Vienna sausage sammich with margarine and ketchup
Posted by Lucy_was_taken@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 52 comments
Posted by Lucy_was_taken@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 52 comments
Proud-Leave3602@reddit
Why are the sausages so MOIST? Did you just slap them on there? No browning?
Lucy_was_taken@reddit (OP)
Didn't even pat them down before adding them in ❤️
Feet-on-land@reddit
If he’d do this to himself imagine what he’d do to you
Proud-Leave3602@reddit
😭
Proud-Leave3602@reddit
I’m calling the authorities.
jersauce@reddit
Fetuses on a bun. Yum yum.
eric-artman@reddit
Probably as good as curry wurst.
TalkingHeadsEnjoyer@reddit
Not even gonna lie I'd fuck that up fr, I'd just pat the sausages dry and add way more ketchup
Lucy_was_taken@reddit (OP)
This shit was scrumptious, definitely try it out if you have Vienna sausages lying around. You need a crusty bread though, it heally helps with the texture
TalkingHeadsEnjoyer@reddit
I was thinking that! We don't really get Vienna sausage in Ireland, but I reckon I could get some bockwurst and some nice ciabatta and do something similar enough.
Lucy_was_taken@reddit (OP)
That sounds amazing, bockwurst would definitely work!
princeofparmesia@reddit
Fingies
MyNameIsGladHeAteHer@reddit
you're a monster!!!!
EmmyWeeeb@reddit
shivers
jelz617@reddit
i had to comment, next time, sautee some onions in some oil then add the ketchup and then cook the sausages with it.
black pepper and garlic powder.
thank me later
Dark_Phoenix101@reddit
We do this in Australia with saveloys/cocktail frankfurts. Thick layer of butter with hot saveloys and topped with sauce/cheese.
Absolute god tier struggle meal/quick feed.
Funkeydote@reddit
I dont understand the appeal of margarine or even butter on meat, but that's understandable. What I don't understand is the seeming lack of onions, garlic, and other flavor enchantment ingredients.
Just wondering, have you tried the smoked vienna sausages in vegetable instant soup? It tastes nice.
Green-Dragon-14@reddit
Are they raw?
Slaphappyfapman@reddit
Dare you to post in the hotdog sub
aaaahhatelife@reddit
I love Vienna sausages. That’s not a goddamn Vienna sausage :(
Abject-Pair-9814@reddit
Cocktail weenies
aaaahhatelife@reddit
I like the canned ones they remind me of childhood
Simple-Man-7358@reddit
Isn't it funny what sparks memories from childhood?
Simple-Man-7358@reddit
For some reason this looks painful and I can't explain why.
skinink@reddit
A sandwich made for Jeffrey Dahmer.
Jean-Peters@reddit
Ouf. Totally unci. Whyyyyyyyyy ketchup?
UnarmedSnail@reddit
I'd have used Pepperoncinis and a nice mustard, but you use what you have.
How was it?
dillhavarti@reddit
are you 4 years old?
Relative-Clock-1129@reddit
This is the inside look of me in an apocalypse. “Knows how to bake bread, has random canned foods”
JozefKotry@reddit
Judging by the colour of the sausages, they are either woefully low in meat or totally undercooked. Or both.
MarzipanPlane9490@reddit
They’re out of a can 🤢
Lucy_was_taken@reddit (OP)
I microwaved them in the broth they came in, got too lazy to cook them
JozefKotry@reddit
I guess I don't really have anything to say to that
CasanovaWong@reddit
Abject-Pair-9814@reddit
Are they viennas or cocktail weenies?
Affectionate_Bake351@reddit
LeatherCategory3860@reddit
🤢
TacoDestroyer2YT@reddit
You remind me of the person who, earlier today (as I type), bought 6 cans of Vienna sausage at a Grocery Outlet.
Whether you were or weren't, I hope your gut is alright after eating a sandwich of sausages
Marsha-o-mallows@reddit
I saw this scroll past on my feed and thought it was baby mice.
Knowing it's weenies somehow makes it worse.
Impressive-Pepper785@reddit
Bleak
FJ1100@reddit
I’m gagging at the colour of those sausages and at the same time my high mind is like “I’d make you eat that!”
GamesFranco2819@reddit
Honestly, souerkraut and some spicy brown mustard would have lifted this thing a lot. Minus the absolute sodium bomb to your system at least.
Lucy_was_taken@reddit (OP)
The weenies in question for those asking https://imgur.com/a/peDsrCF
Abject-Pair-9814@reddit
Vienna toes
unprofitabletrading@reddit
This is what this sub is about
WellEndowedPlaya@reddit
Lucy_was_taken@reddit (OP)
I should call him
CurlSagan@reddit
Scene: Two serial killers are in a romantic relationship. One says, "Hey, I heard you like finger foods, so I made you a sandwich."
yesyesitswayexpired@reddit
With an attempt at toasting and what not, I would say ok
jshifrin@reddit
🤮
crunchatize-me-daddy@reddit
I will say, that bread looks so tasty minus the ketchup splatters and lil weiners
Lucy_was_taken@reddit (OP)
The bread definitely saved this meal