The burrito from Hell

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Cyber-X1@reddit (OP)

OMG, that’s where I live! You’re good

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rewindwonderland@reddit

Neighbor from across the river. I felt the same as it kinda reminds me of the goldstar chilli burrito.

Don't feel to bad op, I make pretty much the exact same thing the same way, but I don't drain any fat and use it as a substitute for the water portion of the seasoning packet. I also get Ricos Jalapeños nachos cheese dip instead of shredded. I'll spread that crap on like mayo and pile up the greasy beef, heavy shot of Diablo and then fold and eat like a jumbo soft taco.

I'll be happy when eating it, a few hours later ill be sad in the bathroom.

Worth it though.

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sugarskooma@reddit

And you couldn't have made it two burritos because.....?

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Cyber-X1@reddit (OP)

Carbs! :)

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Iziama94@reddit

You worried about carbs but you didn't drain the grease from beef?

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AVeryHeavyBurtation@reddit

Grease is fat.

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Iziama94@reddit

I'm aware of that. I'm saying they're worried about 1 bad thing but not another, which doesn't make sense

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AVeryHeavyBurtation@reddit

... Unless they're on keto.

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Cyber-X1@reddit (OP)

Of course I drained it, but left a little in for taste. Fat grease has no carbs right?

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idiotsbydesign@reddit

Correct. And you need a little beef grease to lubricate your arteries. Help the blood flow better.

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Rolion576@reddit

Counting carbs but still going for this behemoth is a choice

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Cyber-X1@reddit (OP)

In the future I may skip the soft taco shell and just eat the meat and cheese, coz the shell basically acts as a lholder” and doesn’t have much taste.. there was no way I could hold this sucker, but it did make a nice r/shittyfoodporn post.

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Praise-Bingus@reddit

Trying to finish the filling and shells at the same time. Kind of like how hot dogs are packs if 10 and buns packs of 8

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awildandcrazyguy1993@reddit

Why is it from Hell?

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SM0ILY@reddit

Mixed feelings here

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Valuable-Yard-4154@reddit

Hand me my shovel

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GilbertTheCrunch@reddit

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Iamporridge44@reddit

And my axe.

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broccoli-love@reddit

And my burrito

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Cyber-X1@reddit (OP)

Me too. Having to lay down. I prolly shouldn’t have done this. :)

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tonebone85@reddit

My eyes and colon hurt from this

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X023@reddit

Not sure I’d call that a burrito but I’d eat it.

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Cyber-X1@reddit (OP)

Me neither. Best I could come up with. What would you call it?

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pagesid3@reddit

Open faced chili wrap.

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daaaaamntam@reddit

r/mexicanfoodgore

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theflamingskull@reddit

OP's ring is not going to be nice in the morning.

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Cyber-X1@reddit (OP)

My sphincter ring isn’t gonna be nice, I know that much. Extra seasoning!

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inkstay@reddit

Ah, the Ring of Fire.

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MothershipConnection@reddit

It's a giant soft taco

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Cyber-X1@reddit (OP)

Agreed.. thank you

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monty624@reddit

Dangerous to eat

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billmurraysprostate@reddit

Stole it from Richard Lewis, rest his soul 🙏, is more like.

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Cyber-X1@reddit (OP)

People keep mentioning Richard Lewis and I didn’t know why. I did a search on it and even asked AI and couldn’t find anything. Did he make one on Curb Your Enthusiasm or something? Can you gimme a link?

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KingMob9@reddit

A disgusting piece of shit.

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buttplugpeddler@reddit

Turbo indigestion. I'd eat it. No questions asked.

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reddicyoulous@reddit

Open faced quesadilla

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skepticcaucasian@reddit

Reminds of when someone left a "baby in the trash can, but it was really a burrito".

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Jeramy_Jones@reddit

It’s definitely a taco.

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isthisyournacho@reddit

That can be said about a lot of things

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ThatLink4097@reddit

That's a taco...would still eat it though.

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JFISHER7789@reddit

Did you make this or get it at a restaurant?

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Cyber-X1@reddit (OP)

Made it myself with fresh ground beef, Taco Bell seasoning and shaved cheddar off the block, not that pre-shredded crap..

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KindaLikeDreamPop@reddit

Eh good for you. Looks scary and tasty.

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GrandMoffJed@reddit

It's funny that you're discerning about the cheese but just throwing taco bell seasonings on it.

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Cyber-X1@reddit (OP)

Hey, I love Taco Bell’s seasoning! They say it tastes like any other taco seasoning at the store. I’m very simple when it comes to food, like a 13 year old boy that never grew up.. although when I was 13 we only had crappy fake American cheese (not Kraft even) growing up, so I have matured some. Also, for some reason we never went to Taco Bell growing up.. I first had it when I was like 18.

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idiotsbydesign@reddit

A man after my own heart(disease). They'll pry my block of cheese from my cold dead fingers.

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defnotacyborg@reddit

The plate looks restaurant style but the presentation looks like a sloppy 2am drunk meal

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Cyber-X1@reddit (OP)

More like a drunken 10am and sleep till 3pm meal

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LarenCoe@reddit

You just had too much filling for the size of tortilla. You should have made 2 or 3 burritos instead.

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American-pickle@reddit

r/shitfromabutt

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ThePizzaNoid@reddit

Try again and use less filling then you can properly fold the tortilla into a real burrito.

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Cyber-X1@reddit (OP)

My excuse to everyone here is carbs, but I confess.. the real reason is coz every time I go to Taco Bell and ask for extra meat and cheese, it’s always a piddly amount, for like a $4 taco! Even with high beef prices, I calculated this tacorito monstrosity cost me about $3. I’d need to buy like 6 Taco Bell tacos or more to get this amount of food.

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ThePizzaNoid@reddit

Ya, the days of cheap Taco Bell stoner food are long gone.

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Cyber-X1@reddit (OP)

Tell me about it :/ At least McDs has some good deals in the app. Double Quarter with cheese for only $4.50.. and it’s decent too. Chili’s has a decent deal now too. There’s some good deals from our town pizza place too with some excellent pizzas. Prolly stopping Taco Bell tho

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ThePizzaNoid@reddit

If you have them in your area try the food trucks. Generally better quality/higher quantity food and cheaper to boot then the fast food places in my experience.

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yurinator71@reddit

Open face burrito

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berkakar@reddit

this is just ground beef and a piece of flatbread

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JohannesVanDerWhales@reddit

I dunno looks fine to me. Burritos aren't pretty.

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dubesto@reddit

Ingredients:

Beef
Cheese
Suffering
Diarrhea
Regret
Tortilla

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nothisistheotherguy@reddit

Just eat this on the toilet and wait

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EntropyNT@reddit

Well, if they put diarrhea in that burrito I'm out.

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trashpandabusinesman@reddit

10/10 would eat again

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frankhadwildyears@reddit

You've heard of cenobites...now meet the cenoburrito.

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geforce73@reddit

Relevant

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Cautious-Lobster6669@reddit

Do I eat it or did I eat it?

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Cyber-X1@reddit (OP)

Trust me, I ate the whole thing. No ragrets

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Cautious-Lobster6669@reddit

God speed!!!!

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Cyber-X1@reddit (OP)

Thanks, I’ll tell my butt that LOL

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Sophisticated-Crow@reddit

Pretty sure if there was zero attempt to make the thing self contained when picked up, it's not a burrito anymore.

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EmberedLyric@reddit

Me: a Hispanic person.

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fitbrewster@reddit

That’s what your bum bum will look like in 24hrs

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Resident-Witness3456@reddit

It's so liquidy

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Cyber-X1@reddit (OP)

I prefer the term juicy :)

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robinlynk@reddit

Sloppy José.

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kenster1990@reddit

Should have used to tortillas and just wrapped on flip and then use second to wrap it closed at least on one side. This is more of a burr-aco

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Cyber-X1@reddit (OP)

I wanted less carbs and more meat

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kenster1990@reddit

Fair enough

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Markarontos@reddit

Looks more like cheese and meat on a tortilla plate to me. Not much of a burrito if you can't close or even hold it.

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Dagger_26@reddit

Hear me out...I've met people who weren't traditionally, aesthetically attractive but we are intrinsically good and wholesome. This is them in burrito form. 100% would give this a chance.

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