ULPT: A female friend told me she keeps a dickpic in her phone. When someone sends her an unsolicited dickpic, she sends hers back with the note: “ I’m hard for you too” 😂

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Melodic_Heron_6858@reddit

Landlord racist profiling and deserves to be spammed. He is a slumlord. Homophobic and racist

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West-Oil1218@reddit

I wish people would send me unsolicited dick pics 😭

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IAlwaysSayBoo-urns@reddit

I have a friend who judges, I don't recall if it is a 0-5 or 1-10 scale but she hits

Size:

Form:

Grooming:

Photography Skills:

Creativity:

And of course when they are unsolicited (which they are 99% of the time) she judges very harshly, more to hurt their ego than anything else so most guys do not get great ratings especially on grooming and size 😂

If she is feeling especially spicy she give commentary alongside the ratings. It can be quite brutal.

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meowtiger@reddit

tell your friend that people pay good money for dick ratings and she's giving them away for free

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glitterismyfavcolor3@reddit

I have a friend of a friend who literally gets paid sooo much money to do this!!! They want the truth!!! Girl get paid for your talents haha

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Forest_Freak@reddit

Omg more info pls, is it just only fans? Or like another website?

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GentlemenHODL@reddit

Does this thing exist? Seems like a girl who's even half good looking could start a OF and make it purely just dick ratings. Could probably make a killing

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Winter_Court_3067@reddit

You don't even have to be a girl tbh, just pull someone's pics from the internet, make a kik, and start earning

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jennafromtheblock22@reddit

Absolutely it exists

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Wise_Neighborhood499@reddit

I’ve absolutely seen this offered on girls’ menus/price lists. They do, in fact, make a killing if they’re consistent.

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aliceabsolute@reddit

I prefer to livestream

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kawaiian@reddit

Many have and do yes

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princelySponge@reddit

Where?

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xXfir3knif3Xx@reddit

They'll pay more if you're mean

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concerned_llama@reddit

Just because I'm homesick.

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bigbuzz55@reddit

Heh. Good joke sicko

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--Ditty--Dragon--@reddit

I did this in college, except i would show my guy friends the pic, then send back a video panning around the room as they all rated it very harshly in the same manner. That and i would pull penis gore from certain subs and send those pics back.

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Own_Ideal_9476@reddit

Absolutely brutal. Pure evil genius. You could take that up a notch and add a narrator. That would make a great TV show. Put the guy in a two way mirror booth and cut to his reaction. Have a group of dickpickers and make it like the bachelorette..."Who's dickpic will the judges pick tonight!?". Line them up and give the winners a rubber dildo instead of a rose.

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grumpy__g@reddit

How did they react?

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--Ditty--Dragon--@reddit

Oh, a lot would just replay the snaps and then block me lol. But a few would throw a fit, call all of us names and threaten to report me to the police for something or another, and a very small handful found it funny themselves lol

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fuckoffweirdoo@reddit

My pms got brigaded by some "macho" gym bros once calling me a soy boy because i said they didn't need to lift a max set everyday during covid.

I just started sending them gay blowjob gifs and it stopped real quickly.

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Konilos@reddit

Honestly I'd just be turned on by this and it would encourage me to send more

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Konilos@reddit

Faggot Reddit Admins tried perma banning me for this post but I was able to get it appealed. Fuck you Admins

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Latter_Inspector_711@reddit

found the virgin

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Konilos@reddit

Nope, just a fan of sex and fuckin

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Lukeeeee@reddit

Exhibitionist/degradist actually hun

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My_name_is_Ayan@reddit

Can you please suggest her id. Need some feedback

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Smoke_Santa@reddit

There's no way I'm looking at an unsolicited dick pic for more than 0.5s, and there's no way I'm judging them.

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Fitz911@reddit

And of course when they are unsolicited (which they are 99% of the time)

How many does she get??

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IAlwaysSayBoo-urns@reddit

I would assume average that ladies get when on dating apps.

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pinot_grigihoe@reddit

Doing that for free is wilddd

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ImmodestPolitician@reddit

I bet that girl never splits the check.

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IAlwaysSayBoo-urns@reddit

Bitter much, were you one of her victims 😂

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morgulbrut@reddit

How is this unethical?

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smoishymoishes@reddit

I use a black one 👌

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BilliousN@reddit

My friend kept a folder on her phone called the D-File. Every unsolicited dick she got went in the D-File, and got the entire contents of the D-File sent to them - giving them back the avalanche of weiner they imposed upon her.

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carbslut@reddit

My friend once smashed with a guy who she had matched with on another dating app before and he had sent her a dick pic.

So she sent him his own dick pic. He flipped out. I really think that’s the way to go.

We should have some way to coordinate this so we have like a master file of Guy photos and their dick pics.

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Own_Ideal_9476@reddit

Like face recognition but instead it's dick recognition? As a dude I never got any dpics but, I got an assortment of bpics and vpics. They were all unique enough for biometric purposes. The government probably has a database of genital pics for just that purpose.

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Ornery_Celt@reddit

We should have some way to coordinate this so we have like a master file of guy’s photos and their dick pics.

Like a Dickabase or a Rolodick?

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essssgeeee@reddit

Genius!

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dracarysAtWill@reddit

I did this too! But I put them into a collage and gave them all the most ridiculous mustaches.

Or depending how drunk I was, sometimes I would take their pic into uncanny valley and give it arms, eyes, mouth and its own tiny dick. Make it jerking off with a vinegar strokes face.

Or make it pregnant and giving birth to a tiny baby. My imagination is limitless really.

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sajhino@reddit

make it pregnant and giving birth to a tiny baby

Thanks for the mental image smh

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TheIronSoldier2@reddit

At least it's not this. Except now it is. I was cursed by this image and now I shall curse others

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virtualadept@reddit

"Avalanche of Weiner" sounds like the name of a Lords of Acid cover band.

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THE_Lena@reddit

This is genius!

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Grolschisgood@reddit

Take one dick pic or double it for the next guy?

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BilliousN@reddit

Every dick in the file goes

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DrunkOnLoveAndWhisky@reddit

Brilliant; it's like a dick-pic chain-letter.

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MeanSecurity@reddit

I like the idea of “paying it forward”!!

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Own_Ideal_9476@reddit

When I met my wife she had a collage of all of the unwanted dickpics that she had ever received. If she got a dickpic she would add it to collage and send the collage back to the dude. I'm so glad that I didn't send her any dick pics when we first started dating.

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gingahh_snapp@reddit

When I get one I freak out and asked why they would send me a photo of a child penis and that I’m going to report them to the cops

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Greedy-Rope5623@reddit

Just genius, lmfao.

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MilkTrees@reddit

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Illustrious_Dark_358@reddit

genius

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Background_actor412@reddit

My husband keeps a photo that he found online of somebody that was killed by police. I forget what the event was but the person was firing at the police and they got him back like six times all down the front of him. He sends it to every scammer who sends him one of those pictures of those cute Asian girls and says this is me....what do you look like? and he sends that back! Lol

For some reason he started getting these messages. That would say stuff like "Is this Mike? This is Shelly. I met you at the bar last week" or some variation. But inevitably they send him a link to some only fans or cash app or something like that. So he always sends back this deceased criminal picture LOL

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chickyloo42by10@reddit

I do something similar, except I do a google image search with the terms “penis” and something horrible like “industrial accident” or “degloved” and send that.

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dahlia_74@reddit

My go-to is “prolapsed anus” ✨

Please just use your imagination for this one trust me 🙏🏻

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No-Term-1979@reddit

Degloved.....penis???

I am not searching that.

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Luna_21_@reddit

Is tapped on the auto filled “degloved face” thinking it’d be less gruesome, holy fuck it was absolutely not

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RivenRise@reddit

Reminds me of a video I saw iirc it was some sort or religious initiation in africa, dudes line up and some guy I'm assuming a priest, comes up joinks their dick by the foreskin and just slices it off with a knife. And not in a tidy pretty way either.

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Opening-Hold-3159@reddit

Come on.. live a little

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No-Term-1979@reddit

I naively searched "blue waffle" in my younger years. Im good.

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chickyloo42by10@reddit

Remember to turn safe search off

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StarClutcher@reddit

This is a good idea. Gonna need a lot of dick pics sent to me, pronto. I'll choose the winner after a lot of lengthy deliberation.

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rundesirerun@reddit

I love that lady who tracks down their mothers and threatens to send it to them.

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mxst1c_@reddit

sounds ethical to me

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Ok-Fly-6152@reddit

I once forwarded an unsolicited pic to everyone in their friends list that shared their last name.

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northernbeachlights@reddit

Told one guy it looked like he had a syphilis chancre and he needed to get it checked right away to start penicillin. That way he could stop any FURTHER neurological effects from the syphilis. He lost his mind on me and my response back was, "your response confirms what I expected, your spelling is a clue to your decline as well as your inability control your emotions and actions are also clues that the syphilis is affecting you neurologically." No more messages from that guy.

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Herebedragoons77@reddit

Picture or it didnt happen

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Willowling@reddit

I have tried this. They just laughed and sent me more, sometimes a video.

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Everything_Fine@reddit

One time some creep sent me a random dick pic on Snapchat (literally barely ever knew him and had not had any contact in years). Well I took a screenshot and he replied something nasty about liking what I saw to which I replied, nah I wanted to show my friends so we could all laugh at you. He got pissed and called me a bitch lmaoo

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gonwi42@reddit

i hope it is a shemale one with dress and panties

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lluvia5@reddit

Just so you know, the term ‘shemale’ is considered offensive in the trans community 🙂

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random-guy-here@reddit

(Everything is offensive...)

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lluvia5@reddit

For real? We’re talking about a whole community of people here, not one person. And it’s a minority that’s under attack. We could at least try to listen and use words that are considerate.

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Unique_Ad_1395@reddit

I like to gaslight them and make them think something is wrong with it. Like really really wrong and urge them to go to the hospital or make an appointment ASAP.

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Equivalent-Artist899@reddit

Imagine their disappointment when there’s no pp

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Isadora3080@reddit

I do this too!

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CuriousExpression876@reddit

Wait - does it really happen that frequently?

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Isadora3080@reddit

I mean, not like everyday. I'd say multiple times a month tho. Their responses are funny, too :D

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CuriousExpression876@reddit

Holy smokes- that’s crazy

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LaGrrrande@reddit

When someone sends you an unsolicited dick pic, you send them back a pic of a bigger, blacker dick.

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sofaking_scientific@reddit

This is my response

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Leanintree@reddit

Risky click of the day...

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qlz19@reddit

What the hell are you clicking…?

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oookaydude@reddit

probably this button to show the image on old reddit

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Leanintree@reddit

Bingo. But the pick comes up for me. I access from work, and turn off pics by default (because who HASN'T come across something NSFW that wasn't tagged.

Shocked that I got -50 downvotes for this though. Quite the herd mentality going on here...

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stretcharach@reddit

Wondering if the image of Ozzy was blurred for them or something. If so, given the OP, yeah pretty risky

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qlz19@reddit

The risk of what? It’s a picture…

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stretcharach@reddit

Could've been a picture of some guy's prolapsed urethra.

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idiomblade@reddit

based lol

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lilithskies@reddit

Thank you for the entertainment

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DenotheFlintstone@reddit

That's called a booma-wang according to HIMYM

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dirtymoney@reddit

I'd much rather get a duck pic

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Number_169@reddit

I also like dik dik pics

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FrescoInkwash@reddit

its quite effective. but problem with this one is that some places its a crime. best to use a dickpic that you've found on wikipedia or a medical website rather than one thats been sent to you.

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TurtleStepper@reddit

Is it really that common for guys to send unsolicited dick pics to a girl they are not banging? Seems retarded.

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Saturniqa@reddit

Yes.

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carbslut@reddit

It’s very common.

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WittyBonkah@reddit

Yup. I have received 4 so far from friends who knew I wasn’t interested or unavailable. Not even counting the guys the guys wasn’t friends with.

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justbecauseiluvthis@reddit

Yes, about one a da, more on the weekend. While my profile says I'm not into men.

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MeanSecurity@reddit

Yes. As a woman who tried apps, yes.

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queen11tb@reddit

Bahhahaha

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Holy_NightTime_Diver@reddit

from the accounts of various women, yes is seems it actually is, and yes its very stupid.

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FoolishDancer@reddit

‘Thanks, but I’m not into small penis humiliation.’

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Oxjrnine@reddit

This won’t actually work. Guess one of the most popular porn hub searches

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UnicornBestFriend@reddit

I do it with blue waffle or a dick covered in smegma.

The best response I ever got: ¡Órale! (But also cuz Mexicans are cool af)

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wwarhammer@reddit

Whose dick is it? Does she have permission to send it to people?

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Phoenixf1zzle@reddit

Okay, what about if the dude is into it? Whats her fallback plan?

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MilkTrees@reddit

I always do this! The best is to send the last unsolicited dick pic you got, so you can replace going forward. It makes me literally giddy to get an unsolicited dick pic now, because I get to send one back

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StoneyCalzoney@reddit

Is this really unethical? I feel like this is perfectly justified and is a regular LPT

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Reasonable-Marzipan4@reddit

The other day I received an unsolicited dick pic. I responded with a close up pic of a very veiny brown potato. 🥔

It was effective. Dude immediately apologized.

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