That's what I'm saying, that is really low. Even 100 feels on the low side. At 70 cal I could eat ten of these and that only takes up one meal worth of cals? Where do I buy it??
I'm trying to figure out where their head was when they thought this would be good, and I just can't. even stoned I wouldn't eat this and that's saying something cuz I love banana pudding.
band-of-horses@reddit
There is no way that's 70 calories unless a serving is like two bites... Just the crust alone is probably 100 calories per slice.
DarkflowNZ@reddit
That's what I'm saying, that is really low. Even 100 feels on the low side. At 70 cal I could eat ten of these and that only takes up one meal worth of cals? Where do I buy it??
DarkflowNZ@reddit
70 cals is outrageous for that. What's on it? Or is my sense of scale fucked and it's tiny? That's really low
TheCubicDrift@reddit
This looks flames, to be honest. I love this idea.
Resident-Witness3456@reddit
Is it soggy?
Rodwill09@reddit
What school?
Dogekaliber@reddit
70 calories…
TELL A LIE
Chris_Wilson14@reddit
It looks good I just hate my lactose issues force me to pass.
therealwxmanmike@reddit
no
Dyxe66@reddit
Nasty
Fickle_Yard@reddit
What an abomination
PinkPoncho3@reddit
70 cals my ass
CrazyGamer63@reddit
Is this a Doug reference?
International_Fly608@reddit
Not gonna lie - would.
Tetrahedron_Head@reddit
its just a desert pizza, i bet it slaps
shl00m@reddit
r/pizzacrimes
Hyprocritopotamus@reddit
It belongs here for sure.
AnotherOption23@reddit
That’s a no from me!
Fair_Menu7110@reddit
Oh Lordy lordt 😩
winterbird@reddit
It's just flat banana cream pie.
EgbertSouse1940@reddit
Doug Funnie must work in the kitchen
ItRainsAcidHere@reddit
Honestly after reading the ingredients I am significantly less grossed out
161frog@reddit
Unironically would eat
HerMajestysButthole2@reddit
I want to figure out what the serving size is at 70cal.
SardonicApproval@reddit
only 70 cals!
Ill-Wear-8662@reddit
I'd tear that sucker up
RaptorRex787@reddit
It's just a dessert pizza, doesn't seem so bad
Gloomy-Restaurant-42@reddit
I see somebody there is studying for their Master's degree in Food Ruining.
01101110-01100001@reddit
I'm trying to figure out where their head was when they thought this would be good, and I just can't. even stoned I wouldn't eat this and that's saying something cuz I love banana pudding.
BunnyCat2025@reddit
Crispy???? LOL.
winelover08816@reddit
They know some people spend all four years stoned and this is what they would eat while stoned.
lemonloth@reddit
So they definitely want you to fail, got it.