ULPT Request: Help me get back at him for sending a 5 foot tall 2 feet wide gnome to live at my house?
Posted by Frosty-Diver441@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 17 comments
I am separated from my son's dad. He came back here at the end of the weekend and they had gone to a garage sale. My son got a few toys which was fine. But they also showed up with this giant stuffed gnome, almost as big as me. According to my son, he didn't even want it and said we would have no where to put it, but his dad insisted. (his dad was the one who brought it into my house. And then just left). He has a history of doing stuff like this. And he is a junk hoarder, who sometimes wants to pick up junk then decided to dump it off on me. Not happening. How can I get revenge on him for doing stuff like this, in addition to sending the giant gnome back to his house next weekend.
lokis_construction@reddit
Get a few thousand dollars in cash, then put up that you felt something hard inside the gnome, you opened up the seam and found all this cash inside (with photo). Then mention you felt another hard spot as well and haven't had time to open it up to check the other spot yet. (open up a seam and cut paper to the size of money, write FU on the paper bundle, wrap that up really well, and stuff it inside, resew seam, do not mention it to your son).
Bet your ex will ask your son for the gnome.
Sea_Bear7754@reddit
Sell it on Facebook send a pic of you holding the money then just buy something stupid with it and show him.
karthaege@reddit
…so I understand you have a giant novelty stuffed gnome available?
Gold_Au_2025@reddit
Sell the gnome and buy something your son wants.
Then move on with life.
Frosty-Diver441@reddit (OP)
Nobody's going to want to buy this lol 😭
Gold_Au_2025@reddit
At least two people have previously :)
Frosty-Diver441@reddit (OP)
Lol, true.
JD_B2@reddit
Cut gnome open, insert dead fish, sew it up, send it to exes house.
Deny-Degrade-Disrupt@reddit
Install a zipper and hide your jewelry in there
Something_McGee@reddit
Naw. Install a hidden zipper and wear that thing like a suit. Perch on the ex's lawn and wait for him to show up. As soon as he looks away, move to another spot. If he tries to grab you, pop your legs out the bottom and take off running.
Demoniac_smile@reddit
This is the correct answer. 🤣👍
Airfrying_witch@reddit
Why on earth?
Something_McGee@reddit
Alter the stuffed lawn gnome's face so that it looks dead. It can be as simple as Xs instead of eyes and a tongue hanging out to the side.
Find a cheap metal fence post or something. Maybe a cheap pirate flag with a pole. (The black flags with a skull and crossbones. Sth like that.)
Lay the lawn gnome on your ex's lawn. Cut the belly open, and pull out some of the stuffing. Heck... throw some of the stuffing around the lawn if you want.
Stab the fence post or flag pole into the hole you made to stake the lawn gnome into the ground.
No need to leave a note. It should be obvious who left the lawn gnome.
Alive-West-5188@reddit
as much as I like the idea I don't think she should do it because that comes off as psycho behavior
really funny though
hospicedoc@reddit
Donate the gnome to a thrift shop, and buy your son a drum set he can keep at his dad's place.
ihadagoodone@reddit
Boudoir shots of the gnome. And tell your ex your marrying it.
reddishgrape@reddit
Soak it in gas , put it on his lawn or on top of his car, and light it on fire