Brandt has my respect for being the only character other than the Dude's friends to address him by his preferred nomenclature
Posted by FreePhilosopher256@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 132 comments

Jazzlike_Cap5259@reddit
TinyTimWannabe@reddit
Landlords can be friends?
AKA-Pseudonym@reddit
I think he's the apartment manager, not the owner
Aggravating_Bat3618@reddit
Yeah, I got along with my landlord so well, she paid me cash to paint a few old apartments.
FreePhilosopher256@reddit (OP)
Far out.
SmoovyJ@reddit
You told Brandt, he told me. Yes, yes?
weaponized_teletubby@reddit
Well dude, we just don’t know.
Ak47110@reddit
Brant can't watch unless he pays a hundred bucks.
Left-Cry2817@reddit
I teach college writing, and we were reading something by a scholar whose last name is Brandt. I had spelled it Brand. I dramatically chastised myself in front of the class and said this exact quote out loud as a pneumonic device—and suggested that they think of this movie to help them remember. Not one of 40-something students had seen it. Sad!
Illuminotme_Reloaded@reddit
That is sad because this movie fits right in there.
GlamdringTheFoeDrill@reddit
Pneumonic device? You mean like the one Arthur Digby Sellers uses?
Left-Cry2817@reddit
Ha ha. Good catch. I meant mnemonic, but it autocorrected to pneumonic. GOOD DAY TO YOU, SIR!
pumpkinbot@reddit
Bunch of fuckin' amateurs.
Cheap-Reach9758@reddit
Jackie Treehorn and the Cowboy call him the dude as well...
avoozl42@reddit
He's in the parlance of his time
NotYerBoyBlue@reddit
Mark it 8 dude (I mean, sure Smokey was probably cordial and familiar with everybody in the league, but would we consider him and The Dude to be friends?)
Pandy_45@reddit
I did not know that.
TorgoLebowski@reddit
PSH was so damn good in this! Just reading this, I can remember the subtle cadences that he used in this scene:
The Dude: These are, uh...
Brandt: Oh, those are Mr Lebowski's children, so to speak.
The Dude: Different mothers, huh?
Brandt: No.
The Dude: Racially he's pretty cool?
Brandt: [laughs] They're not literally his children. They're the Little Lebowski Urban Achievers - inner city children of promise but without the necessary means for a - necessary means for a higher education. So Mr Lebowski is committed to sending all of them to college.
Aggravating_Bat3618@reddit
Think hes got room for one more?
Pandy_45@reddit
Oh [laughs] you never went to college...
ClownShoNoMo@reddit
Were you listening to the Dude’s story? Gary the Bartender, Jackie Treehorn, the Stranger all address him as Dude.
Just because we’re bereaved doesn’t make us saps.
80sLegoDystopia@reddit
This is our concern, Dude.
Pandy_45@reddit
Well, Dude, we just don't know.
PabstBlueBourbon@reddit
Were they not all his friends?
blacksourcream@reddit
He’s like a child who wanders into the middle of a movie and wants to know…
313MountainMan@reddit
They posted the next round of the Tournament.
thefeckcampaign@reddit
Who do we play?
TinyTitFetish@reddit
Don’t forget Marty
Same_Raise6473@reddit
I’d count Marty as a friend.
lazerayfraser@reddit
When you’re ten days late on rent and the man tells you about his dance quintets (you know, his cycle?)… you go.. you go. It’s kind of an obligation versus a friendship thing man
Same_Raise6473@reddit
This is a valued argument, man….i think it’s Marty’s apparent heartfelt desire for the Duder to come and give him notes that caused my thinking to become so uptight. Your point holds up….nothing is fucked. I dig your style, dude.
Western-Ad-9338@reddit
And Smokey
erdg43@reddit
I'm sorry I wasn't listening.
Huge_Marketing4897@reddit
Have it cher way, ClownShoNoMo.
FreePhilosopher256@reddit (OP)
That's interesting man
donuttrackme@reddit
New shit has come to light.
Key_Country3756@reddit
Have it yer way, Dude.
youropinionisrubbish@reddit
That, had not occured to OP, Dude.
homezlice@reddit
Well that’s because he is manipulating him as part of the confidence scheme. Brandt put the whole thing together with the Nihilists and Bunny.
MornGreycastle@reddit
Nah. I'd argue Brandt knew Bunny had fucked off to Vegas as it's his job to keep close tabs on her and her spending. When the "ransom" came in, Brandt most likely helped The Big Lebowski set up the scam to steal a million from Maude. I think the closest Brandt came to "working" with the Nihilists was to suggest or "misunderstand" their ransom as a million dollars.
Marlbey@reddit
Palm Springs to visit some friends. (She's listening to Viva Las Vegas when she drives back.)
anditcounts@reddit
Are we gonna split hairs here?
FinnternetExplorer@reddit
Oh please, dear? For your information, the Supreme Court has roundly rejected prior restraint.
Marlbey@reddit
Well I guess the NIHILISTS knew where she was!
homezlice@reddit
You think Uli was the mastermind? Perhaps. Or maybe Brandt “suggested” the fake kidnapping to them once he had identified the patsy.
hickory-smoked@reddit
Well Dude, we just don't know.
MornGreycastle@reddit
I think Uli was just smart enough to know Bunny owed Trehorn and had run off without really telling anyone. She probably mentioned she wanted to "just take off" while they were floating in the pool. He then hit on the whole "blackmail Lebowski" plan (including getting the toe). I suspect Brandt encouraged them to "think big" when they called saying they had kidnaped Bunny and demanded a ransom.
homezlice@reddit
we're in agreement that Brandt was working with Uli - I can't imagine TBL actually collaborating with him.
BraveryDave@reddit
Plausible deniability
TBL would never lower himself to collaborating with bums.
Elderchicken948@reddit
This is our concern dude.
Illuminotme_Reloaded@reddit
Jackie Treehorn, bro.
dohboy420@reddit
What about Jackie Treehorn, man?
lifeaquatic7@reddit
Okay, sir. You’re a Dude. I’m a Dude. That’s terrific.
BigBobsBeepers420@reddit
SnafuInTheVoid@reddit
The collab movie nobody asked for but the world desperately needs.
I can see the script now...
GoodBurger opens a new franchise across the street from The Dude's apartment. After his stellar performance, Marty gains enough confidence to press The Dude for his rent, which pushes The Dude to obtain gainful employment at GoodBurger. Hilarity ensues...
CurrentHair6381@reddit
On Radford?
betabry@reddit
The Goodburger is on Camrose
MechanicalTurkish@reddit
NEAR the Goodburger
CurrentHair6381@reddit
Those are good burgers, walter
Super_Interview_2189@reddit
Are we bringing back Dan Schneider for this next installment? I’m sure he’s available honestly
UncutYEMs@reddit
Those are GoodBurger™, Walter
motorcycleboy9000@reddit
Shut the fuck up, Kenan.
BestRiver8735@reddit
I'm a Dude. Playing a Dude. Disguised as another Dude!
Ready-Guava6502@reddit
Excuse me darling I want you to remember this face here. This is the Dude behind the Dude behind the Dude. And he’s so money because he’s got these huge fucking claws.
FreePhilosopher256@reddit (OP)
What's with this guy? Who is he?
High_Af_Osrs@reddit
lifeaquatic7. The comment artist.
MechanicalTurkish@reddit
That’s your name, Dude!
mtnevs@reddit
He’s the Dude…so that’s what you call him
beerbeerbeerbeerbee@reddit
Oh SHIT I never thought of this! Good caaaallll maannn
Prudent_Mastodon8626@reddit
In Brandt's mind, there is only one Lebowski, and that is Mr.Lebowski.
skunkeebeaumont@reddit
I really wish PSH could have improved what he thought Brandt was like out of the office. This is what I read into his performance: He knows his job is to inflate the importance of the big Lebowski he’s got a script for the wall of plaques, which they make people take in while waiting for the appointment (in reality Lebowski is about as free to meet as the Dude) but he hasn’t used that script in a while- notice he stutters over some words. In order to take this dumb job he’s gotta have a deficiency of some kind, he’s secretly not educated or in a lot of debt maybe. He also let the Dude walk out with the rug, so he might be kind of dumb underneath. But he knows his job that the one sticking point that The Dude had was that you call him The Dude, so he does to make the rest of the con work.
BraveryDave@reddit
Mr. Lebowski, this is Brandt at... well, at Mr. Lebowski's office.
Aggravating_Speed665@reddit
Mr. Lebowski, Brandt again. Please do call us when you get in and I'll send the limo
BraveryDave@reddit
I hope you're not avoiding us because of the rug, which I assure you is not a problem.
Prudent_Mastodon8626@reddit
Yeah f*uck it man, I can't be worried about that shit. Life goes on man.
PantsDontHaveAnswers@reddit
What about the Little Lebowskis
PopeInnocentXIV@reddit
Proud we are of all of them.
313MountainMan@reddit
They’re hanging out with Scott’s Tot’s
ded_rabtz@reddit
I wrote a whole phone scene where they ask Brant to be the third after Donnie dies, which of course he does and they win the ‘ship.
Knoberchanezer@reddit
The only characters in the movie who refer to the Dude by his preferred nomenclature are characters who are sure of their standing and place within the world. They are sure of themselves, and don't try to be anything or anyone more than they are. Like the Dude, they have achieved their zen dudeliness, whatever that looks like for them. Brandt is happy and content with his lot. The Big Lebowski, however, is not, hence the slut.
kgas36@reddit
Well, Dude, we just don't know.
Electronic_Heat_1581@reddit
I like to think Brandt is actually an evil mastermind bond villian who orchestrated the entire thing until tom cruise.... wait what?
Professional_Bet8368@reddit
It’s because Brandt is a sycophant.
husky_whisperer@reddit
But Brandt can't watch, though, or he has to pay a hundred.
my_team_is_better@reddit
Been saying this for years, glad to see someone else thinks this way.
benevenstancian0@reddit
He’s a good man. And thorough.
saskwatzch@reddit
what makes a man, mr lebowski?
FreePhilosopher256@reddit (OP)
Dude.
BraveryDave@reddit
Uh, I don't know, sir.
masterchief69420xxx@reddit
Well, that and a pair of testicles.
zer0sev7n@reddit
He cared about the Dude's jaw too. Noticed and asked him what happened.
Western-Ad-9338@reddit
"This is our concern, Dude."
samhapache@reddit
Was he one of the Seattle Seven perhaps?
JFKburneracct@reddit
Racially he’s pretty cool?
Mac_Sunny3791@reddit
Well Dude, we just don’t know.
DigitalBoy05@reddit
He's down with the brevity
Spicy_Surfer@reddit
Brandt is one of my favs, exactly for that reason. Whoever he is, he sort of belongs in the Dude’s orbit. He sees him and connects with him even tho they’re so different
YoureALebowski@reddit
What in God’s holy name are you blathering about?
Hellofriendinternet@reddit
^He ^thinks ^the ^carpet ^pissers ^did ^this?
💨
nuke-the-wales@reddit
His landlord calls him dude several times
FreePhilosopher256@reddit (OP)
Friends don't just include Walter and Donny. Gary and the landlord are there too.
nuke-the-wales@reddit
Phone call for you dude
I dig your style dude
Illustrious-Tap8069@reddit
Brandt can't watch though
Douche_in_disguise@reddit
Pretty sure Brandt is used to and paid handsomely to be a liaison between the Big Lebowski and the underachievers of the world. 🤷
Undark_@reddit
That had not occurred to us
Indycar89@reddit
C'on man, this isn't a First Amendment Issue . .
PoolNoob69@reddit
You think the carpet pissers did this?
withanamelikejesk@reddit
Funniest delivery in the movie. Makes me laugh every single time.
No_Case_2670@reddit
Jackie Treehorn calls him Dude.
Karn_Evil_Noin@reddit
He has the necessary means for necessary means for using proper nomenclature.
RunningPirate@reddit
Brandt was the consummate professional.
RussianBlue420@reddit
Pensky_Material_808@reddit
He thinks the carpet pissers did this?
choopie-chup-chup@reddit
Jackie Treehorn treats objects like women, man, but he also referred to The Dude in the proper nomenclature
80sLegoDystopia@reddit
This is our concern, Dude.
Crumby2222@reddit
Far out
PsychologicalSelf991@reddit
He is definitely into the whole brevity thing
wananah@reddit
He's the man for his time and place
mzrdisi@reddit
Fits right in 'ere.
hefebellyaro@reddit
Your forgetting Jackie Treehorn.
FreePhilosopher256@reddit (OP)
He was pretending to be Dude's friend. This might be not be such a simple, uh, you know?
wyspur@reddit
Pretend friend with a cleft asshole?
Constant-Quit7608@reddit
Also dude, cleft asshole is not the preferred nomenclature. Knox Harrington, please.
AffectionateCap435@reddit
This is our concern, dude.
idubbkny@reddit
her life is in your hands
FreePhilosopher256@reddit (OP)
Don't say that, man.
staresinshamona@reddit
he actually calls him mr lebowski until he hears him correct the big lebowski in the west wing
1morepage@reddit
Brandt knew what was going on the whole time.
copperdomebodhi@reddit
Watch as Brandt explains the hand-off instructions to the Dude. You'll see he's hiding a little smile towards the end. PSH was an amazing actor.
cobarbob@reddit
Brandt is a sycophant at heart. Not in ‘Nam of course
Professional_Sea1479@reddit
TheTige@reddit
Racially he’s pretty cool too