The Lebowski Child | TheaterFire

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Turbulent_Ad9508@reddit

He grew up with Bunny as his stepmom and knew Jackie Treehorn. He went on to invent stepmom porn and turned it into a natural, zesty enterprise.

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murphanduncas@reddit

Look son. I'm sorry your grandma is a nympho, or whatever.

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Huge_Marketing4897@reddit

Wave of the future, dude. One hundred percent step-relatives.

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NickelCitySaint@reddit

And... Ummmmmm... Dude... Wouldn't Bunny be his.... Ummmmm. Step grandmother.

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JonnyLay@reddit

Look up "The only living boy in New York"

It's basically about the little Lebowski.

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Thank you for the recommendation, this was a very enjoyable movie for many reasons. However, the character played by Jeff Bridges is not The Dude. Personally, what I’d want is a Little Lebowski that has a contradictory character as that from The Dude with its ensuing conflict. The trajectory of the plot is the Lebowskis working through that conflict.

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JonnyLay@reddit

Yep, it's a stretch, but it's fun to pretend.

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757atty@reddit

You’ll never get him back on the farm once he’s seen Karl Hungus.

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Abiding_Dude_WV@reddit

Titled:

The Little Lebowski: Achieving Korea

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Abiding_Dude_WV@reddit

Who would you cast to be Little Lebowski in a followup film? He'd be like 33-34ish right now...that would be an interesting watch.

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jaw86336@reddit (OP)

He’d be 33-34 today, but the plot need now be present time. The question would be what is the narrative portrayed with respect to the protagonist.

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Abiding_Dude_WV@reddit

The Big Lebowski lived to be about 99. They're having his wake, Dude was in the neighborhood and needed to use the john, and wanders in. Of course Maude and her son are there and Dude and his spawn come face to face for the first time. They all decide to take a trip to Korea to spread the Big Lebowski's ashes on the battlefield where his legs were left. Shenanigans ensue.

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icybowler3442@reddit

Can you imagine if one of your “village “ was a video artist with a cleft asshole?

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Chubbd-ong@reddit

What if he tries to rebel in his teens and is fatuous all the time?

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n8ertheh8er@reddit

I bet he’s a huge eagles fan. Has a big hotel California poster in his wall.

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Vic_Vega_MrB@reddit

Becomes a roadie for the Metallica fair well tour...

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jaw86336@reddit (OP)

With a lot of Glenn Frey energy, if you know what I mean.

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jaw86336@reddit (OP)

Yeah! Sometimes kids grow up to be the opposite of their parents. What if the little Lebowski grows up to be a Jan. 6 Trumper and then meets The Dude? That could be fun, kind of a remake of the movie Flashback; https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flashback_(1990_film)

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Vic_Vega_MrB@reddit

I wonder if it will be somehow slipped into a reference on r/FargoTV. We will have to look closely...

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tgold77@reddit

Hmmm. Almost like an LA detective story.

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Botosi5150@reddit

I guess that's the way the whole durned human comedy keeps perpetuatin' itself down through the generations

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beardedsilverfox@reddit

The journey to find out how young Dude Jr. will abide.

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dude_wells@reddit

There he goes ramblin again

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hipchecktheblueliner@reddit

And yet the kid is a fucking dunce

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skooliekrindy@reddit

Is this your homework Larry?

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MonolithicShapes@reddit

And in English too

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Ralph--Hinkley@reddit

Outside of character, the Coens hate sequels and would never do one. The Jesus Rolls is bad enough.

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bart_may@reddit

They could do tv series, already did this with Fargo

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Ralph--Hinkley@reddit

Coens didn't come one to that until the first season was about done because they were so impressed with Noah Hawley's script. I suppose it's entirely possible.

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Ralph--Hinkley@reddit

That was written by Noah Hawley, the only thing the Coens had to do with it is the name.

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BeatConsistent6428@reddit

Not completely, there is still the mooted Barton Fink sequel.

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Prophet-of-Ganja@reddit

A novel that acted as a sequel to the events of the movie would actually be pretty far fucking out.

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george_kaplan1959@reddit

The story is ludicrous

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here4daratio@reddit

You can guess where it goes from here…

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Simple_Purple_4600@reddit

I always hoped The Little Lebowski would be made. There's still time, although the Coens don.t seem all that attached to the universe.

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bayopa@reddit

The Little Lebowski

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jaw86336@reddit (OP)

Of course!!!!

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RedPhule@reddit

That story could be a zesty, natural enterprise

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mantistobogganmd10@reddit

I’d rather see the 2nd act of Fawn Knutsen

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Pitiful-North-2781@reddit

What do you need that for, Dude?

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Dangerous-Pound-1357@reddit

That child listened to Nagelbett all the time growing up. Autobahn was his favorite band.

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hipchecktheblueliner@reddit

And yet the kid is a fucking dunce.

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MonolithicShapes@reddit

He’s stonewalling me

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morefakefakeshit@reddit

This is what happens. This is what happens Dude. This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the pussy.

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morefakefakeshit@reddit

The Little Lebowski

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Dio_Yuji@reddit

I’ve written a screenplay for this exact story. The Coens agreed to buy it, but only if they have editing rights. I’ll be damned if I’ll let them make a movie from a compromised second draft

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joelmole79@reddit

You ever hear of the Coen brothers? That’s me… and one other guy.

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node-342@reddit

I call bullshit. Joel Coen got born before 1979, u/joelmole79. He's not you.

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LAN_Rover@reddit

New shit has come to light, dude

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So-Called_Lunatic@reddit

New things have come to light.

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EvDaze@reddit

I've already written the screenplay. It is called The Little Lebowski. DM me if anyone wants to produce this film.

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khetti79@reddit

Alternately, Maude loses the baby because she refused to put her zip-line painting career on hold, even during the third trimester. A darkness warshed over the li'l Dude...

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Conscious-Agency-782@reddit

Take my upvote. It’s so fucked up, but I’m fucking dying laughing.

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Motherboy_TheBand@reddit

It’d be funnier if the child is a daughter. Guess she’d be about 35, maybe going to have a child of her own now, the dudes granddaughter aka The Little Lebowski.

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DaddieTang@reddit

Dude Jr's mom was 40+. Dad smoked and tripped. Kid Def had the downs.

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jeffbas@reddit

I would never cast my vote for a sequel, but every time I see Wyatt Russell, I think “hey there’s the Little Lebowski”

And I like his style.

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Proper_Fortune_7004@reddit

What in gods holy name are you blathering about?

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VermontDonut@reddit

I had AI write this story and I posted it in here about a year ago. Everyone got mad and said no AI content, and the mods removed it like a bunch of 8 year olds. I got buddies who died face down in the muck so you and I could enjoy this subreddit. This is not 'Nam.

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dhlthecobra@reddit

What are you, a fucking crybaby?

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Nice_Cookie9587@reddit

Played by Ryan Reynolds

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Ralph--Hinkley@reddit

[Yea...](

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Swimming_Height_4684@reddit

You can imagine where it goes from here…

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Moist-Relief-1685@reddit

He fixes the cable?

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CzarTyrranvs@reddit

Don’t be fatuous

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VermontDonut@reddit

I had AI write this story and I posted it in here about a year ago. Everyone got mad and said no AI content, and the mods removed it like a bunch of 8 year olds. I got buddies who died face down in the muck so you and I could enjoy this subreddit. This is not 'Nam.

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jaw86336@reddit (OP)

Presumably his mother directs him in some vague way.

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