It’s actually piss easy lol. 4 is harder and 5 is really hard. Mostly people just learn tricks with 4 balls. All you gotta do is hold 2 balls in one hand and one in the other (for the sake of the example I’ll assume you hold 2 balls in your left and 1 in your right). Then throw one of the two balls in your left hand up and diagonally right to the other hand. Then when that ball reaches its maximum height throw the ball in your right hand up and diagonally left to the left hand. Try and catch them both and practice this until you get the hang of it. Then add in the third ball when the second ball reaches its maximum height and just repeat the process. Once you know how it works it’s very easy, you will just struggle with consistency until you’ve practiced enough and can catch the balls better and throw them less randomly
No that’s pretty much all there is to it, I learned it in a few hours. If you’re struggling with consistency remember to have a slight bend in your knees, try to throw at the same height and throw in front of a wall so it bounces them back if you throw them too far (training wheels)
Aha, that's the neat part. Since he just photoshopped a 4chan thread it's more like drawing a fish, throwing the canvas onto the bucket, scooping it out, and then saying you caught an actual fish.
Scr1bble-@reddit
It’s actually piss easy lol. 4 is harder and 5 is really hard. Mostly people just learn tricks with 4 balls. All you gotta do is hold 2 balls in one hand and one in the other (for the sake of the example I’ll assume you hold 2 balls in your left and 1 in your right). Then throw one of the two balls in your left hand up and diagonally right to the other hand. Then when that ball reaches its maximum height throw the ball in your right hand up and diagonally left to the left hand. Try and catch them both and practice this until you get the hang of it. Then add in the third ball when the second ball reaches its maximum height and just repeat the process. Once you know how it works it’s very easy, you will just struggle with consistency until you’ve practiced enough and can catch the balls better and throw them less randomly
BrisingrAurelius@reddit
Who asked
Berkuts_Lance_Plus@reddit
you'
re mum lol
BrisingrAurelius@reddit
I obviously know anon asked
It was a joke geniuses
yaangyiing_@reddit
bro fuck you, fuck your family, fuck everyone you love, and fuck all your dead homies and relatives
wait... did you just fall for the ragebait?
BrisingrAurelius@reddit
Great
My ragebait gets downvoted, go on, downvote this one too
Scr1bble-@reddit
BrisingrAurelius@reddit
Fake
DarkScorpion48@reddit
R restofthefuckingowl
Scr1bble-@reddit
No that’s pretty much all there is to it, I learned it in a few hours. If you’re struggling with consistency remember to have a slight bend in your knees, try to throw at the same height and throw in front of a wall so it bounces them back if you throw them too far (training wheels)
DarkScorpion48@reddit
I can’t even jungle one, bro
Berkuts_Lance_Plus@reddit
Can you desert one?
LemonFlavoredMelon@reddit
No no, too wordy, here, I'll explain it in Chudenese.
DUH, HOLDING BALLS DIFFERENT, THROW DIAGONALLY, NO LOOK AT JUGGLE BALLS USE PERIPHERAL.
Toberto_arnulfo@reddit
Dragonslayer3@reddit
Seymour_Flex@reddit
He compromised
hundenkattenglassen@reddit
Compromised before or after the 20 years in the can?
canadian_bacon02@reddit
Why are you posting the Shah of Iran?
TheJReesW@reddit
Hot and sticky, like my balls
Capital_Pick3604@reddit
This is true (am jews)
Toberto_arnulfo@reddit
Capital_Pick3604@reddit
I also know what am (am jews)
usernameaeaeaea@reddit
Actually pretty in-character for cats
Frequent_Beat4527@reddit
Deep down you know they are
Biolume_Eater@reddit
the french are to blame. Cirque du soliel ass niggas and their witchcraft
SSjjlex@reddit
Killua2142@reddit
I can teach you how to jungle. I peaked Master 1LP on Wukong.
BilleyBong@reddit (OP)
No thanks, I got master 2 LP
Killua2142@reddit
Goat 🙇♂️
KnightThyme@reddit
I didn't read the subject or look at the picture so for a few seconds I was wondering why anon was so obsessed with people with three testicles
THEPIGWHODIDIT@reddit
dTrecii@reddit
Fake: Anon has 3 testicles
Gay: Anon is thinking about other people’s testicles
c00kdJ3llY@reddit
There bawlls
high_throughput@reddit
There's an extra guy dressed in all black holding the third ball
powerdilf@reddit
Throw one in the air. Problem solved.
ShefBoiRDe@reddit
Practice anon, Practice.
But heres a tip from a professional i met once: You can one up the jugglers by sucking 2 men off and juggling 4 balls instead of 3.
ISimpForSinestrea2@reddit
anon is average valhein main
masterch33f420@reddit
Wouldn't you like to know
BilleyBong@reddit (OP)
hi frens, i had this idea for a greentext so i decided to make it (4chan is an unholy land) and share here. did i do good anons?
Gogr_eu@reddit
Never post your own shit here
LukeJaywalker0@reddit
posting your own 4chan threads is like dropping a fish into a bucket, scooping it out, and saying you caught it
CommunicationOk3766@reddit
Aha, that's the neat part. Since he just photoshopped a 4chan thread it's more like drawing a fish, throwing the canvas onto the bucket, scooping it out, and then saying you caught an actual fish.
BilleyBong@reddit (OP)
No Photoshop I went to 4chan for the first time, verified my email and posted. I saw too many fembussies
_Nick7@reddit
Mmmmm fembussies... 🤤
CommunicationOk3766@reddit
Ah, I see. It looked a bit edited, and since you said that 4chan sucks I just assumed you didn't use it, thus photoshopped it.
Sorry then, lol.
wedditmod@reddit
Cumming into a jar, drinking it, and saying "thank you daddy"
myn3meisjo3@reddit
If your going to post your own green text here don’t admit it
Admirable-Ad-5026@reddit
He's just a 4chan user farming karma here like the rest of us fellow redditors
ReturnRadio@reddit
No
WintersbaneGDX@reddit
You can't just post your own greentexts. Who do you think you are? u/alphamassdebeta ?
AlphaMassDeBeta@reddit
Its true. I really did shit myself in traffic.
TrueGootsBerzook@reddit
Please stop juggling all three of your testicles
Blaskowicz@reddit
He gives off mid lane vibes tbh
ghostinawishingwell@reddit
Jerkin off is hard when you're dealing with the tri tip.
ParticularConcept548@reddit
Witchcraft definitely
Chicken-Rude@reddit
its magic you idiot.. geez.
Admirable-Ad-5026@reddit
Almost a Jojo reference, if only they had a extra ball