French toast coffee cake donut bites...
Posted by CosmicLightning@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 36 comments
Posted by CosmicLightning@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 36 comments
AmazingGrace_00@reddit
I’m all in.
vanderhaust@reddit
Quit giving Tim Hortons suggestions.
CosmicLightning@reddit (OP)
Aww. But I want to (help them fatten us up for more of kicks wonderful horrifying videos...](https://youtu.be/SVHHQKmzYOc?si=QoeIeiTe6AcZ2hql)
hatecriminal@reddit
Need more cinnamon
CosmicLightning@reddit (OP)
You can if you like, I use more nutmeg and ginger, I dislike cinnamon
thefivetenets@reddit
do you have a recipe or something, this sounds fucking fantastic
hand13@reddit
thats not how it works 😆
CosmicLightning@reddit (OP)
That's the recipe lol. That's exactly how I made them. They taste fine to me. Go do better if you think you know how my recipe works.
CosmicLightning@reddit (OP)
Basically your favorite French toast mix, your favorite struesel mix and a can of biscuits squashed/flattened and then cut into two pieces. Dipped and rolled and dipped and rolled. Except my struesel has an added mini wheat crumbs to give it a nice crunch
Shallownfried in canola oil at 3 to 5 minutes on each side and careful not to burn. Heat oil on medium heat for 8 minutes. Start with one to test and go from there.
cosmic-squids@reddit
Can you pretty please give us a rough recipe? Let us try it out. Tbh looks delicious
CosmicLightning@reddit (OP)
Basically your favorite French toast mix, your favorite struesel mix and a can of biscuits squashed/flattened and then cut into two pieces. Dipped and rolled and dipped and rolled. Except my struesel has an added mini wheat crumbs to give it a nice crunch
Professional-Cap9599@reddit
What ? Looks really good!
Bella-Luna@reddit
This with some maple syrup to dip in, would go HARD!
Spiritual_Cell_9719@reddit
For some reason I’m struggling to wrap my mind around the idea of something that tastes like all 3 of those things. Even aware of the similarities among them…
Successful-Deer-1881@reddit
Holy moly’s donut shoppe 🎶
livsjollyranchers@reddit
Hell yeah dude. Open a shop.
Monimonika18@reddit
Let's call it "Chicken Or Donuts" with the tagline: "Each piece is a 50/50 surprise!"
may825@reddit
Even the open one looks chicken-like
livsjollyranchers@reddit
I'm more than on board with either result.
CosmicLightning@reddit (OP)
Some day I do want to open a food truck and offensive weird al yankovich style foods. Plus desserts like this.
This dessert would cost you $4 for 8. Crispy coffee ones be the same price.
BunnyCat2025@reddit
They're messy indeed, but they look delicious.
nucl3ar0ne@reddit
I would probably eat way too many of those.
CosmicLightning@reddit (OP)
I'm trying not to eat all of them, it is very hard. Like swimming up river in the Missouri River hard
SardonicApproval@reddit
there's nothing shitty about this food porn! looks yum!!
CosmicLightning@reddit (OP)
I felt you all needed a break from parasite blended spaghetti...and anywhere else I post this would get down voted mo matter how hard I try...
Alissan_Web@reddit
sounds...
DELICIOUSSSSS!!!!!
MagicPigeonToes@reddit
Every word adds 100 more calories
Sheepherder-Optimal@reddit
Yummmmmmy!!!!! Hand them over
itsjustMilly@reddit
They actually look nice
doublepulse@reddit
These remind me of the Popplers from Futurama
Rich-Reason1146@reddit
I would eat those at an artisan bakery thinking they're rustic and fancy but I'm very suggestible
SM0ILY@reddit
Looks good
wWestBrick@reddit
Looks like chicken, but i could swear they taste delicious!
CosmicLightning@reddit (OP)
They do though a bit calorie dense. All 16 = 3,818. But definitely worth it. Wish I wasn't lazy and did all 16 in struesel part, it tastes the best
wWestBrick@reddit
Whoa dude are we talking kcal or kjoule??
CosmicLightning@reddit (OP)
Kcal. Yeah, lots of calories...