Tomorrow I'm going to cut out and replace the clean out T in my main septic line. Do you think do you think, if I handed him a reciprocating saw, couplings, new pipe, a clean out T, and some PVC cement, that Mr. Watters would be able to do the job himself?

I heat my home with wood, that I source myself. That means I run a chainsaw to fell and buck trees, then use an axe to split my firewood by hand. A shitload of it, every single year. It goes into a firewood shed that I built myself by hand. Do you think Mr. Watters knows how to run a saw? Does he know the correct cuts to safely fell a tree? What about his axe speed? Can he split 3 cords of wood by hand? What about building a shed himself? Think he can line-out and hand dig hole for 6x6 posts? Design and build a strong roof by himself? Can he even drive a single nail in straight?

I bet if I asked him to move my truck down the driveway he couldn't even do that, because it's a manual.

I can do all that shit, not because I'm a "man", but because I'm a competent adult. I also like soup. I use a straw for drinks with ice because it tastes better where it's not watered down. I fucking love milkshakes. I drink whiskey by the fire I built that heats my home and keeps my family warm. I'm also a radical leftist liberal with a bald head and a big beard.

Jesse Watters doesn't know a damn thing about being a "man".