ULPT: Unethical ways to get groceries

Posted by Careful-Maize7233@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 208 comments

So I finally got my own apartment after 8 months of bouncing between couches and sleeping in my car. I put literally everything I had into moving in rent, deposits, a couple basics and now I’m sitting here in an empty apartment with nothing to eat so my thinking is modern problems require modern solutions

I already went to the food bank and they gave me a box with food that would last me 3 days and said I can’t come back until next month which by then hopefully i’ll be working again and wont need the food bank. I don’t have family I can lean on, and my few friends have helped me enough during the couch hopping that I feel like I can’t ask them again.

finally with a roof over my head, but I have no food and no money until my unemployment hits next week so I’m gonna have to get some oceans 11 level scheme going on to get some food from the grocery store. I’ve never been this torn between feeling accomplished for finally getting out of survival mode housing-wise, but at the same time facing a whole new kind of survival problem.

Any one have any tips for when i do the deed? I want to do it once and thats it.