Anon has it the worst.

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jillblackpill@reddit

Woman moment

"If you can't find a job, it's your fault, not because soyciet and the system is broken"

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Maxaquintillion@reddit

no job can afford to eat enough to be 300 ibs

Damn what's your secret

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entitledfanman@reddit

Maybe there's something wrong with the whole system when you can have no job and yet afford to eat enough to be 300lbs.

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Regulus_Immortalis@reddit

Mama is always there. God bless my mother but if it was up to her she would have me 24/7 with her, while i get fat because she is the greatest cook.

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mrlunes@reddit

It’s pretty easy to keep your income just low enough to qualify for insanely cheap housing and free food. The system can be very easily exploited depending on what state you’re in.

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Move to a large city in a state that idolizes homeless people. Work part time at a minimum wage job and apply for every single low income assistance program, there are a ton. Personally I don’t indulge in this lifestyle but I know a lot of people who do. People who live in nice apartments and only have to pay like $200 for rent because these programs adjust your rent based off your income, which is why you have to keep yourself at the poverty line.

Most these programs take months for your applications to clear so your probably be couch surfing for maybe a year before you’re all set up. Of course this is all a mod for Minecraft. It would be pretty immoral to condone this stuff.

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AustinLA88@reddit

I guess New Orleans is too small

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BeakerBunsenStan@reddit

Go to Seattle if you like downers. Or Portland if you like uppers

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mrlunes@reddit

Bonus point if the city has all the offices for these organizations that give you free stuff. West coast has great options

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racinreaver@reddit

I took a guess at your post history and was beyond accurate, lol.

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infinityeunique@reddit

I mean, they are unhappy as is, why take away their only pleasure in life?

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AnxietyResponsible34@reddit

fastfood is cheap

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PooInTheStreet@reddit

Biggest problem is dat he reached the age of 30

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Youre_so_damn_fat@reddit

I know nothing about how prisons work, but I'd assume they only feed them enough to keep them alive.

So weighing 300lbs despite being in prison really is an achievement.

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BreathingHydra@reddit

Nah a lot of people actually gain weight in prison. The food is shitty cheap high carb garbage and they're mostly just sitting on their asses all day. Plus they can buy food from the commissary too if someone sends them money which is usually junk food. An old coworker of mine went to prison for like 3 years and he gained 50+ pounds lol.

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omegafivethreefive@reddit

My only reference is from reading the Tommy Chong autobiography and it's all terribly salty/sweet food from what he said.

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coltrainjones@reddit

They generally give you 3 decent sized meals a day

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Sbotkin@reddit

Called having parents.

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impulsikk@reddit

Hopefully RFK hot fixes the exploit.

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MrEvan312@reddit

I'd bet he drinks a lot: beer and shit will add a ton of pounds, and drinking when you're in a bad place is a recipe for poor decision-making and run-ins with law enforcement.

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eidodgnow@reddit

You don't need that much to eat if all you do is sit on your ass all day, every day

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twisty_tomato@reddit

What EBT does to a MF

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EccentricOddity@reddit

Unhealthy food is cheaper, but I agree there’s a limit.

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entitledfanman@reddit

Id include that as a part of the whole system being flawed.

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Youre_so_damn_fat@reddit

It will be really difficult to get out if this situation.

But not impossible.

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bitt3n@reddit

I know a convicted felon who worked his way up from the register at McDonald's to become president of the USA

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Blackout1154@reddit

McKinley?

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destroyerOfTards@reddit

If this situation becomes what?

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Cat_eater1@reddit

If my dad could go from prison to working for free at goodwill to a gov job building military trucks all the while having a wife and girlfriend then dying of liver cancer from abusing herion and drinking. Than anon can too

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rhen_var@reddit

The American Dream

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OrangeEvasion@reddit

two words: trade school

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Blackout1154@reddit

Culinary school is the obvious passion

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bigdiccflex2002@reddit

If his core issues are motivation/lack of discipline and unresolved personal issues, those won’t magically improve just because the setting is “hands-on.”

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OrangeEvasion@reddit

didnt see that bit of head cannon in the post, but sure yeah you got me

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FallenSegull@reddit

At 300lbs? Anons not gonna be an electrician or plumber, which is probably for the benefit of us all. Do you really need to go to a trade school to be a builders labourer?

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Godphila@reddit

My brother in Christ, no. I entered trade school at 360lbs, and now that I'm close to finishing, I'm down to 250lb. And you know what I work as?? Pastry Chef.

So a job that required more hard labour can definetly slim you down a whole lot more.

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PooInTheStreet@reddit

He could flatten the ground with his feet

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FallenSegull@reddit

Does the cost of feeding him beat the cost of running and maintaining a roller though?

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OrangeEvasion@reddit

work with your hands, burn calories, get paid and "friends" + gf will appear

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FallenSegull@reddit

You say this but what I think will happens is this: anon will spend his time in the onsite porta potty gooning. His enormous frame and lack of attention will cause him to sit on the talk button on his walkie talkie. The entire job site will have to listen to anime loli porn and the sound of a well lubricated 2 inch rocket being vigorously and repeatedly polished. Eventually, driven mad by this, anons coworkers will chase him up the building with pitchforks and torches. They will set the jobsite ablaze. Anon will perish is the flames, his last act being running up the stairs in fear. This will be the most exercise he has ever done. This will also be his greatest regret in life

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destroyerOfTards@reddit

Fire writing

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PrepperBoi@reddit

Real and straight

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ICoraxI@reddit

I think he'll just eat the rest of his coworkers and become even larger

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OrangeEvasion@reddit

eat they lunch more like it

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OrangeEvasion@reddit

have you considered you're projecting, and a loser?

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SuperHeavyHydrogen@reddit

Gf won’t manifest on unskilled builder’s mate wages. Gotta level up a bit to spawn that one.

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OrangeEvasion@reddit

umm skilled trades pay the best

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Zuiiiun@reddit

So true. People you met in trade school/polytechnic probably won’t be your life long best friends but at least anon will have somebody to hang out with assume he’s not get bullied the shit out

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TrumpDesWillens@reddit

Just be a flagger. Plenty of construction crews hire people off the streetz. Construction is the only industry where people can disappear for 3 months and come back to a job cause they were in jail.

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Reading_username@reddit

300 lbs

Not gonna be a plumber

Where exactly, do you think the term "plumbers crack" comes from?

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FallenSegull@reddit

The crack of their buttock as their skinny frame is far to slim to allow their hips to hold their pants up

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F1235742732@reddit

I could pretty easily work on my feet all day back when I weighed 300lbs. Anon can do it.

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Wings4514@reddit

Three words: trade school, fatty

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OrangeEvasion@reddit

or: stop eating, fatty

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gattina-monella381@reddit

Well, not his fault he got locked up. Where's the self-created problem there?

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dirschau@reddit

The biggest crime here is the AI slop pepe

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destroyerOfTards@reddit

Amon was a blood blender but Anon is a food blender

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dirschau@reddit

Oh lol, didn't even notice that

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SweetTooth275@reddit

Average millennial mentality

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SmoothPimp85@reddit

It's all women and Jews, otherwise Anon would be an upper middle class happy patriarch of a wife with a model body, sparkling personality and love and talent cooking, two beautiful kids, gang of friends who respect Anon and consider him as a leader and a beautiful OWNED house in a cozy WASP suburb.

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ma7ch@reddit

30 … has self created problems

Did anon just tell OP to kill themself?

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Necessary_Ad_9800@reddit

Analysis?