Depression meal :))
Posted by MAV3R1CK06@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 56 comments
It’s sourdough with top ramen chicken power
Posted by MAV3R1CK06@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 56 comments
It’s sourdough with top ramen chicken power
MotherPotential@reddit
Bro just get some beans, it’s never this bad
Zeldabacon64@reddit
liar. thats insulation.
MAV3R1CK06@reddit (OP)
Chomp chomp chomp
phil_tha_thrill@reddit
Shit I'd be depressed too
Etrangere09@reddit
Suffering from depression myself, I feel you so much. I'm wishing you to hit remission asap, and enjoy all your meals, shitty or not.
Ok_Judgment3871@reddit
Does anyone else see pink in the bread
MAV3R1CK06@reddit (OP)
That’s a part of the crust, my friend
Ok_Judgment3871@reddit
Aye, my eyes been playing tricks on me lately 😪🤦♂️
Ornery-Practice9772@reddit
Is that all you have?
MAV3R1CK06@reddit (OP)
At the moment yeah, gotta make a store run
Ornery-Practice9772@reddit
I just had boiled white rice with an indomie noodle seasoning packet and a sausage i had left over from last night❤️❤️ big hugs. Rice is great with nood flavourings ngl
MAV3R1CK06@reddit (OP)
I like mine with furikake seasoning and sesame oil
Ornery-Practice9772@reddit
What type of seasoning is that?
MAV3R1CK06@reddit (OP)
Sesame seeds, seaweed, bonito (flakes of dried fish), and a little bit of wasabi
Ornery-Practice9772@reddit
Nice. I love wasabi
Thin_General_8594@reddit
Please get some microwave meals at least
Dry carbs and harsh salt will make you feel so heavy and sluggish
MAV3R1CK06@reddit (OP)
If I don’t go through hell tomorrow, I’ll make a store run 🫡
aaaahhatelife@reddit
Why didn’t u make the noodles or did you just not have any?
MAV3R1CK06@reddit (OP)
I like eating the noodles because they’re crunchy. I don’t know it feels good on my jaw
trainwreckhappening@reddit
My dad used to tear up bread in a bowl and pour milk over it. He called it "graveyard stew."
MAV3R1CK06@reddit (OP)
mamaguebo69@reddit
I thought this was topped with nutritional yeast.
MAV3R1CK06@reddit (OP)
👀
Prime624@reddit
Heat up some water in a mug (careful in the microwave, look up water superheating if you don't know), mix the powder in there, then dip the bread. Goes from whatever the fuck this is to a bread and dip appetizer.
holdmymawashi@reddit
Do Americans use the microwave to make hot water in mugs? Like for tea and coffee too? Someone mentioned to me that it’s quite common over there to do this but here (Australia) we just boil the kettle / electric jug. When I’ve been travelling overseas, some countries have an electric jug and others you have to get the hot water out of the coffee machine (which always tastes like coffee) 🥲
MAV3R1CK06@reddit (OP)
I use a kettle
holdmymawashi@reddit
Stovetop or electric?
MAV3R1CK06@reddit (OP)
Both actually lol, I use both. Depends how fast I want my hot water
turquoise_amethyst@reddit
Yes, coffee, tea, you name it
Go look up mug brownies, they’re both horrifying and delightful!
ohcookacat@reddit
Yeah I was really surprised when I heard that, but I’ve never seen a kettle in America, I’ve spent a lot of time there but still that’s not an indicator! Electric jug fucks as a descriptor btw, like a robot gangster
holdmymawashi@reddit
Some people have never seen one! A friend of a friend once filled the electric jug and then sat it on the stove…. And the plastic melted of course. I wasn’t there but apparently the apartment smelt horrendous. I imagine they did not get their deposit back.
Prime624@reddit
Yes we do. Most of us don't have kettles. We don't really need hot water often, since coffee makers make their own hot water and we don't do much tea. But things that need hot water (like instant ramen) often have microwave instructions. Besides the microwave, we could also use a normal pot on the stove, or a coffee maker if we have one. But really, for a small volume of water, microwave is the most efficient method.
holdmymawashi@reddit
That’s so interesting! Oh, of course you don’t drink tea all day long like we do and have drip-coffee machines. I guess I won’t bring the electric jug with me on holidays because we’re 240v here and it wouldn’t get hot anyway 🤣
Art3mis77@reddit
I don’t think it’s that common. I know literally nobody who does this
MAV3R1CK06@reddit (OP)
French dip moment
theflamingskull@reddit
It's better if you toast the bread.
Maksilla@reddit
Does this dish cause depression?
angrytortilla@reddit
I use chicken stock with a lot of stuff I make: rice in the instapot, any kind of gravy or sauce that needs a bit of sodium and oomph. It's amazingly versatile for savoury foods, and it makes the soul happy.
vine-vines@reddit
Using chicken stock in mashed potatoes or white rice tastes like you’re living large
SaltLakeCitySlicker@reddit
Pulling those out and having a big ol bowl of soup to dip them in would me amazing. Fall thoughts
cake301sister@reddit
Ngl this actually sounds good. Hope you’re doing okay though ❤️🩹
lolnonnie@reddit
Right, like I bet you could turn this into a garlic bread spread situation lol
EnthusiasticPanic@reddit
Hot oil, chopped garlic and seasoning powder and you can dip the bread in it like the Italians do with olive oil.
SaltLakeCitySlicker@reddit
Olive oil and red wine vinaigrette
cake301sister@reddit
wait ur actually genius. This would be good asf as garlic bread 😫
DarkflowNZ@reddit
Let me introduce you to the GOAT depression meal that carried me through nigh on 15 years: indomie mi goreng. They won't fix your life but boy they taste good
holdmymawashi@reddit
Fried egg on top 🙌🏻
DarkflowNZ@reddit
100%, when you're feeling up to it. I personally fuck with a can of tuna or chicken in it too
holdmymawashi@reddit
I never thought about that, but that’s a great idea for protein. I love the sate flavour the best. And extra fried onions straight from the jar.
TheNoctuS_93@reddit
Furikake seasoning, too, if you're feeling fancy! Apparently that's FutureCanoe's go-to meal; noodles, egg and furikake. Discovered furikake thanks to him to begin with!
holdmymawashi@reddit
I’ve actually found both a gluten and soy free furikake brand called Kura. They also make a vegan version ❤️
vokun0_0@reddit
I couldn't even tell what the fuck this was at first.
MAV3R1CK06@reddit (OP)
XD
Doglover4561@reddit
mmm bread
ideapit@reddit
It's spelled depressing
(Also, I'm sorry you're feeling low. That sucks.)
Cool-Hall9980@reddit
It’s actually looks pretty good. I had a little pepper to it if you have any, maybe even a little olive oil on the side.