ULPT How do I murder a tree without getting caught?

Posted by ooooftaaa@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 4 comments

I own a condo and there’s a tree right outside my patio that I HATE. It’s some kind of evergreen that drops needles everywhere on my patio and makes the soil in my garden underneath it acidic and inhospitable to most plants. I want to poison it but make it look like it died of natural causes so the HOA has to get rid of it. Help!