ULPT: Neighbor is blackmailing me with sex photos
Posted by throwaway-the-bee@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 406 comments
Throwaway account for obvious reasons.
I (32M) and my partner (29F) keep receiving letters sent by the post office of us having sex in our house. It has to be one of the neighbors and I think I know which one. We live in the US.
On some days we both work from home. It was a light day for both of us so we had a few drinks to unwind, and one thing led to another. We had sex in the living room on the couch.
To our surprise (and embarrassment) we realized we left the blinds open when we sobered up. We thought whatever. No big deal.
Several days later we received a bright orange envelope addressed to both of us. It was sus. No return address. Only said Petty Parcel. Okay. We thought it was junk.
I opened it and was absolutely mortified. All it said was "children live in this neighborhood" and several pictures of me and my partner having sex. IN. OUR. HOUSE.
We've received two more of these letters. The second one had a Bible verse and the third one said if we're going to put on a show at least make it interesting! All have photos. They took dozens and dozens of them.
This has been a strain on our relationship. We have a Karen in the neighborhood who has caused issues in the past. I know we fucked up but is taking it too far. I want to get her back.
My partner was smart enough to look up Petty Parcel to get some info. Apparently it's some company that sends anonymous letters to annoying people. So this neighbor is happily spending money to harass us.
I've been thinking about the best ULPT to get back at this lady or the company itself to get some more intel. This has to be illegal.
TL;DR: Karen keeps sending photos of me and my partner fucking through some anonymous mail company to embarrass us.
Doniu@reddit
Blatant advert, pettyparcel.com domain registered literally 2 weeks and already getting such clientele, okay.
LanaDelHeeey@reddit
He googled the name of the company, not the words “anonymous mail.” It was written on the letter. I don’t see how this is an ad.
Doniu@reddit
Im talking about the guy who paid for the service, how likely is it that they know of a company called Petty Parcel within 2 weeks of the domain being registered?
tronicdude6@reddit
And you can already send mail without a return address so ??? Pointless company
The_zen_viking@reddit
Good Investigation work, this comment should be higher up
SanguineL@reddit
100k messages delivered via their service in 2 weeks is impressive!
SeaResearcher176@reddit
What does ‘sus’ means?
Ziomike98@reddit
Suspicious
SeaResearcher176@reddit
😂 thanks, didn’t realize it
Ziomike98@reddit
No problem :)
BusyBullet@reddit
Depending on where you live you might be able to go to law enforcement.
They may be subpoena Petty Parcel to get the info of the person doing this.
zomgitsduke@reddit
That company will squeal like a pig when confronted by law enforcement.
The angle of the camera shot will be pretty damning evidence.
I'd speak with the neighbor and ask if they had guests over who may have invaded your privacy, as this is now a police issue.
NeetDaimyo@reddit
Call the non-emergency line for the police, this falls under my state's video voyeurism law which can range from a misdemeanor to a felony. With this type of evidence that makes them a party to this crime and it would be easy to sue or subpoena them. The WHOIS says they're in Mass so they have an even stronger Peeping Tom statute than Florida.
Honestly though, this is probably an ad for the service.
WaffleHouseSloot@reddit
Not to mention, couldn't a case be made for "revenge" porn? Or transporting pornography using federal channels? Idk, IANAL
NeetDaimyo@reddit
There is a federal law for revenge porn now so that could apply.
Considering that the company sending these packages has a form with credit cards, cash app, etc it would be an easy case. This is why I think this is an ad, maybe a scam site too. It's a dipshit move to be a frontman for someone's revenge porn inside of a country that has a national law against it and also to be located in a state that has the same law.
CommunityGlittering2@reddit
but if they are clearly visible to the public how is it peeping, like if they are walking by on the sidewalk or in their own yard?
NeetDaimyo@reddit
810.14 Voyeurism prohibited; penalties.—
(1) A person commits the offense of voyeurism when he or she, with lewd, lascivious, or indecent intent:
(a) Secretly observes another person when the other person is located in a dwelling, structure, or conveyance and such location provides a reasonable expectation of privacy.
(b) Secretly observes another person’s intimate areas in which the person has a reasonable expectation of privacy, when the other person is located in a public or private dwelling, structure, or conveyance. As used in this paragraph, the term “intimate area” means any portion of a person’s body or undergarments that is covered by clothing and intended to be protected from public view.
CommunityGlittering2@reddit
not secretly, just walking by on the sidewalk or watering their own grass.
NeetDaimyo@reddit
https://www.floridabar.org/the-florida-bar-journal/ill-be-watching-you-the-florida-voyeurism-offense/
You are regarded, go where the rest of the dumb shit it
SnakesTancredi@reddit
Adding that I would expect the revenge porn thing would be distribution related. As in sharing with a 3rd party. Which this service would constitute probably. Either way they need to take legal action. Also the Bible verses? Between a married couple? That’s literally fine with the damn book!
Since we are in this sub though maybe set up an only fans and hang the url in the window. Profit?
motionmatrix@reddit
I am pretty sure that if they used the mail to do this they’ll also have the post office police up their ass because of it, and pretty sure it’s considered federal.
Aetheldrake@reddit
Just FYI there's national laws for lots of things. Won't stop people from doing it. Even if it's really stupid for them to do it anyway. Like shooting children. National law says not to do it but people do it anyway.
PlasticProblem143@reddit
IANAL - how perfectly suiting haha
themacfather6@reddit
Stalking . . . For how long do you have to be intently watching someone to have taken pictures of them doing this one thing on dozens of occasions?
WingedMonkeyQueen@reddit
To my understanding, it was dozens of photos from one occasion. They just sent them a few at a time for maximum effect.
themacfather6@reddit
Interesting. I just re-read it and I see what you’re saying that it’s not stated. I had a timeline playing out in my head where the additional 2 envelopes were spaced out to collect more photos. You are probably right though.
themacfather6@reddit
I hope you’re right.
Sum-Duud@reddit
Unless they are posting them publicly I don’t think there is any revenge porn applicable and if porn weren’t allowed to be sent via USPS nudie mages would have died years ago.
chad917@reddit
Presumably they are sending the photos to the mailing service to be included in the envelope, so likely disseminating the pictures to other people. It seems unlikely someone at the company wouldn't see them during some kind of review designed to prevent things like death threats being send to politicians etc
miraculum_one@reddit
The non-emergency line for the police will tell you to come in and file a written report. On the phone they only take emergencies.
NeetDaimyo@reddit
It depends on the situation. This looks like an ad for a scam after I googled the front company's phone number, it's probably a fake and if it isn't, this is a dead end. Now, at least at my place, there is exactly one place that could have taken pictures of my bedroom: the two floor building next door upstairs unit. If it wasn't through some fake-ass service, the date and serial number of a printer is put inside small dots when printing. They could also maybe get a fingerprint or whatever non-digital forensics they need.
miraculum_one@reddit
According to the police I have spoken to you should call the emergency number any time there is something that needs attention right now and "you have to come in to file a report" on anything that doesn't.
NeetDaimyo@reddit
I am describing how it works in my jurisdiction. English motherfucker, do you speak it? "Non-emergency" = not an emergency but still needs law enforcement help. The cops even came out when my trash bin went missing, cops showed up, turns out the landlord a couple units down paid to have them cleaned without telling anyone.
miraculum_one@reddit
What is your jurisdiction? I am talking about in the US in most states and cities like OP's that are not small.
NeetDaimyo@reddit
I live in the state capital and the US. Fuck off.
mcswainh_13@reddit
Definitely reads like an ad
TheScoundrelSociety@reddit
Forgive my ignorance, but what is WHOIS?
NeetDaimyo@reddit
Lets you see who owns a domain. They have to be registered under a corporation or person's name with contact info like an address. They're using a service that protects their real name & address from a site called https://privacyprotect.org/ with a registered address in MA. The site says they're headquartered in Fl. When I googled the contact number it shows many different scammers registered with this service.
MothafuckinPlacentas@reddit
So do we think it's just a coincidence that the domain was registered exactly 2 weeks ago and there are literally no other relevant Google search results for "pettyparcel" except this post and their website or is that kinda fishy lol
NeetDaimyo@reddit
I honestly don't know why I post here. I literally posited that it's a scam elsewhere.
MobiusNaked@reddit
Is Petty Parcel out of state? Does that make it a federal crime? Anyway I would shit them up in that respect
themacfather6@reddit
Does it make it federal by means of being delivered through USPS?
zoomzipzap@reddit
Yeah, according to Petty Parcel's FAQ:
hard-of-haring@reddit
The window was open, and no privacy laws were broken.
flip6threeh0le@reddit
This is the unfortunate truth here, I think. You're allowed to photograph anything that you can see from the street. Doesn't make it not scummy. But don't think it's illegal.
hard-of-haring@reddit
Has long as the person was on public land, it's not breaking any laws. Next time, OP needs to close the blinds.
busytoothbrush@reddit
Ooh the angle of the camera is fun, especially if they moved while taking the photos. You can begin to come up with a profile to compare against your neighbors.
You also should get some battery ring cameras and put them on your property pointing solely on your property. I’d do the battery ones because no one can tell they are there if setup right. Power that puppy up and just see if someone is doing a check-in.
BusyBullet@reddit
That’s perfect.
Hosenkobold@reddit
On a piss disk!
Essembie@reddit
I'd suggest having sex WITH law enforcement.
TheClownHasNoPeni5@reddit
I also choose this guy’s cop
tardisious@reddit
DO NOT go to law enforcement without speaking to a lawyer first. You may be charged yourself
h8tank88@reddit
This! I remember a story about a guy who was an underwater diver or something (I wish I remember where) but he apparently left his door open while he was changing clothes or the like & he was being charged with something like indecent exposure and looking at potentially having to register as a S3x offender in his state, as someone reported him. True story.
The question I think (NOT a Lawyer!) revolves around expectation of privacy.
You say you left the blinds open- were they COMPLETELY open, somewhat open, or drawn closed but left open so that you would just be able to see outside through the louvers? The reason why is that it's one thing for someone who happens to be walking by outside to see you from public view.
it's a totally different thing from someone using a ladder (or a drone) to see over your fence, get up close and look in between, or use a camera zoom, to look inside your house.
pete1729@reddit
This is good advice. My first thought is that even if it is illegal, it most likely will not gather any charges due to it being inadvertent and a first offense.
SystemFolder@reddit
If God didn’t want us to fuck, He would have given us a different method of procreation and/or made it so we didn’t enjoy fucking so much.
BusyBullet@reddit
You’re preaching to the choir.
RamenRedpill@reddit
lol that last line got me. but yeah the legal route is probably worth trying first (even in ULPT territory). taking photos through someone's window and mailing them feels like it crosses some harassment lines regardless of the visibility issue. worst case you waste some time, best case you get actual help
hard-of-haring@reddit
Can I watch from the window
UnethicalLifeProTips-ModTeam@reddit
Your post or comment was removed for violating rule 10: No Solicitation / Advertising / Self-promotion of any kind.
apavolka@reddit
Post pictures here and let Reddit investigate for you.
Dino7813@reddit
Well you could file a lawsuit in county court. Get a police report to document what happened. In you complaint name defendants as John Doe 1 through (whatever number of houses have a line of sight that could take a photo) and name Petty Parcel. Move for discovery and send a request for production and interrogatories to petty parcel for the names of customers at any of the addresses at residences of Job Doe 1 through whatever. Eventually they will reply, then you amend your complaint, name the neighbor and drop Petty Parcel.
Mulks23@reddit
You could probably sue Petty Parcel for distributing porn, though thats for a lawyer to answer.
VapeThisBro@reddit
not just porn but revenge porn
Mulks23@reddit
👍
WhooooooCaresss@reddit
A lot of assumptions here. I love the punchline but that would TANK their business. The whole sht is predicated on anonymity lol
eternalpragmatiss@reddit
Give the Karen a note to ask when she’s become a porn photographer and see if she’ll sell you porn of other neighbors. Maybe she’ll feel mortified.
No-Consideration6986@reddit
I will type this so I can come back to this
coldpizza1524@reddit
Mermaidoysters@reddit
Advertising
Ok_Masterpiece3570@reddit
Haha for a marketing ploy it's a little fucked up
Own_Elevator_2984@reddit
DO NOT CALL THE POLICE! If you were visible from somewhere off your property, it will lead to you getting an indecent exposure charge more likely than them getting in trouble
Plenty_Jazzlike@reddit
Call the police. It’s revenge porn or see what are on books about that
mynutsacksonfire@reddit
Whenever shit life this happens to me(twice) I tell the person I'm calling the fbi. Never have but it always stops.
alissafransen@reddit
Try to get to their bathroom with an excuse and flush a bottle of hydrochloric acid, it will damage all the plumbing without a sweat. My previous landlord fucked me over and now he is changing every bit of pipe, the toilet and bath/shower.
AveragePerson537@reddit
Fake story
cbelt3@reddit
Neighborhood Watch notice about peeping toms photographing people in their homes and publishing the images.
“They may be targeting your children !”
Own_Ad9686@reddit
Gold!
Bitter_Warning418@reddit
Oooooh, this is the one.
84587574@reddit
I'd be cautious about this one as the "Karen" could easily post the sex pics on the same notice board with "then close your blinds" or something similar.
Unable_Ad_1470@reddit
Then she’s also in violation of basically every revenge porn law in the US. Even better. She can contemplate her shitty behavior in jail.
tyr--@reddit
Yeah but that doesn't change the fact that OP would have to keep living on the same street with probably a dozen people who saw them fuck.
1gal_man@reddit
thats a small price to pay imo, but some people have more modesty than me.
tyr--@reddit
I mean yeah, if it were me I’d probably send the Karen a collection of dick pics, but the way OP has phrased their post makes me think they’d be way less comfortable with those pics seeing the light of day.
throwaway-the-bee@reddit (OP)
At this point, it may be worth it to give them exactly what they want. Just a ton of dick pics.
fingers@reddit
Get personalized blinds of the photos with your naughty bits blurred out.
https://www.bannerbuzz.com/custom-graphic-roller-shades-blackout/p?cid=SEM&Decals=&gad_source=1&gad_campaignid=20911601948
HoustonBOFH@reddit
Better yet, advertise their erotic photography services...
sundalius@reddit
No, but what’s that worth compared to making a neighbor you hate a registered sex offender?
tyr--@reddit
I honestly don’t see the relation between posting that public notice (which I was replying to) and making them a sex offender. OP can go to the police now and get the same result since sharing them with the company that sent the letter already violates those laws, without the risk of their pics being exposed on that same notice board.
thermal_shock@reddit
They've already been shared id a 3rd party is mailing them.
djfdhigkgfIaruflg@reddit
So? (Almost) every couple fucks
eatingganesha@reddit
meh who cares, really? everyone fucks last I checked.
tyr--@reddit
Everyone also showers (or at least they should), and yet most people wouldn’t really be comfortable with someone plastering their naked pics from the shower all over the street.
MadRhetoric182@reddit
MangeurDeCowan@reddit
You do realize that you're on reddit, right?
_Eklapse_@reddit
I'd pay that price to get some random dickhead to leave me alone for having sex with my wife in my own fucking home. Whoever took the photos could have just NOT said or done anything and it would have never happened again.
But here they are, fanning the flame and keeping it going for no reason.
Sum-Duud@reddit
Ohh no, me and my partner had consensual relations. How dare us…
lysergic_tryptamino@reddit
You never know maybe they will become OnlyFans millionaires and move
djfdhigkgfIaruflg@reddit
Great. She would incriminate herself
Roqjndndj3761@reddit
Who cares? It’s normal for people to have sex in their homes. It’s NOT normal to take pictures of people having sex in their homes.
chris14020@reddit
That sounds like a perfect lawsuit and criminal charges.
People have sex. Unless sit was something WILD wild, it really doesn't matter
Sea_Curve8772@reddit
And at that point they would have just identified themselves while simultaneously committing yet another crime. Easy to solve the problem from there
CptBronzeBalls@reddit
Also, call in a peeping tom complaint about her to the police. With any luck, she’ll land on a sex offender registry.
AbsurdityIsReality@reddit
This is a great idea.
SkillbroSwaggins@reddit
Based on a previous ULPT: Sign them up to Healthcheck or whatever its called. That is apparently an incredibly spammy service, and will definitely ruin their happy day
-HeyImBroccoli-@reddit
LPT: Police
ULPT: write his number on bathroom stalls under a woman's name, followed by "call me for a good time, ask for 'special services' ". Use different names each time, think of specific services.
ULPT, electric boogaloo: if you got time and patience, figure out his routine if he were to creep around your house. "Hang" yourself(not really), make it look real, make sure its in view of window. Profit
ULPT, three's company: send him into the void, idk
wa019@reddit
https://www.reddit.com/r/UnethicalLifeProTips/comments/1n53ncr/ulpt_if_you_spot_one_of_those_fake_organic_reddit
increddibelly@reddit
Have sex, take pictures, write letter "hey karen, here's some more. Pray it away hun." and make daily, weekly donations. To her mailbox.
Heck, print porn, she won't know.
PoonOnTheMoon314@reddit
Once you find out who it is, get a bag of 1000 tiny rubber bands and throw them all over their driveway. They can't sweep them up and leaf blowers don't work really well.
Then get a large box of plastic forks and stick them in their yard and break off all the handles.
Next, put sugar in their gas tank if they work outside.
Lastly, and certainly not least, build a trebuchet string enough to launch pumpkins , hollow said pumpkin out, pour vodka in it and light it on fire and launch it in the direction of their home...I like to call this one a Jack-Off-Lantern, just in time for the holidays!
Kind-Taste-1654@reddit
If true- voyeurism may be illegal- also, this may also fall under a type(notice I said a TYPE) of 'revenge porn'....Which is illegal, as is blackmail in the us.
sanclementesyndrome7@reddit
Fake
T_DMac@reddit
10/10 Execution
Lazy_Inspection_8374@reddit
!updateme
FlintMich@reddit
Isn't that peeping Tom type issue. I heard a story about a guy in a city winning a case brought against him of indecent exposure. Since he was inside his house he wasn't breaking any laws even thought he was nude in full view of a busy sidewalk. Didn't look it up myself but always lived my life at home with that in mind. Not trying to be exposed but if I have to run between bathroom and bed room naked occasionally I don't even Thi k about windows. Just go quickly.
Hot-Shoulder-4629@reddit
Keyser Soze the motherfucker! Release them yourself. Now what motherfucker?! Keyser Soze the motherfucker!
i know i know...easier said than done
AverageGuy16@reddit
Dumb question but based on the angle of the photos can you tell who/which house it could be? Eitherway I’d contact the authorities, this is straight up harassment. Ask to speak to a detective.
tehIb@reddit
Pretty sure sending you that through the post office means you can leverage federal charges against them. Feel free to put the screws to them :)
dementeddigital2@reddit
If they're asking for something in exchange for them not releasing the photos, that's a crime. Voyeurism is also a crime in some areas.
Two things:
Go to the police with this. Press charges.
I'd be keeping the blinds open and doing it daily, but each time in a different costume. Police hat and belt? Check! Construction worker hat and high-vis vest? Check! Motorcycle helmet and leather vest? Check! Cowboy hat and stirrups? Check! Channel you inner Village People, then move on to movie characters. The possibilities are endless. Spirit Halloween shops are about to start popping up everywhere. Maybe add some stage lighting and fire effects for when you finish! This could be fantastic for your relationship if you let it.
dmontg@reddit
YMCA!
dementeddigital2@reddit
That's the spirit!
borderlineidiot@reddit
Perhaps I missed it but what is the blackmail?
geniusjunior@reddit
Call their bluff and let them know you’re not scared of anything they do. Take away their power.
travisofarabia@reddit
Go to the police about this, although it may seem embarrassing I'm pretty confident that the great majority of people are on your side in society. This is a gross violation of your personal privacy, regardless of whether or not the blinds were drawn. Fuck your gross neighbor, ruin their life.
travisofarabia@reddit
Also, rather than just calling the police and having them come to your house to do a report I would consider going to them. Ask if it's possible to speak with a desk sergeant or a detective if possible. Certainly you can explain your situation that you're being blackmailed to whoever you first encounter, but I would ask that you speak with someone privately for discretion.
throwaway-the-bee@reddit (OP)
Love this. We get to control the narrative.
Outrageous-Throat556@reddit
What about the narrative that this website domain was created 2 weeks ago? You're weird as hell to made a post like this strictly for advertising...
https://lookup.icann.org/en/lookup
peetaout@reddit
Where is the actual blackmail tho ? I didn’t see any request do this or else
hard-of-haring@reddit
No privacy laws were broken if the window was open to the public. OP has no case.
breakfastpitchblende@reddit
You forget about Peeping Tom laws, or what?
hard-of-haring@reddit
Peeping town laws don't apply if the window was open and the peeping town was filming from public or private place, OP needs to close the blinds.
breakfastpitchblende@reddit
I know you really, really, really want to be right here, but you’re not. It matters exactly zero that they may have been standing on public land. This peeping tom not only peeped, but recorded them in their own home.
vlad__tapas@reddit
| It matters exactly zero that they may have been standing on public land
| To be convicted of a peeping Tom offense, prosecutors generally must prove: | •Presence on private property: The person must be on someone else's premises.
literally owned yourself lol
hard-of-haring@reddit
I'm sure that answer came from chatgpt
vlad__tapas@reddit
100%
breakfastpitchblende@reddit
Did you miss the part that it involves the recording? If they’d walked by and got scandalized, and kept going, great. Instead, they took photos of them having sex in their home. You can’t cherry pick one requirement and pretend the others don’t exist.
vlad__tapas@reddit
You have to prove all three criteria, not just one…
peetaout@reddit
Honestly that was weird, how they directly contradicted themselves; it matters naught, it exactly matters
Printedinusa@reddit
While I believe that this may be true in some states, it is not the case in all states. Some have specukated this incident may have occurred in Massachusetts. In the state of Massachusetts it is actually illegal even to stare through an open window at anyone who is exposed, even from the public street or a private dwelling, under the criminal peeping tom laws. Such an offense is punishable by up to two and a half years in prison, or a $5,000 fine.
You are not legally required to own shades or blinds. You still have the right to privacy if you do not have them. Kids may live in the neighborhood - this is why we should teach our kids the importance of consent and respecting people's privacy; if they fail to respect the consent of the people who live near them, it is a crime
FullMetalCOS@reddit
It’s not about privacy laws, blackmail isn’t legal
jefe008@reddit
Where is the blackmail? The sender hasn’t asked for money or material goods. Just harassing them, at best.
Nois3@reddit
Exactly. People are idiots. I can see right through OP's post. He was having gay sex in full view of the street and did it on purpose because of kinks and narcissism. When confronted by pic's OP becomes more narcissistic and post to Reddit for reinforcement of their behavior.
However, I may be biased in this observation. I've lived next to a couple for 5 years that does this constantly. Then they cry hate-crime when we call them out.
vae_grim@reddit
I’m not going to point out everything else insane about this comment… but you know they’re heterosexual right??
Lanko-TWB@reddit
So you’re gay and don’t know it?
HollowPandemic@reddit
Get some help
Puzzled-Praline2347@reddit
Most thinly veiled homophobia I’ve seen in a while tbh
margmi@reddit
Your homophobia is showing. Show me where the post mentions gay sex.
The_best_is_yet@reddit
have another good time on your couch around the same time of day (or maybe just do a teaser, see if you can draw out the folks who are so excited about this), this time with cameras all over to catch whoever was getting photos of you. ID them, track em down and sign em up for scientology and any other free junk you can just load em up with. Or send em tons of porn pics in the mail since they seem to be so excited about it.
etopata@reddit
https://poopsenders.com
Alectraz666@reddit
Let her release it. Nobody will care
_grey_wall@reddit
Don't consent to the release
Alectraz666@reddit
No, but dont try to stop her. Let her do it. Nobody will care. Except maybe the police
throwaway-the-bee@reddit (OP)
Heard this take from my friends who use those cam sites. I asked if they're ever afraid of getting exposed. Their response was there's nothing about them or their dicks that will stand out in the obscene ocean of porn.
But still. This shit got me seething hard. I'm going to get that bitch back.
Alectraz666@reddit
And I hope you do! I wish karma was a bitch, but shes usually just a lil bitch not picking on those who deserve it lol
Apotak@reddit
Release will be illegal, police should be interested.
Alectraz666@reddit
Uhhh exactly. Let the neighbor incriminate themselves
drsmith48170@reddit
This is fake; Petty Parcel on their own site says it can’t send anything obscene through USPS - naked photos would be considered obscene.
RelsircTheGrey@reddit
Get masks made of the Karen's face. For both of you. Have sex again in the same room with the blinds up, wearing those masks and in a position where both are clearly visible.
Arexos@reddit
This is an obvious ad, they made sure to mention the name of the company multiple times, explained what they do, and posted it in ULPT...the target demo of a business like that. Not to mention the way they described it: a company that sends anonymous letters to annoying people, why would the victim of the harassment use that verbiage?
MostRepresentative77@reddit
Reply with, so what. People had sex in the wide open for centuries. Only in the past couple 100 years or so did it become private. O nooo b00bs ahhhh
MartinLutherVanHalen@reddit
You got print photos. How were they printed? Are they black and white or in color?
From the angle of the photos you may have a clue about where the person was who took them. However you can also cruise the neighborhood looking for printers to connect to on WiFi. Identify the color printers and you have a shortlist. Else if they were printed by a company then you can trace the source by contacting them.
l23VIVE@reddit
I think you should genuinely go to the police about this one, this is a literal crime they've committed.
RazorDT@reddit
I see your piss disc and raise CAT PISS DISC
HookerDestroyer@reddit
I fucking love this sub
HalfBlindKing@reddit
I love fucking this sub.
magistrate101@reddit
You can buy fox piss as a pest deterrent. It reeks long-term, especially if it soaks into something.
RazorDT@reddit
Or one could collect cat piss with the right litter box
magistrate101@reddit
That's how you get brain parasites :(
RazorDT@reddit
That’s feces you’re thinking of. Easily avoidable too.
magistrate101@reddit
Do you have a plan for preventing the cats from pissing and shitting in the litter box?
RazorDT@reddit
Just might
magistrate101@reddit
Godspeed, then. Set it up in the middle of your local feral cat colony for best results.
kachunkachunk@reddit
I'm more of a liquid ass disc kinda guy if the person is bad enough.
RazorDT@reddit
Touché
l23VIVE@reddit
That's a bit far dude
RazorDT@reddit
Nah
soonnow@reddit
There is no harm in going to the police and at least get it documented. Start a paper trail.
All hail piss disc
redthump@reddit
Nothing ever bad happens when you go to the police first. /s
Consult an attorney first. You're not in a rush and it would be a shame to get your dog shot for no reason.
As far as I'm aware, you can't put anything inside of her mailbox, but you could shit right on top of it.
md24@reddit
Having sex in public view is a crime even in home. Someone got arrested for walking naked in front of their own window because I kid walked by.
Amache_Gx@reddit
Me when i make shit up:
s3ane@reddit
Wait, piss disk is a thing outside of France?
saranowitz@reddit
Nah, just keep this one for the police / ethical lpts. Karen is going to prison. You don’t want to do anything that could jeopardize that by interfering.
Greenteawizard87@reddit
Had to scroll too far down for the piss disc
tranquilrage73@reddit
TIL Petty Parcel is a thing.
Seriously, I would report it to the police.
osee115@reddit
After seeing the edit with the link, I'm inclined to believe that's the point of this post...
MostBoringStan@reddit
100% an ad
boostedjoose@reddit
yup, no way this happened
SanguineL@reddit
A horrible ad at that. They’ve framed themselves as a useless tool for the antagonist in this story.
TheTim@reddit
The real ULPT is making a fake post on /r/UnethicalLifeProTips to promote your sketchy redelivery company.
RandomAccessMagic@reddit
You don't need to go ULPT, the law would probably consider this as harassment, voyeurism etc.
Document, and go to the police. You might have fucked up (nothing groundbreaking on top of that), but like millions of people before and after you. And that doesn't warrant harassment.
punnybunny520@reddit
Highly disagree he fucked up. They are consenting adults in their own house. Not outside. Not at a park. Not even in a car. They can fuck everywhere with all the windows open and still not “fuck up”. Absurd that anyone is even confirming OP “fucked up”
SaikiKpop@reddit
That doesn’t mean screw with the window open weirdo.
punnybunny520@reddit
What kind of unethical life tips are you given, bro? It’s supposed to be unethical
md24@reddit
lol then they’ll end up on the sex offender list. Like those poor city guys who pee get shit faced at a bar, go out to an alley at 2 am to pee. During the day there’s a school a few buildings away.
84587574@reddit
Sorry you're going through this. Definitely document it with LE, so if the person increases their harassment or threatens/extorts to share the pics you have a paper trail.
altbekannt@reddit
it’s always the ones you most suspect
anivex@reddit
Definitely hit up the post office. What they did was break federal postal law.
Twice_Knightley@reddit
Well at least they made it a federal crime by using the mail.
Contact the police, and see if you can set up some sort of sting.
uncle_drunky@reddit
I think you have a real case to go after them.
1) It is illegal to distribute pornographic pictures if youre not willingly in them. By submitting to petty post they distributed imagery without your consent.
2) Revenge porn statutes may apply in your state.
https://ballotpedia.org/Nonconsensual_pornography_(revenge_porn)_laws_in_the_United_States
3) Peeping Tom laws may apply as well.
4) Doing all this by mail and online has wire fraud and mail fraud all over it.
Now, as for the U in the ULPT... Call off work, put a camera on your porch and pop a boner pill and hump all day long with the window open. If another pic comes out you should be able to see who took it by camera. Then go fuck on the hood of their car and cum in their gas tank.
haggard_dad@reddit
What is the blackmail aspect of this?
Common-Spray8859@reddit
Glitter bomb her ass.
SufficientBadger5904@reddit
Even though it was visible from the street, id argue its highly illegal considering the private aspects of what's being shown in the photos.
Davidat0r@reddit
only1mrfstr@reddit
Remember, what is right isn't always legal... and what is legal isn't always right.
Likely the only thing you could get this person on is harassment... even then you'll have to contact Oetty Parcel, explain you're being harassed and not to send you anything. Assuming the pics were taken from the sidewalk or beyond, there is nothing illegal there even though it shows something taking place in your home. Rule of thumb is if something can be viewed from public view, it is legal. If contacting law enforcement, let them know you've contacted Petty Parcel about the issue so its part of the record. Be careful how you respond to the neighbor, and be absolutely 100% certain its who you think before enacting any revenge... they'll likely contact police, too. Hell, they might have when you were having sex and were told by cops it was in your own home so there's nothing they could do (depending on local laws... while the Supreme Court generally supports homeowners, there's still gray areas when it comes to sexual acts on private property yet in public view, intentional or not.)
mzincali@reddit
Put up a sign. “Showtimes: MWF 7, 9 and 11pm”. See who gets it and complains.
fingers@reddit
Get them blown up, blurred, and made into blankets/sheets. Make sure you hang your laundry to dry on the front lawn.
sb10_12@reddit
Where’s the blackmailing part?
throwaway-the-bee@reddit (OP)
Damn 😩😩😩
JerkFace9@reddit
Contact Petty Parcel and tell them about this ad you did for them. Profit. Use the funds to collect piss from the animal shelter. Piss disc party at your voyeurers house.
Yes that's a word. This is reddit.
LexB777@reddit
So was there a part that included blackmail or no?
InfinityLoo@reddit
There isn’t one because this is a poorly written story to advertise a sketchy mailing service that could land you in legal trouble if you used it the way it’s described in this fictional story.
I hope Petty Parcel didn’t pay a marketing agency for this shoddy crap.
BigRigMcLure@reddit
EXACTLY. Can't believe I had to scroll so far to find it.
SpenceAlmighty@reddit
This is a straight up police matter, swallow the embarrassment, your neighbour is a sex offender.
Peeping Tom laws change depending on where you are but they generally test the expectation of privacy. Just because your window is open doesn't give someone permission to take images of your naked bodies, this is a form of sexual assault
if_im_not_back_in_5@reddit
There's probably something about malicious communications you can go to the police about
LaMacNeo@reddit
Share the pictures or it never happened ;) On serious note, don’t indulge in AI porn. They know it’s you and then entire case gets against you.
klownfaze@reddit
If I am u, I’d just do it again. Just as a middle finger towards the blackmailer
dumpitdog@reddit
Just so you know, my wife and I got carried away in the kitchen one time and we thought we had a mirrored glass door. My neighbor told me to watch it in the future because of all the children in the neighborhood. That's all it takes, you don't need Bible verses or harassment.
hello__brooklyn@reddit
Question, how does one think they have a mirrored glass door? Could you not see outside and inside through both sides of the door?
dumpitdog@reddit
That's really the big question here which I'm not too proud to answer but keep in mind I was in my 20s and this was my first house. We had purchased a mirror coating for a sliding glass door which was in the corner of our kitchen. The coating was expensive and we spent a long time installing the crap. When we were done it was later in the day and it really did look like it was mirrored. Yet in the evening it's was not so mirrored, particularly if you have a bright light on in the kitchen and it's dark outside. Anyway, I think we provided an opening hot and dirty show one night for our neighbors and I hope their kids are already in bed. As I remember we finished the deed in the bedroom but the neighbors got to see a lot of us naked.
JustForkIt1111one@reddit
This. Similar story. Those things don't work the same at night, with lights on in the house as they do during the day.
Pluto02220@reddit
You might be protected under voyuerism laws depending on the state. Since the person would have had a camera on hand to take said pictures, it could be reported as sexual harassment. In some cases this could even include criminal charges against the photographer as it can be considered “revenge porn”. Check with the local and state authorities to see if it’s worth a criminal investigation. good luck to you. I like the idea of telling the company it was minors, keep up with that and you might even be able to get the federal authorities involved for production of cp on your Karen. Best of luck. Keep us updated, I have my popcorn ready for the drama
breakfastpitchblende@reddit
Seem to be a lot of folks who forgot about Peeping Tom laws on here.
toomuch1265@reddit
Do you live near buildings with flat roofs? I can't tell you how many HVAC systems i have worked on that looks directly into apartment windows and I've seen plenty of people fooling around, although I respect people's privacy and ignored it, but I've seen plenty of workers watch intently. It sucks that people don't mind their own business.
thereverendpuck@reddit
Just to point out: while yes, you could see into the house of you two having sex, you clearly made a mistake.
They actively broke the law.
Royal-Suggestion6017@reddit
Why bother. You are expending energy on this you could put into another boinking session.
DaveiNZ@reddit
Now,,, are the photos in focus? Do you guys look good? Can you make some money on Only Fans? The person sent you a Bible quote, another Bible quote is “Go forth and multiply”. So that cancels the other out.
chezzer33@reddit
Can be considered revenge porn. Most if not all places have laws against this. At a minimum get law enforcement involved and have them help you locate them.
reddishgrape@reddit
Open the shades and pump her doggie style. Put on a show
throwaway-the-bee@reddit (OP)
skaryzgik@reddit
..... Is this what they're talking about in that song?
caughtmeaboot@reddit
Open the windows, put on some music/porn and go to town.
Camperthedog@reddit
Make it real loud’nn
JRD761@reddit
Here’s the ULPT OP needs!
thumper43x@reddit
If you could see my dick on the couch through the window from the sidewalk, I'd be showing it to more people.
buddha-ish@reddit
Unethical Life Pro Tip: if a service, say, Petty Parcel, wanted to market themselves, would posting fake engagement bait on reddit work?
Commishw1@reddit
Blackmail? They dont seem to be asking for anything. Fuck on the couch again, be loud, be proud. Put a plastic banner with a "click for PPV" button on the windows. Of she shows anyone else, it'll look like they stumbled on your OF.
D-cyde@reddit
Make an OnlyFans and capitalize on the free marketing your neighbor is gonna give you.
supersadfaceman@reddit
I'm sorry this is happening to you, but I do want to say that here in Texas where I live, someone can legally call the police on you for having sex within view of the public sidewalk/street, and if convicted and proven that it was done intentionally, it's not only a felony but you'd be registered as a sex offender. Please note I am in no way condoning or supporting this ridiculous religiously motivated law, I'm only offering warning.
thermal_shock@reddit
This could fall under voyeur laws too. Doesn't matter that you were on your property, someone is intentionally looking in your windows to get nude photos.
firedog7881@reddit
Going through the US Mail system makes this a federal offense and you should contact the Mail Police, yes it’s a thing, I would trust them over any other law enforcement agency as they don’t take shit and they’re all about keeping the mail system clean.
throwaway-the-bee@reddit (OP)
Second person I've seen recommend this. Who would've thought the postal police is one of the scariest agencies.
cryptor832@reddit
I ONLY fear postal inspectors…… not any local or other federal agency, hell not even the IRS (LLCs baby) but I do not fuck with the postal inspectors, they do not play. This was a very hard lesson learned long ago. It also sounds like this service is perfect for the distribution of highly illegal shit.
TurtleStepper@reddit
That isn't blackmail, but being a peeping tom is probably illegal where you live, just call the police.
saintlaurentrob@reddit
This a made up fantasy and you are super weird for seeking attention in this way. If you can prove me wrong I will donate $1k to a charity of your choice.
UniqueAmbition7792@reddit
Because they mailed it, it makes it a federal crime.
PositiveChange615@reddit
I asked Chat and this was its answer: "This situation actually involves two different areas of law: public indecency and harassment/blackmail-type conduct. Here’s how it typically breaks down in U.S. law (though it can vary by state):
1. The couple having sex with open blinds
2. The neighbor taking photos and sending them
In short:
anicole4ever@reddit
I would call this harassment. What is this person's motive? I have a young child and if I was walking by and noticed my neighbors having sex in their home, I'd cover my child's eyes, giggle a little probably and keep on walking. If they kept doing and it became obvious that it was being done intentionally, I'd just call the police but even then, I'd probably knock on their front door and try to have a discussion with them about it first before getting the police involved.
I don't think you are dealing with a "Karen," I think you are dealing with a straight-up weirdo- stalker. Possibly even someone with more sinister intentions..
File a report with the police department if this person attempts to make any further contact with the two of you.
I can't get Bridgette Fonda out of my head now. You guys don't own any pets do you?
smokymirrorcactus@reddit
Oh definitely tell the cops it’s CP
Big_Boat69420@reddit
I know we all hate cops but what they did is literally a crime and I would start there
Or you could do piss discs
CatNamedSiena@reddit
We do?
Big_Boat69420@reddit
Well I mean if we wanted to follow the law I don’t think we’d be here. Not in an “they’re all bad” way
eternalpragmatiss@reddit
Don’t let it ruin your relationship because someone sucks. She hasn’t asked/demanded anything has she (eg money) or threatened to disclose them, so no blackmail. And if there’s no threats, who gives a shit. I wouldn’t love the idea that they are out in the world,but there are laws if they are distributed. And even then… you had sex with your spouse. Not the end of the world.
throwaway-the-bee@reddit (OP)
Trying to have a better outlook on it... My father taught me to not take action while angry. So I'll give it a few days before doing anything.
I might take the advice of another redditor and let their church know.
eternalpragmatiss@reddit
I didn’t see that one, but it’s freaking brilliant.
Watchfella@reddit
That’s a crime in most places. Go to the police
schousta@reddit
when there's been ONE good time for a piss disk...
in an orange envelope, ofc.
SeattleTrashPanda@reddit
Put up a sign that says “If you don’t like it don’t look.”
And then do it more while wearing animal masks.
windchaser__@reddit
Or better yet, while wearing masks of your neighbors' faces
SpaceCowboy2010@reddit
This is the way
WolfenSatyr@reddit
Neighbor's face and their pet's face
cardboard-kansio@reddit
Put up a sign that quotes the relevant voyeurism, stalking, or harassment laws and then have sex next to it.
apoctapus@reddit
Covertly install a camera facing out of the window to get evidence of them being a voyeur on your property at least. Was the window facing the street?
dj_boy-Wonder@reddit
It’s weird that haven’t made any demands… I don’t know they have technically broken the law yet… like, have they said “give me money” or anything? If you have sex with the blinds open I’m not sure what the reasonable expectation of privacy would be…
I digress..
Can you triangulate the origin of the photos from the angle they were taken? Might point you to a particular house… if they were taken from the street then I’m not sure you can confirm who the photo taker was
If you don’t care and you just wanna fuck this ladies life up then I would look up biblical revenge stories that come with bible verses and carry those consequences out on her and leave bible verses behind. If she goes to the cops and says she knows it’s you because of the Bible verses then she’s outed herself as the blackmailer if she now’s nothing about it then the Bible verses will be meaningless to her and if they come asking questions you can be like omg we got bible verses too!
KingMonkOfNarnia@reddit
Close your blinds next time man damn but otherwise go give them hell 😭
Healthy_Business_69@reddit
Really piss them off, become a praticing nudist at home. Keep the sex stuff private, bedroom blinds drawn. There is nothing wrong with the human body itself.
Federal-Load-1769@reddit
Escalate. Host an orgy with the blinds open. Theme is nuns and priests.
daddydarkskin@reddit
Use AI, take photos from their Facebook, and generate your own photos of them. They’ll look very realistic. Blackmail them back.
Russian-Spy@reddit
Why did they send it through an anonymous parcel service?
You can't just mail someone a letter without a return address through the USPS?
DeckerXT@reddit
Sign in grass, :cease communication or there will be a sequel sunday morning.
cowardunblockme@reddit
Don't admit it's real. Put her face on your body and do same blackmail to suspect.
Representative_One72@reddit
If the picture were taken from on your property then it doesn't matter, they are breaking the law.
WhooooooCaresss@reddit
Are they blackmailing you though? What’s the thesis here? “If you don’t XYZ then I will let everyone know that a married couple has sex in their own home”? Lol ok? Who is going to care about that?
frippnjo1@reddit
Make a few AI pics of the neighbor and send them via Petty Parcel. 🤷♀️ Gotta have fun with AI before it realizes it doesn't need us.
Dregan3D@reddit
Figure out where the pics are being taken from. You probably already did this, but next time you have sex, look right at where they are taking the pictures from. Eye contact. It's a dominance thing.
But I'd also go tot he cops, too.
moomooraincloud@reddit
You didn't fuck up. You were in your own home.
Why would this put a strain on your relationship? That makes zero sense.
RobbieBlaze@reddit
Revenge porn is a crime in the US
odanhammer@reddit
Report it to the police.
And also , maybe close the blinds next time 😉
FifenC0ugar@reddit
Although from a legal standpoint they aren't doing anything wrong, right?
Blyd@reddit
Unsolicited mail - Check
Multiple communications - Check
Explicit Content - Check
Using the Federal mail system to send letters - Check
Across state lines too? - Check
Mailing obscene material – 18 U.S.C. § 1461.
harassment by mail - U.S.C. § 2261A
Mail fraud – 18 U.S.C. § 1341
Mailing threats – 18 U.S.C. § 876.
Take your pick of felony.
throwaway-the-bee@reddit (OP)
This is super helpful. Not super hopeful because it's a super gray area legally but worth a shot.
Blyd@reddit
Call 1-877-876-2455 exlpain that someone is sending you vaguely threatening mail including explicit pictures taken of you via an anonomous out of state mail service.
You'll get a visitor the next day
stevo-jobs@reddit
^ this! OP the cops probably will not care, still file a police report, but hire a lawyer to handle them, there’s 100% you can figure out who it was
Blyd@reddit
You dont report felonies to the police. Waste of time.
There is a LEO in the untied states that people 'piss' their pants at hearing just the name of.
THE USPIS.
If OP were to call the mail police this lady would experiance a very uncool few months.
FifenC0ugar@reddit
When I was young a neighborhood kid was stealing everyone's mail. I heard USPIS got involved and scared the kid good. That family moved away shortly later. Law enforcement for the USPS doesn't mess around
Blyd@reddit
Generally the first you will hear about the USPIS even being a thing is when the APC takes down the side of your house at 4am.
MangeurDeCowan@reddit
USPIS disc
Blyd@reddit
Yes! HOW did i miss that one.
gcalig@reddit
Found the law school student
coralcoast21@reddit
Maybe. There is no privacy in public and public also means what can be seen from a public place. So if OPs couch is visible from the sidewalk, oh well. If the neighbor climbed a tree and used military grade cameras to capture the image, you enter different territory.
Depending on the state, revenge porn laws might be stretched to cover this. But that's far beyond my pay grade.
FifenC0ugar@reddit
I remember hearing of a story where an old man would walk around his house nude with the blinds open. Parents complained to the police and were told to kick rocks. He's allowed to do what he wants inside his house.
keepingitrealgowrong@reddit
It really depends where you are and how much the police want to do their jobs.
gavmyboi@reddit
Look, all I'm saying is those neighbors would be traumatized looking through my blinds
ShrimpSherbet@reddit
Ehhhh it's a gray area. You could also argue OP was exposing himself to the neighborhood. Imagine some dude whipping it out from inside his home whenever someone walked in front of his house. This isn't very different. It depends on the local laws but tbh OP could get into legal trouble too here. I'm not saying whoever took the pictures is in the right, but that both parties could be breaking some laws.
throwaway-the-bee@reddit (OP)
This is my concern exactly. The sight line from the sidewalk is very clear. And the neighbor wasn't on my property.
punnybunny520@reddit
Or don’t close the blinds. The amount of people in here that are agreeing that they did something wrong as fucking alarming. Get over yourselves, it’s fucking sex. Fuck with the blinds open and fuck everyone else.
yramlvsme@reddit
Return to sender but before you do add an air tag to it. When it’s delivered back to your neighbor you will know for sure.
blind-madman@reddit
Have sex with your neighbors wife/sister/daughter in the same spot he filmed you..
Jashuman19@reddit
Put up posters all over the neighborhood stating that your partner is underage. The perps will soon realize that they're in possession of child pornography and start shitting themselves. Make sure to include a photo of yourself on the poster so they know for sure they're thinking of the right person.
This is a great idea. You can thank me later.
WHAT-IM-THINKING@reddit
PettyParcel was literally created 14 days ago, get out of here with your fake shill crap.
14 days old
Created on 2025-08-19
Expires on 2026-08-19
Updated on 2025-08-19
WHAT-IM-THINKING@reddit
PettyParcel was literally created 14 days ago, get out of here with your fake shill crap.
WHAT-IM-THINKING@reddit
PettyParcel was literally created 14 days ago, get out of here with your fake shill crap.
Aetheldrake@reddit
Return to sender
"let he without sin cast the first stone. Which means you're not allowed to be judgey because you're a sinner too"
friedricekid@reddit
Did you see the UPLT post a few weeks ago where someone said "Neighbors having sex with windows open in residential neighborhood with kids, what can I do to mess with them?"
gdognoseit@reddit
Updateme
xparapluiex@reddit
Censor the pictures as needed for your own peace of mind (and to not get in trouble with the law with), get it blown up into a big ass print, add text of something snarky (is this a clearer picture for you, creep?) and put it in the window before which you were having your fun. I’m thinking like car window blocker sized.
Word will get out quick, people will ask around, and you can tell them you didn’t take pictures but someone is trying to blackmail you with them.
CopiousAmountsofJizz@reddit
The Bible verse basically confirms they clutched the pearls while watching the whole thing, all the way through, to observe how sinful it was.
GoatGod997@reddit
Maybe find a subreddit where people can give some legal advice based on your state/country to make sure a police report wouldn’t backfire on you, but in most places I’m sure this is illegal. Don’t get any petty revenge (yet) because you wouldn’t want to jeopardize your position.
I think like 95% of people would be on your side. It happened at night, but if I was concerned my child might see, I would NOT take pictures (like that’s so gross???) I’d just slip an unsigned note under your door or something saying “sorry I know this is embarrassing but we could see you and your partner having relations because you left your blinds open, if you don’t mind checking they’re closed next time I’d appreciate it, I’d hate the wrong person to see”
People are petty but that lady is REAL petty and real perverted. Disgusting. (Her not you)
thrilldigger@reddit
This post is an ad.
mmm1441@reddit
Nobody is blackmailing you. That would be the case if they said, say, give us $1,000 or we publish these pics online. They are simply asking you to stop humping in plain view like a couple of dogs. Now, as to the legality of taking pics of you in your house through the window, that is another matter. You don’t say, but I think it might matter if they snuck up to your window to do so (peeping tom) or if they were able to see you from the parking lot of the local shopping mall. NAL, but I’d be interested in understanding the laws around that and what actually happened a little better/
JavikShepard@reddit
Unethical tip? You know who is doing it? Burn their house down
Bananabean041@reddit
If it were me I’d honestly tell them to go ahead and do whatever they wanted. No blackmail. It’s like cooperating with a terrorist.
AshtonScorpius@reddit
Yeah, I'd contact law enforcement about this one. It's a crime to take intimate photos of someone without their knowledge.
Gazebu@reddit
If they want you to "put on a show," but "make it interesting," it's time for some malicious compliance. Fuck with the windows open wearing costumes, holding sparklers, and playing music or something. They'll realize there's no point blackmailing you if you want people to look.
Odd_Appearance3214@reddit
Piss discs are made for this occasion, send them a few.
Odd_Appearance3214@reddit
Make a deepfake edit of the same video and add the Karen and send photos to their house and tell them the same thing.
Flippinflapjax4U2@reddit
I’d put indiscreet cameras up in the windows and around the house forsure
BamBamPow2@reddit
This may be Harassment but not blackmail. She's not asking for $$
nestersan@reddit
That's a crime brother
One-Fly-9133@reddit
Can’t wait for the update
Lost_Mongooses@reddit
Whatever you do can we please get an update in the future?
raylan_givens6@reddit
Maybe I don't understand, but what is the blackmailing part?
IAMN0TSTEVE@reddit
Have the police take finger prints.
Mr_Gaslight@reddit
Bring in the cops.
Conscious_Yam_4753@reddit
make an onlyfans and get out ahead of it
susanrez@reddit
Send the neighbor her own petty parcel with a flyer with her FB pic and offering BJs for free with her phone and address in bold print.
Include a note saying you have 1000 more of these and you will start putting them up unless the letters stop. Do not specify what letters.
She’ll stop.
mommycow@reddit
I just wanted to say you guys are not the problem here. Whoever sent that is fucked up. I'm so sorry you're struggling over this.
Weird_Cartographer_7@reddit
Check your municipal ordinances. In my town, this would be against the law - the having sex in plain view part. The taking pictures into your window part is legal - anything viewed from public property is protected.
Goodgoditsgrowing@reddit
This is just an ad for that petty parcel business
Bill_Nye_1955@reddit
What positions did you all do? I have a voyeur fettish so I wish someone would do that to me
CosbysLongCon24@reddit
Check the photo angles. See what house direction they are coming from. Go directly to the neighbor and just mention that you’ve had to go to the police and ask them if they’ve noticed anything suspicious in the area. Maybe name drop the company to see if there’s a reaction. If you can confirm it’s them, then the planning starts. Could sign them up for a bunch of services using their name. Find out where they work and have inappropriate things delivered there anonymously. Or just dump sugar in their gas tank and don’t get caught.
Nago31@reddit
You don’t need to be unethical. The other person is committing a felony and you can send them to jail. Why not just use legal routes?
soparamens@reddit
In Mexico we have a law that protects people's sexual life from being exposed, including taking pics of your sexual life without consent. Pretty shocked that the USA has not this kind of law.
Regarding your ULPT: ask someone to use petty parcel to send you a letter asking for money to stop spreading your sex pictures, receive it and then expose this to petty parcel, saying that they risk being sued because blackmailing is a crime.
shesavillain@reddit
Moon them, have more sex in front of that camera, do finger guns in front of the camera, etc
CarrierCate@reddit
Sending these photos via USPS, breaks the law. A visit by a Postal Inspector would be quite an “imposition” on your nosy neighbor … (Former Mail Carrier here.)
Federal law defines obscenity broadly. Under federal law (18 U.S. Code § 1461), it is illegal to use the mail to distribute any "obscene, lewd, lascivious, indecent, filthy or vile article, matter, thing, device, or substance". This definition is not limited to hardcore pornography; it can include nude photos, depending on the context and content.
Convictions can lead to prison. Violations of this law can result in fines and imprisonment for up to five years for a first offense. Repeat offenses carry even harsher penalties.
The penalties are much more severe if a minor is involved. A person who knowingly sends obscene material to an individual under 16 years old can be imprisoned for up to 10 years. Mailing "harmful" content is also illegal. Beyond obscenity, it is also a crime to use the mail to send matter that is considered "harmful to minors," which is a less strict standard than obscenity. The "harmful to minors" test applies to sexually explicit content that may not qualify as legally obscene for adults but is inappropriate for children.
The law covers both requested and unrequested mail. While it is still illegal to send obscene material to consenting adults via mail, some states have also created specific laws against sending unwanted sexually explicit images electronically. These state laws focus on protecting recipients from digital sexual harassment. However, the federal obscenity laws governing the postal system apply regardless of whether the material was requested.
kawaiian@reddit
This is an ad for this shitty site, please pay attention when you’re being sold folks. You’re the target market
Stunning_Run_7354@reddit
Have you considered a local awareness campaign to inform your neighbors that there is a “peeping Tom” sneaking around and taking intimate photos?
This could be a great opportunity for a neighborhood watch and some social pressure. Perhaps even contact your local PD’s community relations team to help coordinate a meeting and an awareness/safety campaign.
After all, this time it was pictures of adults, but who’s to say they weren’t seeking intimate pictures of kids?
There is an opportunity to shame your Karen by alerting your neighbors and giving them a voice. That also means it’s not just you v. them anymore.
toTheNewLife@reddit
Others are saying go to the police. Fair enough.
I say hire a lawyer and go right to the DA. Bypass the police. Get some alignment with the prosecutors office.
ptrix@reddit
That Karen is probably just jealous of you and your partner because you're enjoying an activity that she probably hasn't in eons. She's not going to post any photos she has of you two anywhere, because of she does, where will she do that? Any action she takes (or threatens to take) publicly only reveals more about who she is (a bitter and frankly, WEIRD peeping-tom) than it does about who you are (a loving couple in their own home who are engaging in an act to start a family (perhaps not, but work with me)). She's just getting off on the power trip, but it's not a power that she can do anything with unless you allow her to. She can't tell anyone what she has, or how she got it, so don't stress or worry. if she does, she's leaning heavily into potential sex offender territory (yes, taking unsolicited sexual photos of people in their homes IS very much "offender-like" activity, so go ahead and let her do that if she wants to take the chance of her house getting identified on public registries. If a male neighbor took photos of a minor female through her window while getting out of the shower, they'd be on a list SO fast...)
If anything, use this opportunity to sue that Karen for harassment, and put them on notice in your community. She's not hurting you (outside of your pride?), but she can be causing irreparable harm to herself, so much so that she may have to end up moving, and even if she does, her reputation for being WEIRD could follow her.
Camperthedog@reddit
Who cares, personally I wouldn’t be phased, but if your nudity embarrasses you, close the blind and open the windows make zoo noises next time.
snakepliskinLA@reddit
Put the sex pics in picture frames and arrange them artfully on the wall opposite the window. Post a sign on your mailbox that says “Petty Parcel stranger, thanks for the free photo printing services. We would have never thought of decorating this way without you.”
PrestigiousCustard36@reddit
Report them as an offender on family watchdog
Pleasant-Regular6169@reddit
You have an expectation of privacy in your home. Shooting photos through windows and threatening publication is not allowed. That's blackmail. The police and lawyers will eat this up. Sounds like you will have new neighbors soon, or an extra house for guests!
amanuensisninja@reddit
Break into the suspected neighbor’s house while they’re at work, have a Peacemaker style drug fueled orgy, don’t invite that neighbor.
BigWig1228@reddit
Piss disk...always the answer
punnybunny520@reddit
You did not fuck up at all!! if you wanna fuck with your blinds open, fuck with your blinds open! You pay your fucking rent they can fucking look a different way. You’re not outside on the swingset goddamn
My revenge, would be to keep having sex up against the window pin that bitch up against the wall and fuck her and make her scream so loud everybody can hear it. You need to make this everyone’s problem because it’s not anybody’s problem except they’re making it one. So have Karen, eat up this shit bitch.
seancurry1@reddit
It'd be one thing if you were doing that all the time, but you messed up once and I'm sure you won't do it again. This person violated your privacy and is harassing you, and coming real close to actual blackmail.
You don't need to get unethical about this at all. Go to the police and make this a legal matter. In fact, do not take matters into your own hands at all—if this ends up in court, their defense could show you retaliated.
Right now, you have a very clear-cut case of harassment. Make sure any action you take going forward is written down and/or recorded.
Unhappy-Play7204@reddit
Petty Parcel them your arsehole.
Krazyflipz@reddit
More than anything this sounds like an ad for Petty Parcel veiled as a fake story or revenge.
Petty Parcel is a known scam site that has been reported multiple times for stealing credit card information.
wiffleballsack@reddit
Do it again. Fuck Karen.
WalnutSnail@reddit
Find a way to tell the suspected neighbor that you and your wife are underage...
Cosmohumanist@reddit
As others have said, Go to a Lawyer first!!
They’ll help you navigate this whole situation more effectively and will know exactly how to proceed for maximum impact.
Sum-Duud@reddit
Where is the blackmail? That has a definition and there is nothing in your post to that effect. Neighbor is harassing you but not blackmailing you.
Mr_Style@reddit
It’s not blackmail. Blackmail is defined as a demand for money or another benefit from you in return for not revealing compromising or damaging information about you.
You’re not sleeping with the president’s wife or something you wouldn’t want people to know about.
You said your partner, not your wife, so I am assuming you are not married and the Bible scripture is probably about fornication (which is sex between people not married to each other).
So basically it’s harassment not blackmail
Billthebanger@reddit
I’d do something to get that Karen mad and if you get anymore letters you know it’s her . Then you can take appropriate retaliation from there .
throwaway-the-bee@reddit (OP)
Good tip to snuff out the rat.
chimchombimbom@reddit
USPIS (U. S. Postal Inspection Service) - the USPS police force. They don’t fuck around and out of all law enforcement I’ve met, they really seem to be “good guys”.
1-877-876-2455
throwaway-the-bee@reddit (OP)
Thanks!
TheOutrageousTaric@reddit
Just dont let it get to you, you did nothing wrong and somebody peeped on you pretty much. Like they have nothing against you even if they make the pics public.
throwaway-the-bee@reddit (OP)
That's why I hate America so much. We're conditioned to be ashamed of sex.
robilco@reddit
Get a custom silicone mask made of neighbour.
Have sex again a few times with blinds open and the mask on.
throwaway-the-bee@reddit (OP)
Ooooo this is good
vegasbywayofLA@reddit
I would find out what church that neighbor attends and go speak with their pastor/priest, etc. Tell them their congregant has been spying on you and taking naked photos from your window inside your home and trying to blackmail you and using God's name to justify it.
Who knows, maybe they go to a church that supports that, but most likely, they don't. They will be hugely embarrassed when they get called out on it.
throwaway-the-bee@reddit (OP)
Love this. I'll add it to my list.
Auto_Phil@reddit
Depending on your jurisdiction, contact the authorities, they probably broke laws against voyeurism. Can you tell from the angle of photograph?
From the unethical side, you could always set up a film shoot in your studio apartment, and while you’re filming horrific acts of violence, they will contact the authorities for you! Once they see that you are simply filming a sex cult scene with a fake goat head. There is the unethical part.
throwaway-the-bee@reddit (OP)
It was off property. The sight line through the window can be very clear especially during the day.
84587574@reddit
Also identify the angle and time of day from where they likely took the photo and invest in some discreet cameras - maybe even a hidden trail cam or two - to capture them in the act of peeping so to speak.
eatingganesha@reddit
you need to go to the police right now
tgr31@reddit
I think we should talk about taking pictures of people in their homes
canadachris44@reddit
Set up a fake sex scene so you can "catch" whoever it is in the act and verify who it is.
Then, wait a bit.. don't tell them you know. Then catch them somewhere that has no cameras or witnesses and give them a strong talking too 😉
Crispynipps@reddit
Contact petty parcel and let them know you were on a trip and those pictures are of your minor daughter and her bf or something. Idk if you look young let them know it’s of children basically. That’ll freak them the fuck out.
Tall_Category_304@reddit
Is there any clue in the pictures like what angle they were taken from that could tip you off as to who took them?
Heavenly_Spike_Man@reddit
This AI generated engagement bait slop
Competitive-Bus1816@reddit
So what? Close the blinds and get back to doing it. No one gives a shit if two adults are having sex in their house. Take the pic she sent you, blow it up, censor any naughty bits, and put it on the front lawn with a sign that says "I fucked my spouse to climax, what did you do today?"
NyanWulf@reddit
How about fighting fire with fire? Go around the neighborhood and look very concerned and tell people “hey there is a pervert going around the neighborhood peeping into houses trying to take intimate pictures of both adults and children - look they are harassing us with X Y Z things.”
Also yes go to the police.
Personally it is not that concerning that you were minding your own business inside your own home. The person who invaded your privacy and took pictures is in the wrong here not you. Closing the blinds? Fuck off, it is your own fucking home. Idk if the houses are very close together where you live or what but nonetheless not your fault at all.
Ugly-And-Fat@reddit
Love this idea
Ugly-And-Fat@reddit
Put a sign up in the same window that reads "You're just jealous. Jealousy is ugly. God don't like ugly." Or something like that. Or maybe a sign that says "You could have just asked if you wanted to join."
MrNikki86@reddit
Have sex on her couch and send her the photos.
Responsible-Cow5828@reddit
Go to the police. Put up big posters telling your neighbors of a peeping tom that lives on your street.
amor91@reddit
I blame home office. Having a work affair with your own husband. GenZ are truly disgusting.
jbmc00@reddit
I would go house to house and warn your neighbors that there is a pervert taking pictures through windows. Make sure you go to the suspects house and warn her too. Play up that you’ve got a case opened with the police. Then go home, call the non emergency number for your police department and ask them to take a report. Watch your neighbor melt when the police show up after speaking with them.
tsukaimeLoL@reddit
Bad ad
dreadpiratedusty@reddit
Gonna need an update about this OP.
Sorry this happened to you.
Go to the police and if it was sent via mail, open up a case with your Postmaster. They take this shit super seriously.
toon_84@reddit
I'd you post a couple of the photos and a street view of where you live then we could all get together and find where the pictures were taken from.
slapstick99@reddit
I have only one thing to say.
Pics or it didn't happen. 😜😁😀👀😳
Oddveig37@reddit
Record moaning.
Crack the window but close the blinds in a way that makes it so someone would have to really get close to see what's happening.
Play the moaning sound loud enough it can BARELY be heard in your yard. Wait with a camera ready to record her peeping in your house.
Get a get together ready and set up at your place and invite your neighbors. Make it a big thing, let them know a week in advance that you are inviting them for dinner.
Towards the end of dinner, bring out the pretty parcel package and slam it on the table in front of your seat and announce "the reason I have gathered you all here today is because we have a peeping tom in the neighborhood, who feels comfortable enough to look through windows, take pictures, and then use those pictures as blackmail. That this person could be collecting pictures on the children in the neighborhood, and how dare they impede on you and your wife's attempt at creating a family and having a baby (ham it up. Like how you and her have fertility problems but you and her still try, and you will not have some disgusting pervert running rampant in the community. That you have contacted the police and filed a police report and that the company who was used to send the blackmail (wave the parcel for effect) has been subpoenaed and the identity of the culprit will be known in the next coming days. That hiding behind religion to take perverted photos from windows will not be tolerated and that the pervert will be caught, and who knows who else has been targeted already.
You can branch off here and do separate tactics, as in simply ending there and looking for the person that is swearing bullets, or you can demand that person apologize here and now, and you will drop the matter (DON'T. YOU ARE ONLY TO USE THIS TO TRY AND GET A CONFESSION. Please record it and take it to the police as they have admitted to it. Don't record you asking for the apology or you'd drop it. ) also I wouldn't say the apology but if the person you suspect didn't show up.
If you don't go the apology to get an admittance route, you could end it at that point and apologize for making the dinner weird towards the end but you couldn't really think of a better way to let your neighbors know about this massive problem that has made itself known to you, rather overnight almost. That you can only imagine what kind of photos this person might have taken of children in houses, and what they might be using it for if they feel so comfortable to use images as blackmail. That they can blackmail parents with naked photos of their own children taken from outside the window, and accuse parents of pedophilia with these photos. (The person that is blackmailing you is low-key calling you and your wife pedophiles with the wording the letter contains, just to point that out to you both, so don't feel bad for accusing her of the same. Most abusers project a lot on their victims so-...)
You might also have someone asking to see the letter and photos, I think that's on your call if you show them or not. Maybe use some weak tape to censor you and your wife so that it doesn't tear the evidence or ruin it.
You are still filing a police report.
This falls under revenge porn btw, demand to speak with an investigator or whoever if you feel blown off. Do not leave the police station until they file the charges you have placed and the report.
Make them do their dang job.
After dinner give your number to them and ask them to please let you know if you see anything suspicious so that you can give more evidence to the police in case others are being targeted and to stay vigilant if you have your windows and blinds open.
LemonPartyW0rldTour@reddit
Honestly, an ULPT level of vengeance wouldn’t be near as satisfying IMO.
They’re threatening to release revenge porn. Have the cops get involved. It’ll be more satisfying to see the law smack them around.
_single_lady_@reddit
She sounds like she needs to talk to Jehovahs Witnesses, the baptists, and the church of scientology.
Slobbadobbavich@reddit
What is the layout of your street? It should be pretty obvious who the contenders are for neighbour of the week. Make a shortlist of what houses can see into your living room and go from there.
footballpoetry@reddit
Have sex on her lawn?
vigilanteassassin@reddit
Isn’t this revenge porn?
Mister_Silk@reddit
I would post flyers all over the neighborhood that a peeping Tom is photographing through the windows of homes in the neighborhood and sharing the pictures through the US mail. Recommend they keep the blinds closed in their children's rooms and bathrooms and that everybody should remain clothed while in their homes until the peeping Tom is caught.
Pinging@reddit
Petty parcel the neighbor back with ai porn with her face.
throwaway-the-bee@reddit (OP)
This is literally what my partner said jokingly 😅
PM_ME_UR_VULVASAUR_@reddit
Do a deep fake of them doing something embarrassing and post it through their letter box.
supermonkey776@reddit
put gimp masks on the both of you and get really nasty with it
StephenNotSteve@reddit
This is guerilla marketing.
Burcea_Capitanul@reddit
I would send them back some sick pics in front of their burning house just to have a laugh.
1_pt_4_Dave@reddit
Or maybe it’s best to talk to a detective at the police as someone else suggested
1_pt_4_Dave@reddit
Have sex with her husband, record it on video and stills, and send that footage back to her, once a week for the rest of her life.
Deep_Moose_6604@reddit
Use the same service and begin sending pictures of goatse’s
mike2ff@reddit
Poster board printed with a Goatsie image, set up for the angle the photos are shot from.
picklemechburger@reddit
Get a mask that looks like your neighbor. Dress up as them. Then get in a few sessions.
eternalpragmatiss@reddit
Send her a bible verse that justifies having sex with your spouse or having children
mikemojc@reddit
Well, now it's time for costumes.
iamthelastmartian@reddit
Ice doesn’t have to identify themselves
mister_nimbus@reddit
This is a crime. No need to be unethical. Talk to a lawyer and report it to the police.
Possibly_Naked_Now@reddit
By definition, this isn't blackmail. They aren't asking for anything. If the photos were taken from a public location there really isn't much you can do. Close your blinds.
Unplannedroute@reddit
If you can't be seen from public sidewalk, the best revenge is more of a show, collect more evidence for the police.