GOD BLESS YOU BRAZIL!

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JumpingCoconut@reddit

He's right. On these hot days, I have to go swimming in leisure indoors pools, since naturally, the cheap outdoors pools are overrun with entities. The indoor pools are a bit more expensive, and often have various water slides and whatnot, so they are well visited by families.

And the moms there really love showing off their asses, it's amazing what nature can do, thank you brazil

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TMWNN@reddit

entities

Is this the new euphemism?

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casey-primozic@reddit

Stroke of genius

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WWWYZZERDDDD@reddit

I’m curious as to the context in which we can start using this. I’m on board 100%.

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edbods@reddit

maybe unknown entities? dunno why but that term is unsettling for me. except when i see it in a source engine game

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Njaaaw@reddit

just read the first syllable out loud

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edbods@reddit

ohh right lol. too subtle for this dumb ass

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arbiter12@reddit

Everytime the truth is too uncomfortable for normies, a euphemism is born. This way the truth continues, but the sensitive people stay sheltered.

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WWWYZZERDDDD@reddit

”Get a job you fucking entities!”

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elephantgropingtits@reddit

basketball Americans?

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teleologicalrizz@reddit

Non buoyant americans

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TheThalmorEmbassy@reddit

Brazilians should be bragging about this shit instead of going around pretending they invented the airplane

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JucaLebre@reddit

Slingshot is not an airplane

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TheThalmorEmbassy@reddit

Brazil is not a first world country

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FarVariation2236@reddit

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JucaLebre@reddit

So?

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Spoilerin@reddit

US SLINGSHOT AIRPLANE GO BRRRR

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TheThalmorEmbassy@reddit

"This shitty glider that went 60 yards before crashing and couldn't even get 10 feet off the ground and didn't have steering is the real first plane! Please ignore the Wright Brothers who had built three planes by this point and were making 20-mile round trips, their planes don't count because sometimes they used a catapult, like the ones they use on aircraft carriers"

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Accallonn@reddit

That no one saw flying save for a shady reporter an a dog. Keep copping gringo.

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TheThalmorEmbassy@reddit

we wuz aviators n shit

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GTMoraes@reddit

14bis ftw

get over it. we conquered the air before you did.

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Spoilerin@reddit

Imagine being this butthurt because of a meme discussion.

Maybe you should catapult some underwear and claim dibs on the invention of The Flying Bikini TM.

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FarVariation2236@reddit

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Legoking@reddit

Me: "God bless Brazil!"

Also, me as an unborn fetus: "Please God anywhere but Brazil!"

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Dramatic_Leader_5070@reddit

I wouldn’t mind living in Brazil better than Yemen,Somalia, India, khazakstan, and anywhere else in Africa

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HotGamer99@reddit

Is kazakhstan bad seems chill ?

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Dramatic_Leader_5070@reddit

What good comes from khazakstan, might be misinformed but let me know if I’m missing out on anything

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Rounpositron@reddit

They produce the highest quality potassium quality potassium in the world, and they also have some of the cleanest prostitutes in the region, second only to Turkmenistan's

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Rounpositron@reddit

They produce the highest quality potassium quality potassium in the world, and they also have the cleanest prostitutes in the region

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mandrewsf@reddit

Fucking south African failed state monkey picking a literal high income economy like Kazakhstan lmfao

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Freddit330@reddit

Hey now. Being a warlord is. Awesome. Women, guns, drugs, money, and more.

Up until the last few minutes of your life as you're being beaten to death by the mob.

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reddit_has_fallenoff@reddit

Being poor in Brazil seems just as bad as being poor in India, but being rich in India seems better than being rich in Brazil simply for the fact you wont get shot for walking outside. Also you can pretty much own servants in India.

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MartJunks@reddit

Definitely valid as heck to only consider the top 1% and bottom 20% and not the vast majority of people in the middle

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reddit_has_fallenoff@reddit

I have no opinion on the middle class. I guess id prolly rather be middle class in Brazil. Though i dont like getting shot and robbed. The fatasses might make it worth it

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iHateReddit_srsly@reddit

They definitely make it worth it. 100%. Source: been to Brazil

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reddit_has_fallenoff@reddit

nice username.

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_Rtrd_@reddit

Brazil is a first world country if you're rich, the violence is located mostly on miserable places and big cities, just like in any other country.

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Iwubinvesting@reddit

God: "Okay you'll be born in India, as a girl"

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LiterallyDudu@reddit

At least you have food

You could have been born in Somalia, as a lesbian, with Down syndrome

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elephantgropingtits@reddit

but then you'd be a downy and wouldn't even know

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doomshroom344@reddit

I don’t think the lesbian part will add anything to an already very short life

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TheRadishBros@reddit

Kind of wild to think that some people actually received this impossible % starting spawn.

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johndoev2@reddit

Fun fact if a lesbian Somalian with Downs was born in the 1970s and was blessed with Solo Leveling powers, where they absorb the knowledge, powers and strength of those they defeat: by 2026, they would have the capability, intelligence, and power of an average Somalian

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AdMental1387@reddit

That’s why i save scummed until I got a decent starter zone.

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QualityPies@reddit

Until recently the infant mortality mechanic would've done that job for you.

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AdMental1387@reddit

I would just act like a 4chan user during ultrasounds and the mom would abort me. Ezgame

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CremousDelight@reddit

Nightmare difficulty setting

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positivelypolitical@reddit

I'm a simple man. I see the word "India", I type DESIGNATED

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lastvileblood@reddit

reminds me of the family guy cutaway where death dies and super death tells him he will be reborn in China. he immediately dies again because he was born a girl.

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EvilPutlerBotZOV@reddit

Double tap just to make sure we are dead

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ROXs42Ba@reddit

Stop lurking, I smell brazilian a mile away (i'm brazilian)

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Atlas001@reddit

"India it is"

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_Diggus_Bickus_@reddit

I'm pretty sure Brazil beats basically all of Africa and the Middle East plus very large swaths of Asia.

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Zeus1131@reddit

Only the south

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mischling2543@reddit

Bruh that's not even the worst option in the Americas

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zeek609@reddit

I dunno man, those bundas 👌🏻

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Snoot_Boot@reddit

Genuine question for the handfull of women in this sub.

Why are women embarrassed/shy/unwilling to show their bras and panties in public until their feet make contact with sand? How are they so conformable at the beach and nowhere else?

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paint_it_crimson@reddit

They are prepared to be viewed when they go out in swimwear. They know exactly what is being covered and where and decided they are comfortable with it. That is not the case in a bra/underwear.

It would be like me walking around in boxer shorts with the button undone. Yeah I'm probably fine and nothing will happen, but there is a chance my dick will just hang out without me noticing.

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Snoot_Boot@reddit

Ok well women don't have buttons or dick flaps to piss out of, and I've seen booty shorts that cover less than boxers

So i don't know about this one

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tato64@reddit

This isnt a thing everywhere wtf?

Im from Argentina and women always wore these at the beach, starting from like age 14

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LiterallyDudu@reddit

Women

age 14

🤨📸

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Malinnus@reddit

We are all born boy and the dick dissapears on your 14th birthsday, i knew i wasnt crazy

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SunderedValley@reddit

🤷🏻‍♂️

It's South America

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KneeDeepInTheDead@reddit

And the American South

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_-butthole-_@reddit

Gah damn

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Jabidailsom@reddit

dude, argentinas don´t have nice buts, get over it....

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WWWYZZERDDDD@reddit

Do they have nice if’s & and’s?

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NegativeVega@reddit

Islam was right

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osaid2000@reddit

That...?

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NegativeVega@reddit

about dress codes

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mar_breakup_leo@reddit

never

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SV3RG1NAT0R@reddit

Yeah one of the rare Ws from the latinos. The only race that sometimes made me reconsider my racism

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joker_toker28@reddit

Bruh we are even more racist to our fellow neighbors. The names you come up with aren't even creative lol.

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ForGrateJustice@reddit

Nobody is more racist against Latin Americans than other Latin Americans.

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Nasapigs@reddit

Looks like I have new goals then

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Vengeghost@reddit

Become a Latino?

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BarrelStrawberry@reddit

The weird part was how easily they were conquered by the Spanish. The Aztec empire was about 25 million people, and they were defeated by about 1,000 Spanish soldiers only two years after Cortez stepped foot on their soil.

It is insane to realize that had English colonization had occurred rather than Spanish, all of central and south America would speak English.

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T0lias@reddit

It turns out that after you spend 200 years killing, raping and kidnapping your neighbors for the purpose of human sacrifice, your neighbors might not like you too much.

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BarrelStrawberry@reddit

your neighbors might not like you too much.

Your neighbors are kind of pathetic if it took a small handful Europeans to free you from this two century long hellish existence.

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Salt_Lingonberry1122@reddit

Read a book for fuck sake.

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Total_Network6312@reddit

I just read Lolita, it didnt say much about the aztecs tho

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Salt_Lingonberry1122@reddit

A young girl is trying to seduce a grown man against his will. So you did read Mexican history.

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baudmiksen@reddit

they all think its the children are trying to seduce them

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Salt_Lingonberry1122@reddit

But of course. That's why Spanish girls are spicy according to them and they just can't help being sexual., especially around family members like there uncles. She is 12 that's pretty much an adult woman to them.

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omyrubbernen@reddit

The Aztecs might have outnumbered the Spanish, but the pathogens outnumbered the Aztecs.

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Abstractionsss@reddit

Because it wasn’t the 1000 Spaniards who conquered the Aztecs, it was everyone else because all the other city states in the area HATED the Aztecs and used the Spanish as a perfect excuse to team up and burn it all down, and then disease + 5 trillion more Spaniards from across the sea wiped the ones who defeated the Aztecs

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_Rtrd_@reddit

Did you forget the part where most indigenous life in America (the continent) died due to foreign disease?

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baudmiksen@reddit

The only thing I dislike more than other races, are racists

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getpoopedon@reddit

I see plenty of white boys throw their lives away for toxic latina ass all the time that shit makes me laugh so hard. Your genes don't stand a chance on American continents lol enjoy getting outbred.

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Rob_Croissant@reddit

Real

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Affectionate_War2036@reddit

The world would be better if Latin Americans weren’t just in the americas

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mischling2543@reddit

Well they're not a race, they're half white

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Accallonn@reddit

You welcome.

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NachoNutritious@reddit

I live in the midwest so trends are on a lag, and this is the first summer where I'm routinely seeing thongs and ruched drawstring bikini bottoms regularly at the pool.

I'm a degenerate who's accepted I'm going to die alone in this current dating market so I'm just enjoying the eye candy while I read by the water.

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Reddit_name_insert@reddit

“I can read”

Nice humblebrag

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NachoNutritious@reddit

It's actually autistic, because I need background noise to lock in and focus so laying by the pool with a book is way healthier than sitting in a brewery with a book. With the added bonus that I don't look like a pretentious ass reading in a bar.

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SohnofSauron@reddit

"reading" "pretentious" we are using fancy words arent we now we, nice humblebrag again

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The_Caring_Banker@reddit

Imagine being born in brasil. Those poor souls.

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-fly_away-@reddit

imagine being a retarded american (redundant, I know), born in a country where you and your children have to do active shooter school drills but you can even fit under the table cause you are just an average american fat slob.

imagine having a superiority complex and talk shit about every other country based on how powerful your army is, yet you got your ass kicked in fucking vietnam and afghanistan

what a retarded country.

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Kayel41@reddit

It’s just skin… are people that down bad

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ForGrateJustice@reddit

now that's a mombutt.

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AntDracula@reddit

That’s a nicebutt

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AsideDry1921@reddit

Just wait until you discover Barcelona where women are topless at the beach around their kids.

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JucaLebre@reddit

Wtf

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JucaLebre@reddit

Gotta love my country

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thebigpink@reddit

Agreed

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HorseNuts9000@reddit

It's nice that they're a thong, but also most of them are the really ugly mid waist ones that get pulled up stupidly high. Lowrise bikinis that covered more of the butt were way more sexy.

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teleologicalrizz@reddit

Soon women are gonna be walking around with poker chips taped on their titties and a washcloth over their cooters and then say its men who are wrong for cat calling

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HDpotato@reddit

yeah bc thats creepy af, just enjoy the view

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teleologicalrizz@reddit

Reddit take

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Odinskriger@reddit

Quite often you can trace back any form of sexual hedonism to Brazil

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cantyouwait@reddit

They are a lascivious people

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Throwaway241506@reddit

I think cheeky pants are destined to be more and more normalized simply because it's flattering to proportions. Shorter shorts makes your legs look longer. A change that is universal as it benefits the female gaze as well as the male gaze

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Lazy_Seal_@reddit

You wouldn't be that amazed if you learn about rio carnival, where the dancers are almost completely naked when I was young, and still is way too common dancer pretend they are wearing thong (they are not from time to time, from what I know it is more like skin tight suit that have sticker on it).

I wouldn't even know how would I react if I happen to visit there when I was young...not I am pretty old and I just not that amazed with half the butt hanging out.

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kloudykat@reddit

I remember I visited Caracas, Venezuela back in the 90's and you could always recognize the ladies of the night because they all wore red heels

plus they were topless too, but that was only about 60% of them, every one of them were wearing the red heels

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