Anon eats out his girlfriend
Posted by bitchnibba47@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 57 comments
Posted by bitchnibba47@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 57 comments
Pavlovsdong89@reddit
Fake: Anon touched a woman
Gay: Thinks of Anakin Skywalker when fantasizing about sex.
Eantropix@reddit
Anakin Skywalker? No no, that's the Jedi guy. He said Darth Vader, the Darth guy.
DeadLight3141@reddit
I'm gonna hold your hand when I say this...
xigor2@reddit
Darth Vader.... Is Anakin Skywalker...
moon__lander@reddit
Anon thinks of 6ft8 black man
Dreadnought_69@reddit
leaderofstars@reddit
So anon wants to get topped by black guy, you say
IlIIllIIIlllIlIlI@reddit
Definitely a real thing that happened
Personal-Barber1607@reddit
I wish I had this man’s fictional control instead my jaw is screaming and my tongue be sore as fuck.
throwtheclownaway20@reddit
Honestly, I'd say it's plausible because I now want to try it on the next girl I'm with, LOL
grandmagusher@reddit
Sure buddy
throwtheclownaway20@reddit
You honestly don't think I'm weird enough to think that'd be fucking awesome? I'm exactly that weird, LOL
grandmagusher@reddit
Ngl I respect it ion even lie
throwtheclownaway20@reddit
Some women do make different noises when you hit different spots. That's why so many guys who do a devil's threesome get all salty at their woman afterwards, LOL. I'm pretty sure Imperial March only uses 4 notes, too, so...clit, G-spot, A-spot, butthole, maybe? 🤔
GloriousBugTits@reddit
The addendum of LOL doesn't make you more believable, spud.
startsthefire@reddit
holy cringe
spunk_wizard@reddit
How the fuck would she realise, for starters?
teddyjungle@reddit
And ITT autists that think it’s even remotely plausible
OkGeneral3546@reddit
He forgot to add that by his girl he ment his dog
naturalbornsinner@reddit
Can't be gay either if true.
Valk93@reddit
As if any girl is gonna make you not eat her pussy anymore loo
corroserum@reddit
best never happened b4 post
Foggyslaps@reddit
The meat flute
lutteni@reddit
More of a harmonica really
Alex_13249@reddit
Fake: Anon has a gf
Gay: Anon thinks about a male during sexual activities
Neil_Ribsy@reddit
This would make for a hilarious sketch.
Real-Ad-1728@reddit
Anon thought he was playing his girlfriend, but he ended up playing himself
Practical_Use_1654@reddit
Pretty sure he's paying her too
HawasYT@reddit
Like a damn fiddle
AmbulantCholesterol@reddit
Like a harmonica
SkyShredder89@reddit
like franz bluheim plays the flute
saketho@reddit
I guess his tongue had a slip like Freudian
first and last step to playing yourself like accordion.
571678@reddit
SHUT THE FUCK UP
jiajia_92@reddit
https://i.redd.it/hyv02d9scwmf1.gif
peachy-carnahan@reddit
11/10, I’d forgotten about this one. Exemplary greentexting that all should enjoy.
denialofcervix@reddit
Pussy eater here. This is actually fake.
Wolfman513@reddit
OP's tongue game like
No-Play2726@reddit
This is most definitely a real thing that happened.
j1e2f@reddit
Anon is his own worst enemy
123Asqwe@reddit
He flew to close to the sun, truly a modern Icarus
BIG_BOTTOM_TEXT@reddit
Anon: has never spoken to let alone dated a female
Anon: declined to take his meds
Anon: is a gay man
This Post: exists
Magic_princess228@reddit
So basically orgies aren’t degeneracy, they’re just… orchestras?
ButtersAndRowlet@reddit
same root etymology obviously
or-
Riventh@reddit
Orgestras
TheBigToast72@reddit
Directed by the cumposer
PedDeT00@reddit
Yes, also playing with yourself is acapella
CatLuvvs@reddit
man and woman? definitely a psyop
not even trying to hide it atp
Venom933@reddit
That's.. kinda concerning Mate 🥸
Thin_General_8594@reddit
Ikr, a channer eating pussy?
As if
myn3meisjo3@reddit
The closest thing a 4chan user can get to pussy is an actual cat
Venom933@reddit
No, the implication you poopoo head 🥸
theologous@reddit
This one is actually believable
GroGroudonDu31@reddit
4chan is at its best with posts like these
evermuzik@reddit
anon cheated on his girl to the tune of another man
BanzaiKen@reddit
Anyway here's Wonderwall
PomegranateHot9916@reddit
woow anons girlfrieend sucks
Mulholland_Dr_Hobo@reddit
A good girlfriend would find it funny.
Dump that bitch, pussy enjoyer anon