Rewriting history- Nippon style

I'm glad I watched it when I did because there's no chance I would be able to sit through it now. It's got interesting lore and there's a lot to like there but holy fuck!

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Papa-pumpking@reddit

Prisma illya anime is garbage just coomer bait all over.Manga is okay though still id give it a 7/10

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cremaglitch@reddit

garbage take, but that's a given for a mongrel

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kanonshiomi@reddit

extra erasure that shit was so peak unless you utterly despise Nero or something

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Camel_ALot@reddit

Motherfucker at least add Strange/Fake to that list (granted we have 0.0001% of it animated).

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ToumaKazusa1@reddit

Incorrect.

FSN, FHA, the cooking one, and Carnival Phantasm are good.

The rest, especially Zero, are garbage (and this includes the anime version of FSN)

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FrozenAquarius@reddit

Fate's character design is so dogshit I hate how Mordred and Tiamat look so much

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demideumvitae@reddit

Downvoted for disliking a fundamentally flawed character design

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TheSpartyn@reddit

Mordred looks great if you ignore her garbage stage 3

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somemeatball@reddit

Most of her ingame appearances have her in stage 2 anyway lol. The only time I can recall even seeing stage three outside apocrypha is in the Camelot movies when she fought Sanzang

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Gogr_eu@reddit

Fate origins from a porn game so it checks out that they make shit like that.

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PrrrromotionGiven1@reddit

The funny thing is the original hornybaits far less than the new, non-porn stuff

Like in a route that takes over 30 hours to read you'll get maybe three or four scenes where Shirou talks about how attractive someone is (while they just wear totally normal everyday clothes and have quite average proportions), a couple of more compromising scenes, and then a couple of actual sex scenes.

And this is spread across THIRTY HOURS so it really is just something that comes up occasionally

With a lot of the new characters literally any time they are on screen is automatically gooner bait just because that's how they look 24/7

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PositiveWind342@reddit

As a Fate hater I gotta disagree, the designs there weren't like this at all. Besides Rider but she was a lot less scantily clad then most FGO characters

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SuperRacsist69@reddit

Why do they look like children?

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somemeatball@reddit

Because the artist decided to draw Nero like that, and the other two actually are lol

Nero is the only adult woman up there

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StandardN02b@reddit

This is not the real insult. What is the real abomination is what they did with Caesar.

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Trigger_Fox@reddit

They did my boy so fucking dirty its unreal

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david__14@reddit

fate stay night had an interesting premise and the gacha legitimately ruined it by turning everyone into an anime girl for coom bux. I bet they would have turned lancer >!otherwise known as cu chulainn!< into an anime girl if he wasn't already from the source material

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somemeatball@reddit

Tbf, they didn’t do that with any of the other Irish heroes like Fergus, Fionn, or Diarmuid, so maybe not with Cu.

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Anzire@reddit

They made a shota version.

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Meme_Master_Dude@reddit

Tbf that's literally just him as a Kid before he accidentally murder Chulainn's dog

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Trigger_Fox@reddit

I mean, the og Vn is also absurdly sexual, Nasu was just trying way harder to make a good story back then. Grand Order also has some pretty good stories, i liked the lostbelts, especially Lb6.

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david__14@reddit

yeah I understand that, like, I thought it was cool when they did the >! genderbending !!provided by loki, ofc!<

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relativenoise@reddit

Who the fuck is Abigail Williams?

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EccentricNerd22@reddit

One of the girls who accused people of witchcraft and caused the start of the salem witch trials according to a google search.

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SilliusS0ddus@reddit

she just wanted to live deliciously

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MacGillycuddy_Reeks@reddit

One of the characters from The Crucible. I didn't realise she was an historical figure.

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BurysainsEleas@reddit

The Crucible aged her up to turn the story into an insane forbidden love story. In reality, her dad abused the tension in the already split community to guide them into a mass hysteria and have his neighbors executed to buy their land.

Someone even put together a nice map where you can see how no one who lived inconveniently far from his land was accused, but his daughter and slave pointed fingers at literally everyone next door.

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Alfred_Leonhart@reddit

Boy

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Mushiren_@reddit

One of the few kids whose accusations essentially ignited the Salem Witch Trials.

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Damp_Truff@reddit

Small note: Wu Zetian was a woman, however is generally given the honorific Emperor despite the fact that Emperor typically refers to male sovereigns.

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LightSideoftheForce@reddit

Hungary and Poland both had female kings: simply because there was no such concept as a female monarch, however nothing stated that the king had to be male, to they were crowned as kings

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Admirable-Ad-5026@reddit

How did the inheritance work in these countries?, did they just get the oldest living child or was it just because there were no male heir to the throne?

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LightSideoftheForce@reddit

It happened once in the 14th century, when Hungary and Poland was in a personal union (same king, separate countries). That king, Louis I had no sons, only three daughters. Even though women inheriting the throne was not a thing, he was powerful enough to push it through. Jadwiga, who got the Polish throne was more accepted, she’s one of the most popular Polish kings. Mary, who got the Hungarian throne had more trouble getting accepted, there was a short period where she was dethroned, but she returned with her husband, Sigismund, however her second term was co-ruling with her husband, with most of the power belonging to him, not her.

As for Hungary, there was one other female ruler, Maria Theresa, but that was much later, in the 18th century, and in her case, her father changed the inheritence law, so she was crowned as a queen.

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SerendipitouslySane@reddit

Maria Theresa's ascension also blew up Europe in the War of Austrian Succession, lasting 8 years with 750,000 casualties. The inconclusive nature of the treaty that ended that war led to the Seven Year's War 8 years later which killed 800,000. Her crowning was responsible for a million dead Europeans.

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LightSideoftheForce@reddit

It’s funny, that you blame her for those deaths, not the assholes who were unwilling to accept her legitimacy

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SerendipitouslySane@reddit

I didn't blame jack. History happens to people. If anything I blame her dad. You're projecting.

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LightSideoftheForce@reddit

Blame her dad for not having sons? Or what?

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SerendipitouslySane@reddit

For being on the throne and not knowing enough geopolitics to know it would start a war?

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AltenbacherBier@reddit

She also became concubine with 14. So the picture is probably historically accurate somehow.

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Cabra42@reddit

Banger mindustry mender PFP man

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AltenbacherBier@reddit

To be fair Wu Zetian probably did look like that at some point. Given the average height of Chinese women back then and that she become a concubine at age 14.

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Nand-Monad-Nor@reddit

You can make an argument for the left most but the other two are bait

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Silverware_soviet@reddit

Supposedly the cope for wu zetian is that she was a concubine at 12 but i still hate it

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Nand-Monad-Nor@reddit

I should have clarified, the proportions on the left can be argued exist in real adult women, but the face is iffy. The other two are children.

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Silverware_soviet@reddit

Like i said i’m also not a fan of the design, i’m just explaining the reason why its like that for those interested

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StandardN02b@reddit

Hell the chinese goverment event went as far as censoring her.

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LuckyC4t@reddit

The Chinese government censored Quin Shi Huang as well. And a lot of sexual content that gets censored is replaced with less revealing artwork, like in the case of Mata Hari. Meanwhile, there is no artwork for Wu Zetian, she's just a generic Assassin class. So it seems like she's censored because she's a Chinese Emperor, rather than because she's a loli.

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Meme_Master_Dude@reddit

So it seems like she's censored because she's a Chinese Emperor, rather than because she's a loli.

No she's censored because she's Chinese.

All Chinese servants' portrait and art are all censored in the CN Version. Just any depiction of their historical character is censored in the game.

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6crem@reddit

They either become a cool aura farming ojisan or an cute anime girl (or femboy) nothing in between.

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cremaglitch@reddit

Man, not Mandricardo getting forgotten again.

Arash is not an ojisan, and neither was REGEND.

Achilles dies young, and so is his #1 fanboy— Iskandar.

Almost all of Knights of the Round Table are ikemen, not ojisan.

Irish bros (Cú, Diarmuid, Fionn, Fergus) are not that old.

Indian bros are not ojisan

Point is, there are PLENTY of in between. Curb your ignorance

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Anzire@reddit

Wu Zetian has a summer version and she's an adult in that one. Which was suprising since FGO like summer loli units. Abigail is still the same age in her summer version.

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Meme_Master_Dude@reddit

Tbf Abigail's historical part is a child so it makes sense why she doesn't age, Wu Zetian on the other hand is a Chinese Emperor who has a pretty long history, so there'll be variations of her

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Anzire@reddit

In FGO if you debut as a "loli" servant you usually stay as a "loli" servant. Thats why Wu's summer version was a surprised because they actually gave her an adult version.

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Meme_Master_Dude@reddit

In FGO if you debut as a "loli" servant you usually stay as a "loli" servant.

Hmm, fair actually. I don't think I remember anyone els-

No wait Beni-enma does that with her Alter. But yeah I think they're the only examples of that happening.

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kebukai@reddit

Still no playable version of benienma alter though. Incidentally, she's drawn by the same artist as Wu Zetian, Harada Takehito (of Disgaea fame)

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fortinbras_420@reddit

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SmoothPimp85@reddit

Marx and Engels biopic: Marx, Engels and the fist edition of Das Kapital. Kritik der politischen Ökonomie

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MrCattsDad@reddit

Do little girls really weigh 35kg? That seems really unhealthy.

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bitt3n@reddit

they feel a lot heavier when they're struggling

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Consistent-Signal617@reddit

AND I'M ALL FOR IT

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AggravatingRaisin111@reddit

Whats wrong with turning historical figures into cute anime girls it's not like all other depictions historically accurate or otherwise could simply vanish one day leaving this as the only serving record of these historical figures /j Also anon is fake cause history isn't real and anon is gay cause he uses 4chan

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AsterlovesTedK@reddit

You dont get it amerikajin gaijin the children need to be semi naked! its crucial for the story you freaking gaijin!