The blunderbuss didn’t come into existence until sometime in the mid to late 1600s. The pistol variant of the blunderbuss, often called a dragon, didn’t come about until even later, sometime in the 1700s. Also, there would have been a very limited number of English speaking pirates in 1521. The “Golden Age” of piracy in the Caribbean wouldn’t occur until the late 1600s till early 1700s, as a direct result of the end of England and Spain fighting which left a large number of English privateers unemployed which led to them becoming pirates.
There could have been a Moroccan guy who served as a mercenary in the war of the roses, learned English with a strong West Country accent, went home, became a pirate and stumbled upon an experimental blunderbuss made by Leonardo da Vinci. It's unlikely, but not impossible.
Side note: sailors were INCREDIBLY gay, so gay confirmed
No, actually, that is not me. I am not an emoji- nor do I resemble one- I am a human. Also, who are you to tell me what I look like when, in fact, you have never seen me nor likely never will? All that aside, it's clear that you are trying to insult me by calling me a "nerd" (as depicted by the emoji you have sent). I rather take your "insult" as a compliment, as calling me a "nerd", a word often used to mock smarter people, implies that I am more intelligent and have a larger vocabulary than you. Next time you disagree, I recommend you try to come up with an actual argument, or at least prepare yourself one for when necessary. Additionally, before you proceed with sending me a clown emoji (admitting defeat), just understand that you would be further praising me, as a clown is someone who is entertaining and usually considered humorous by the spectators. Furthermore, you would also be implying that I, employed by a business to perform as a clown, have a profession. So, not only are you implying that I am smart, you are also implying that I am funny and have a job, which, judging by; your lack of proper arguments your usage of childish and overused internet humor the amount of spare time you have to brainwash yourself 12 hours per day with social media culture; you are neither intelligent, comedic, or employed. Enjoy allowing yourself to continue on through life as such, as I believe with full confidence that you lack the decency to better your ruined self for the real world. Carry on and have a pleasant day.
Real-Ad-1728@reddit
The blunderbuss didn’t come into existence until sometime in the mid to late 1600s. The pistol variant of the blunderbuss, often called a dragon, didn’t come about until even later, sometime in the 1700s. Also, there would have been a very limited number of English speaking pirates in 1521. The “Golden Age” of piracy in the Caribbean wouldn’t occur until the late 1600s till early 1700s, as a direct result of the end of England and Spain fighting which left a large number of English privateers unemployed which led to them becoming pirates.
TL;DR: Fake confirmed; Gay pending
XHFFUGFOLIVFT@reddit
There could have been a Moroccan guy who served as a mercenary in the war of the roses, learned English with a strong West Country accent, went home, became a pirate and stumbled upon an experimental blunderbuss made by Leonardo da Vinci. It's unlikely, but not impossible.
Side note: sailors were INCREDIBLY gay, so gay confirmed
PM_ME_FUTANARI420@reddit
🤓
shewa_boi@reddit
Bruh I absolutely need a pirate circlejerk sub
wompod@reddit
To my understanding circlejerks are a big part of pirate culture
Outrageous_Fox_3744@reddit
Yarr
bigbadbillyd@reddit
https://i.redd.it/gxyysjyl7lmf1.gif
Arrr another fool crew be fallin' fer the ol' four barrel blunderbussy trick!
ExperienceLow6810@reddit
LETS HAVE OUR FILL OF BREAD AND WINE AND TALK OF OTHER TIMES WE HAD OUR FILL OF BREAD AND WINE
CantHaveNiceThongs@reddit
Azzcrakbandit@reddit
Most sane episode of house.
boot-123@reddit
Not to be that guy but 1521 is way to early to set a pirate joke.
Syreet_Primacon@reddit
☝️🤓
boot-123@reddit
No, actually, that is not me. I am not an emoji- nor do I resemble one- I am a human. Also, who are you to tell me what I look like when, in fact, you have never seen me nor likely never will? All that aside, it's clear that you are trying to insult me by calling me a "nerd" (as depicted by the emoji you have sent). I rather take your "insult" as a compliment, as calling me a "nerd", a word often used to mock smarter people, implies that I am more intelligent and have a larger vocabulary than you. Next time you disagree, I recommend you try to come up with an actual argument, or at least prepare yourself one for when necessary. Additionally, before you proceed with sending me a clown emoji (admitting defeat), just understand that you would be further praising me, as a clown is someone who is entertaining and usually considered humorous by the spectators. Furthermore, you would also be implying that I, employed by a business to perform as a clown, have a profession. So, not only are you implying that I am smart, you are also implying that I am funny and have a job, which, judging by; your lack of proper arguments your usage of childish and overused internet humor the amount of spare time you have to brainwash yourself 12 hours per day with social media culture; you are neither intelligent, comedic, or employed. Enjoy allowing yourself to continue on through life as such, as I believe with full confidence that you lack the decency to better your ruined self for the real world. Carry on and have a pleasant day.
kingepic84@reddit
Peak copypasta
Syreet_Primacon@reddit
LemonFlavoredMelon@reddit
Seen this, makes me laugh my ass off as an autist of pirate culture.
Chicken-Rude@reddit
so i started bussin
Malvastor@reddit
Just as the founding fathers intended
SsaucySam@reddit
Arrrg!
PiratePosting
DeadLight3141@reddit
4 of the crew were a what?
Virtic@reddit
I miss this chan. Nuchan is fetish posters, glowies, left-right brain schizos, and bots.
Matt_2504@reddit
Sgt. Harper’s ancestor