Anon learns about chaos magick

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acart005@reddit

This is the dumbest post I have ever read.

That said not a fucking soul wouldn't do it for the current 1 billion Power all jackpot.

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denialofcervix@reddit

His neurons made new connections as a result. He has been permanently physically altered by this post.

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retsoPtiH@reddit

this is a fake image because the smoke needs to be blue

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Opheodrys97@reddit

waltuh never gets high off his own supply. He does smoke green early on in the first season though so idyssy it's accurate

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Letters_to_Dionysus@reddit

trying it out, will report back if it works

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Ecstatic_Host_9771@reddit

Who knew the secret to life was jerking off?

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WoolooOfWallStreet@reddit

The Powerball Lottery in the US is $1.3 billion so a lot of people are going to be filming themselves nutting today

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slicydicer@reddit

Aleister Crowley and his consequences

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jackedcatman@reddit

I was skeptical it was going to be a prank until he won the lottery. If it works, it works.

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beansahol@reddit

Instructions unclear, nutted on my lottery ticket

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kwanflakes@reddit

Fake: Anon can do magic

Gay: … (I mean, he who has eyes to read this shit…)

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Slipsndslops@reddit

Someone listens to last podcast on the left

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dirschau@reddit

>everyone nuts with the force of a thousand suns

Goddamit, no wonder it didn't work for me, gooners are putting too much energy into it for anyone else to compete. So their wishes come true and the rest of us are left with the most embarrassing wank of our lives.

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big_guyforyou@reddit (OP)

i think gooners have figured out how to escape the loosh farm we're all in. you know, the soul farm that the reptilian archons are running? well, you see, they feed off our negative energy- our sadness, our fears, our failures...but if we're always gooning, then the sexual energy will counteract the sucking effect of the archons and they will starve

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