My rental car got towed from my apartment complex. I called to tell them it was my rental car and it shouldn’t have been towed, they basically laughed me off the phone. So began my villain arc and I was bent on getting my money back from these extortionist thieves.

If you’re in the US most states have towing laws written in the way of all the responsibility being on the tow company. Meaning they must have every single regulatory box checked or they can’t tow. Your car can be upside down blocking a fire lane and the tow company is not entitled to tow it unless they have every single regulation in order.

Check every single regulation. These shady tow companies are notorious for cutting corners because they operate like sleazebags. The law says the signs must be a certain height. The font on the signs must be a certain number of inches. The signs need to be within X feet of the entrance. The towing vehicle needs to have an active tow license. The driver needs to have an active tow license. The company needs to have an active tow license. There are a million regulations they have to follow. Check every single regulation and odds are you will find one they are violating. Take it to small claims court for a “Tow Hearing”. At court, your story is not that you shouldn’t have been towed. The story is that they didn’t have the right to tow you because they failed to follow the regulations.

But since this is ULPT, make a plastic mold of your vehicle and fill it with piss over the next few months. Buy a commercial freezer and freeze the piss mold. Then set the frozen car out illegally parked. When they come to hook up their rig to tow that car it melts and they’re stuck standing in a gigantic puddle of piss.