You might think this is pudding - but you're wrong. It's melted cream cheese and graham cracker goldfish.
Posted by ghostbxnes@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 46 comments

Beautiful-Ambition89@reddit
The fishies look so happy, swimming in sweet creamy cheesey goodness!
KernunQc7@reddit
hyper-processed "food"™
overactivemango@reddit
I think I'm going to vomit
QuitBudget4446@reddit
Sounds kinda good lol
MammalDaddy@reddit
Another one i refuse to believe is real. This is bordering on engagement bait.
ghostbxnes@reddit (OP)
I didn't finish it if it makes you feel better lol
MammalDaddy@reddit
That kind of does not make it better, actually. So its just a waste of food then.
ghostbxnes@reddit (OP)
I mean, I ate most of it. I think you just wanna be upset with me and that's fair lol.
MammalDaddy@reddit
Im upset with all the baiters on this sub who purposely waste food so they can make a post for internet clout. Its nothing personal.
ghostbxnes@reddit (OP)
That's fair - I'm just poor and hungry and trying to use up what I have left before it goes bad (: But you can be mad about your thing too.
MammalDaddy@reddit
Im poor too, which is why i hate seeing food wasted by purposely mixing stuff you know is kind of gross just to post on a shittyfood sub lol. And then admitting to not finishing it, contradicting you being poor and hungry.
Not everything needs to be a defensive discussion. What are you trying to prove to me? Is this so important to justify? Just downvote me and move on.
ghostbxnes@reddit (OP)
lmao
SometimesHealthy@reddit
Is he gone now? Can we talk about how it was in fact ragebait specifically for him to get mad about?
ghostbxnes@reddit (OP)
I thought of him only the entire time I made it and ate it, and the rage I knew he would feel is what fuelled me more than the food ever could.
SometimesHealthy@reddit
I knew you targeted him directly when making that unconstructed cheesecake.
SometimesHealthy@reddit
Please post your next meal and make sure it’s extra questionable……maybe ragebait, maybe not.
Butter-Not-Squash@reddit
I feel like you're taking this a little too far... they still ate it. As if you've eaten all of everything on your plate for every meal and have never wasted anything. They got defensive because you attacked lmao. You could have just down voted the post and moved on also...
MammalDaddy@reddit
If you post ragebait, you get called out. If this was an "attack" to you, you are kind of a snowflake and need thicker skin for the internet apparently. "Lmao"
Nothing i said was offensive or antagonizing. Stop projecting your own sensitivity.
I downvoted and expressed my opinion. I also didnt want to keep getting bombarded with responses and personally find it rude to outright ignore people who arent acting in bad faith.
But you go ahead and tell yourself whatever narrative makes this better for you. For the record, i always finish my plate spotless.
I also dont make myself gross ragebait food either withe the sole excuse of attention-seeking online. Its all very edible and good, and private.
Now here you are, also with useless commentary, who could also ironically just have downvoted and moved on...
HiVLTAGE@reddit
The shittyfoodporn sheriff is in town, and he ALWAYS finishes his plate, hell yeah brother
MammalDaddy@reddit
Butter-Not-Squash@reddit
You should block this sub and move on. 🤣🤣🤣
MammalDaddy@reddit
Nope ill keep calling out ragebait while you guys blindly eat it up and jerk eachother off over coping with my comments
SometimesHealthy@reddit
But it seems that you’re the only one upset here?
MammalDaddy@reddit
But like... im really not. This isnt as important as you all seem to make it out to be. Im not invested in this. Youre not even OP, you just picked up the mantle to argue when he stopped. Im only continuing the thread i started. Its reddit, it takes like 20 sec to comment on my phone. Nothing about this implies some emotional investment.
I dont like all of reddit turning into a bait-factory for engagement clicks. Is that really a problem for you?
SometimesHealthy@reddit
But it isn’t ragebait. It’s deconstructed cheesecake. If you’re such a food purist, you should love this concept.
MammalDaddy@reddit
Its ragebait. Stop defending it. Stop making up some narrative about me to justify you wasting your time talking about me. If im a purist then you must be living off of old deep fried grease trap catchings to consider this "deconstructed cheesecake".
And i thought i was poor. Life must reaaaally suck for you then if thats your take here.
SometimesHealthy@reddit
MammalDaddy@reddit
SometimesHealthy@reddit
Nothing like dying on the hill of uneaten cream cheese and goldfish. Wait until he finds out what kids do.
Butter-Not-Squash@reddit
The horror....🤣🤣🤣
c4ndycain@reddit
i kinda fw it
Sea-Independent-726@reddit
This would raise my bloodsugar but i would kill this everyday
grunkage@reddit
Graham cracker Goldfish? I had no idea they existed
ghostbxnes@reddit (OP)
They're actually so good, these ones are vanilla cupcake flavoured I think it is? I used them as the graham cracker crust on the mini cheesecakes that this was the leftovers from lol.
ice_hell_ftw@reddit
Is it just cream cheese or did you add vanilla extract?
ghostbxnes@reddit (OP)
I added a lil sugar n vanilla to be fair lol but it's lactose free cream cheese. My plan was to just mix cream cheese and pudding mix but unfortunately I discovered too late I used it all up.
b4stoner@reddit
Cream cheese and sour cream is a fruit dip
PermanentTrainDamage@reddit
That's basically a cheesecake
ghostbxnes@reddit (OP)
You'd think, but I didn't have enough of either to really make a difference lol.
ice_hell_ftw@reddit
You made it palatable!
SometimesHealthy@reddit
I gained weight looking at this.
aivlysplath@reddit
I got constipated looking at this.
ghostbxnes@reddit (OP)
Oh no, I assure you it did the opposite :)
SometimesHealthy@reddit
Got a little lactose effect?
SometimesHealthy@reddit
I think those little white flecks are a crushed up stool softener. A little chalky, but worth it.
Insanely_Mclean@reddit
I thought it was yogurt but your idea is way worse