ULPT: Neighbor is blackmailing me with sex photos

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Throwaway account for obvious reasons.

I (32M) and my partner (29F) keep receiving letters sent by the post office of us having sex in our house. It has to be one of the neighbors and I think I know which one. We live in the US.

On some days we both work from home. It was a light day for both of us so we had a few drinks to unwind, and one thing led to another. We had sex in the living room on the couch.

To our surprise (and embarrassment) we realized we left the blinds open when we sobered up. We thought whatever. No big deal.

Several days later we received a bright orange envelope addressed to both of us. It was sus. No return address. Only said Petty Parcel. Okay. We thought it was junk.

I opened it and was absolutely mortified. All it said was "children live in this neighborhood" and several pictures of me and my partner having sex. IN. OUR. HOUSE.

We've received two more of these letters. The second one had a Bible verse and the third one said if we're going to put on a show at least make it interesting! All have photos. They took dozens and dozens of them.

This has been a strain on our relationship. We have a Karen in the neighborhood who has caused issues in the past. I know we fucked up but is taking it too far. I want to get her back.

My partner was smart enough to look up Petty Parcel to get some info. Apparently it's some company that sends anonymous letters to annoying people. So this neighbor is happily spending money to harass us.

I've been thinking about the best ULPT to get back at this lady or the company itself to get some more intel. This has to be illegal.

TL;DR: Karen keeps sending photos of me and my partner fucking through some anonymous mail company to embarrass us.