Super Mario for sure | TheaterFire

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Drevil390@reddit

American culture had a love affair w martial arts in the 90s

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PainterSpiritual3439@reddit

The Pest...worst retelling of The Most Dangerous Game ever!!! I saw it at a $1.00 theater and asked for my money back.

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alphaxion@reddit

Are we out here pretending that Blues Brothers 2000, Suburban Commando, or Plughead Rewired: Circuitry Man 2 didn't happen?

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ummThatguy316@reddit

Speed 2 was terrible, but Steel gave it a run for its money. All in all I'd have to say Speed 2 was the worst.

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guyako@reddit

Anyone who says Showgirls is wrong. Nearly all of Verhoeven’s movies are “bad” in a certain sense, but he had a distinctive style in which the wooden acting was part of it. He was making high-satire.

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Apprehensive_Hat8986@reddit

He was making high-satire.

Does he know that?

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Prize_Structure_3970@reddit

I love Verhoeven's movies, but I remember Basic Instinct being so boring that I fell asleep. I'm open to being convinced to try it again tho

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Trickybiz@reddit

"I think we killed the franchise"

-George Clooney

Mario was along the same lines. I just didn't hear Liguizomo and Hoskins saying it doomed the Mario franchise.

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Apprehensive_Hat8986@reddit

Mario didn't have a franchise yet to doom. You either need success first, or whatever deamonic radioactive virgin blood chocolate chip cookies Sharknado has.

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Trickybiz@reddit

It was an established video game franchise. Now its almost a parody of itself. "Mario throws another damn party. News at 5."

And sharknado was equal parts b-rate sci-fi and cheesey horror that brings teenage couples to make out. Much like corn i don't think anybody is watching it for the paper thin plot. Thats where the magic is.

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MotherofaPickle@reddit

Watching it now, you can tell that Hoskins was bat-shit drunk the entire time.

I really love the idea of Leguizamo as Luigi, but he had nothing to work with what with his lead not leading and the crap script.

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Trickybiz@reddit

Do some more digging. They were both lit. And john broke his arm because of that. You can see a cast in one of the shots with a van.

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MyBurnerAccount1977@reddit

The rumor was that if you approached George Clooney in public and told him you hated the film, he would pay you $10, but that was an urban legend.

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hawkfan78@reddit

I walked out of the theater when he said "Bat Skates" and clicked his heels.

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Bookofdrewsus@reddit

The worst

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Prossdog@reddit

It was awful but it gave us a phenomenal Rifftrax

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Unique-Accountant253@reddit

Bat credit card.

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MassiveMeatHammer@reddit

Why the fuck is the pest on this list? That's one of my favorite fucking movies

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superpaqman@reddit

Hells to the yes. I rented this movie too many times.

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aerodeck@reddit

Person hates fun

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Apprehensive_Hat8986@reddit

Or they hate Leguizamo. Why is a mystery, but they picked two of his films.

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Optimal-Draft8879@reddit

i think i saw pest too late in the 2000s after everyone had seen it, i thought people think this is funny?, but i could see 7 years old me liking it. some movies idk if id like in the same way if hadnt seen it as a kid

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ManbadFerrara@reddit

I was about 13 or so when I saw it and remember thinking it stunk then.

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duckbutter888@reddit

One of my fave movies too! "You killed quacky?!"

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Kriegerian@reddit

I never saw Speed 2 but I kinda want to.

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CatsEqualLife@reddit

Sorry, but I’m gonna go with Steel (I will admit I haven’t seen Showgirls). The rest of these are bad, but still fun to watch. Like I actually watched Super Mario in the last year and still found it funny for being so bad.

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zerocoolforschool@reddit

Batman and Robin was soooooooooo bad though.

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Kriegerian@reddit

Arnie and Uma Thurman were clearly having a lot of fun, which was fun to watch.

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MotherofaPickle@reddit

But Chris O’Donnell as Robin was awesome. And Mr. Freeze was the best villain. So I can get behind that. Hated everything else, though.

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CatsEqualLife@reddit

Yes, but I can still rewatch it and have a good time. I’m not sitting through Steel again.

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limelight022@reddit

I've never even heard of Steel. To imdb I go!

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JacobDCRoss@reddit

Oh, it was part of this whole big thing. Shaquille O'Neal was very famously a fam of Superman in the 90s. He has like a Superman tattoo and I think he had a custom badge for his car made that was a Superman emblem. And the '90s also gave us steel, who is very famously the black Superman. So they tried to do some corporate synergy there.

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HalfFrozenSpeedos@reddit

There was also a video game (a bad video game) called "shaq-fu" iirc....

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Usagi_Shinobi@reddit

I'm with you on this. Shaq automatically makes it the worst. I still have a crush on Princess Daisy (Samantha Mathis), though these days it's a friend crush rather than a romantic one.

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STRIKT9LC@reddit

I actually watched Super Mario in the last year and still found it funny for being so bad.

When you read up on the absolute disaster that movie was to get made, it makes it seem like a great movie

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TheB1G_Lebowski@reddit

It's so funny when the Goombas start dancing. .

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Ok-Measurement-285@reddit

Steel has one great line. “Well, I’ll be dipped in shit and rolled in bread crumbs”

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majj27@reddit

It can't be Streets Fighter for the simple reason that in Street Fighter, Raul Julia gave us the line.

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Kriegerian@reddit

And also because it got butchered to shit because of a whole bunch of reasons in ways that the others didn’t.

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elektrik_noise@reddit

Kylie Minogue was Cammy!! Raul Julia also killed as Bison. And always Jean Claude Van Damme > Schwarzenegger for me

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LoudAndCuddly@reddit

And to think she was the dirty little stop out doing aussies proud and getting it out for Jean. Very professional.

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elektrik_noise@reddit

TIL this, wow. Jfc

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sexwiththebabysitter@reddit

JCVD had a big, well known Coke addiction in the 90s. Like $10k a week. Not an excuse, but a factor.

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LoudAndCuddly@reddit

$10k a week. Dear lord how could you even get through the day. Why would you want to do that much. Gross

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SlackerDS5@reddit

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Cocaine’s a hell of a drug….

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Apprehensive_Hat8986@reddit

He might have been paying for premium? If I could blow half a mil a year on blow, I'd be damn sure I was getting the good stuff.

Y'know, after my kids were set for life.

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LoudAndCuddly@reddit

Yeah but it’s not that fun to be on all the time and like it would feel like shit after a week of it and wouldn’t want to talking it for a month or so. I have just no comprehension of how or why you’d want to do so much …. It isn’t that good.

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PuzzleheadedStage426@reddit

For you the day Bison graced your village was the most important day of your life but for me it was Tuesday.

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whistleridge@reddit

It’s a modified version of a famous quote by Aleksandr Karelin, arguably the greatest Greco-Roman wrestler to ever live, and the guy who Draco was partly based off of:

When asked why he thought he was called that (referring to a biased opinion on his alleged PED use), Karelin noted that: "No one can completely believe that I am natural. The most important drug is to train like a madman – really like a madman. The people who accuse me are those who have never trained once in their life like I train every day of my life.”

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hacksawomission@reddit

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NotTroy@reddit

I don't see how the two share anything beyond the barest of thematic connections. I would never say that the Street Fighter quote is a "modified" version of that quote.

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PuzzleheadedStage426@reddit

Agreed, this dude is reaching for a connection that doesn't exist.

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PuzzleheadedStage426@reddit

Who asked for your speculation that Bison's line was modified off this line? Highly doubtful they are not even the same structured kind of phrase. I do not trust your claim especially without any source.

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Putrid-Catch-3755@reddit

Raul was in the end stages of stomach cancer. He was just having fun chewing on the scenery..

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What_the_8@reddit

Legend has it he did it for his kid

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sthef2020@reddit

Agreed. Street Fighter is camp, not a “worst” kind of bad. It’s fun bad.

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AlchemistMustang@reddit

There was an interesting article recently about how it wasn't dismissive at all. The fact that he remembers the day is a testament to his opponent. It want just a day of the week it was a specific one.

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JacobDCRoss@reddit

I read a very long form article probably 10 years ago now about that movie. The interview de Silva and a bunch of the actors and crew. Really fascinated.

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jacksonmills@reddit

For Raul Julia, it was a Tuesday

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Fydron@reddit

Its fine but nothing beats the finale:

You still refuse to ACCEPT my God-hood? Keep your own God! In fact, this might be a good time to pray to Him. For I beheld Satan as he fell FROM HEAVEN! LIKE LIGHTNING!

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JacobDCRoss@reddit

Yup. And don't forget,"This is merely superconductor electromagnetism. Surely you've heard of it? It levitates the bullet train from Tokyo to O-SA-KA, it levitates my desk, and it levitates- ME!"

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chef_tuffster@reddit

Best line in any movie EVER.

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Retskcaj19@reddit

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Hanksta2@reddit

Game Over

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NachoNachoDan@reddit

What is the line?

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majj27@reddit

"For you, the day Bison graced your village was the most important day of your life. But for me, it was Tuesday."

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SimonNorman@reddit

Problem Child 2

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Nice_Guard6550@reddit

Depending on your sexual orientation, there's now way Showgirls could be the worst.

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jambr380@reddit

Mario was at least meant to be fun and Nintendo fans were still able to kind-of enjoy it.

But Home Alone 3 gets me visibly angry. I know it came several years after the original(s) and they were just trying to profit off of the name, but more time had to go by before they replaced Kevin with another kid. I would have much preferred like a 16 year old Kevin to whatever the F that was.

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limelight022@reddit

Ha I never watched the third! 😂 When I saw it was a new kid my first thought was, "meh cash grab" and forgot about it until your post!!! I kinda want to watch it maybe high and see just how bad it really is.

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RooftopStruggle@reddit

I have watched it a few times and didn’t mind it.

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Degtyrev@reddit

You'll want to rip your own eyes out afterward. It's like brushing your teeth and then looking at an orange, thinking "I'm a bit peckish. Imma eat this right now." Instant regret and the taste lingers

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JacobDCRoss@reddit

16-year-old kevin. I'm laughing just thinking about that. Imagine him with his dead eyes just making traps and setting them off.

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jambr380@reddit

Funny thing is, they could have done it, too. The family could have gone on vacation, but he could have stayed home to pet sit or whatever. No way they forget him again, but he could have legitimately been home alone and had to deal with the Wet Bandits again

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ArchitectVandelay@reddit

If they did that I’d have hoped for a Scary Movie style send up of the first two. OR go way overboard and give it an R rating and he’s discovered a certain Cookbook and is legitimately torturing the Wet Bandits. Maybe notes of that scene in Reservoir Dogs.

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Apprehensive_Hat8986@reddit

Here I am 🎶stuck-in the mid-dle with you🎵

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MotherofaPickle@reddit

If it was Macaulay Macaulay Culkin Culkin, I would watch that shit all day.

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jacksonmills@reddit

Objectively its the worst, the rest of the movies can be enjoyed in some way (and some were earnestly kinda good - Junior, Showgirls) or so campy they were fun (MK, Steel), but there’s nothing - NOTHING - redeemable about the steaming heap of dogshit that is Home Alone 3.

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Snakepli55ken@reddit

The pest by a mile.

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MashedPotatoesDick@reddit

I'm not really a moviegoer, but I saw three of those in the theater.

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AnythingButWhiskey@reddit

Honestly though Batman and Robin is the only Batman movie I liked.

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No-Chicken-8405@reddit

That’s a lot of dogshit right there

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Lysol20@reddit

No, Mario is forever exempt from bad mouthing.

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aBigBottleOfWater@reddit

I remember seeing that as a kid and regretting having eyes

"Is this what grown-ups think Mario is? Or what kids want?" I was so disappointed when i thought I was gonna watch a movie about Mario and got to see... this shit

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Gloom_Pangolin@reddit

Kippendorf’s Tribe

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PersonOfInterest85@reddit

I liked Krippendorf's Tribe. Mainly because I like how it's based on the Tasaday "discovery" and it featured a then-teenage Natasha Lyonne.

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Big_Thumper@reddit

This is the first time I realized they made a Speed 2 😂

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reynloldbot@reddit

Man I’ll watch Street Fighter, Mortal Kombat, Super Mario Bros and Batman and Robin any day. I’d pick those over any of the new iterations of those movies.

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td138@reddit

Son of the Mask….. worst movie I have ever seen in my life and I used to work in a video store.

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barefoot_sailor@reddit

Lot of worse movies then that

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Funandgeeky@reddit

I agree. I was there and saw many worse movies.

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frustratedComments@reddit

It’s not Showgirls cause I finally watched that for the first time last week. I expected worse and I overall enjoyed it. Only thing annoying about it was Jessie Spano being pissed off the entire movie.

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Funandgeeky@reddit

She was NOT so excited!

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Unit_79@reddit

It’s a Paul Verhoven movie. It’s the only self aware train wreck on the list.

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pseudonymmed@reddit

Showgirls is a classic.. it’s so bad it’s actually good. The pool sex scene is so ridiculous it’s truly iconic.

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discostud1515@reddit

I also saw it for the first time recently. The pool sex scene really was amazing . One of the least sexy sex scene I could imagine.

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twirlerina024@reddit

I thought the sex scene in 8 Mile was less sexy than the Showgirls pool scene.

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frustratedComments@reddit

Also the r*pe scene came out of nowhere and made no sense.

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Strict_Foundation_31@reddit

I was howling when the choreographers from the show were blown away by her pelvic thrusts…”You can’t teach that!”

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twirlerina024@reddit

"DIFFERENT PLACES, OKAY?!?!!?" *flings French fries; runs into traffic*

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Funandgeeky@reddit

Anything that is a fun “so bad it’s good” movie can’t be the worst.

Also, Street Fighter had Raul Julia, which elevated it. The “it was Tuesday” scene is legitimately good.

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thickboihfx@reddit

Cool as ice Shazaam

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unseeliefae_@reddit

LOLOL, Shazaam! I saw Shazaam in theaters. It was just as bad as Shaq’s video game “Shaq-Fu”. It was such a blatant Street Fighter knock off. 😂

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thickboihfx@reddit

My bad, yeah Kazaam. I always remembered it being Shaq though, not sure why people remember Sinbad.

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Thatoneguyfrom1980@reddit

If you’re referencing the Sinbad movie with the Genie, it’s Kazam! Mandela effect is a motherfucker.

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MrsWoozle@reddit

Don’t you dare bad mouth Showgirls! A classic!

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Alternative-Light514@reddit

I mean, it’s Waterworld, isn’t it?

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Johhnynumber5ht2a@reddit

From a box office failure perspective 100%. Now its a, so bad its kind of good situation. Either way more people will say its a good movie than will ever say that about Home Alone 3.

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ryguymcsly@reddit

I unironically loved it when it came out. It was a solid mad max like action movie but instead of wasteland: water. Instead of cars: boats. It was fun. Not a cerebral movie and boy was the leading woman a certified cutie. Jet skis and explosions and speed sailing what’s not to like.

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Apprehensive_Hat8986@reddit

The Universal Studios show is a blast too.

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ryguymcsly@reddit

I liked it better when it was still the miami vice show (it was the same but the costumes were 80s miami swag)

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Apprehensive_Hat8986@reddit

Huh. TIL

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cellocaster@reddit

I’ve heard HA3 actually has its defenders

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Apprehensive_Hat8986@reddit

We found the child-actor's account.

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Alternative-Light514@reddit

Haha touché

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Gloom_Pangolin@reddit

Both Waterworld and Mario are redeemed by Dennis Hopper’s performances and have some cool visuals. You can pop either in for a cheesy movie night and be entertained.

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Thatoneguyfrom1980@reddit

“You just won’t die will you?! Your like the turd that won’t flush”

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TechnicalEntry@reddit

Waterworld is a great movie and I’ll fight anyone who slanders it.

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Alternative-Light514@reddit

Knuckle up, buttercup

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TechnicalEntry@reddit

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Alternative-Light514@reddit

I wonder if he knows he’s gonna grow gills later…

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Phylanara@reddit

Highlander II.

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hawkfan78@reddit

I mean, it did spawn one of the coolest live stunt shows at Universal Hollywood, and it's still going. The movie was definitely meh, though.

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twirlerina024@reddit

I was gonna bring that up. It's a great show, but has anyone under 30 seen or even heard of Waterworld? I'm really surprised they haven't changed it yet.

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GroovyBoomshtick@reddit

Dry land is not a myth, I’ve seeen it!… I don’t know what all the big fuss is about, I saw that movie 9 times. It rules!

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kl1n60n3mp0r3r@reddit

The Room

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attackresist@reddit

TIL there was a 3 Ninjas sequel!

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xxPoLyGLoTxx@reddit

Street fighter is amazing for Raul Julia alone. Mortal Kombat is an epic film. Home Alone 3 is solid. Junior as well.

I think the bottom tier is Speed 2, The Pest, Show Girls, and whatever that Shaq one is. Based on cover and his acting ability, the Shaq one has to be very bad.

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lospotatoes@reddit

Battlefield Earth, one of the worst movies ever made, was released in 2000, meaning it was made in 1999 so it counts.

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Delonce@reddit

Mortal Kombat Annihilation is the worst

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mikemdp@reddit

I've seen a LOT of bad movies. But I stepped into "The Pest" in 1997 and still haven't been able to completely scrape it off the bottom of my shoe.

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HalfFrozenSpeedos@reddit

Super mario brothers also as it was on the TV CONSTANTLY and I can't stand that movie to start with, though there are several other stinkers there also

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DmvDominance@reddit

Home Alone 3

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fetuspiston@reddit

Speed 2 or Steele the rest all have their place in my childhood.

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EricRShelton@reddit

I’ve never seen Steel, but I’ve seen Speed 2 and don’t recall a single redeeming quality.

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strider0075@reddit

Out of these, speed 2. The rest were at least memorable disasters, so bad that they're good. But I don't see two on here i'd consider the actual worst of the 90's "biodome" and "Son In Law". Why we thought Pauly Shore was funny i'll never know.

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DunstonCzechsOut@reddit

What does anybody have against Junior?

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Icy-Teach@reddit

Home alone 3, just because of how awful it was was such a slap in the face in spite of it's two wonderful predecessors.

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sweeneyty@reddit

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petition to add: everything steven segal was in, to the pile.

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Apprehensive_Hat8986@reddit

Just put Steven in the pile... or start it with him at the bottom.

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RepresentativeRun71@reddit

Russia is a pile of shit, so yeah.

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CeonM@reddit

Speed 2 surely..

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hdulgs@reddit

Toys. Never seen a movie so boring. Love Robin Williams otherwise, but that was such a miss.

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jcobb_2015@reddit

Robert Townsend. The Meteor Man. Just beyond awful…

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Reeferologist-@reddit

Home alone 3 100%. I like a lot of the others lol

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melophat@reddit

The Pest was in the "so bad it's good" territory.. also, I still know the opening rap word for word and sing it way more frequently than is probably healthy.

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SoulOfASailor_3-5@reddit

Recently watched it with my teen. He thought it was funny. 😄

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LaughingBoulder@reddit

Cocteau? Like the French playwright?

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Reeferologist-@reddit

Haha! Thats awesome though. I haven’t watched in like 20 years, but that opening shower scene is what I remember most! Dressed as a vampire and farting in the shower lol I’m going to have to watch it again now.

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LoudAndCuddly@reddit

So funny for kids

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JacobDCRoss@reddit

It was very funny for kids. I tried to watch it again as an adult and it just did not do it for me. And I really like John leguizamo.

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LoudAndCuddly@reddit

The target audience is like 12-21

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SirBuckFutter@reddit

Super Mario predicted 9/11 and lizard people.....

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One_Improvement_6729@reddit

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CASUALxCHICKEN@reddit

Troll 2 is the only answer. With bangin dialogue like, "You can't piss on hospitality! I won't allow it!" after the kid stands up in his chair and pees on the table while they're having lunch. This movie is so bad that there isn't even a troll in the movie. They are all goblins, not trolls. They figure this out after seeing the name of the town, Nilbog, in their rearview mirror. "Nilbog is goblin backwards!" So, so bad!

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platypus_farmer42@reddit

Get Junior out of that list. That movie is a treasure.

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Dicky_Penisburg@reddit

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myredditaccount90@reddit

Exactly!!!

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anOvenofWitches@reddit

I am personally offended that Showgirls is even in the running!

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twirlerina024@reddit

It's the perfect bad movie. You can't make a movie this bad on purpose. Everyone really believed in what they were doing (except Gina Gershon), and thought they were making fine art.

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DingbattheGreat@reddit

Uh yeah thats why I watched it. For the uh, art.

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MotherofaPickle@reddit

I was about to be all “really?!” And then I realized that Kyle MacLachlan kinda just signs the contract. He got really lucky with Twin Peaks.

He’s good in Fallout (now), but it’s kinda his character now. At least in anything I’ve ever seen him in.

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nikknightengale@reddit

I’m professionally offended it’s in the running…

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PhantoWolf@reddit

It's entertaining and has that Paul Verhoeven charm.

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DishRelative5853@reddit

Plenty of movies never made it to the theatre, and went straight to video. One of those is probably the worst.

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shawnofnc@reddit

Anything with John Leguizamo in it immediately moves to the top of the list.

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melophat@reddit

Think what you will, but he was a great Clown/Violator in Spawn

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shawnofnc@reddit

His Magnum Opus I suppose. Can't argue with that.

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Apprehensive_Hat8986@reddit

What's your beef with Leguizamo?

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WaitUntilTheHighway@reddit

Gotta be Showgirls. All the others have some legit fans

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Icy-Professional-204@reddit

You’re unaware that it is now a queer cult classic. There are fans now but it took twenty years to develop

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Thatoneguyfrom1980@reddit

Hey look, I was a fan of seeing Elizabeth Berkeley naked.

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brainfreeze77@reddit

If you're going to pick a John Leguizamo movie i would say Spawn was worse.

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Apprehensive_Hat8986@reddit

The Violator doesn't 🤌 DO IT for you?!?

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Didymo@reddit

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Didymo@reddit

I’m at a loss because I’m not seeing In the Army Now or Troll 2 on this list.

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867-53-oh-nein@reddit

Yes.

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xPeachmosa23x@reddit

Junior

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cellocaster@reddit

I remember thinking next karate kid was okay as a kid, guess it didn’t hold up?

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jaxsonMiss@reddit

Batman and Robin is literally the only movie I saw in the theater that was absolute torture to sit through. I zoned out like 30 min in and awkwardly sat there with a couple friends just praying the credits would soon roll.

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Ginter684@reddit

My friends loved The Pest. I never got it. Also, was pissed about Super Mario Bros overall. For all the things I liked John Leguizamo in, those had to be his worst.

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AntiSoCalite@reddit

Showgirls being on this list is blasphemy.

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TocasLaFlauta@reddit

Meteor Man

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Alfa_Chino@reddit

HA3

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Great_Produce4812@reddit

Home Alone 3 by far because it took the best of our childhood and flushed it down a sewer.

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MotherofaPickle@reddit

I’ve seen five out of the twelve, so I’m not sure I can chime in.

Showgirls was awful except for the porn parts, but I haven’t seen it since it was on HBO. The Next Karate Kid had that hilarious monks bowling scene and an awesome hawk.

Probably Home Alone 3 because that one just looked awful.

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MossGobbo@reddit

Street Fighter is a magnificent Raul Julia role and the rest of the budget was just coke for Van Damme rather than cancer treatment for Julia.

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drunkerton@reddit

Mac and me

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Beautific_Fun@reddit

With the exception of The Next Karate Kid, all of the sequels on the list are immediately at the top of the shit list in my mind.

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MoreMatterLessArt24@reddit

Isn’t the Island of Doctor Moreau considered one of the worst movies of all-time? (Not just the 90s). I feel like I’m an unreliable to judge the worst 90s movies because my age range throughout the 90s was 7-17. I saw Street Fighter in the theaters twice. My friends and I thought The Pest was hilarious.

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CaptainNinjaX@reddit

Show Girls

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TolkienCalvinist@reddit

I see “The Stupids” missing from the list

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SweetCosmicPope@reddit

Yeah, but it's got the "My Own Grandpa" song that saves it from being the top.

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zoominzacks@reddit

My science teacher played us that song during the Genealogy portion of the year and tasked us with figuring out how that could be possible.

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Spitecrawler@reddit

Release the Drive Bee!

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Distinct_Wrongdoer86@reddit

i cant believe people call it a bad movie, the drive bee joke carries it alone

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Helo7606@reddit

Home Alone 3. It just shouldn't have been made.

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Distinct_Wrongdoer86@reddit

cant have mario and the pest on the same list, give john leguizamo a break

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MochiFluffs@reddit

Showgirls. It wasn't even bad funny, just bad. I keep having to bleach my brain after even thinking about it. Gah!!

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SombreDeDuda@reddit

Speed 2 easily

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RosemaryRoseville@reddit

Hands down the pest

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minneapocalypse@reddit

I saw Speed 2 cruise control with my mother and at one point we burst out in uncontrollable laughter at how ridiculous one of the characters was. I don’t think the other movie goers were happy about it, but that movie was a such a load of crap. At least we got a good laugh in!

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VVrayth@reddit

From this list? Anyone who isn't saying The Pest has not seen The Pest.

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omega_manhatten@reddit

No, the Postman or Wild Wild West?

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sniffsblueberries@reddit

Its home alone 3 and its not even

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Goldendurado@reddit

Showgirls was decent, the acting was really bad. The rest completely agree with

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NovelPepper8443@reddit

All I can remember from The Pest was John Leguizamo's full frontal shower at the start of the movie..me and my teenage friends couldn't stop laughing hysterically.

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magic_rune_elf@reddit

It's a tie between home alone 3 and Batman and Robin

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whatthecahoots@reddit

Anything with Jon leguizamo

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NW_Forester@reddit

What is that emoji supposed to mean in the graphic?

My answer is Baby Geniuses. Battlefield Earth also belongs up there over something like Home Alone 3.

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tehvolcanic@reddit

Battlefield Earth came out in 2000 so wouldn’t qualify as a 90s movie.

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Lil_LarrySellers@reddit

I watched Baby Geniuses on acid when I was in high school. 10/10 avoid at all costs.

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Kitchen-Fisherman280@reddit

Lol, that's how I watched Mortal Kombat Annihilation. 10/10 recommend

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eljeffrey1980@reddit

Ya'll ever listen to How Did This Get Made?

All of these movies (except 3 ninjas) are covered

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PhillNewcomer@reddit

Come on... Where is Joe's Apartment?

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mister_drgn@reddit

I kinda liked Super Mario Brothers. Gotta vote for Mortal Kombat Annihilation, which has no redeeming value whatsoever.

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STRIKT9LC@reddit

So many bad movies here....hard to pick.

Am I the only person that liked the pest?

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skallywag126@reddit

Speed 2 probably

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TerrakSteeltalon@reddit

SMB was, seriously, Bob Hoskins’s only regret in life

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UntidyVenus@reddit

I'm sorry, I don't see North of the list.

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treeshh@reddit

Y'all forgot Thunder In Paradise with Hulk Hogan and that guy that used to be married to Roseanne.

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HotItem5618@reddit

I think we've all collectively decided to forget Home Alone 3.

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muhredditone@reddit

Showgirls is but it should be The Pest.

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xblacklodge@reddit

My sister rented The Pest back in the day. It is literally unwatchable. I still can’t believe we made it to the end.

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Strong_Molasses_6679@reddit

It has to be the Mario movie. They're all bad, but that one made no attempt to respect or even acknowledge the source material.

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A-WILD-PATBACK@reddit

Home 3 or speed 2 from that list

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MrMicrobe@reddit

I remember being very excited for the Mario Bro movie as a child and then very disappointed.

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TheFoxandTheSandor@reddit

Why the hell is The Pest on here?????

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mischievous_misfit13@reddit

I watched Batman and robin on shrooms last summer and that made for a great time.

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Thomisawesome@reddit

Wait a minute. How the hell did Junior and Street Fighter end up on this list?

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batmanineurope@reddit

I would much rather watch super Mario Bros than The Pest. Then again, I do like the Super Mario Bros movie.

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Tylerdurden389@reddit

When I was 9 and Mario Bros. Came out in theaters all the kids loved it. I rewatched it several years ago for the first time in 2 decades, thinking now I'll understand why everyone hates it. I still like it. Don't care if it ain't true to the source material.

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desiduolatito@reddit

Your picture is missing the obvious answer. ‘Holy Man’.

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JacobDCRoss@reddit

I forgot about that movie. I remember that I went to see that with my parents and I was probably 14 or 15 at the time. And it just kept making me mad to watch. Like I left the theater angry that I sat through the whole thing.

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Solo4114@reddit

I would say most disappointing was Batman and Robin. I walked out of the theater and said to my friend, "I would have had more fun lighting the money we paid for our tickets on fire and watching it burn."

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Teacherforlife21@reddit

Lots of crap here but none come even close to the stench of Three Ninjas at Mega Mountain. That’s Baby Geniuses 2 meets Catwoman levels of bad.

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Yogi_LV@reddit

Ohhhhh that’s some rage bait. The Mario Brothers was a gad damned cinematic masterpiece, and I will fight you on that!

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JacobDCRoss@reddit

Dude. I recently tried to rewatch The past and couldn't get more than a few minutes into it. I loved it as a kid, but I am not who I was when I was 14. It is just awful.

And Junior was also worse than the Mario Brothers movie.

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luxtabula@reddit

I had to leave r/cyberpunk because they defended the super Mario Bros movie unironically saying it was brilliant and a quintessential cyberpunk movie. I like the movie, but c'mon.

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tsrubrats@reddit

How dare you insult my boy Pestario Vargas like that

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Zestyclose-Crow-1597@reddit

I like half those movies

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djhendo78@reddit

The Avengers (1998)

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otherpeoplesknees@reddit

MK Annihilation was baaaaaaaaaaad

They killed Johnny Cage in the first scene in the movie, WTF

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majorjoe23@reddit

None of these terrible movies come close to the worst of the 90s.

Maybe worst mainstream films.

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ShakeZula30or40@reddit

Sure as hell isn’t Mario. That movie rocks.

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fourtwentyonepm@reddit

Uh, ever seen Peter Jackson's masterpiece "Meet the Feebles"?

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emergency_salad_fox@reddit

I barely made it through "The Garbage Pale Kids" movie. My Dad fell asleep in the back row.

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WhiskeyTango_33@reddit

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VikDamnedLee@reddit

No way, Super Mario Bros is such a clusterfuck that it circles back to being a charming curiosity. MK Annihilation is the worst POS on this list, and that's saying something.

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Thereminz@reddit

true, it's so much like an alt art mario movie that it's pretty good, or at least that's what my ten year old brain's recollection of it was

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2099AD@reddit

Super Mario Bros may not have been the MARIO movie you wanted, but it's still a fun cyberpunk romp.

Home Alone 3 is just an embarrassment.

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Thereminz@reddit

my dude, those are all amazing movies.... some amazingly bad but amazing none the less.

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JJBell@reddit

On Deadly Ground

Starring and Directed by Steven Seagal

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redheadedfury@reddit

3 Ninjas just because that fucking stupid song from the first movie gets stuck in my head all the time so fuck that.

also i refused to watch Home Alone 3. no Kevin? no watchy.

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EmberDione@reddit

I literally watched Super Mario Brothers last night. It's WAY better than several of these.

I even believe, if it HADN'T been forced to be a Mario movie, it would have risen to cult status already.

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Karmeleon86@reddit

Showgirls is so bad it’s good

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ImpossibleStuff963@reddit

You take Showgirls off this list right now!

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snwbrdngtr@reddit

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Showgirls. Absolutely terrifying.

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Background-Turnip@reddit

I loved Junior! 😆

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compguy42@reddit

Super Mario Bros. isn't even the 2nd or 3rd worst film on that list, let alone the worst.

Home Alone 3, the 4th 3 Ninjas film...at least Mario had some cool production design and Dennis Hopper.

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andrewbaidoo@reddit

Home Alone 3 was quite good in my opinion.

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ConstructionHefty716@reddit

leave Junior out of this

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TheEschatonSucks@reddit

Highlander 2: the one with the Scottish Spanish guy

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Klutzy-Delivery-5792@reddit

Sean Connery was in both the first and second movies.

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Phylanara@reddit

Despite being killed on the first... And the second.

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Urbanmech1@reddit

Cutthroat Island

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Phylanara@reddit

Hah! Highlander II is from 1991.

I win.

Well, I would win if Highlander had had a sequel. It certainly would have been on the list.

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skaomatic32@reddit

Home alone 3!!

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NoOutlandishness906@reddit

I think Showgirls is considered the worst, but I think it's The Pest.

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MaesterPraetor@reddit

Street Fighter is good.

Mortal Kombat Annihilation is good.

Mario is good.

The Pest is freaking great.

Speed 2 is good.

Home Alone 3 is ok.

Batman and Robin is great.

The Next Karate Kid is ok.

Show Girls is good.

Steel is something.

Junior is very good.

That leaves you with the one too many 3 Ninjas movie.

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Dangerous-Buy5986@reddit

Anaconda for sure

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azazyl@reddit

How in the hell is Junior on this list. junior is hilarious.

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GabbyJay1@reddit

No Paulie Shore on this list?

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SciFi_MuffinMan@reddit

He’s in the yes it’s bad but also somehow funny. Buuuuuudy.

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theRestisConfettii@reddit

I dont know why The Pest is on this list. It was great.

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limelight022@reddit

DOUBLE DRAGON. 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

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dontbajerk@reddit

Double Dragoon should take Mario Bros place, it's the worst video game film of the 90s by far.

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TheB1G_Lebowski@reddit

I love Mario Brothers if you didn't think of it as a Mario Bros movie.

Show Girls DEFINITELY the worst on the list.

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MaxPowerrr85@reddit

Mario was the biggest movie theater letdown I've ever experienced. I would have walked out had I not been there with my parents lol. Batman & Robin and Showgirls were both laughably bad. The Pest and Street Fighter were enjoyable, even if they aren't exactly "high art".

But Home Alone 3 takes the cake...it's very existence enraged me from the moment I realized they were making a 3rd movie without Kevin. How dare they? I attempted to watch it with my kid some years back and nearly threw up in my mouth. I realize this is illogical, but it is what it is...There are only 2 Home Alone movies as far as I'm concerned (and the 2nd one is just a retread of the 1st, but at least it's a well done retread)

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FoppyDidNothingWrong@reddit

I enjoyed tons of those movies! But I'm voting down Hulk Hogan, brother.

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omegaphallic@reddit

Showgirls and Junior are beloved classics.

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GreatKingRat666@reddit

What the fuck is Showgirls doing here, you prudish Americans??

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twirlerina024@reddit

They must've seen the edited-for-tv version w underwear drawn over all the nips.

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JFMisfit@reddit

Gotta be steel.

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Havoc_111@reddit

MK Annihilation. Was a huge fan of Mortal Kombat (first movie was cheesy but fine) and I knew by the trailers the movie was going to be absolute butt cheeks but went to the theater anyway. So so bad. Not even in a fun way. Just bought it a year or so ago (combo deal with the new MK flick and the original) and watched 10 minutes thinking it couldn’t have been as bad as I remembered. Honestly it’s worse than I remember. There’s several crap movies to pick from here but holy hell this one is easily one of the worst movies I’ve ever seen.

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RobertBDwyer@reddit

Jeepers Creepers was pretty bad.

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ZEEDarkstream@reddit

The whole second row didn’t enthuse. All the rest are great

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napalmthechild@reddit

you guys say these are the worst.

but I say these are the best.

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Both-Tree@reddit

What, no Barb Wire?

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Crisgocentipede@reddit

Under Seige 2

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FinanceRecent5222@reddit

Gone Fishing Trail & Error

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Smoky1279@reddit

People forget how awful It's Pat really was.

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FaceRidden@reddit

Any man in this sub who didn’t get to see showgirls in the 90s missed a core milestone

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King_of_Lunch223@reddit

All I know is that the phrase "Dude. I gotta take a major dump, big time!" has been used to announce when I need to make a bowell movement for 30 years.

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Consistent_Mood_2503@reddit

Home alone 3 was the worst!

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PuzzleheadedStage426@reddit

Home alone 3 and then maybe steel I had some toys as a kid still haven't seen the movie a

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Flimsy_Oven_7569@reddit

Mario. Hands down.

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SweetCosmicPope@reddit

I always hear this movie get ripped to shreds, but people in my age bracket (young xennial, elder millenial) unironically love this movie. I include myself in this cohort.

It's certainly very different from the Mario Bros games we all know and love, but I think it's a great movie. If you changed the names to something other than the Mario characters and changed the title of the movie, it would probably be considered a classic.

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Xanderson@reddit

Dennis Hopper’s kid asked why he did the movie. He said it was to buy him stuff like shoes. His kid replied he didn’t need shoes that bad.

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hawkfan78@reddit

For me, it's Batman & Robin. One of only a handful of movies I've paid admission for and left early.

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RandyArgonianButler@reddit

12-year-old me fucking loved The Pest. I’m kind of afraid to watch it again. I don’t wanna ruin it.

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jailasauraa@reddit

It's Mortal Kombat Abomination for me....I just can't.

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Turd_fergu50n@reddit

Batman and Robin ruined my 10th birthday party. Awful movie.

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Bakingsquared80@reddit

I know I will be downvoted but it’s There’s something about Mary. Only movie I have ever walked out of the theater on

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No-Somewhere-3888@reddit

I laughed so hard in that movie my ribs physically hurt afterwards. To each their own I guess.

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jacksonmills@reddit

I have to ask, when did you walk out

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Bakingsquared80@reddit

I don’t remember anymore, it was 30 years ago

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rowman_nahledge@reddit

From this list.. the pest

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Krazykarrottop@reddit

Baby genius

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gnark1lla420@reddit

The Pest

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DailyShowerCry@reddit

Although released in 2000, the movie "i dreamed of africa" was shot in 99 and was the worst piece of shit movie I have ever seen. My mom wanted to family to go to the movies for her birthday and picked that turd for us to go to.

I've never done it before or since, but we walked out of the theater and asked for our money back. They gave us complimentary passes to come.back and see another.

If you've never heard of this movie, its probably because it only made like 3.70$ at the box office.

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MyBurnerAccount1977@reddit

I never seen it, but I was told that there was one closeup of Kim Basinger where she had a very visible wad of snot going in and out of her nose, but the post production team was able to digitally remove it.

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PYREST01@reddit

Troll 2 beats all of these movies by a mile.

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The_Nightscrawler@reddit

Home Alone 3... Yuck.

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Cosmic_Hunger@reddit

Powder (95)

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HylanderUS@reddit

I was gonna say "Soul Man" is missing, but I looked it up and it was made in 1986

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BrainaIleakage@reddit

Soul Man is bad on a whole other level. Straight up offensive. I think it gets an honorary mention since it was shown so constantly on Comedy Central in the 90s.

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TheFabulousMolar@reddit

How is Howard The Duck not listed?!

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ZDarFan@reddit

How can you say that when in this very image it is adjacent to The Pest

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Thamnophis660@reddit

Out of these? MK Annihilation.

The Pest is hilarious too.

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MisteriousAttention@reddit

Now who wants to go home... and who wants to go with ME!

In all seriousness, it's Home Alone 3.

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wildmancometh@reddit

How dare you include Junior on this list

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Ippus_21@reddit

Idk, man. There was a LOT of cringe going around.

Ngl, my 2 brothers and I were obsessed with 3 Ninjas - it was schlocky and dorky as hell, and no way could I sit through it as an adult, but it was the best thing ever when I was like 12. Also, Surf Ninjas.

Home Alone 3 was just meh... Speed 2 was definitely bad especially by comparison with the first.

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