ULPT REQUEST: someone in France keeps trying to take money from my bank account. I have their name and address. How can i mess with them?

Posted by DrCurrie@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 27 comments

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7thAndGreenhill@reddit

Find the French equivalent of Craigslist and place an add as a “Masseuse”

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BeenDills47@reddit

Or an open call for a gangbang that takes place in the middle of the night

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UnethicalExperiments@reddit

Just declare war on them and they will surrender pretty quickly.

Fuck their dad and leave them piss discs

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little_start_22@reddit

File a police report, freeze your cards and warm your bank. The name and the address could be fake/stolen.

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StevieG-2021@reddit

If you warm the bank after you freeze your cards, will they thaw out and make you vulnerable again?

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StevieG-2021@reddit

Do you have to warm your bank before you freeze the cards?

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Sairaorgss@reddit

Send a mail to the local police department depending on the region / county they are at (can help you with that if you want ).

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No_Mycologist8083@reddit

France? Get in touch with a certain religious group there suggest that your enemy burned certain religious books

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nb6635@reddit

Any specials on now? Like coupons or something?

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nomoreimfull@reddit

They are having a big "pee now, pay later" offer if you sign up for their store credit card.

Otherwise, just the bogo

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JigglyPotatoes@reddit

This one will be a long game but with some luck...

Step 1. You have to take over northern Italy

Step 2. Try to take over Egypt but you don't need to succeed so don't worry about it too much

Step 3. This one could be tough but go for the coup d'etat

Step 4. Become Emperor.

Step 5. Immediately throw them in prison

Step 6. Go ahead and conquer other countries.

Step 7. Retire to a small island

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Regular_Yellow710@reddit

Okay, Napoleon, we see you.

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joeschmo945@reddit

Wildest game of Risk I have ever heard of.

I’m in.

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Havi_40@reddit

Send them a glitter bomb with a note saying something like "Hello Marie/Mark. It would be a shame if your boss at (...) knew you try scamming people out of their money. The police already knows, so please stay home at (...) as long as possible so you can have a lovely chat."

They might avoid going home for a while and might let go of your details.

Also do the ethical thing and actually tell the cops.

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cnycompguy@reddit

You file a report with the local police department and then forward all that to Interpol. The information on how to do that is right on their website.

It'll eventually get looked at and forwarded to the local authorities.

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