The Cantaloupe Guy | TheaterFire

Because the surface of a cantaloupe can contain harmful bacteria—in particular, Salmonella[14]—it is recommended that a melon be washed and scrubbed thoroughly before cutting and consumption to prevent risk of Salmonella or other bacterial pathogens.[15]

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ChoiceFudge3662@reddit

Okay? It’s still fucking delicious, just wash your fucking fruit before you eat it.

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soiboi64@reddit

Fresh or good cantaloupe is 10x better then the ass you get in commercial fruit trays and at brunch restaurants.

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Hot-Explanation-5751@reddit

It’s the loser fruit of a fruit salad

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outland_king@reddit

Thats like saying fresh ass tastes better than stale unwashed ass. Sure, but youre still eating ass.

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StrawberryWide3983@reddit

A fresh loupe is honestly one of the most addicting things you can eat

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ZaytOza3tar@reddit

Maybe in America where all the fruit and veggies taste like nothing but in other parts of the world they're actually good and are sweeter than your sugar packed garbage.

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Reading_username@reddit

What? Lmao you only ever had cantaloupe at Golden corral?

It's way good when in season and bought from a grocery store.

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Rip_Off_Your_Toenail@reddit

Anon does something productive, fulfilling, and meaningful? This has to be fake

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Forgetadapassword@reddit

A great cantaloupe is only made better by the bitch-assness of honey dew.

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TinySchwartz@reddit

There turning the friggin' musk melons gay!

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Day 1: oh cool, this guy really knows a lot about cantaloupes. Day 3: wow… this is basically his whole life? Day 7: if I hear one more word about cantaloupes I’m going to shove one up his pee hole Day 600: I’ve joined the garden. Soon I will be reborn as a beautiful plump canny. I can’t wait for canny daddy to put my sweet juicy flesh into his mouth.

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