My girlfriend made me dinner today
Posted by sephron_tanully@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 43 comments
Baked tuna bread with avocado and Aioli in top. I think she put some extra chicken seasoning on top.
JimGerm@reddit
At least she tried. My wife as NEVER made me ANYTHING, and we've been married for 25 years.
whowouldsaythis@reddit
Is she disabled? To have never prepared a single thing in 25yr is wild wild if not
JimGerm@reddit
No she just can boil water. The tasks are fully divided, but anything food related is in my court.
workthrowawhey@reddit
I seem to be the only one in the comments who thinks this looks pretty good...
GDarkX@reddit
Im here looking through the comments going like “Hey that looks pretty okay? I wonder what the comments-“
And i have no idea if my tastebuds are just shit
gabkins@reddit
It's pretty good for homemade meal. What's he want Michelin star???
sephron_tanully@reddit (OP)
What I wanted was to make a funny post together with my girlfriend. Today was actually a rare slip up with her overcooking it. Normally its just great cooking. Sorry if I upset you.
gabkins@reddit
Ok no worries 👍
eric-artman@reddit
It is really good
SpinMeADog@reddit
yeah it's a bit overcooked but hell it sounds good
littleliongirless@reddit
It's not my jam, but I don't get what's wrong with tuna and fresh avocado either? I'd still eat it and be grateful?
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BunnyCat2025@reddit
Baked tuna bread? That does not compute. Did you actually eat that being a good partner? *hands you pepto through the interwebs*
whowouldsaythis@reddit
You’ve never heard of a tuna melt? They’re fairly common
sephron_tanully@reddit (OP)
Absolutely did, to the last bite.
Remarkable-Intern379@reddit
You are like my partner. He did that for the first 12 years of our relationship and only stopped that evening my kids looked at me and said, "mom, your food sucks"! he look at me and confessed while he had the chance. I laugh bc they hated my food and I hated making it😁.
sephron_tanully@reddit (OP)
She normally cooks awesome. Sometimes this happens, but we both had a good laugh and I still ate it.
marrowisyummy@reddit
Baked Tuna Bread does not sound appetizing at all. In any way.
Tasty-Performer6669@reddit
Presentation isn’t great but I’d have a bite of that just based on the ingredients
KING_0F_TH3_D34D@reddit
At least she made you something, my brother's gf is lazy af.
joeyshmowie@reddit
Respectfully decline 😂
sephron_tanully@reddit (OP)
She just told me it was airfried with love reading this. Only 15 minutes at 200C°
gabkins@reddit
You're ungrateful. This looks great.
sephron_tanully@reddit (OP)
On the contrary. I talked with her about it first and we both laughed at it.
It was mostly overdone, but we both ate it and it tasted well. She knows about the post.
joeyshmowie@reddit
Love??? Grandma cooking is with love, this is an abomination to the culinary world lol jk enjoy!!!
TurboBruce@reddit
So a tuna melt with avocado on top? Would eat.
sandefurd@reddit
Looks delicious to me. Presentation is a little lacking but way better than the food I make for myself
gabkins@reddit
Presentation is great. She used a real plate even! I would never. Lol ☠️ 😆
birbington@reddit
People are hating you but I like tuna melts lol, id eat it! Maybe she could just air fry it a bit less 😁
sephron_tanully@reddit (OP)
Yeah we already talked about it. Next time 5 minutes less and a few degrees lower also. Was still totally eatable and I love her very much.
Errand_Wolfe531@reddit
The precision with which she laid out those avocado slices is truly remarkable.
BellesHallow@reddit
This looks good. You’re just a wuss.
Alissan_Web@reddit
yes cover it in beautiful avacados to hide the fact that you cooked everything else ao hot it turned to carbon 😆
turkishvol2@reddit
I mean, the avocado looks nice and green…
karenskygreen@reddit
When you say "tuna bread" you mean like a tuna melt with tuna on top. This could not be tuna baked into the bread. I just want to know how much I hate this .
poofandmook@reddit
I hadn't even considered that possibility! barf
doghouse25@reddit
time for a new gf lol
littlemissdizaster80@reddit
Do you mean ex girlfriend 🤣
Preemptively_Extinct@reddit
Start with low expectations, never have high hopes.
Should_have_been_ded@reddit
My grandpa still thinks that women belong in the kitchen. I'll show him this picture to prove him otherwise
tunathellama@reddit
i dont know what this says about me but i would absolutely demolish that rn ( i am very hungry atm)
frenchBDSMnight@reddit
Tuna melts are great so this is probably fine at worst, and someone made it cause they love you
xCamm@reddit
Does she fucking hate you? Just wondering