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Synli@reddit

Idk why anyone thinks he's gonna be making an announcement about his health or stepping down or whatever; he's just gonna ramble about crime or immigrants or something.

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freaky__frank@reddit

No no no you don’t get it. Trump is going to die on stage and Hillary Clinton will become president and everything will be wholesome Keanu chungus 100!!!

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Ozymandias_1303@reddit

If Trump isn't going to die, I wish he'd lock up Hillary like he promised.

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Paratwa@reddit

I think we lock them both up in the same cell, and we can finally have hell in a cell.

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crimsonfukr457@reddit

And then Bill and Melania can date each other

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..and then release the Epstein Files, with lists of names and infrared camera footage of exact crimes committed on the Island. Finally getting to the bottom of the international pedal-file/cannibal cabal that runs everything. many such cases

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CommanderPaprika@reddit

What year is this

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freaky__frank@reddit

My fone says 2025. Could’ve be wrong tho

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Illustrious_Pay_2174@reddit

Did you update for daylight savings?

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Berkuts_Lance_Plus@reddit

1216, one after Magna Carta!

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Mitchel-256@reddit

As if I could ever make such a mistake! Never! Never!

I just... I just couldn't prove it!

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ToughBadass@reddit

The current year

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Crocodilladox@reddit

Orange man loses to woman, makes it everyone else’s problem for the next four years? I’m thinking it’s 2016.

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SilliusS0ddus@reddit

Things wouldn't become wholesome because Hillary becomes president.

The pace at which things get worse would just slow down slightly

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Pyrothy@reddit

What sane person wants this

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PomegranateHot9916@reddit

why did I read this in warmbos voice...

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DrippyRat@reddit

This is the Future Liberals want!! Sad!!

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Lucius-Halthier@reddit

“Introducing the new Trump brand tin foil hats covered in gold sharpie!”

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my_cars_on_fire@reddit

I saw the same thing from the other side during Biden’s first term. The right convinced he was too old and Kamala was gonna take over.

It’s just party politics and the culture war.

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forkproof2500@reddit

For some reason my entire Instagram feed lately is people speculating that the dude is very seriously ill.

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rs6677@reddit

I mean, the theory that he's seriously ill isn't that far fetched, it's just that the other stuff like him suddenly dying or stepping down that doesn't make sense.

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StormR7@reddit

Bro is taking aspirin regularly which is only really done anymore to prevent stroking out.

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Diezelbub@reddit

Biden made it far enough to spike an entire election, only reddit users would expect better from Trump lol.

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glizzytwister@reddit

He definitely looks like he isn't doing great, but he's also 79 years old.

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Thendrail@reddit

I mean, he's been really silent the last few days, which is very unsual. That, combined with the pictures of his hand and ankle leads people to speculate about him being ill, or even dead. Well, that and many people hating him and hoping he does keel over.

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MJisaFraud@reddit

He’s definitely ill, it’s just not certain how ill he is. That bruise on his hand didn’t come from nowhere.

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pierrotlefou@reddit

I don't think anyone was expecting it, more like hoping.

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LeatherDescription26@reddit

I doubt he’d step down, he is exactly the type of person who would rather die than loosen his grip on the power he possesses

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Arstanishe@reddit

it's even funnier this time. boy what strides he makes to not to release epstein files

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Real-Ad-1728@reddit

That’s assuming he’s making the announcement in person, or that the announcement is going to come from him and not from whoever is handling his stuff while he’s indisposed.

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arsepirate69_420@reddit

He's going to declare he's the best president ever (rightly so) and that Bad Obama put his name on the Epstein list because he was jealous of how awesome Trump is.

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PremiumAdvertising@reddit

Trump will walk up to the podium, and GabeN will be visible just at the edge of the camera's field of view.

Wordlessly, he'll raise three fingers before clutching his chest and collapsing.

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HerbLoew@reddit

he'll raise three fingers

America is now Serbia!

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TrueGootsBerzook@reddit

We are so back

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Uncle480@reddit

This would prove that we are, in fact, on the right timeline

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I_cut_my_own_jib@reddit

All nations would cease all violence and combat overnight and we would live in a global utopia of human flourishing until the end of time

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AntiProtonBoy@reddit

Non stop orgies.

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dankspankwanker@reddit

Yall think he's talking about Half Life 3

Truth is he's talking about world war 3

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Dqueezy@reddit

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I_cut_my_own_jib@reddit

Me every moment this doesn't become reality

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General_Ric@reddit

https://i.redd.it/aazkxldu7tmf1.gif

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Lone-Frequency@reddit

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Individual_Spread219@reddit

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prezado@reddit

can anyone explain the "ACK-" part ?

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Felix8XD@reddit

Death

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SuspiciousPine@reddit

WE GOT THE SPACE FORCE HEADQUARTERS FUCK YOU COLORADOOOOOOOOOO

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Reading_username@reddit

"My fellow Americans, great things are happening at the White House"

"Great things. Greater than any other country, because they were done by me, and I do great things..."

"Last night I discovered, not the housekeepers who are definitely not illegals, but me as I said to my son, Barron, I'm coming into your room, and he being a good son said 'ok father your greatness may enter' "

"And I entered, and I saw the evidence of the democrats plot to destroy my family, a life-size plush pony named 'my little' peaking out from under Barron's bed"

"I immediately ordered our GREAT AND LOYAL secret service to execute the plush pony and dump its body out the top window of the whitehouse, which they did with OBEDIENCE AND LOYALTY now that we've purged the liberal elements from this brilliant organization"

"Barron has expressed GREAT remorse and made a deal to avoid time tariffs on his Xbox playing. The art of the deal is what I do, unlike sleepy joe and the dems who wasted 4 years of this country's time"

"Thank you there will be no questions. No I am not in the epstein files and my hands are fine thank you"

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xombiemonkey@reddit

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ToughBadass@reddit

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an0n_burner1997@reddit

backwards, why is it

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ToughBadass@reddit

Some cameras use mirroring. So his left claw appears to be on the right and vice versa.

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SilliusS0ddus@reddit

you should take up writing

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WeebSenpai26@reddit

Trump gonna be on that podium like

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FallenSegull@reddit

rosebud

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GrumpyAboutEverythin@reddit

I have a theory what if Trump is dead and the republican party is pretending he's well and alive just like the ingsoc was doing with big brother

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IggyWon@reddit

Too juicy of a story, it would have been leaked the microsecond something seemed off.

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_MargaretThatcher@reddit

PBS believes he is going to announce Space Command moves headquarters apparently

https://www.pbs.org/newshour/politics/watch-live-trump-expected-to-announce-space-command-move-from-colorado-to-alabama

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blippie@reddit

Ah yes that hot bed of technical brilliance and innovation known as Alabama.

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IggyWon@reddit

Raytheon and Lockheed-Martin have missile production facilities and the Army operates a missile-focused operational test & evaluation facility out in Alabama. Feds get cheap land wherever they can find it.

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Reading_username@reddit

All because crooked Colorado allows mail in voting. We can't have that.

That's literally what he said, I wish I were making it up.

Absolute lunacy.

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IggyWon@reddit

All things being equal, the fact that some US States have provisions for general mail-in ballots is a global anomaly. Hell, most nations don't even let their diaspora vote remotely.

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skilliard7@reddit

SYN

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RaininMuffins@reddit

Scrolled too deep to find this

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ANightSentinel@reddit

SYN-ACK

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pacard@reddit

Removes his mask and it's Jeffrey Epstein!

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zombieGenm_0x68@reddit

and he would of gotten away with it too if it wasnt for those meddling kids

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CommunicationOk3766@reddit

would of

would have*

Your confusion may stem from the fact that "would've" sounds similar to "would of".

Cheers <3

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pacard@reddit

and he would of gotten away with it too if it wasnt for diddling kids

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AttakZak@reddit

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fortinbras_420@reddit

post le orange man

receive le upvotes

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LilXansStan@reddit

Nice mushroom tip Joker

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orangutanDOTorg@reddit

So he’s a Martian?

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vjmdhzgr@reddit

He still hasn't shown up.

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slaberwoki@reddit

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dirschau@reddit

"WE COME IN PEACE! WE COME IN PEACE!"

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Kaikeno@reddit

He will announce that he has seen the light of Allah and recite the Shahada before dying on stage.

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forkproof2500@reddit

Holy mother of based

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Reading_username@reddit

inshallah

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Ancalagon_TheWhite@reddit

Walks up Face visibly deformed "This attempt on my life has left me scarred and deformed. But my RESOLVE has never been STRONGER".

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ShortTheseNuts@reddit

Lmao he has kinda already done this though

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Reading_username@reddit

can you imagine the memes if he had actually tweeted the quote after that day

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Reading_username@reddit

"The fake news is over. The Liberals have been defeated, and their socialist agenda has been foiled. We stand on the threshold of a new beginning. In order to ensure our security and continuing stability, the United States of America will be reorganized into the first American Empire, for a safe and secure society"

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gets on stage

caked in makeup

diaper bulging

"See? i'm totally fine no issues it's the liberal news media lying about my health as always"

fiercely gripping podium to avoid falling over

"Thats it no questions"

shuffles out the door with the help of aides

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Spudtron98@reddit

A final dessicated wheeze before crumbling into dust and drifting away in the autumn wind.