Forgive the rant, but this reminded me of a really weird memory from when I was a kid. I was riding in the back of my Grandad's 39 Ford showcar, on our way back from a car show in Tennessee. As we're coming down the mountain, we hit a opposum in the road, and the poor thing's corpse was stuck under the car, dragging. So we pull over at an abandoned old gas station. Grandad is trying to fish the remains out of the chassis, but can't quite reach it. And suddenly, a homeless guy with no legs comings rolling out from behind the station, pushing himself along on a skateboard. Dude just goes "I got it" and rolls right under and pulls out the dead opposum. And I'll never forget, with a completely straight face, just says "yall gone eat this?" Then just rolled off back behind the gas station with his dinner.