I did something wrong, now my bread looks like something else
Posted by MissTrombonist_vrs2@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 926 comments
Posted by MissTrombonist_vrs2@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 926 comments
c5tr8@reddit
Thanks for sharing the baked butthole 🫡
Complex-Anteater-595@reddit
IvIKu_Mayorm@reddit
rest after puting it in the pan? did you let it rise overnight in a warm spot?
ConfidenceOther8880@reddit
I should call her
NeuElement@reddit
All places shit comes out off tend to look the same 😂
redditprofile99@reddit
It looks like an anus. Nothing else.
Over-Box1733@reddit
Someone has a yeast infection.
bobba_boobie@reddit
Asshole
Winter-Drag-9022@reddit
Touch my breadhole.
QuitBudget4446@reddit
If food were ever to be shitty, it would be this one.
fuzzymachine@reddit
I'd eat it.
crazykickball@reddit
U proof?
Traditional_Formal33@reddit
It’s arseface!
honey_nut_cheeryhoe@reddit
honey_nut_cheeryhoe@reddit
Warm-Branch@reddit
Not a hole keisha, a valve
Qu33fyElbowDrop@reddit
the song just played in my head hahahah
Oh_no_its_Joe@reddit
Not a hole Keisha, a valve!
childishjorgino_@reddit
Im so glad someone remember this
greenbastard1591@reddit
artax_youre_sinking@reddit
I say this all the time.
Seygem@reddit
No its a valve
honey_nut_cheeryhoe@reddit
No is bootyhole
Chickendaddy245@reddit
Chickendaddy245@reddit
"Sir, what are you doing to that loaf of bread?!"
acrankychef@reddit
Man, I remember moving house in 2001, mum packed up my magic school bus VHSs into a big box. Wild to think I was watching buttholes all day.
RocketGrunt123@reddit
Just make sure you wait until its cooled off a bit.
Bijorno1235@reddit
Mystery Team, Alright!
LazySilverSquid@reddit
It's a naturally born bread/soup bowl
EducationalPeak4872@reddit
I should call her
BaldingKobold@reddit
Arseface
LazerCatsAreSupreme@reddit
Repost to r/oddlyarousing
Jaymanchu@reddit
What’s wrong honey? You’ve barely touched your butthole bread.
Dr_Smartbrain@reddit
Did you plan this? These two posts were back to back in my feed.
https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/s/4dV8doJm6U
ITestInProd1212@reddit
Hey it may look like a butthole, but how does it taste? That's the real question.
Irishlord99@reddit
Cornhole bread.
MissTrombonist_vrs2@reddit (OP)
After I cut the butthole off, it actually turned out to be a decent loaf of bread!
emmett-magn@reddit
r/BrandNewSentence
nashtaters@reddit
You didn’t eat the asshole? Come on man that’s the best part.
GottaUseEmAll@reddit
In my house growing up, we'd fight over who got the asshole.
greenbastard1591@reddit
NarwhalDeluxe@reddit
The asshole is the absence of ass
Johnny_Carcinogenic@reddit
Profound.
FieserMoep@reddit
Dude already had other plans...
Head-Ad9893@reddit
So … about the time I ate 2 assholes at the same time …
Rezzone@reddit
It’s what’s inside the asshole that’s truly delicious.
No-Engine-384@reddit
You over proofed the bread so it collapsed
Joosrar@reddit
r/brandnewsentence
ITestInProd1212@reddit
Now if you have someone try the part you cut off you can tell everyone else that they ate your butthole. You would be just vague enough to be technically correct.
ph00p@reddit
Put some Nutella on the pucker.
xandera007@reddit
Chocolate starfish!
JR-Snow@reddit
The best kind of correct!
Second-Alps6596@reddit
not really, because it was not her butthole, it was the bread's.
robybeck@reddit
Dang. I want to know how it went wrong, so I can reproduce yours. Please? Thanks
DeHussey@reddit
r/brandnewsentence
NarwhalDeluxe@reddit
Nobody has ever said that before.
queenofkitchener@reddit
you could dry out the butthole and then make it into croutons to ...... toss your salad with....
radicalelation@reddit
Personally, I just use my breadmaker to make the dough, then I toss it into a bread pan into the regular oven. Let's it do all the mixing and proofin' on its own, but then I don't have to deal with the paddle void.
lord_dude@reddit
Why cut it off its still good bread :(
You could have smeared some nutella on it for best visual appeal
MissTrombonist_vrs2@reddit (OP)
I did eat SOME of what I cut off, but other parts was super chewy and I had to throw away 😅😅😅😅
SuperPoodie92477@reddit
Did you ever think you’d type the phrase “After I cut the butthole off?” Because I sure as hell didn’t. 😂
AZSystems@reddit
You have poisoned my brain, thank you. 😂
SuperPoodie92477@reddit
You’re welcome!
caughtyoulookinn@reddit
I’ll cut your butthole off if you catch my drift 🥸
That-Brain-in-a-vat@reddit
Considering hot dogs have pork assholes as one of the ingredients, I guess that phrase must have been used before 🤭
LOTRfreak101@reddit
If you can figure out how you did that, I bet you could make that a selling point.
AZSystems@reddit
Take your marketing of butthole bread and leave Florida.
daaaaamntam@reddit
Yes, but would you also say that it’s true essence was r/mildlybutthole?
String_Peens@reddit
The butthole part would be perfect for like, an egg, or you can make French toast with it and use that dip as a little spot to put fresh fruit in. That’s what I would do with those pieces at least haha
TekieScythe@reddit
You could crack an egg in the middle of slices with holes in it?
herrspeer@reddit
Why would you do that! That's my favourite part
presidentiallogin@reddit
I'd invite Marlon Brando over with a stick of butter for a nice afternoon.
DoodleCard@reddit
Most likely over proved. I've had a couple like that.
Trick is to kneed a second time and knock the air out. Let it double in size. And then pop it into a warm oven.
I've had plenty of butt-hole cakes over the years too.
I always say its about the taste. Not the presentation. Did it taste good?
stefanica@reddit
I always liked the bread butts.
spaceknot@reddit
It was pretty good. It was alright. It wasn’t great. But it was fine.
What_is_a_reddot@reddit
It's A+ stuff. Really grade A. You can taste the A-ness.
belaGJ@reddit
Bring the butter!
ItchyRectalRash@reddit
Usually like a dirty penny.
Winter-Classroom455@reddit
Tastes like ass!
Emerald_bamboo@reddit
Yum 😉
Sevage420@reddit
probably tastes like shit as welll
SuccubusSpeed889@reddit
Stierscheisse@reddit
Is it still warm? Asking for a friend.
radar_42@reddit
Uranus Bread
TheMule90@reddit
ExcellentWolf@reddit
Nice bread asshole.
SpaceWitch31@reddit
Looks like Arseface from the show Preacher 😭
SpaceWitch31@reddit
Looks like Arseface from the show Preacher 😭
Thin_Development7599@reddit
I have to include it.sorry. gasp.. r/dontputyourdickinthat
Capn-Cuck@reddit
Let’s eat grandma
Super-Post261@reddit
Looks fine to me, just needs some truffle butter
illegal_miles@reddit
Keep baking Asshole!
poindxtrwv@reddit
How many assholes we got in this bakery, anyhow?
dilbogabbins@reddit
tetrodoboxen@reddit
Oh my god I’m surrounded by assholes
clownfacedbozo@reddit
Asshole, sir. Major Asshole.
Youngsinatra345@reddit
His names major major?
positivecontent@reddit
No, it's Major Major Major.
theviolinist7@reddit
KEEP FIRING, ASSHOLES!
CappnMidgetSlappr@reddit
amateur_mistake@reddit
I'm good at the ones based on quality but terrible at the ones based on speed. Actually, same thing for my chess game.
shewholaughslasts@reddit
Yo!
Rampag169@reddit
OtherBob63@reddit
It has a dense texture and earthy flavor.
Significant_Breath38@reddit
YO!
-Dinosaurus@reddit
Keep baking, asshole(s)!
xItzBogus@reddit
r/unexpectedspaceballs
DirtRoadDaughter@reddit
Laughed way too hard at this!!!!
Ok-Willingness-717@reddit
I was just thinking that 😂😂😂😂
endy903@reddit
Pucker up buttercup
tntslater@reddit
Perfect example of how punctuation matters. Yours being complementary “Nice bread Asshole”. Or the alternative “Nice bread, Asshole.”
rocket_racoon180@reddit
BeefInBlackBeanSauce@reddit
Butthole bread.
Lotus532@reddit
r/angryupvote
Signal_Musician_3403@reddit
That bread needs to be bred
Ok_Train_8508@reddit
Ok_Train_8508@reddit
Arse Face (Eugene Root) - Preacher Series
Legitimate_Tax3782@reddit
I feel like there punctuation missing - or maybe not.
titebeewhole@reddit
Bread, butt whole.
The_Carnivore44@reddit
Camas are important.
Nice, bread asshole
Nice bread, asshole
IllustriousCrew2641@reddit
“Camas”?!? Jfc
edbutler3@reddit
No commas were harmed in the making of this comment
Ctrl--Alt@reddit
No commas were needed in the making of this comment.
jeffsterlive@reddit
No commas were kneaded
maxperception55@reddit
Meh the pink one posted after looks much more inviting, like you could just slide right in with multiple options
irreveror@reddit
In this case leaving out the coma was actually necessary
Dylan_tune_depot@reddit
I thought it looked like a cushion
Enshitification@reddit
But, whole wheat.
Justinallusion@reddit
Hahahahahaaaaaaaa
WeirdMeatinSpace@reddit
Brussy
SergiotheWolf@reddit
Breadussy
No-Chemistry4148@reddit
This made me giggle
raptorsthrowaway2@reddit
Nice, bread asshole!
slobs_burgers@reddit
Perfect
Trans_Slime_Girl@reddit
Commas are important people.
WolfOffSesameStreet@reddit
They have a choice of jelly or syrup.
SluttyBathwater@reddit
I prefer syrup.
OtherBob63@reddit
Must use chocolate syrup.
Easy-Concentrate2636@reddit
Nutella.
LinkN7@reddit
LickyPusser@reddit
They just need to throw some seasoning on there and they can have a…
Garlacc Pit
BiteyHorse@reddit
Everything reminds me of her.
SmellyButtFarts69@reddit
It's weird, I don't do the butt stuff, but I do love me some fresh bread, and i just want to tongue punch this thing
AreWeThereYetNo@reddit
Username says otherwise
SmellyButtFarts69@reddit
Eat donut holes, not buttholes. I do not smelt what I dealt.
geri73@reddit
Put some butter on that. Asshole!
shrimpcreole@reddit
Yeastyloafhole
MelodyMaster5656@reddit
Lies of Locke Lamora?
BadPunsIsHowEyeRoll@reddit
theraf8100@reddit
Nice, bread asshole.
DckThik@reddit
“Nice bread, asshole!” Just doesn’t hit right
helved@reddit
Sweet sweet brussy.
trackedpotato@reddit
This is gold.
MommaGuy@reddit
Breadsole?
Junkers4@reddit
Let’s eat, grandma.
Electric-Sheepskin@reddit
I think I just hit my laughter quota for the day.
frotmonkey@reddit
I’m comma sensitive.
OrdieBoomer@reddit
Very underrated comment lol
GreenT1979@reddit
Nice asshole bread
PsychoMantittyLits@reddit
Oh yeah, I’m about to do something wrong to that little bread knot as well
CarpetScary684@reddit
Over proofed.
amaraame@reddit
Shape it like a corgi butt and say its on purpose
MrJoeGillis@reddit
DeeTee79@reddit
I had to scroll further than I expected to see this, but it's good to know I wasn't alone.
AriesIncarnate@reddit
I'm so glad someone put him lol
I immediately thought of the boy
HotWingHank@reddit
the secret ingredient to acheieving this, of course, is a load of foreskins.
Minute_Freedom_4722@reddit
My people!
newkid9991@reddit
It is the Butt of the 🍞 🤷🏽♂️🙃😊
slumptzeke@reddit
I’d eat it.
Libusin@reddit
JPVM3392@reddit
Skullcreature99@reddit
Its a damn sarlac pit
Majesticallydrunk@reddit
Like what?
Bhagwan9797@reddit
You made a perfect butthole loaf
Alternative_Jelly812@reddit
ovalbeach123@reddit
Over proofed
Outside_Narwhal3784@reddit
Seems like they punched it down but never let it rise again.
lchen12345@reddit
But that came out of a bread machine, and those have internal timers.
MBTheGinger@reddit
Too much yeast, too hot water, too hot room. Any of them will effect the proofing process and duration. Maybe the machine has some guidelines?
Global_Crew3968@reddit
This is the answer - too much yeast.
niteman555@reddit
Agree; I had the exact same thing happen the first time I used my bread machine. It only took 1 or 2 iterations total to find a good enough value
Cindi-Jones@reddit
This happened when I changed types of flour. I’ll try less yeast next time. Thx
NinjaCatWV@reddit
Or a higher elevation
Silly-Power@reddit
Dough too wet maybe? Is it very humid where you are? In high humidity you need less water because the flour has already absorbed a lot from the air. I always check on the dough in my bread machine and add flour or water depending on the doughs consistency.
ResolverOshawott@reddit
I read this and just get reminded that baking really is it's own branch of science.
Silly-Power@reddit
Baking is a Science; Cooking is an Art.
ClearMacaron9234@reddit
never go by time. always measure size increase with a line on the container.
there are so many variables that can mess up your rising times.
clearfox777@reddit
Or if the room was warmer than expected
CampbellsBeefBroth@reddit
💔
Neat-Survey2796@reddit
Mathematicians when they're asked about their opinion on 1+1=2
QueenOTWF@reddit
The_Amazing_Emu@reddit
Ok Paul Hollywood
OvalDead@reddit
Over boofed
MaggieMakesMuffins@reddit
This one
a_solid_6@reddit
More like over puckered
Black_Jester_@reddit
Ding ding ding
Wide-Warthog411@reddit
I think some anime villain just powered up in your oven 😂
Accurate-Data-7006@reddit
It actually looks more delicious 🤣
Agreeable_Round361@reddit
Analoaf
RevolutionaryPass770@reddit
I don't know if anyone's said it yet, but your bread looks like an asshole
Dildoid90@reddit
At least you can now turn it from Bread to a cream pie 🤣
Elongatingpolymerase@reddit
Well, shit
According_Jeweler404@reddit
AlternativeOrder8878@reddit
Too much yeast so it collapsed on itself
Snoos_my_dawg@reddit
...I should call her
Kick-Agreeable@reddit
oh no someone took the chocolate off a chocolate starfish
Uchihagod53@reddit
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Breadfucker_ifckbred@reddit
I dont know man..
diredachshund@reddit
r/oddlyerotic
Vennom@reddit
And of course /r/secretbuttholes
The_Infinity_Burrito@reddit
This is why I love this website
HateYourFaces@reddit
Reddit never disappoints.
JackBeefus@reddit
/r/DoPutYourDickInThat
TheMoonsMadeofCheese@reddit
r/toolate
TrustworthyPolarBear@reddit
Why not?
zero949494@reddit
Cuz then you’d be in bread
TrustworthyPolarBear@reddit
Already am checkmate. But at second thought. I do not wanna risk yeast infection.
Knotted_Hole69@reddit
I don’t care, im going in. 😈
PsychoBugler@reddit
r/putyourdickinthat
Alternative-Salad800@reddit
All we need is some butta!
nos4a2020@reddit
There is it!
Flamo_the_Idiot_Boy@reddit
"We'll just tell your mother we ate it all"
The-Tarman@reddit
Too late
LessPoem5757@reddit
Came here to post this exact comment lol
hsudude22@reddit
Came here to post that
Breadfucker_ifckbred@reddit
Lord give me strength for I cannot endure
No-Contact8073@reddit
The classic “butt hole bread” haha.
EfficientJob5624@reddit
“I don’t know what you did, but these are bringing in a weird crowd and selling like crazy”
SandeeBelarus@reddit
nonconcerned@reddit
Looks like it'll slowly digest something for a thousand.. years..
Normal_Candle499@reddit
6/10. Id put my dick in it
RecipeOnly1197@reddit
Giving me American pie vibes
HypnoticKitten@reddit
Girl that’s a booty hole
Kitchen_Procedure784@reddit
Nice bread hole 😂
samuraistunna2103@reddit
Remember slowly at first. Kinda rub around in circles, then slowly put your finger in. If it clinches up, let it relax, then insert further. Keep doing this until dinner.
Where you fuck it in front of the entire family. Make sure you keep eye contact with your family when you climax.
And yes, I’m still talking about bread.
GrandElectrical9371@reddit
Everything reminds me of her
Random_Cat_Guy@reddit
The butt of the bread became the butt of the joke
Annual_Contract_6803@reddit
Tell them you were reenacting the background from Dune
gail_naomi871@reddit
Omg how did it go from golden brown to charcoal disaster? Did you try to overproof or underbake? Spill the tea!
chappedelbow@reddit
Looks like hole wheat to me
Kreig_Blazcov@reddit
I should call her
John_01350@reddit
IIRC, has something to do with the yeast being too old (or not enough of it?), I forget which one.
EscobarFamilia77@reddit
I am highly aroused
After_Balance_8547@reddit
Fallingstar beast
fl4minratbag@reddit
Nice butt hole bread
Logical_Finance_7738@reddit
Recipie: find a not kneaded ass on Reddit, add flour, bake.
AP1331@reddit
hear me out …
1Legate@reddit
This is what i imagine seeing the videos of people sunbathing their buttholes for chakra alignment
hguz1987@reddit
Don’t go American Pie 🤣
Worth_Lengthiness558@reddit
Looks like the logo for an AI company.
FrixnFrid4y@reddit
AL13N1NV8D3R@reddit
Was Jim Levenstein in your kitchen this morning?
exclusivegreen@reddit
Looks like Eugene from Preacher
Difficult-Audience77@reddit
Sarlacc pit
snwbrdngtr@reddit
spiritus-mortis@reddit
Name your price…
Jedi-93@reddit
Talk about booty bread iykyk
One-Injury-4415@reddit
Breanus
Something_Else_2112@reddit
Great example to teach your kids about gravity wells.
United-Camel5730@reddit
Would you:)
ZeAntagonis@reddit
That's better than an.....apple pie for those who get it
ButterscotchPlane167@reddit
Well… my mom does call the first and last slice of the bread the butt cheeks
Helpful-Cucumber-837@reddit
The rise of the assholes
DiMatteoArt@reddit
Don’t put your pecker in bread
TheBookofBobaFett3@reddit
The cylinder must not be damaged
SomaGestalt@reddit
Not enough gluten development and over proofed maybe? I'm not a professional but I do make bread quite a bit.
PsychologicalOne5416@reddit
Putting the shit hole porn in shit food porn
Intelligent-Craft681@reddit
Looks natural to me
MathematicianLow6080@reddit
I don’t eat ass
ResponsibilityNo8076@reddit
🐀 ✨️
busydo@reddit
y2xy2xy2x@reddit
it looks like the old kind of leather sofa, that has strange pit with a button in it
Electrical-Tone7301@reddit
It certainly has pucker factor
No-Investigator420@reddit
Breaded sphincter
phil_tha_thrill@reddit
if its not cream filled yet i volunteer
FarmerJohn92@reddit
I would have filled that depression with beef stew or something.
pancakesiguess@reddit
Grainus
steveo_s@reddit
Hahaha looks like the first and only keto load I tried to make 😂
More like a big square omlette lol
kadaka80@reddit
Put some olive paste in the middle and you're good to go
Patient-Fruit-2946@reddit
Holy anus!
Somebodsydog@reddit
Just add just a bit of nutella in the middle.
Faustino612@reddit
I'd eat it.
Kevinvrules@reddit
RickyWinterbornn@reddit
BREAD LIKE A HOLE BLACK AS YOUR SOUL
__breeanaa@reddit
It reminded me of by belly button after I had my kids. Stretch marks and looks doughy
FA-_Q@reddit
TurdMcDirk@reddit
Extension-Cow-9087@reddit
This triggered me to fap
stayingsweaty@reddit
BREADDUSSY
coppockm56@reddit
Arseface.
Drakeytown@reddit
It doesn't look like an asshole. Who said it looks like an asshole? Was that you? I feel like that must have been you.
laundryneverends@reddit
Somebody fucked your bread. Don't fuck the bread.
AstroBearGaming@reddit
A BUTTHOLE
Tapioca_99@reddit
BabyDangDang1@reddit
The crust isn’t the best part anymore
SageMerkabah@reddit
I haven't eaten puckered loaf is a long time
Interesting-Use3111@reddit
Brussy….
AwareSoul@reddit
Murdercyclist4Life@reddit
At this point r/assholebread needs to be a thing
roseorrueorlaurel@reddit
I hear that song that goes “girl that’s a bootyhole”
cutyourmullet123@reddit
R/mildlyarousing
The_Real_Kuji@reddit
Why are you showing us the bottom of the loaf?
Desperate_Dingo_1998@reddit
So if you over prove a loaf, you need to knock it back gently.
What's happening here is it was over and hit something and then was baked and didn't have enough gas for the kick in the oven
Clear-Technician7514@reddit
Look at those buns🍞
Evongelion@reddit
r/dontputyourdickinthat
fromNCyo@reddit
Goobalicious2k@reddit
I should call her.
RedEnigma18@reddit
This looks like a meatcanyon character.
SeesawMurky338@reddit
All of that and yet no buns to speak of
Touchit88@reddit
Why does it look even more delicious.
45meatballs@reddit
everything reminds me of her...
SkinnyFatKidd@reddit
Brown eye
BiggieSmalley@reddit
The lady said buttholes, Sam
boilers_and_terlets@reddit
more. buttholes.
Gloatingfondue@reddit
eye_forgot_myname218@reddit
I laughed at the second one. I don't know why, but I did.
Friendly_Prize_868@reddit
Anal breads
Hot-Soup-8976@reddit
It’s butthole bread 😂😂😂
Redshirt2386@reddit
r/dontputyourdickinthat
YEHxBRADfORD@reddit
Worm sign.
SHAI HULUD
ihateadsoneverything@reddit
Why Im thinking of something else
Prudent_Cry9522@reddit
I think there's some yeast in your butthole.
SithLordScoobyDooku_@reddit
howdyhowdyshark@reddit
It's possibly bc you had too much yeast or liquid.
TheRAP79@reddit
HavocPDX@reddit
Shau Hulud! Blessed be the maker and his water!
Beneficial_Opening13@reddit
Butt bread
General_Arugula2099@reddit
😂…shut up and eat it. 🍞
More-Operation-6855@reddit
It look like it lost heat i. The idle of cooking
DragonLegend_@reddit
No not the bread….
therealishone@reddit
Is asshole bread trending or something? I keep seeing post like this.
Pirate_Candy17@reddit
Overproving collapse?
TheMadHatterWasHere@reddit
Fuck ass bread
peach_venture@reddit
Took it out before it was cooked..at least 30 minutes before you check it. It should sound hollow when it's done
taka87@reddit
doduotrainer@reddit
Schhhhloooorp
panickydustbunny@reddit
Ratties would love this
QB8Young@reddit
https://imgix.bustle.com/inverse/fb/f2/b5/85/6135/4cf3/9881/47d8c35e2c60/pre100lj05130176-rt-gnjpg.jpeg
QB8Young@reddit
https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fin-preacher-2016-eugenes-mouth-looks-like-mmm-something-else-v0-yjdn6dymtbve1.png
poemsforghosts@reddit
Jim’s Dad would keep this hidden so it doesn’t have the same fate as the pie
killerqueen1984@reddit
😂😂😂 it’s ok, I made a loaf of bread that looked like a dick once
normabelka@reddit
it looks like that guy from Preacher
Canyobeatit@reddit
subs taken literary
starlord265@reddit
r/dontputyourdickinthat
27franker@reddit
r/dontputyourdickinthat
_Specific_Boi_@reddit
Are you selling it by any chance? Asking for a friend
Ok_Sir984@reddit
This looks like gluten-free bread tastes.
B01SSIN@reddit
Breadussy
TelevisionCreepy3863@reddit
what kind of retard says this shit and comments on 18-22yo girls posts.
tesla_killed_me@reddit
Nah, it looks too similiar
Inolongerfeelrazors@reddit
Redpig-@reddit
Balloon not bread
EmbraBoffin@reddit
Sarlacc baby. In a few years' time Boba Fett will almost meet his doom there.. *
feeltheFX@reddit
Put…put your D in it?
piratephoebe@reddit
It looks like that worm hole in the 3rd star wars but I'm sure it tastes good
GR_A90_MKV_@reddit
Sphincter loaf
Aposterioriapriori1@reddit
If you put a fork in it or pierce it any way and then put it in the oven without letting it raise....this might happen....atleast That's my experience...asshole
Specialist_Run_7937@reddit
Id like to know how I can recreate this...for a friend, definitely not for myself in any way
-_Stank_-_Frella_-@reddit
napalmnacey@reddit
You need to tear it open with two hands from the middle.
ramasis_idk@reddit
That's a Toy right there
piercedmfootonaspike@reddit
Do it.
Material_Studio5905@reddit
Looks like the WeepWow cake from the Little Rascals.
Flaky_Candidate_342@reddit
chefkid954@reddit
Salt
bhowes67@reddit
Can I borrow your bread?
VengefulVeteran@reddit
When shitty food tries to remember where it came out from
Stoutlager@reddit
Butthole bread is, in my opinion, fine dining at its best. Bring to me the bread of butthole!
Badvevil@reddit
Everything reminds me of her
TheJunkShot@reddit
This bread look like poop……..shoot!
Shredtillyourdead420@reddit
This is the second breadussy post I’ve seen today.
danfreudend@reddit
I know this happens when you don’t put any salt in the recipe or deviate from a recipe ;)
HumanoidMediocrity@reddit
sighs
unzips pants
Sheogoraths_horny@reddit
The spice must flow.
gnomeslinger@reddit
mmfhmmm
ben_obi_wan@reddit
What does it taste like?
SwimmingPirate9070@reddit
Don't let men see that, it won't last
Beeman616@reddit
It ate something really sour?
Amahardguy@reddit
Lets hope it dont taste like something else...
12_Volt_Man@reddit
If it farts I'm not eating it.
.
.
.
For a few minutes
Contraband42@reddit
That's a sphincter loaf.
GaryfromGondor@reddit
Well, there's only one thing you can do now...
Godess_Ilias@reddit
r/dontputyourdickinthat
OhimeSamaGamer@reddit
Optimal-Clue-9433@reddit
Would
Far_Palpitation_8107@reddit
r/wehaveseenthebutthole
Agile_Wrongdoer2867@reddit
I wouldn’t be able to resist that.
jadbronson@reddit
Sarnac
DickGristle@reddit
Not sure what you think it looks like butt I think it looks good
CursedScreensaver@reddit
Hear me out.
TheRainbowShakaBrah@reddit
MaxPower836@reddit
Brasshole
Sweet_Gentlebreeze@reddit
Well, yeah because you let all the gas out of it. What happened is it looks like your bread overproofed or your yeast was old
TroubleshootReddit@reddit
What style of bread is that? Puckered.
StunningStreet25@reddit
If you didn't cook a smoked sausage and stick it in that you are missing out on the best "pig in a blanket".
stonecoldjedi@reddit
Minecraft Dune worm
Dementalese@reddit
Tongue first I reckon
dougnan@reddit
Sometimes you just gotta say “fuck it” and move on.
BluntPotatoe@reddit
eat it
pretender80@reddit
Don't worry. You just need anustart.
mykylc@reddit
freshly bleached asshole.
backdooractor@reddit
Are you gonna eat that? Asking for a friend ofcourse !
NenIsNotOk@reddit
r/dontputyourdickinthere
ithmebin@reddit
I dont know what joke to go with here so I'm gonna cheat and use them all:
-Hear me out -Would -I'd eat your ass.
... that's it
These_Marsupial7874@reddit
Girrrrrlllll that’s a bootyhole.
Ok-Guidance2354@reddit
Not baked long enough, expired yeast, not kneaded long enough (knead until your hands are free of sticky dough)…could be any of these issues.
Kimikaatbrown@reddit
It's very...sensual and geometrically sound...
Due_Willow8842@reddit
crasstyfartman@reddit
wtf 🤣
Arroway97@reddit
This is just wrong 😞
Foucault99@reddit
OP took the group name literally.
TheLesserWeeviI@reddit
Extra-Version2134@reddit
A hole is a hole
ODST25@reddit
LISAN AL GHAIB
bijjapuke@reddit
I see a tiny line of silver
SGTbash69@reddit
Add some nutella
bijjapuke@reddit
A void out…
Signal_Musician_3403@reddit
That bread needs to be bred
Ahandsomegray@reddit
Just give it to a 13yr old boy
unicornxtears@reddit
My belly button post c-section
wise_banana-_-@reddit
That's enough reddit for today.
Famous-Huckleberry53@reddit
Spit on it…
DangerousArea1427@reddit
yeah, Preacher vfx team want their stuff back
itsaarxn94@reddit
I should call them….
houseofharm@reddit
this is the second bread asshole i've seen today
Smooth_Detective_698@reddit
You didn't make love to it before baking, right?
SilverDetail2713@reddit
Just put some cream on it and it's perfect.
Astrid944@reddit
Did you feed it a lemone?
kingbhudo@reddit
Pit of Saarlac looking loaf
nimu1598@reddit
I think the mistake you made was having sex with your bread x
The_Mellow_Tiger@reddit
Skidap bidap
McChava@reddit
Nutella before serving. Smear it.
ThrowawayFriendWork@reddit
Pain in the arse.
LegacyOfMuOfficial@reddit
Is it sourdough?🤣
Drogenwurm@reddit
Do I get the first Slice?
No-Assumption4265@reddit
Would…
Cakelover9000@reddit
Did you let it cool in the pan?
Super_Effect6734@reddit
Oh my gosh!! You should pump chocolate in that hole and smudge some on the rim for decoration. At least the taste would be good.😊
PlumOne2856@reddit
Well, a big grown ass bread..
PinkMini72@reddit
Got nothing useful to add just “lol”
kamalamading@reddit
Assholesome
FelinusFanaticus@reddit
This just proves I was right and my mom was wrong. It IS the butt end of the bread and not the heel.
HeckMaster9@reddit
When I tell my girl she got the whole bakery, I really mean the hole bakery
Commercial_Koala7777@reddit
r/dontputyourdickinthat
yahboiJ3R@reddit
Rye-Halud
Expensive_Revenue_56@reddit
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Jazzlike_Parsley_717@reddit
I’m scared
doomandgloomm@reddit
What's up with all the bready bums
ChocolateaterX@reddit
It takes like shit… quite literally
erikjinxx@reddit
Dune sand worm approaching
Nervous-Barracuda242@reddit
Time for some Nutella
taste_bender@reddit
Lol that happens when your “proofer” is too hot or you left it somewhere extremely “hotter” temp where the yeast is barely surviving to rise. Hence, once you believe it is “ready” and the moment you agitate the rising dough it will deflate. That also happens when you cold retard the dough and leave it somewhere hot, it’ll result in that as well.
That also happens, when the mold is too tight and theres too much dough that it’s producing too much CO2 that as it’s baking, the co2 and the heat might “explode” the bread or sink it like that
nokiacrusher@reddit
Baking is such a pain in the ass, and the nutritional value is nonexistent. But it "tastes nice." Fuck you I'm gonna cook real food.
0RedStar0@reddit
Thank you for explaining the science behind OP's bread butthole!
TheSteelSpartan420@reddit
Cold retard the dough, sounds like what I do with my finances.
Emerald_bamboo@reddit
This was so useful! Always appreciate the explanation from knowledgeable redditors!
rAxxt@reddit
Or, if you are my friend, you blame this on your wife walking too loud three rooms away.
Ancient_Power6416@reddit
Hear me out
Whatever801@reddit
Is it butthole bread day?
HierophanticRose@reddit
This loaf is strange but whole
gansobomb99@reddit
Man I haven't rewatched Preacher in a long time
Kenye_Kratz@reddit
How do I make one of these?
Cakeski@reddit
Hopefully you cleaned the mold after casting you ass, before making the bread right?
Hizam5@reddit
Delicious-Stretch-80@reddit
I brushed my teeth already!
robaroo@reddit
Alright. Sigh. unzips
Nancyhasnopants@reddit
The pucker has me in stitches!
EntropyNT@reddit
Likely overproofed caused by too much yeast. But if it tastes good who cares if it has an asshole?
CompetitivePepper518@reddit
it’s a caik
Mantank12345@reddit
"Pound Cake"
Kikuori@reddit
brussy
No-Invite-6286@reddit
Chocolate starfish?
curlygoats@reddit
Would
SnooObjections6553@reddit
Sequel to American pie starts here.
WhisperingHammer@reddit
How the hell did you manage that?
Additional_Worry9167@reddit
Aggravating-Drop-686@reddit
Sarlacc pit?
ConflictNo5518@reddit
Looks more like a belly button. Like someone who recently gave birth and stomach deflated with stretch marks.
kico30ty@reddit
Am I the only one compelled to stick my fingers in, tear off a hunk, and savor that delicious buttery loaf?
floofychaps@reddit
Pumpernickel 💨
grimmdoodle@reddit
Could have been left to prove too long but the indent suggests somebody poked the middle before baking
KingPistachio@reddit
/r/dontputyourdickinthat
SilentHelena@reddit
Do it
ApprehensivePeace575@reddit
Booty , booty , booty, booty rocking everywhere , rocking everywhere ~ Bubba Sparxx
GreyAstajho-24@reddit
Looks like a new home for Sarlacc
emo-kat-luffy@reddit
Oh boy, Pillsbury Doh! Boy!
ExtensionPatient2629@reddit
Actually shitty. Actually food. Actually porn.
Sleepy_Sheepz@reddit
How does this happen though 😭😭😭
Anonymoosehead123@reddit
So we’ve finally figured out where Jimmy Hoffa was buried.
MilkersMoth@reddit
Picture
Mouthshitter@reddit
Asshole
Historical-Gap-7084@reddit
You let it rise for too long. When bread rises for too long (over-proves) directly before going into the oven, it will fall because it's risen as high as it can, so it will fall down and sink. You could have also put too much yeast or sugar.
If you live at a high altitude, you will need to adjust your ingredients for the thinner atmosphere.
For example, I live at about 7,600 feet. Close to sea level, you'd want to put 3 teaspoons of yeast and 3 tablespoons of sugar into your dough. But because the atmosphere is thinner the higher the altitude, there isn't as much air pressure, so you need to reduce the yeast. I only put in 1.5 teaspoons of yeast and 2 tablespoons of sugar into my dough.
Hope this helps.
Orange_isA_coolColor@reddit
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Kyra_Heiker@reddit
You must have misheard, it's Bundt, not butt.
cristarain@reddit
Live_Past_5099@reddit
Oh my
Paigenacage@reddit
East_Law_4289@reddit
Would
FreshSent@reddit
You added too much butthole extract.
mm_moreno@reddit
Reminds me of that scene in American pie with the pie.
TakTheDetective@reddit
Who bred the bread
Hrefnesholt@reddit
Odd-Ad-8369@reddit
Can I borrow it for three minutes?
Lord-Glorfindel@reddit
C_Lo_87@reddit
Oh good, I wasn't the only one who thought of this!
CaulkSlug@reddit
I feel like I scrolled far too far down for this.
hullowurld@reddit
Everyone saw asshole and I saw sarlacc
CaulkSlug@reddit
You should throw Han, Chewey and Luke in there…
TheeParent@reddit
10/10 would
rshook27@reddit
Affinity-Charms@reddit
It's the brutthole
QuietWyatt0610@reddit
not mars… not jupiter…
rufian69@reddit
shalvinder@reddit
r/secretbuttholes
hymek@reddit
I’m usually anal about how I want my bread.. but not literally.
PaleEntertainment304@reddit
Purple_Squirrel325@reddit
I should call her
ooaussieoo@reddit
Butthole bread
CasualGamingDadd@reddit
Everywhere I look it reminds me of her.
TrippleassII@reddit
Well, you only live once...
AngelAlexis9@reddit
Yay!! someone made more bootyhole bread 🤣 thought we were gonna run out since the last post.
Due_Foot3268@reddit
Aye Nooose!
MarsupialTasty3135@reddit
I think it's beautiful 😻
MysticRevenant64@reddit
Can’t make up its mind on if it wants to be bread, or wants to be bred smh
Capable-Cry9682@reddit
stoyaway45@reddit
According to a meme of Ewan McGregor’s disembodied floating head, Bagel is old English for Butthole Bread. You made a bagel.
IrritatedMegascops@reddit
r/WeHaveSeenTheButthole
Idatemyhand@reddit
Yeah it does... Why don't you leave that bread here with me and you go on ahead and try again. I'm gonna give this one a talking too! >! And then I'm gonna fuck the hell out of!<
gsymf6969@reddit
... Yesterday, assholes in my bread were so far away...
Niaso@reddit
Throw Boba Fett in there
AlligatorFister@reddit
I’m celiac so while that looks good, I’ll have to stick with gluten free asshole.
yeyeyeyeyeyeistaken@reddit
Smash. Next question
LGreyS@reddit
I'd tap that... maybe... 🤔
Logical-Idea-1708@reddit
Would
scriptonic@reddit
............I'd eat that.
Fat_Barry@reddit
Jabba the Hutt tried to throw Luke in there I think.
AdOverall3944@reddit
If ypu used instant bread machine, use instant yeast. Old yeast, too little yeast, using margarine instead of butter does that sometimes (if machine says 2 tsp of yeast, try 3)
Hamshaggy70@reddit
Bananal loaf......
zeromnil_partdeux@reddit
Someone tongue punched your fart box
Aromatic_Temporary_8@reddit
That’s a Panus
Zestyclose-Stress766@reddit
You can make a great BBLT sandwich with that.
carelessscreams@reddit
yr-favorite-hedonist@reddit
The prophecy…
Ok_Barber_3314@reddit
Lisan Al Ghaib
joonsinnerchild@reddit
Agitated-Contact7686@reddit
That's not a proper bake! Opposite of a handshake on this one. You've buggered it all up.
-Paul Hollywood
fripletister@reddit
I like how you turned it sideways, as if it didn't resemble a butthole enough just sitting in the pan.
hulsey76@reddit
What's wrong with butthole bread?
MarlKarx-1818@reddit
Eat that booty like groceries
justbr0ws1ng@reddit
Boss I’m Going to need that exact recipe. Asking for a friend
alcien100@reddit
r/dontputyourdickinthat
ConnectHedgehog@reddit
FragrantDegree3894@reddit
Ur loaf has a belly button..
SergiotheWolf@reddit
Dont you dare
xo_kawaii_mama_xo@reddit
Sir, that's a butthole.
dancingwtdevil@reddit
That bread got me feeling a little frrrreaky
DEEZLE13@reddit
You’re supposed to use yeast, it seems you used weast
PthahloPheasant@reddit
Gonna ask if my partner wants my bread knot.
Zak_the_Wack@reddit
Would
Apart-Reflection-385@reddit
I miss him
HisDudenesssss@reddit
This is the second bread asshole post I've come across in like 5 minutes, wtf is even happening
ComprehensiveSafety3@reddit
Brush
toast_eater_@reddit
Anus loaf. 🍞
DudefromCali25@reddit
Not me being innocent and thinking it looked like the sarlacc pit in Star Wars
ViseLord@reddit
What's your bread's IG, OP?
narcodic_cassarole@reddit
Everybody check it out!! Butt bread. 👍
Elisacriann@reddit
Not fully cooked in the middle
SnakeOiler@reddit
call sir Richard pump-a-loaf, the demented bread boffer
jarious@reddit
Breadnus
Otherwise-Cat4928@reddit
First bread on Only Fans
NoDisaster5039@reddit
Either not enough baking soda or you didn’t wait long enough for the yeast to
porter306@reddit
American Loaf
anchorftw@reddit
Is that hole grain?
No-Chemistry4148@reddit
browneyesays@reddit
Crusty hole.
That70s_Scrubs@reddit
CouricsJury@reddit
Show this to the 5 guys at r/buttholebread
throwaway_1440_420@reddit
The 100% Bunghole Wheat loaf
stonebluf@reddit
Carrot_Cinna_Cake@reddit
You have some explaining to do
Natural_Red816@reddit
Breadussy
Fozzyetx@reddit
Jason Biggs would be proud
fried-twinkie@reddit
Please decorate with raisins at the center
DamperBritches@reddit
We'll tell your mother we ate it
LemonAdam445@reddit
copenhagen622@reddit
Reminds me of a certain character from the show Preacher
drsmith48170@reddit
Butthole bread a new taste treat!
yapi0110@reddit
dont waste it USE it
bidon_boy@reddit
This bread better calm tf down real quick
Common_Mistake2024@reddit
That is a brown star of Doom.
alert592@reddit
Bread that only a mother could love
Fortspucking@reddit
Anyone for a sarlacc sandwich?
HemmingwayDaqAttack@reddit
Not the forbidden sourdussy
RetroSwamp@reddit
Go on ..Do it.
Plasmabreakdown@reddit
All hail Shai-Hulud!
umijuvariel@reddit
Got some good ol' BHB there...
Booty-Hole Bread
kerryinthenameof@reddit
White chocolate starfish and the weißwurst flavored water
Reversepasturization@reddit
We all know where the icing needs to go. Believe me, we ALL know.
pipehonker@reddit
Did you open the lid after the dough was poofed up and touching the top?
irishrose381@reddit
Thats hawt
Lanky-Cut-8164@reddit
*would*
Tough_Arm_2454@reddit
Sphincter says jelly.
Dry_Software_1824@reddit
Ah yes, the infamous BruttHole
Maximum-Trip2801@reddit
I think it's been fisted a few times.
SLOOT_APOCALYPSE@reddit
need the bread harder, I'll talk to you guys soon put in a bowl and cover it and let it rise. if you skip the step it will make huge bubbles that eventually pop and deflate. or maybe the bread isn't strong enough to hold the bubbles together if you didn't need it and let it rise and it still did this then perhaps you need to add a little bit of egg to make it hold together and stretch instead of rip
Boring-Interest7203@reddit
Somebody looking at this pic just got very excited. That you Jason Biggs?
MorningHorror5872@reddit
Maybe you have just invented asshole bread! It’s kind of amazing!
Garmberos@reddit
SHAI HULUD! BLESSED BE THE MAKER AND HIS WATER
-SHAI_HULUD@reddit
Hell yeah
Donvack@reddit
The baking spice must flow!
Aethrin1@reddit
The ~~spice~~ yeast must flow!
HangingOutx@reddit
LISAN AL GAIB!
cardueline@reddit
🪱🙏🏻bless the coming and the going of him🙏🏻🪱
Lopsided_Walrus_8601@reddit
May his passage cleanse the world And keep the world for his people
d3rpderp@reddit
Now get some Nutella for those buns.
BalancedGuy1@reddit
Breatussy
Nybs_GB@reddit
A sandworm, nice dune reference.
Binger_Gread@reddit
Bless the Maker and His water.
Corwin_777@reddit
Tongue punch that fartbox
Roadoc@reddit
Something was off in the recipe…too much sugar and it expanded to fast then collapsed.
VoidMarker@reddit
Breadnus
Noodlepichu@reddit
Try fingers but hole
Nulap@reddit
Bread and butthole
Minimum_Painter_3687@reddit
Fun-Cold1185@reddit
Thats a butt for a shit
soulihide@reddit
this is the second bread hole i've been subjected to since opening reddit ten minutes ago. i think i need to leave.
Difficult_Bee_49@reddit
Sphincterdough Bread
Audomadic@reddit
I should really call her
Littleupsidedown@reddit
ANUSTART
Shad_Roug_Omeg@reddit
Stop ‘American Pie’-ing the bread!
Repulsive-Act8712@reddit
It’s a couch cushion from jd Vance’s sofa
HardLithobrake@reddit
It looks like sucked on a lemon.
New_Lake5484@reddit
keep trying.
RateTechnical7569@reddit
Cover it in chocolate
ShaneRach225@reddit
I should call her
Mikus510@reddit
Sniff it!
ginjji@reddit
Would
Former_Barracuda399@reddit
Looks like my butthole after a night of Tacobell.
silverman37831@reddit
This how I select my watermelons
LeonidasTheWarlock@reddit
Just fuck it and stop showing it off.
CheckYoSelf8224@reddit
Brown eye friend
PsychologicalAd3253@reddit
Looks tight
aretooamnot@reddit
Right like AnuS
Ok_Surprise_4090@reddit
It's underbaked.
No_Zookeepergame9@reddit
I'm sure Spencer's Gifts would love to buy these from you wholesale.
Yeetdaddy87@reddit
Do not the bread
jmfranklin515@reddit
That’s a total BILF
PukingPandaSS@reddit
I mean I call the ends of the loaf the butt piece, but I guess the asshole piece works too.
Narrow_Turnip_7129@reddit
Instructions unclear. Dick caught in bread.
DefinitionLittle1281@reddit
5RussianSpaceMonkeys@reddit
Probably be really good with some Nutella, or that lemon glaze from the post after this one
Nervous_Invite_4661@reddit
LOL!
Nice_Statement7703@reddit
Well, did you?
Relative-Cod-7623@reddit
Sphincter loaf
spintronic@reddit
Everything reminds me of her …
Ok-Abroad3877@reddit
*
SwooceBrosGaming@reddit
Not the brussy
Lower_Stick5426@reddit
The second picture just made my day. I can’t stop laughing… thank you!
Killer-Klown1204@reddit
That bead needs to chill
Inevitable_Nobody733@reddit
I have made many a loaf of bread… I’ve never achieved the ass loaf tho 🤔😜😂
oroborus68@reddit
You either have the oven too hot,or not hot enough. Maybe.
ThatsRobToYou@reddit
We'll just tell your mom we ate it all.
hbsboak@reddit
JumpyPicture6986@reddit
Sphincter bread
Electrical-Volume765@reddit
r/dontputyourdickinthat
icleanjaxfl@reddit
SteelClover81@reddit
Everything reminds me of her
LiterallyTestudo@reddit
I should call her…
nichecopywriter@reddit
Scrolled too far for this comment, it always makes me laugh
Emerald_bamboo@reddit
Reminds me of him…
OutrageousRhubarb853@reddit
JasonEssler@reddit
Atruckerguy@reddit
Ah yes butthole bread!
ElanthianKittyMomma@reddit
over proofed it
Slenderellla@reddit
You broke the surface tension.
IllvesterTalone@reddit
remember a day in prison (not that bad, still not great) dude comes out of his cell with a bag of some scraps of garbage a couple buns/rolls in there, someone else else in the unit "hey man can I have those buns", guy replies "no, haha, i fucked em".
surprisingly, some odd folks in prison. 🤷
brainfreez012@reddit
A sphincter says what?
ratchetsisters@reddit
Nice bread asshole, bread asshole!
rawrkittysaur@reddit
not the breadussy
Own_Space2923@reddit
Did you put in salt?
Sad_Wishbone_1524@reddit
Welp. Time to eat some ass
Heavy-Tour-2328@reddit
What did you do wrong? Did you sit on it?
chubsizzle@reddit
The French have a term for it, Pain-al.
j7envivo@reddit
Puckered loaf
I-I2O@reddit
"Puckernickel"
Sharp_Low6787@reddit
Warm up the butter. I'm on my way.
Big-Web-On@reddit
Everything reminds me of her.
MarijuanaFelon@reddit
I bet it tastes like shit…
Quick-Onion3788@reddit
Don’t f it
jshifrin@reddit
A squashed cushion.
model3335@reddit
SHAI-HALUD
MaskedButPresent@reddit
Dont stick your baguette in that
putzy0127@reddit
r/accidentalbutthole
SAINTnumberFIVE@reddit
You can say it…a bready button.
AccordingAd6224@reddit
Please put some underpants on your bread.
Lord-Azrael@reddit
do not the bread
Urbanviking1@reddit
Congrats on making "a-hole" loaf.
Durahl@reddit
StringSlinging@reddit
You will therefore be taken to the Dune Sea and cast into the Pit of Carkoon, the nesting place of the all-powerful Sarlacc. In its belly, you will find a new definition of pain and suffering, as you are slowly digested over a thousand years
inthedrops@reddit
You baked a flesh light?
Purgii@reddit
Balloon knot.
stickyfingers_69@reddit
That's a nice Breadussy
ShaneBarnstormer@reddit
Bread and BUTTer
lymphtoad@reddit
r/accidentalasshole
Equivalent-Chip-6310@reddit
Mmm, butthole bread.
Far-Dimension3508@reddit
Prolapsed bum hole
Thick_Bicycle_4099@reddit
If it’s still warm… could I borrow it for… something?
Fun-Jellyfish-61@reddit
Just needs some strawberry jam.
Nevermind2010@reddit
Over proofed or you forgot to add salt
VeryVideoGame@reddit
Just let me take it to the bushes
qawsedrf12@reddit
Perfect for Preacher fans
-_Catbug_-@reddit
Butter that bread hole 🤤
SickIndivual@reddit
I can tell it tastes like ass just by looking at it!
Not_3_Raccoons@reddit
At least it doesn't taste like ass!
AsideLost@reddit
You made a Sarlac pit monster
EnergyZestyclose3378@reddit
Star Wars nerd here, I see a Sarlacc Pit. 🤷🏽♂️
Rad131447@reddit
Stop trying to stick your penis in the dough dude.
Existing-Bus-7120@reddit
Get this Breadussy off of my tl
shutterbug1961@reddit
yes a Sarlacc pit
Direct-Pudding-497@reddit
You can still eat that bread but it will enjoy it getting eaten
BalzactheEunuch@reddit
She's beautiful! Look at those spokes!
Illustrious-Towel-45@reddit
Wrong pan. You need an actual loaf pan to make bread.
Direct-Appearance609@reddit
Now I know its crazy BUT
Koseoglu-2X4B-523P@reddit
Breanus
ScallionElectronic61@reddit
You know you could have put butter pieces on the edges watching them slowly melting towards the hole...
Born-Sea-4942@reddit
Throw some Nutella in it
Outrageous-Donkey-32@reddit
Wow this fits the subreddit handle perfectly! You could say this post is very well done!
zeppelinboy@reddit
https://64.media.tumblr.com/0ca6653ad48621fc1da56ee8b24696ff/tumblr_o808qngvGA1romohwo6_r1_250.gifv
MoultingRoach@reddit
How much for an hour with it?
Clear_Writer5944@reddit
BUTTHOLE BREAD!!!
Appropriate-Bank-883@reddit
Can I borrow that loaf????
Jupwee@reddit
Canuhduh420@reddit
You’ve applied a powerful new detail to the butt of loaf
SkynBonce@reddit
Call it a "sourdough Sarlacc pitt" and flog it to Star Wars fans?
White_foxes@reddit
Ugh.. *unzips*
HerculesIsMyDad@reddit
Uncle Leo?
tarlin@reddit
Damn, you did a good job making a Sarlacc pit.
BooksMiBoi@reddit
Starfish Sourdough
Bellsprout_Party_69@reddit
Why have only two butts on a loaf of bread when they can all have a piece of the butt?
Ozyx80@reddit
Sarlacc!
HovercraftStock4986@reddit
That’s not for eating
ZestyChinchilla@reddit
This is prime r/mildlybutthole material.
Herpty_Derp95@reddit
Gonna tattoo a tramp stamp just above it? good lord
0RedStar0@reddit
What in the cornholeo?
dosdidus@reddit
Mystouille@reddit
Help! I stuck my baking cylinder into this piece of bread and I want to retrieve the cylinder intact since it's a precious gift. Any advice appreciated.
C_Lo_87@reddit
Sarlak pit lol
Tricky-Pen2672@reddit
Bootyhole bread, lol…
Stapityou@reddit
It needs more time
Ok_Judgment3871@reddit
Fat_Kid_Hot_4_U@reddit
Fellas, hear me out...
reirone@reddit
Throw a hot dog down it.
Danicia@reddit
Rule 34 my dudes
Butthole_Ticklah@reddit
DsavAGE30@reddit
Oop
frag_enabler@reddit
Anus loaf
Acrobatic_Finance427@reddit
(ass)whole wheat bread?
Petrichor-Juice@reddit
Sarlach bread lol
Bolkohir@reddit
What did you do to that bread?!
elctronyc@reddit
American pie 🫶🏽
swiftrevoir@reddit
Would
One-Earth9294@reddit
Shai Huloaf
Disastrous_Error_358@reddit
InsanePancake3@reddit
Whatever you do, don’t stick your penis in
Main-Necessary2941@reddit
Looks like arsemouth from preacher.
tsaxhaug@reddit
Fskn@reddit
Everything reminds me of her..
Due-Listen2632@reddit
Just butter it up and it's good to go.
skinink@reddit
When a cake is made by Maynard James Keenan.
Chuyzapatist@reddit
Don’t stick your dick in that.
CappnMidgetSlappr@reddit
Looks like you pinched out a sweet loaf of bread!
GracefullySavage@reddit
I don't know what it is, but I know it's inappropriate.
Dromedaeus@reddit
krivik_zomber@reddit
lube it with BUTTer
BackgroundDesigner52@reddit
LordVixen@reddit
It needs cream filling.
jc2pointzero@reddit
jc2pointzero@reddit
greatthebob38@reddit
ChewbaccaOnFries@reddit
StarbuckWoolf@reddit
At least it’s bleached
TopDress7853@reddit
At least you didn’t finish inside. Right?
Dyxe66@reddit
Drip chocolate and caramel syrup into it.
Upper_Sherbet_5889@reddit
Breadussy
Sweetheart43@reddit
Girl thats a bootyhole
icookandiknowthngs@reddit
Sarlac pit
Lepke2011@reddit
Give it here. It needs some cream filling.
Dyxe66@reddit
I want to fill it with caramel and chocolate syrup.
Butterbackfisch@reddit
We all know what wrong you did.
pocahontasmcglinchey@reddit
ShadowElite86@reddit
OTSly@reddit
Breanus
faux_shore@reddit
You fucked the bread didn’t you?
ohmygodcrayons@reddit
Ohhhh this makes me so nervous as I've just started a loaf in my bread machine. It takes over 4 hours to complete, now I'm gonna be worried even though I did everything right lol
DepressedWalrus666@reddit
This is more porn than food tbh
Ismellpu@reddit
Just_the_questions1@reddit
helved@reddit
Anyone say Brussy yet?
BodegaBum-@reddit
r/Breadit
sirdoughnutboy@reddit
Breadhole
owwlies@reddit
Negative_Guard_5152@reddit
Just bleach it.
Good-Jackfruit8592@reddit
“We’ll just uh, tell your mom we ate it”
MissionApollo7@reddit
Put some Nutella on it and it'll fit this sub even better
jazzhandpanda@reddit
ahem
SARLACC LOAF
Denjis-left-big-toe@reddit
You should glaze it
AllNewsAllTheDayLong@reddit
Get it while it's still warm!
Torreez@reddit
🤣
arosettaleopard@reddit
well.. any hole's a goal i guess
MommaGuy@reddit
Did you open the bread machine while it was baking?
the-radio-bastard@reddit
Brectum
Adept_Sea_2847@reddit
Breadhole. A bread butthole.
Trashusdeadeye@reddit
That’s no moon…
im__pooping@reddit
Looks delicious...
neumeii@reddit
Is this why they call the ends of a bread "butt bread"?
xxxxx420xxxxx@reddit
This is the new improved butt bread
XXII78@reddit
Does it taste like a penny?
UnderstandingBig1915@reddit
Thank you! Sorry but couldn't help laughing.
LightenUpPhrancis@reddit
Stick a Hershey's Kiss in there and call it dessert.
DarkEnergy_101@reddit
I mean… why not
woodenmetalman@reddit
You should keep it around for… educational purposes?
hand13@reddit
r/secretbuttholes was waiting for this
Immediate-Artist8345@reddit
Bungholio Bread
Medical_Rate3986@reddit
Anus bread XD
b_free_blast@reddit
Put some nutella on it
PizzaGlass831@reddit
This is almost worthy of its own subreddit.
Butt from a pan? We already have poopfromabutt and shitfromabutt, but what about the butt itself?
Katy-Moon@reddit
r/WeHaveSeenTheButthole
Durgals@reddit
r/WeHaveSeenTheButthole
lesbian_agent_ram@reddit
Girl that’s a bootyhole
Geminoctopi@reddit
Just needs so chocolate dipping sauce
Geminoctopi@reddit
Just needs some chocolate dipping sauce
weirdoimmunity@reddit
Now it just needs frosting
TIFUbyVapingatWork@reddit
The-Tarman@reddit
Either too much, or too little, yeast... I have the same problem sometimes.. it happens to everyone. Especially if it's been a long time since you baked last. Don't beat yourself up. You can try again, and I'm sure it'll rise to the occasion...
__Jaume@reddit
wHole bread
childishjorgino_@reddit
Loafussy
Jdargz@reddit
Fair_Package8612@reddit
I’d still fuck with that (and fuck that)
throwaway_anonymous7@reddit
Hugh Janus
Successful-Count-120@reddit
I like bread butts, and I cannot lie...
goonatic1@reddit
Looks like it would smell yeasty
Lava-Chicken@reddit
Put some icing on it.
I_Hate_Tyops@reddit
I know! It's an asshole, right!?!
Ecoclone@reddit
A fresh, warm butthole wheat loaf. Count me in
dannydavithoe@reddit
Us3rAn0nym0@reddit
Do not the bread
MaybeMaybeNot94@reddit
B~~~read~~~utthole
Retrocop101@reddit
It's right for the wrong reasons.
zenandian@reddit
Pucker up buttercup!
Hahascrewyou@reddit
Shouldnt have fucked it
Historical_Guess2565@reddit
That’s a belly button!
Mugenmonkey@reddit
Aww you made Uranus.
Doneifundone@reddit
The breadussy
Doneifundone@reddit
Or Bussy for short
gbk88@reddit
Try finger, but hole.
captainfairenough@reddit
girl, that's a bootyhole!
Kalupaaaargh@reddit
OpeningDull5969@reddit
Rip it apart with two hands from the center
thatoneweirdude@reddit
Not the breadussy
formicidaehomosapien@reddit
DO put your dick and that. Probably nice and warm
J3wFro8332@reddit
I should call her
ColdenGorral-1@reddit
Stuff it with chocolate! Or corn!
yells_at_bugs@reddit
Das ass.
johnmarkfoley@reddit
Breadass
carknut@reddit
CyberS1ght@reddit
I think your recipe has a plot hole
brantmcney@reddit
Your bread looks like it wants to be bred.
TheTipsyWizard@reddit
Did you stick a single finger into it though?
Working-Ingenuity361@reddit
Like your ass?
Which-Celebration-89@reddit
Sphincter loaf
j-bird696969@reddit
Would
housustaja@reddit
/r/WeHaveSeenTheButthole
myfishytaco@reddit
Im tongue punching that fosho
Alternative-Fox-7255@reddit
I should call her
oO0ft@reddit
Anusourdough
Ok-Technician-4370@reddit
I actually think it takes real skill and talent to make asshole bread so bravo! 😂
Interesting-Rope-950@reddit
I'd eat that end
OddRoyal7207@reddit
r/mildlybutthole
Exolotl17@reddit
Oh lol 😁
catsplants420@reddit
Show me your bootyhole
Round-Fig2642@reddit
Your bread is a complete asshole.
BrazenBear1996@reddit
Bung hole bread
Whole_Prism@reddit
Accidental anus?
LiesiLy@reddit
✨🎶butthole bread, butthole bread, where did you come from…. It could have been the gluten chain or maybe it’s underdone… oh sphincter loaf oh sphincter loaf how did you come to be… was it the yeast or rising time oh what could it be… 🎶✨
ActualPimpHagrid@reddit
I made bread maker bread a few weeks ago and forgot to add yeast so you’re doing better than that at least lol
YourHooliganFriend@reddit
The ole butthole roll.
ZePlotThickener@reddit
Looks like the mouth of that kid from Preacher. What was his name?
KrayzieBone187@reddit
Butthole Bread. As it was the style at the time.
BearvsShad@reddit
Bread got me feeling some type of way
Audrey_Ropeburn@reddit
Fresh baked Bussy!
PuzzyFussy@reddit
The comments did not disappoint 🤣🤣 yall are cracked 😭
HotHits630@reddit
I bet it's warm and moist.
2_MinutesTurkish@reddit
anchorftw@reddit
That looks like ass.
BattlehawkGaming@reddit
thissomeotherplace@reddit
You baked an anus
CounterstrainingCunt@reddit
Bussy (bread pussy)
i-am-your-god-now@reddit
Man, that bread looks like ass. 😂 I say you lean in and decorate accordingly. 😂
rabidparrots@reddit
Brd
ElishaAlison@reddit
STRAIGHT TO THE COMMENTS.
Also sorry OP ❤️
thatwasprettypetty@reddit
Jim Levenstein would be into this….
honey_nut_cheeryhoe@reddit
The_Disapyrimid@reddit
goatsee loaf
Playful_Dot_5039@reddit
At least it had the decency to bleach itself before presenting itself to you
SpeedBlitzX@reddit
When you put it on a serving dish flip it upside down
genescheesezthatplz@reddit
“Something”
TroyMcClure0815@reddit
Why this reminds me on the „American pie“ movie?
bunnykitten94@reddit
Yes, you did. You did something wrong. Something terribly, terribly wrong
randymarsh999@reddit
Reload86@reddit
Whatever you do, DONT STICK IT IN.
Cum__Cookie@reddit
A breadlight
Rose_X_Eater@reddit
LiamIsMyNameOk@reddit
We'll just tell your mother, erm, that we ate all the bread?
ObjectiveSeaweed5787@reddit
Butt, how does it smell?
Admirable-Common-176@reddit
Where are the instructions and where do you get the medical grade silicone?
r_daniel_oliver@reddit
r/EatItYouFuckinCoward
Iamporridge44@reddit
Do not the bread
External-Fig9754@reddit
Classic bread machine. Try lowering your yeast and water
ChefAsstastic@reddit
Difficult-Survey8384@reddit
“Something else” being so obvious as to what it’s alluding to makes it even funnier
Imaginary-Package607@reddit
r/buttshitfrom
Competitive-Baker518@reddit
Did ya put your dick in it ?
cardueline@reddit
I read your title to the tune of “Yesterday” by the Beatles
Throwaway_Planet@reddit
Your fleshlight has a yeast infection.
Spiritual_Throat_556@reddit
good old bread machine bread with the booty holes
greenbastard1591@reddit