lose the weight. So far I’m only down 3 pounds.but hey it’s a start

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RiskyWaffles@reddit

Fasting works dap of salt to fight off hunger pains when they happen. take a sleeping aid if you need to sleep but maintain your fast.

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jabber1990@reddit

both of my grandmas swore up and down that I was sleeping with a girl in every state, one went to her grave thinking that

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xoutlawtrucker@reddit

Whats a Jojo?

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Furrocious_fapper@reddit

I was wondering the same thing what's a Jojo

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Jadenfell@reddit

Fat, sad french fries. Like steak fries but worse.

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BrotherPractical3542@reddit (OP)

Hey now don’t come for the jojos 😭🤣

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iAMtheKM@reddit

A ridiculous tale that takes 5+ seasons to tell

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Immediate_Regular@reddit

In some regions of the United States, particularly Idaho, Oregon, Washington, Montana, Minnesota, Nebraska, Northern Utah, and Northeast Ohio, a popular variation of potato wedges are known as jojos.[2] Jojos are potato wedges that are battered, seasoned, and either deep-fried in the same vat as fried chicken, or pressure-fried. They're delicious.

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Critical_Dollar@reddit

A resturant near where I grew up did the same batter seasonings etc, but it wasn’t a wedge it was a fry

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Fantastic-Archer1641@reddit

Nebraskan here. Now I know what a jojo is!

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possibly_lost45@reddit

I've never heard them called a Jojo in ne Ohio

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Immediate_Regular@reddit

I've run across them by that name in Akron, Cleveland, Painesville, and Warren.

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xoutlawtrucker@reddit

Must be a regional thing. If I ever run across them I will give them a try. Thanks.

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Immediate_Regular@reddit

I recommend them.

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RiskyWaffles@reddit

I’m not getting any money and I’m not fucking any bitches

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0100100012635@reddit

The 1 year I spent OTR I lived off of meat lovers pizza, Cinnabon and diet Mountain Dew. Had the nicest titties east of I35.

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Timmy98789@reddit

Pics or didn't happen.

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BrotherPractical3542@reddit (OP)

Yep that’s why I’m making a change before I get bigger tits than your girl 🤣

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p0396@reddit

Was anyone here ever the first picture😀

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bigmac22077@reddit

I’d say me but I was even skinner than this guy at 30.

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bloodshotblueeyez@reddit

I was a teenager once

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ResidentComplaint19@reddit

I get more steps in hauling cars than I ever did in my years of construction.

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homucifer666@reddit

I mean, if that's how you're eating, then no wonder that's how your body looks after a while. Got to tune your intake for your average daily activity.

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