ULPT request: Long distance girlfriend randomly started ghosting me a month ago and turns out she has a new boyfriend, how do I break them up/fuck with them?
Posted by RTB_1@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 33 comments
I found out because her Instagram handle has “❤️ @(insert his handle)”. Big mistake by her after fucking over someone (me) so coldly. My go to idea is to just message him with recent screenshots of our conversation of her calling me baby this and baby that, showing the affection to me so recently.
But what are your lovely and witty thoughts on how to petty it up?
Yes I’m petty, yes I know I should just move on, but at the same time I have nothing to lose and feel that she should get a taste of what it feels like by throwing intense doubt into her new relationship. For this reason I may as well push karma into giving her a taste of the BS she gave me.
Karma fucks those with a dildo unlubed as they say.
Distinct-Twist4064@reddit
Doing anything will make you look super pathetic. I’m sorry, hard truth life tip
RTB_1@reddit (OP)
But who cares how I look though right? It’s not like I’ll ever be of importance, desire or even friends with her again at this right on her side, right?
Distinct-Twist4064@reddit
You will care and feel like a dipshit
How long were you dating
RTB_1@reddit (OP)
No, I already cared with love and felt like a dip shit when this happened yesterday. I felt like a dip shit being lied to, being easily disposed of and from being made to feel like I never mattered.
If I do it then she will most certainly care that karma bit back and will feel like a dipshit for treating someone so immaturely.
Basically I’m sick of being walked all over more times than not when it comes to relationships with women and being cheated on or lied to. Sick of it
Distinct-Twist4064@reddit
That’s not what karma is
How old are you
Many good women don’t find vindictive angry men attractive
mooxfang@reddit
true
RTB_1@reddit (OP)
But I don’t care if she finds me attractive, I don’t care what she thinks of me because she clearly thinks nothing if she’s in love with some other dude suddenly and treats me like she did. What she thinks of me is now none of my concern as it couldn’t be worse.
Distinct-Twist4064@reddit
You are demonstrating a lack of self-respect. I don’t care what you do, I’m just trying to share a little wisdom with you.
RTB_1@reddit (OP)
You’re right, but unfortunately I feel careless with myself now, I don’t feel like respecting myself when someone can do such a thing who was so intimate. It doesn’t really matter how I look in their eyes
Distinct-Twist4064@reddit
Self respect is how you look at yourself. It’s a measure of character. Not sure how else to explain. Guess you’ll learn the hard way
RTB_1@reddit (OP)
What do you mean? I’ve literally just told you that I feel careless with myself now as a result of this, I don’t know if you’ve ever been heartbroken but that can tend to happen
Distinct-Twist4064@reddit
You will fail to break them up you will instead only look pathetic to them I mean, and bring them closer together uniting against you
RTB_1@reddit (OP)
Oh well, I already feel like that anyway, maybas wel be unethical and throw doubt into the relationship.
UnicornCalmerDowner@reddit
Messaging him will only make you look pathetic and sad. I wouldn't.
RTB_1@reddit (OP)
But who cares how I look? She clearly doesn’t care about me, nor do I want to be desired by her again, so me looking amazing to her is irrelevant when she isn’t even thinking of me anymore, considering she didn’t even have the decency to break up with me and treated me as she did?
UnicornCalmerDowner@reddit
You. You, should care how you look. Have some dignity, man.
RTB_1@reddit (OP)
I think she took the dignity away when she screwed me and threw me away like nothing, I think it’s her who needs some dignity personally. Nice guys finished last so what’s being nice about the situation going to do for anyone other than make it acceptable? I know, I don’t have to be nice to her, it’s being nice by doing nothing, but still.
UnicornCalmerDowner@reddit
It's not about being nice to her, it's about you dropping this toxic (for you) situation and moving forward with your life. Why would you waste one second looking backward? You aren't going that way.
Spare me the "nice guys finish last" bullshit.
RTB_1@reddit (OP)
Karma’s a bitch, and I’m a big believe in treat thy neighbour, treat other how you want to be treated yourself or be treated as you treat them as a result. I totally feel what you’re saying but I’m also heartbroken and feeling like a disposable piece of shit at the careless hands of someone, so it’s not a case of me looking back when I’m forced into heartbreak and betrayal. I didn’t ask for this nor can I simply live in the present as if it didn’t happen.
Also they do, all I’ve been is nice to her, being the one to show up last and look at what happened again, after the last time with someone else too, and then the trauma before, all because I’m the one who’s committed until the end.
GoodMilk_GoneBad@reddit
Let it go, or you'll always be that guy who went psycho on his ex.
Don't be that guy.
Icy_Huckleberry_8049@reddit
Dud, she's already broken up with you. You just haven't realized it yet.
RTB_1@reddit (OP)
Of course I have. That’s not what is in question, it’s over and that’s why I’m searching for an ULPT.
PrefrontalCortexNow@reddit
Become as successful as possible focus on bettering yourself become more attractive and when she comes back, tell her she’s ugly
RTB_1@reddit (OP)
I like this idea but then I live with semi hope that she’ll come back just to tell her this which would be icing on the cake but won’t happen. My main reason is because I’ve gone through horrible shit similar to this in person too and I’ve been super cool and silent about it and they never message ever again sooo
vlegionv@reddit
50/50 homeboy knows. If it's the revenge you want though, send it.
RTB_1@reddit (OP)
I mean, if someone could be so careless towards me then why shouldn’t they receive the same treatment back?
Dazzling_Demand9678@reddit
Pretend to be a girl and message him, get him to flirt with you. Anonymously send her the evidence.
GodzillaJizz@reddit
Now this is the ulpt we were looking for. Bravo.
random1166@reddit
wait a few months, then use a burner account to message the guy with "sorry bro, she didn't say she had a BF." Then include some details only an intimate partner would know.
Justadailytoke@reddit
If the last thing you say is true why are you trying to intervene
-DeadPeasant-@reddit
Go get laid by someone else. That’s how women tend to deal with this sort of thing. It helps, it’s not perfect, but it helps.
Sebulba3@reddit
Do you have any pictures of or with the two of you that aren't exactly kosher? You could claim they were recent and then you could make up text messages and screenshot those. It would get in his head for sure and absolutely cause them issues
Moist_Ad_9212@reddit
Just move on bro, it’s easier