Just because we’re bereaved doesn’t make us saps!
Posted by Key-Contest-2879@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 30 comments

Posted by Key-Contest-2879@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 30 comments
HoverboardRampage@reddit
I'm staying. I'm SITTING IN MY COFFIN. Sitting in my coffin. . .
Key-Contest-2879@reddit (OP)
Enjoying my coffin.
DaDudedudedude1234@reddit
So, you’re Le-bow-Ski.
Complex_Ingenuity_26@reddit
Are you employed, sir?
Gutter_Snoop@reddit
God damnit! Is there an IKEA around here somewhere?
SirLawnsALot@reddit
This guy fuckin lives. Ive never been more certain about anything in my life.
Key-Contest-2879@reddit (OP)
I’ve seen a lot of corpses in my life. This guy’s a fucking fake!
sexwiththebabysitter@reddit
Does he still write?
Key-Contest-2879@reddit (OP)
Oh no, he has health problems.
Kant_change_username@reddit
Weekend at Donny's
therealtwomartinis@reddit
And meanwhile, look at the bottom line. Who's sitting on a million fucking dollars? Am I wrong?
DigitalBoy05@reddit
Is that so you can die in your cubicle at work more efficiently?
mantistobogganmd10@reddit
Necro Lounger
_Mundog_@reddit
Its The Jonah Chill coffin
CardinalMcGee@reddit
no_bender@reddit
Sir, this is a mortuary, not a rental house.
Denver-Ski@reddit
Sir, this is a mortuary not a rental house
RedPhule@reddit
Is there a Ralph's around here?
901Soccer@reddit
And a good say to you sir!
notcabron@reddit
Michigan? Looks like a fuckin loser.
dcbluestar@reddit
Go Blue, you fucking fascist!!!
GringodelNorte@reddit
Stay outta Columbus, deadbeat!
Bontkers@reddit
The man in the black disposable BBQ gloves. Worthy fuckin’ adversary!
Necro_Brewer22@reddit
I once dabbled in pacifism.
Key-Contest-2879@reddit (OP)
Not in Nam, of course.
HealthyBullfrog@reddit
Over the pine!
Clear_Marsupial808@reddit
You ah, you can give me notes
BolivianDancer@reddit
Our less modest receptacle.
choopie-chup-chup@reddit
I dig your style too, man, got the whole dead guy thing
desertrat87@reddit
Must be exhausting