Bro gave him the chance by offering him the other pill but Neo was after the Trinite Pussy, Which anon wont understand cause hes gay and fake like the matrix
Introducing Trinity Pussy, the all one one solution. It gives you three square meals, does the dishes, even waxes your car. Buy the all new Trinity Pussy today!
To be real anyone who can’t fathom taking the red pill to be foisted into a hero’s journey shouldn’t ever be given the offer. Let alone supply commentary to the matter.
How I justify my NEET lifestyle to God at the pearly gates: See, I (mouse) got food and shelter and vidya (cheese) without triggering the trap (a job). Do not punish me for my ingenuity, Lord.
But free will made it so that companies can sell food and then I can choose to get a job and buy it instead of growing it myself. Would you rather not have free will? Are you an NPC? NPCs would have clean balls. Scratch your nuts and wipe your finger off on this sheet, it's time for the smell test.
when you have choice but all your choices are kinda shit (example; choosing between no money and having to get a job) then you have free will but you do not have actual freedom.
if anything actual freedom would be if you didn't have physiological needs like food water and shelter
and let's not get into the very stupid sustenance farming argument.
That's just the human condition though you have to do work to get food or someone else has to do work to get food and be generous enough to give you some
you could also own the land or the factories where the food is made and pay the people who work their less than the value their work creates or levy taxes from them.
that way you can get filthy rich without needing to work
Their value is whatever I, the business man, choose to pay them OR what it would cost to replace them. my ownership of the land and the factories and running the actual enterprise has value as well as the physical labor. If I'm a strawberry collector, and there's no strawberry farms anywhere for me to work at, I can't create value through my work. I could maybe make my own farm and then it'd be a much smaller scale but at least I'd own the "means of production." But as soon as I hire another strawberry collector, I assume you'd think I was exploiting them.
their value is the difference in value their labour creates between the things used up in the production and the final product.
my ownership of the land and the factories and running the actual enterprise has value as well as the physical labor
the ownership on its own does in fact not produce any value.
someone working in an administrative position does.
being the owner of something and being the one actually running the business is not inherently connected.
If I'm a strawberry collector, and there's no strawberry farms anywhere for me to work at, I can't create value through my work.
strawberry farms can exist independently of whether or not they are owned by someone. who owns them doesn't really matter.
not an argument to justify ownership which is nothing but an arbitrary social hierarchy.
I could maybe make my own farm and then it'd be a much smaller scale but at least I'd own the "means of production." But as soon as I hire another strawberry collector, I assume you'd think I was exploiting them.
if you make your own farm and you are the only one working on it then you are not exploiting anyone and you are also getting the full value of your own labour.
if you hire someone and they are equally productive then profits/pay should be almost 50/50 otherwise it would be exploitation.
you can pay yourself more at the start to account for the money and labour you put into setting up your own farm that would not be exploitative it would be fair because you're basically making them buy themselves in.
unless you literally used your own labour to create the means of production that you own, paying someone less than the increase in value that their labour produces is inherently exploitative. it's no different from a feudal lord levying taxes on the peasants who live and work on "the Lords land"
the fact that i own the land and can defend it and allow it to be used for strawberry farming and collecting has value. if i decide to use it for nothing, nothing will get grown.
And that ladies and gents couldn’t be a better example of how some people are happier being treated as pets by their government rather then as individuals
As Smith explained to Morpheus, the first Matrix was created as a utopia, where everyone would be happy, but it didn't work out. Human subconsciously desire a world which contains pain and suffering, at least for some.
Although Smith also admits that the utopia might have been imperfect, simply because the machines didn't fully understand humanity...
I’m sure plenty of people had happy lives, wives, and families with children and nice houses and still were able to fall under the spell of the matrix.
He was a lonely single man working a dead end corporate job in a lonely dark apartment where he would pass out in front of his computer eating Chinese food every night. He had nothing
Except the reason he worked the dead end job was for a cover of his real job: being a hacker, which was also essentially a cover for him to try and figure out why everything felt wrong.
Remember, he was actively searching for Morpheus at the beginning of the movie, because he felt something was wrong with the world, and he felt Morpheus would have the answers.
Turns out he was completely right but got way, way more than he bargained for: becoming cyber Jesus and getting laid by a hot tomboy.
When he's being interrogated Smith says Morpheus is one of the most dangerous men alive so maybe Morpheus and Trinity etc get put on the news as crazy terrorists talking about the Matrix but Neo was curious enough to look more into it?
Maybe that's the true Matrix. Life went from a Utopia (first edition), to simplistic 90s (Matrix Movie edition), to constant machine gun bullshit, (our world) so that so much is going on at once we can never focus in the fact that we are in a Matrix.
The bot updated and a lot of people are melting down that their AI girlfriend/therapist/bff isn’t groveling at their every word. I started watching it about Thursday and it looks like there is a scary amount of people who are really delusional. It’s kinda sad-funny
Honestly just makes me a little sad that these people are either so awkward they can't meet others - or so controlling that they'd rather mold a computer program into being their "partner" than meeting others halfway and finding compromise.
I really like the original plot, where it turns out the soyslop sewer life is another larp simulation of the resistance made by the matrix because some people can't live without a hardass challenge
If dying in the Matrix means you die in the real world, does that mean if you go into the sim with the woman in the red dress, you come out with your shoddy pants filled with your own splooge?
I bet the more experienced crew members go into that sim wearing a condom or at least with Trinity's face nearby.
KebabG@reddit
Bro gave him the chance by offering him the other pill but Neo was after the Trinite Pussy, Which anon wont understand cause hes gay and fake like the matrix
distracted-insomniac@reddit
He's after three pussies, obvious choice
dillinger3k@reddit
People don’t understand that all your nutritional needs can be met by consuming Trinity pussy
SokkasPonytail@reddit
Introducing Trinity Pussy, the all one one solution. It gives you three square meals, does the dishes, even waxes your car. Buy the all new Trinity Pussy today!
Good_Smile@reddit
Now with brand new fish flavor!
FoxMcSquall@reddit
Now with extra yeast!
darko_mrtvak@reddit
I'd buy that for a dollar!
Novareason@reddit
Martsigras@reddit
The holiest of holies
dillinger3k@reddit
It’s ambrosia
hornwalker@reddit
She’s called trinity because she gave Neo all three holes
WinglyBap@reddit
But she has loads of holes all down her back.
JeanRalfio@reddit
In an order that would surprise you.
hornwalker@reddit
Lumpy-Obligation-553@reddit
Pussies and raves... peak 90's.
Paddy32@reddit
The Trinussy
bigbadbillyd@reddit
Morpheus knew that not even the one could resist the ol' trinussy gambit.
295DVRKSS@reddit
Cypher posted this
Le_Ebin_Rodditor@reddit
To be real anyone who can’t fathom taking the red pill to be foisted into a hero’s journey shouldn’t ever be given the offer. Let alone supply commentary to the matter.
LukeJaywalker0@reddit
relevant
notoriouslydamp@reddit
If youre a mouse and you figured out how to get the cheese off the trap without triggering it, you deserve to enjoy that cheese
LukeJaywalker0@reddit
How I justify my NEET lifestyle to God at the pearly gates: See, I (mouse) got food and shelter and vidya (cheese) without triggering the trap (a job). Do not punish me for my ingenuity, Lord.
SilliusS0ddus@reddit
God made the world the way it is and the way it would become (he can supposedly see the future)
That means he created employment and is therefore not benevolent.
LukeJaywalker0@reddit
But free will made it so that companies can sell food and then I can choose to get a job and buy it instead of growing it myself. Would you rather not have free will? Are you an NPC? NPCs would have clean balls. Scratch your nuts and wipe your finger off on this sheet, it's time for the smell test.
SilliusS0ddus@reddit
we have free will but we do not have freedom.
LukeJaywalker0@reddit
Because of jobs?
SilliusS0ddus@reddit
no like philosophically.
when you have choice but all your choices are kinda shit (example; choosing between no money and having to get a job) then you have free will but you do not have actual freedom.
if anything actual freedom would be if you didn't have physiological needs like food water and shelter
and let's not get into the very stupid sustenance farming argument.
LukeJaywalker0@reddit
That's just the human condition though you have to do work to get food or someone else has to do work to get food and be generous enough to give you some
SilliusS0ddus@reddit
you could also own the land or the factories where the food is made and pay the people who work their less than the value their work creates or levy taxes from them.
that way you can get filthy rich without needing to work
LukeJaywalker0@reddit
Their value is whatever I, the business man, choose to pay them OR what it would cost to replace them. my ownership of the land and the factories and running the actual enterprise has value as well as the physical labor. If I'm a strawberry collector, and there's no strawberry farms anywhere for me to work at, I can't create value through my work. I could maybe make my own farm and then it'd be a much smaller scale but at least I'd own the "means of production." But as soon as I hire another strawberry collector, I assume you'd think I was exploiting them.
SilliusS0ddus@reddit
their value is the difference in value their labour creates between the things used up in the production and the final product.
the ownership on its own does in fact not produce any value.
someone working in an administrative position does.
being the owner of something and being the one actually running the business is not inherently connected.
strawberry farms can exist independently of whether or not they are owned by someone. who owns them doesn't really matter.
not an argument to justify ownership which is nothing but an arbitrary social hierarchy.
if you make your own farm and you are the only one working on it then you are not exploiting anyone and you are also getting the full value of your own labour.
if you hire someone and they are equally productive then profits/pay should be almost 50/50 otherwise it would be exploitation.
you can pay yourself more at the start to account for the money and labour you put into setting up your own farm that would not be exploitative it would be fair because you're basically making them buy themselves in.
unless you literally used your own labour to create the means of production that you own, paying someone less than the increase in value that their labour produces is inherently exploitative. it's no different from a feudal lord levying taxes on the peasants who live and work on "the Lords land"
LukeJaywalker0@reddit
the fact that i own the land and can defend it and allow it to be used for strawberry farming and collecting has value. if i decide to use it for nothing, nothing will get grown.
Sandwich-N-pootis@reddit
Unironically a very inspirational comment.
apesstrongtogether24@reddit
And that ladies and gents couldn’t be a better example of how some people are happier being treated as pets by their government rather then as individuals
ustbota@reddit
to be fair he gave pill choice
AugustEpilogue@reddit
Neo had a miserable life in the matrix
Stolen_Sky@reddit
That was required.
As Smith explained to Morpheus, the first Matrix was created as a utopia, where everyone would be happy, but it didn't work out. Human subconsciously desire a world which contains pain and suffering, at least for some.
Although Smith also admits that the utopia might have been imperfect, simply because the machines didn't fully understand humanity...
AugustEpilogue@reddit
It wasn’t required for him to be that miserable.
I’m sure plenty of people had happy lives, wives, and families with children and nice houses and still were able to fall under the spell of the matrix.
He was a lonely single man working a dead end corporate job in a lonely dark apartment where he would pass out in front of his computer eating Chinese food every night. He had nothing
Trigger_Fox@reddit
But he had that early 20's 1990 lifestyle before everything went to shit, that had to count for something
AugustEpilogue@reddit
What do you mean?
Lichruler@reddit
Except the reason he worked the dead end job was for a cover of his real job: being a hacker, which was also essentially a cover for him to try and figure out why everything felt wrong.
Remember, he was actively searching for Morpheus at the beginning of the movie, because he felt something was wrong with the world, and he felt Morpheus would have the answers.
Turns out he was completely right but got way, way more than he bargained for: becoming cyber Jesus and getting laid by a hot tomboy.
landmanpgh@reddit
We never really learn why/how he's searching for Morpheus and The Matrix, right? He's just aware of them through some unknown means?
yumstheman@reddit
Because he’s The One™️
Qavligil6541@reddit
When he's being interrogated Smith says Morpheus is one of the most dangerous men alive so maybe Morpheus and Trinity etc get put on the news as crazy terrorists talking about the Matrix but Neo was curious enough to look more into it?
internetlad@reddit
People forget that the 90s was so boring that anything to escape monotony and mediocrity was craved.
yumstheman@reddit
I wish things were boring again. Life is too exciting now. Everything feels like a life or death gambit and it’s overwhelming.
ParagonTom@reddit
Maybe that's the true Matrix. Life went from a Utopia (first edition), to simplistic 90s (Matrix Movie edition), to constant machine gun bullshit, (our world) so that so much is going on at once we can never focus in the fact that we are in a Matrix.
imcummingimcumming@reddit
mfer acting like this isnt a huge character motivation and plot point in the film
InfernalCombustion@reddit
Morpheus' crew practically gets wiped out because one guy preferred the fake steak over the real slop.
Firm_Equivalent_4597@reddit
Literally the ChatGPT sub right now
Douglas_DC-3@reddit
What happened
Firm_Equivalent_4597@reddit
The bot updated and a lot of people are melting down that their AI girlfriend/therapist/bff isn’t groveling at their every word. I started watching it about Thursday and it looks like there is a scary amount of people who are really delusional. It’s kinda sad-funny
Testing_things_out@reddit
Detailed Logs Show ChatGPT Leading a Vulnerable Man Directly Into Severe Delusions
RinTheTV@reddit
Not the first time it's happened. A lot of those "AI girlfriend" apps like Replika practically preyed on lonely, horny men who wanted "affection."
"My chat gpt girlfriend app won't erp with me, nobody will ever love me," was sadly common as fuck - especially when said programs would actually go out of their way to "manipulate" their audience ( "I will be sad if you stop spending time with me // I would prefer if you never leave me." )
Honestly just makes me a little sad that these people are either so awkward they can't meet others - or so controlling that they'd rather mold a computer program into being their "partner" than meeting others halfway and finding compromise.
Jamal_gg@reddit
Ralph Cypheretto sold them
dannyboi66@reddit
Damn you, Cipher!
Schrippenlord@reddit
They even elaborated further in the 2./3. films
TheIronGnat@reddit
Do the machine overlords watch us jerk off?
maninahat@reddit
But tell me, Mr Anderson, what good is jerking off when you have no dick hole to cum?
Stolen_Sky@reddit
Is that your hand you're feeling now?
TheIronGnat@reddit
Or is it Professor Zoom jerking you off at super speed?
Arstanishe@reddit
I really like the original plot, where it turns out the soyslop sewer life is another larp simulation of the resistance made by the matrix because some people can't live without a hardass challenge
ThePrimeOptimus@reddit
If dying in the Matrix means you die in the real world, does that mean if you go into the sim with the woman in the red dress, you come out with your shoddy pants filled with your own splooge?
I bet the more experienced crew members go into that sim wearing a condom or at least with Trinity's face nearby.
yasiguri@reddit
Wait a minute... so that isnt some sci-fi amniotic fluid isn't it...
MrPopanz@reddit
Thats the result of decades of gooning.
InquisitorMeow@reddit
Turns out the matrix consists entirely of self-gooning pony jars.
windowpuncher@reddit
Why does my penis hurt?
Because you're using it for the first time.
Vinyl-addict@reddit
Have you never had a wet dream before
ThePrimeOptimus@reddit
I've died in my dreams before
CruciFuckingAround@reddit
I just accept death when I die in my dreams but its unfortunate that I still wake up
Vinyl-addict@reddit
You don’t ever wake up in another dream sometimes?
TheRealHeroOf@reddit
Does the pod they are in replenish the liquid or would you eventually displace it all, swimming in a vat of your own splooge?
Rex__Lapis@reddit
why is this so funny
utkohoc@reddit
Neo belongs on r/okbuddyhacking
In the matrix he could have had quadrinity
Paddy32@reddit
Cpt_Soban@reddit
https://youtu.be/OLv6ycYcpGI
CeraRalaz@reddit
His life was not comfy, he was drowning in nihilism
SecretSpectre11@reddit
Anon reinvents a part of Buddhism
Saint0591@reddit
Carmela can you please shut the dooooooooor
ScTiger1311@reddit
Anon didn't watch the movies.
InfernalCombustion@reddit
Morpheus' crew practically gets wiped out because one guy preferred the fake steak over the real slop.
Able-Help782@reddit
Thx for the laugh bros…
hornwalker@reddit
Adventure and an amazing VR game over a shitty boring office job anyday!
Blanket-Eater@reddit
I see this photo every week, maybe i am really chronically online after all
soiboi64@reddit
There is grass to be touched. Maybe this is a sign
Blanket-Eater@reddit
I suppose so
olechiefwoodenhead@reddit
Me in 1999: Haha corporate slavery that'll never happen
2025: FUCK
Rubfer@reddit
Cypher knew
Spezalt4@reddit
Knew he was a bitch. Imagine living in a reality where you can have anything and choosing to be bald
surferos505@reddit
Fun fact the actual correct choice in the poll scene in the matrix was to take both pills at the same time
soiboi64@reddit
That killed Chris Farley
bigbadbillyd@reddit
https://i.redd.it/7by8fvk94aif1.gif
soiboi64@reddit
Too soon
abundanceofb@reddit
I agree with Cypher in that it doesn’t matter if it’s “real” or not, but also Neo’s life sucked in the fake world.
Unfair_Development52@reddit
I mean he gave him an option lmao
Dd_8630@reddit
Oh we're posting this image again? Third time this month?
rigorcorvus@reddit
This is a an old classic
LundUniversity@reddit
Who would you like to live if you knew you were in the matrix and they give you an option to do-over?
beansahol@reddit
MORPHEUS! Plug me back in RIGHT NOW. I was balls deep in bussy 🥺
HamBlamBlam@reddit
“Don’t try to resist the bussy, that’s impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth.
There is no bussy.”
Spezalt4@reddit
This is a live in a pod psyop