Felt cute. Might make an illegal U-turn later
Posted by TheTuggingOfBoats@reddit | Truckers | View on Reddit | 33 comments

Posted by TheTuggingOfBoats@reddit | Truckers | View on Reddit | 33 comments
mrockracing@reddit
How Volvo managed to make such an advanced, nice driving, nice riding machine, but then it's in the shop and broken 90% of the time is baffling to me.
It actually has a cras structure thought for that U-Turn you plan on making, which is more than can be said of most other trucks, where you are the crash structure.
TheTuggingOfBoats@reddit (OP)
I've been in a 14,15,16, and 19. And I can happily say I don't like Volvo semis at all. Which is annoying because Volvo is one of my favorite car manufacturers.
I've disliked pretty much everything about them outside of the big mirrors and D13 pulling power, and now being able to kill almost every light on the dash in this '19 has made my morning drives to the rack very peaceful. At least until someone cuts me off and sets the collision system on a tirade
lord_nuker@reddit
At least get the European dash so you can blame a foreign truck for not doing as you want 😂
5202UoyKcuf@reddit
Volvo is from Sweden.
lord_nuker@reddit
No way… but that is an us dash
possibly_lost45@reddit
Later today Op gets into an accident and this post is used against him in court.....
TheTuggingOfBoats@reddit (OP)
Funny you say that. I'm currently being level 1nd
possibly_lost45@reddit
Getting a level four. The officer slapped on a glove and had this shitty smirk on his face.
TheTuggingOfBoats@reddit (OP)
I don't know how I got a gold sticker for it. Cause this thing is beat the fuck up
copper_wing@reddit
Cavity search
InsecOrBust@reddit
Level wunned
BadamPshh@reddit
Make sure you immediately flee to California and then try to fly to India after.
Ich_mag_Kartoffeln@reddit
Nah, they've wised up to that now. Flee to New York instead en route to India.
I'm sure that cunning plan will throw them off the scent.
TactualTransAm@reddit
Adjust brakes, perform forced manual Regen, maybe update the ECU, ship it - source, I'm a fleet tech and that's what I doooooooo 💪🤣 joking guys please get your idiot lights properly fixed
ThePolecatProcess@reddit
This guy Penske’s
Heep_4x4@reddit
Hard to have shit properly fixed when the company garage skips corners. Harness broke? Eh just splice a wire in and send it. Parking light issue? Nah don’t replace the obviously failing control module. Just change the pins on the plug and swap around those that have power.
TactualTransAm@reddit
While I understand that there are a lot of fleets that don't want it fixed the right way, but the fast way, I do warn you that if they can't afford to properly repair the equipment (or simply too greedy and want a bigger bonus) how soon until they can't afford to pay you enough for the work you do? I'd recommend finding a fleet that can afford your skills driver ❤️
MrBrousseaux@reddit
That's messed up, but I still laughed
LockportTrans@reddit
Regen Reggie Says: "Better park and do a Regen before that U-turn"
Mad_Ronin_Grrrr@reddit
In the fuel lane
Rusty08872@reddit
After your shower
EquivalentRude9364@reddit
Can that be your username? 😂
Efficient_Maybe_1086@reddit
Not funny.
InsecOrBust@reddit
You’re right it’s FUCKING HILARIOUS
AverageUser3000@reddit
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bagzthehoney@reddit
Probably shouldn’t have laughed as hard as I did 😂😂😂
R34CTz@reddit
Man, mine does this stupid shit sometimes. Gotta turn the truck off for like 5-10 mins for it to clear.
BrentTse@reddit
Don't forget the Fireball!
SpaceTruckin6969@reddit
Why wait until later???
Independent-Fun8926@reddit
You ain’t got the psychopathic disassociation, punk
Knexcluther@reddit
I was gonna yell fake but all your idiot-lights are on so I can confirm its a real volvo
jochnessmonster@reddit
Youch
TripleRaccoon@reddit
Felt cute. Might end 3 people and not give a hoot