GMO storks that lay human eggs

Posted by Memignorance@reddit | CrazyIdeas | View on Reddit | 25 comments

They would be designed to instinctually eat human DNA from garbage, hair, gum, etc, which gets them pregnant somehow. Then they lay eggs which hatch into human babies, then they would have the instinct to drop the babies off at random houses.

Occasionally they would also asexually reproduce and create gmo stork clones, but most of the eggs would hatch into humans. The storks would live hundreds of years and have several babies a year.