Not our most modestly priced coffee liqueur
Posted by Key-Contest-2879@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 31 comments

The Dude is shown to be a frugal man, but he goes with the name brand Khalua, rather than a more modestly priced coffee liqueur.
Just because we’re thirsty doesn’t make us saps!
toomanycookstew@reddit
The original Kahlua. Not the compromised off-brand.
DesperateMechanic305@reddit
What did you think? "Oh, here's a loser, you know, a deadbeat…somebody the square community won't give a shit about…he can’t afford the original Kahlua…”
cageycrow@reddit
Well,aren’t you?
Muzz-EmilMuzz@reddit
No kidding. It is $26 bucks a bottle here. This aggression will not stand, man.
Hopeful-Balance8687@reddit
Those rich fucks…
killer-j86@reddit
Gold Brickers
Hopeful-Balance8687@reddit
So you have no frame of reference!
killer-j86@reddit
That's hardly a caucasian Jackie
CaptainPunisher@reddit
Kahlua draws a lot of water in this town. Off-brand coffee liqueur doesn't draw shit! Stay out of my drink community, deadbeat!
The_Reefer_Review@reddit
There weren't a lot of coffee liquor alternatives to Kahlua in '91
stonec0ld@reddit
What are you now, a liquer ranger?
MarkDoner@reddit
The fact that there are more coffee liqueurs on the market now, might have something to do with the success of the Kahlua marketing campaign of 1998, including it being a paid placement in TBL. Whatever they paid the Coens can't have been nearly enough, as they're still getting secondary promotion out of it, including on this subreddit...
Hopeful-Balance8687@reddit
Walter, what’s the point, man?
MarkDoner@reddit
Shut the fuck up Donny!
somereallyfungi@reddit
Yup. It was basically that or Tia Maria, which is significantly different. And imo doesn’t work well in a White Russian because it lacks sweetness
Key-Contest-2879@reddit (OP)
I bet you met a helluva Caucasian!
Bontkers@reddit
That’s fucking interesting man… that’s fucking interesting!
Crumby2222@reddit
Look, Maude, I’m sorry your stepmom’s a nympho
staresinshamona@reddit
Listen Maude, um I’m sorry if your stepmother is a nympho but uh, ya know I don’t see what this has to do with uh
Hopeful-Balance8687@reddit
Take a look at this, sir!
desert_manta_ray@reddit
Why are there just two ice cubes sitting on the table- waiting to melt?
Ryllandara5@reddit
Were you listening to the Dude’s story?
desert_manta_ray@reddit
I was bowling.
Hopeful-Balance8687@reddit
So you have no frame of reference!
BlankSlate400@reddit
Kahlua-yeah, that’s a good one.
Slow-Push-8005@reddit
That's fucking interesting
Haunting_Ant_5061@reddit
What are you a fuckin’ liqueur salesman now?
YoureALebowski@reddit
You make a hell of a Caucasian Jackie.
R_Similacrumb@reddit
I just use that bottle as a toilet and move on.
CommonSensei-_@reddit
Got any Copo de Oro?
Is there a Ralph’s around here?
TheTraveller66@reddit
Kahlua makes the bulk of the caucasians, not exactly a lightweight