ULPT How do I murder a tree without getting caught?
Posted by ooooftaaa@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 4 comments
I own a condo and there’s a tree right outside my patio that I HATE. It’s some kind of evergreen that drops needles everywhere on my patio and makes the soil in my garden underneath it acidic and inhospitable to most plants. I want to poison it but make it look like it died of natural causes so the HOA has to get rid of it. Help!
JJ_Cruisin@reddit
In Winter pour hot water around the stem. It kills the part that gets the water to the tree.
math_calculus1@reddit
Roundup
Muskoka_@reddit
If you have a dog just let it piss on the tree all the time. My previous neighbors never took their dogs walks so they would just let them in this little 8x8 fenced backyard and it eventually killed the small tree they had.
RomulaFour@reddit
Plant blueberries. They will love it.