The last time I was truly drunk I posted in this sub that I would eat macaroni and cheese with black pepper and a few cherries so you’re doing better than me, man
Don’t go looking, I deleted it the next day out of shame & repulsion lmfao
i’m interpreting the explosion as how fucking awesome that meal must have smacked while drunk. definitely looks questionable but seems tasty while drunk lol
If you chipped the hot dogs up and mixed it in with the eggs, that shit would slap! Actually should have just made an omelette with everything and then just wrapped it in the tortilla. Now you somehow made eating hotdogs even more homoerotic.
Difficult-Survey8384@reddit
The last time I was truly drunk I posted in this sub that I would eat macaroni and cheese with black pepper and a few cherries so you’re doing better than me, man
Don’t go looking, I deleted it the next day out of shame & repulsion lmfao
Doglover4561@reddit
Beautiful
Mike_Oxsmall_420@reddit
“im drink”
Massive fireball with zero explanation
Well alright then
^(I can only imagine it’s a premonition of OP’s asshole the next morning)
yy98755@reddit
OP should treat the premonition like Final Destination shit.
buttplugpeddler@reddit
It's probably the shrooms
ravenwing110@reddit
I think it's the titular Burning Man from this year
The00Taco@reddit
Can confirm. I only know this because I saw a post mentioning it
Computers_and_cats@reddit
Honestly looks pretty good.
This_guy_Jon@reddit
What kinda drink are you
izzrav@reddit
I am the liquor
FrankGehryNuman@reddit
Lost in the sauce
greenbastard1591@reddit
MadClam97@reddit
Best trailer park supervisor right there
erikivy@reddit
The hell you say.
Campsters2803@reddit
Tar bender I kneed adrudner nink
BunnyCat2025@reddit
Hey Drink? Are those BEANSPROUTS UNDER THERE? In that case, I'm having sober September.
LibrarianNo6865@reddit
Did you sauté onions? You are obviously bold when you drunk.
dasg49ers@reddit
This is not that far from a Mexican breakfast
Witzmastah@reddit
where was this massive fireball?
turalyawn@reddit
As far as drunk meals go this looks decent enough. Is the second picture a representation of how your guts will feel tomorrow?
rraskapit1@reddit
I think its them saying their drunken feast was fire.
Deatherlis@reddit
I've had worse meals. That's actually decent compared to my desperation meals to get by.
sadcabbagehours@reddit
hi drink, i'm mom
ClbutticMistake@reddit
You're not even the cup
KrayzieBone187@reddit
xblackdemonx@reddit
Hi Drink, I'm Drunk nice to meet you.
Andromeda42@reddit
I am become drink, destroyer of booze
Broken-Illusions369@reddit
when all else fails, eggs and hotdogs for the win.
NenIsNotOk@reddit
I wanna eat that Ngl im a big back
Ashurbanipal2023@reddit
No you’re u/probablyonshrooms
sometimesafungi@reddit
i’m interpreting the explosion as how fucking awesome that meal must have smacked while drunk. definitely looks questionable but seems tasty while drunk lol
AnnaBananner82@reddit
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Terrible-Ask-5508@reddit
I’m guilty of this!! And I’m not ashamed to admit it
eggnugg777@reddit
The smoker you drink, the player you get.
elle-elle-tee@reddit
Just probably?
TheRealEnemabagJones@reddit
LostinQuiddity@reddit
I think you drunk too much
KudosOfTheFroond@reddit
PureShimmy@reddit
Randy... I am the liquor
emceelokey@reddit
If you chipped the hot dogs up and mixed it in with the eggs, that shit would slap! Actually should have just made an omelette with everything and then just wrapped it in the tortilla. Now you somehow made eating hotdogs even more homoerotic.
justjulia2189@reddit
His username is probablyonshrooms, so this whole post kind of makes sense lol. He really DOES think he is drink
Ringsofsaturn_1@reddit
Wtf is that under the eggs?
Fit_Carpet_364@reddit
Hi, drink. I'm wondering if you just made a McDonald's menu item.
Cryptoking90@reddit
You are most definitely a drink.
Fit_Carpet_364@reddit
Hi Drink, I'm dad.
BitterNeedleworker66@reddit
This is 5 star drunk food. I’ve done similar but with no eggs. Hats off to the chef
wildshroomies@reddit
yeah that’s about right
Uncl3_Pete@reddit
I thought those were strands of hair on the plate
turquoise_amethyst@reddit
This is good drink food. No hangover for you!
Or uh… less of one
Oh_Lawd_He_commin420@reddit
Yes you are.
littlegreycells_11@reddit
Are those slices of onion or grated cheese in some sort of brown sauce?
Kenzi_Slays@reddit
looks "bomb" to me lol
Ill-Wrongdoer-2971@reddit
You can tell OP is drunk because the cheese and sauce on bottom burrito is going the wrong way.
Yoyo_Ma86@reddit
Hi Drink
ImKindaSlowSorry@reddit
Hi dad 👋
luckkyeno@reddit
Looks decent for a drunk meal 😋
holdmymawashi@reddit
Heartburning Man?
jelani_an@reddit
Innovation at its finest.
The00Taco@reddit
r/drunkencookery
PorcelainBeau_@reddit
Hi drink, I'm dad
Vexmythoclastt@reddit
You might be shit soon if you ate that
camo_hoodie@reddit
Definitely am drink tonite🍻
Timely-Cry-8366@reddit
I’m drink too right now and this looks amazink?
LimJaheyAtYaCervix@reddit
This actually made me hungry
Jewish_Trex@reddit
Hell yeah brother
Ok-Sandwich8518@reddit
Looks outstanding buddy
EffectiveHead6961@reddit
I’m a drink too
wub-n-dub-lay@reddit
Wow 🤩
DeanOMiite@reddit
Worth it!