ULPT: People parking illegally on your property? Do what this guy did.

Posted by PARANOIAH@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 10 comments

Chanced upon this video and this sub was the first thing I thought of, it's too good not to share

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IR5W1vFt3xo

Free shower and the fucking Horn of Gondor!

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WinSome_DimSum@reddit

Could you be charged with Assault here in the US for rigging a system that you know will spray people with water like this?

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toxicatedscientist@reddit

Probably not unless you either crank the pressure or manually aim at them. Could say it’s intended too deter deer or whatever

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We shared a driveway with shitty neighbors as a kid. They would have parties and completely block the driveway, my parents couldn’t leave without it being a huge deal. Dad told them, park in the street don’t block us in. They didn’t care. This happened a lot through the summer.

At one party, my dad was ready. He parked his old truck on the lawn. A bunch of their cars blocked us in again.

Pops got out the air compressor and decided today was the day to repaint his truck! Started with gray primer first. You should have seen how fast those cars were moved out of the driveway. They were all super pissed.

Nothing they could do. Parked on our property and the wind carried the primer to their vehicles. Act of god, I believe the police called it.

Guess what. It never happened again.

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