I was eating canned tuna for dinner, and realized it looks kinda pathetic. So I added yogurt, butter, and cheese and now somehow it looks worse.

Fvck naw! ALWAYS drain your tuna. If not the excess liquids cause the mayo to separate and not get a proper, creamy texture. Turns to fish soup. What you talkin' dude?? 🤦 Please tell me you were kidding.

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Takamojo@reddit

how much oil do tuna have in there? 😅 I never drain it (olive oil ones) and it's not much oil either, once squished the dry tuna it just absorb and isn't dry nor too oily either. but I use tuna in salads so it works like the sauce with other mixed stuff so it's not a sandwich per se

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Description_Friendly@reddit

Ok. But 9/10 doctors disagree with you.

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Spudperson@reddit

If you dont eat it with mayo, though, it shouldn't be a problem then. I've eaten cans of fish on their own, lol.

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T8-TR@reddit

This is the first time I've seen anyone recommend not draining tuna before eating it.

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neep_pie@reddit

I've seen it a lot on youtube lately. Personally, I don't drain it... that's flavor and nutrition

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JwPATX@reddit

But it’s a soggy sandwich

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Takamojo@reddit

but I don't understand. drain it so to add lots of mayo. isn't it going to get the sandwich soggy anyway?

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JwPATX@reddit

Mayo doesn’t make it soggy, but I’m also adding jalepenos from a jar, which are also hard to fully drain, and a couple of other wet ingredients like sriracha, so I try to get as much of the tuna water out as possible first.

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neep_pie@reddit

mayo is mostly fat, so it doesn't really make bread soggy

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neep_pie@reddit

I don't know how much liquid people are seeing in their tuna. The cans I get, it's minimal. Realistically I just drink it anyway

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Spudperson@reddit

Really? I feel like I've seen a few people recommend not draining it.

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NYTatt2Chick@reddit

Always drain it

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Takamojo@reddit

only the sunflower oil ones. the olive oil one I keep it

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canolafly@reddit

Not drain chunk light to death, and give solid albacore a quick squeeze?

Although, chunk light is desperation tuba.

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NYTatt2Chick@reddit

It’s cat food.

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Spudperson@reddit

Wait, why should I always drain it?? This is a genuine question, I really dont know.

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NYTatt2Chick@reddit

Yes. Always drain it.

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Spudperson@reddit

WHY

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NYTatt2Chick@reddit

I edited my last comment after realizing I didn’t answer your question. Sorry.

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Spudperson@reddit

Ahh I see now, thank you!

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HTD-Vintage@reddit

I love how quickly that changed from "people usually recommend" to "I feel like I've seen a few people recommend"

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Spudperson@reddit

Tbh I have a terrible memory so I could be remembering things wrong. Im definitely learning a lot about how to prepare canned fish now.

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HTD-Vintage@reddit

It's okay, at the end of the day you eat what you like, however you like.

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Takamojo@reddit

idk why you're getting downvoted. if it's olive oil I don't drain it. I use it as part of the sauce (and btw, I add yogurt to it, but less of a spoon: yogurt, mayo, soy sauce and the oil of the can and it's good) . now, if it's sunflower oil, I do grain it

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Frothynibbler@reddit

That’s really more for the kind packed in oil

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Spudperson@reddit

Yeah im learning that I was wrong lol

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EmployerUpstairs8044@reddit

I agree. If you shake the crap out of the can, the liquid and the tuna mix and the tuna is not dry, and has more flavor.

Op...I wish you all the best meals

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Syzergic@reddit (OP)

🫡 I will try my best

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NYTatt2Chick@reddit

Don’t do that. Just get solid white albacore in water (oil is okay too). It’s far superior to chunk light garbage. Mix with mayo, salt, pepper, maybe some diced celery and/or onion and put it on bread (toasted or untoasted). These people are crazy people.

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Description_Friendly@reddit

Good lord! You ARE a monster.

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MandatorySaxSolo@reddit

With that logic, why not add Pepsi? It's a liquid.

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Syzergic@reddit (OP)

It’s not the same color and consistency.

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umsamanthapleasekthx@reddit

I don’t know why you’re getting downvoted I guess people are just xenophobic. You’re trying your best at humaning and I support you!

Also maybe people aren’t thinking about plain yogurt and think you’ve dumped in some Yoplait or something.

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rlywoxy@reddit

Xenophobic? Ok wtf lmao

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umsamanthapleasekthx@reddit

Many commenters are insinuating OP isn’t human (see: “Have you had human food before?”). While xenophobia refers to a fear/hatred of foreigners, it would also apply to a fear/hatred of any type of alien.

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ZeePirate@reddit

Pretty sure it’s satire. He’s calling him a xenomorph aka an alien

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rlywoxy@reddit

Oh thank you I was so confused

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NeitherExamination44@reddit

You obviously are new to human food and took your best shot at “tuna salad” and honestly, good guess!! Most people use mayo though

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theinternetisnice@reddit

I like mixing a little mayo with sour cream to give it that goopy Mexican restaurant texture.

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Frigate_Orpheon@reddit

Mayo + Sriracha 🤌✨️

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SupernaturalPumpkin@reddit

Yes! I do this or mayo and tobasco

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NeitherExamination44@reddit

I like to mix sour cream in too which is why I could see where they were coming from with the yogurt… I gotta say though I’ve never seen tuna salad at a Mexican restaurant ever lol

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Description_Friendly@reddit

And a LOT less butter. Like NONE.

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towerfella@reddit

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I went looking for an alien gif and found this and it changed the whole direction of my comment

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BrannC@reddit

You make a good point

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PuzzyFussy@reddit

You need to be locked up

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MandatorySaxSolo@reddit

Ok, then im surprised you didn't add white frosting

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Description_Friendly@reddit

And why not add lotion. That's almost a food.

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dregan@reddit

cool hwip.

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Gold-Accident-8545@reddit

You're eating hair!

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JAM-ismyname@reddit

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Ladysupersizedbitch@reddit

I’m sorry people are downvoting you lmao, this type of response is exactly what this sub and r/stupidfood is about.

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dregan@reddit

Neither is yogurt.

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polarroidpuppy@reddit

people are downvoting you but youre right

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nonononononomammamia@reddit

A lot of Mediterranean style cook books recommend replacing mayo with plain greek yogurt when making tuna salad or sandwiches.

I can literally tell no difference.

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DenseAstronomer3631@reddit

Like plain not sweet yogurt? If so you are forgiven because ik some people use that like diet mayo or sour cream

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Nice-Tea-8972@reddit

Im a yogurt as diet mayo person LOL ty for the grace.

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Syzergic@reddit (OP)

Of course, I’m not a monster

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LincredibleOne@reddit

There’s photographic evidence directly above to the contrary…

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_cliterati_@reddit

The butter would argue otherwise

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Nice-Tea-8972@reddit

Yogurt makes more sense than butter to me. so long as its PLAIN yogurt.

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PsyxoticElixir@reddit

Where's the potato? That's the real crime

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neep_pie@reddit

Yogurt seems fine. It's like sour cream and they're both sort of like mayo. Butter seems odd to me though. Also cheese other than Parmesan doesn't go well with seafood.

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CinemaDork@reddit

Fried fish sandwiches sometimes come with American or cheddar cheese on them and I'm okay with that 👍 no one would call that fine dining of course. Hah

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neep_pie@reddit

That's true. Not a very fishy fish, though. I guess it's good with fried white fish but I wouldn't want cheddar on salmon.

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Ok_Caterpillar5564@reddit

There are loads of good cheese+seafood combinations. Lobster mac and cheese, tuna cheddar melts, shrimp alfredo, pizza with anchovies, oysters mornay, seafood tacos with cotija, salmon and cream cheese, seafood ravioli...and probably lots more.

The problem is that many seafoods are delicate, and many cheese are sharp and pungent, and that can be an unappealing combination, which people extrapolate to say that cheese should never go with seafood. But there are so many kinds of seafood, and so many kinds of cheese, and lots of them do pair, it's just about finding the right combinations. Usually just means using a milder cheese.

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Topicalpimp@reddit

Cheddar often goes with tuna and mayo making a “tuna melt”.

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Description_Friendly@reddit

Mostly true, but I feel Colby Jack pairs nicely.

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cvaicunas69@reddit

This post is just karma farming at this point.

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Educational-Ant-7485@reddit

Eating non-fresh fish with yoghurt can be poisonous, you shouldn't mix them

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traumaqueen1128@reddit

See, the yogurt I can understand. I've used plain yogurt as a substitute for sour cream. I DON'T understand the cold chunks of butter!

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doesthedog@reddit

In my family we mixed it with sour cream, salt and pepper and put it on spaghetti. It was delicious. I think with yoghurt you are fine, not sure about the butter

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No_Significance1389@reddit

You need to add mayonnaise instead of yogurt. And then use it as a bread spread. I survived on this in my early 20's when money was tight.

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NolieMali@reddit

With a touch of pickle juice.

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dillhavarti@reddit

that's what mayo is for dude. mayo and tuna is literally just tuna salad

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Vli37@reddit

In this instance . . .

No!

Butter doesn't instantly make everything better

🤦‍♂️

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Daredevils999@reddit

Have you heard of mayonnaise per chance?

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Aviendha13@reddit

Yeah most people use mayo or some variant thereof if they want it creamy. Not yogurt. wtf?

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Plenty_Letterhead_91@reddit

I actually thought yogurt and tuna sounded good...

The butter though...

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AlligatorFister@reddit

Sure but like….just straight up chunks of cold butter?

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Bustedtelevision@reddit

Yougurt isn’t that crazy but butter is

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MsnthrpcNthrpd@reddit

/r/stupidshittyfood

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Syzergic@reddit (OP)

Yeah I’m pretty dumb

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sushi_dumbass@reddit

I use yougurt instead of mayo it's a lot better in my opinion Just don't use fruit flavoured yougurt trust me on this one

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GenericAccount13579@reddit

Man saw mayo in tuna salad and thought “any ole white creamy thingll do”

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lifeofbablo@reddit

Yeah, that’s how you end up with tuna salad that tastes suspiciously like vanilla pudding.

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schmoe67@reddit

sweet and savory

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LOUsername97@reddit

Let's not give up any ideas ok?

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dalrymc1@reddit

I’m with you, take the ideas away and give OP a basic understanding of tastebuds. Just a simple understanding will do, it will eliminate abominations like this. Then again, I might be under thinking this and OP might make tuna salad with canned tuna, caraway seed, and Elmer’s school glue.

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LOUsername97@reddit

Honestly, Elmer's glue sounds like a step up from yogurt and a chunk of unmelted butter

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AAAPosts@reddit

Or bleach

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SofaChillReview@reddit

Jokes aside, Pepper game changer but I’d also add sweet corn. You can actually make a buttery mayonnaise for tuna..just wouldn’t add butter on its own

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jignha@reddit

Large amounts of black pepper to tuna salad is amazing. It's what Jersey Mike's adds to their tuna salad.

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DrakonILD@reddit

Why does my tuna salad smell like bleach?

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nonononononomammamia@reddit

I use plain yogurt instead of mayo in tuna salad/sandwiches.

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Curious-Anywhere-612@reddit

If it’s plain yogurt that stuff kinda tastes like sour cream. That could taste decent

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Serious_Swan_2371@reddit

More dairy = better

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Acrobatic-Parsnip769@reddit

its cheese but with extra steps lol

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OtherwiseSplit8875@reddit

Cheese is the worst part about this

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dregan@reddit

Cheese, ok.

No

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FrillySteel@reddit

It's deconstructed mayo.

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Hefe_Weizen@reddit

Yeah just spamming every type of dairy in your fridge onto food is more pathetic.

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kyle__hinaba@reddit

Couldn’t you have at least mixed it all together before taking that picture. You don’t “somehow” make it worse if your intentions was to make it look disgusting. Incorporate it, put it on a piece of toast or cracker and it’ll “somehow” look a lot better. Rage bait of a post IMO.

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Syzergic@reddit (OP)

You underestimate my incompetence, friend. In high school I used to make myself “nutrition paste” for breakfast, which was ground turkey, butter, cheese, and flour. Yes, flour.

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Long_Ice5948@reddit

This is one of the weirdos food combos i have ever heard of.

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Responsible-Cap-5827@reddit

Instead of mayo add an avocado. Total game changer. Maybe a little pickle relish.

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_ladyfiona@reddit

Go to your room right now and think about what you've done

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Ok-Round-8104@reddit

hahaha the butter chillin

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Laceylolbug@reddit

No no no. Butter doesn't go in tuna salad. Neither does yogurt. Use mayo and some sweet relish and salt and pepper if you want a quick tuna salad.

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Additional_Text_3962@reddit

Just add paprika powder, kewpie mayo etc

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MetalJoe0@reddit

You're going to want to put some fat and some acid in the tuna. The mayo covers that nicely. Balsalmic, mustard, vinegar based hot sauce, or lemon juice are all good acids. The cheese is a nice touch. I'd skip the butter. If you toss some vegetables in there, you'll really be in business.

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ThatGreenGuy8@reddit

You can't just throw stuff in a bowl and expect it to magically look good

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Putsomesunglasseson@reddit

I’m not gonna lie every time I see someone eat straight up can’t tuna I don’t understand it, but the other day I was hungry but still trying to minimize my calories so I had what I called” deconstructed sushi” as a snack

Basically, half a can of tuna, a little bit of kewpie mayo, some diced cucumber sprinkled in. Then I would take a sheet of seaweed snack and spoon a bit onto it and eat it.

Honestly fucking delicious

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Gengetsu_Huzoki@reddit

I had pasta with yogurt and tuna yesterday! Basic but after you feel full doesn't matter what you ate XD

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Dorian-greys-picture@reddit

Just add some cottage cheese and this is the kind of thing fitness influencers will try to tell you tastes just like a tuna salad and is soooo filling

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ForgottengenXer67@reddit

If you had baked that it would have been delicious. Opportunity lost.

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Uchihagod53@reddit

What was the rationale behind the yogurt?

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Syzergic@reddit (OP)

Sauce, I guess? Or like you know how you make tuna salad with mayo. Same color and consistency.

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Bangkok_Dangeresque@reddit

Not all white creamy substances are interchangeable in food...

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Syzergic@reddit (OP)

I’ve been informed of this when I tried to sub cream cheese for mayo on a grilled cheese

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Consistent_Loquat860@reddit

Cream cheese in a grilled cheese is amazing- especially if its a hot ham and cheese

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mensfrightsactivists@reddit

tbh cream cheese on a grilled cheese sounds frickin awesome. this concoction.. less so

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SirRufusPigeon@reddit

Wait, cream cheese or Mayo on a grilled cheese? Isn’t it basically supposed to only be butter, bread and cheese?

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Syzergic@reddit (OP)

Sir pigeon, you are one of today’s lucky 10,000. Substitute mayo for butter to grease a grilled cheese. Because mayo has protein, it creates a crispier, more even crust.

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ZeePirate@reddit

That sounds much more reasonable than tuna and yogurt.

Especially the fact you heated up the yogurt

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mildlywittyname@reddit

You mean you've done this food crime before and didn't learn your lesson?!

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Syzergic@reddit (OP)

That was cream cheese. This was yogurt. And they were the same color and consistency.

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LincredibleOne@reddit

Maybe next time you can try lotion, or shaving cream.

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thevioletkat@reddit

I am incredibly concerned that they were the same consistency, does that mean that the yogurt had a cream cheese consistency or the cream cheese had a yogurt consistency? either way one of them is wrong.

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Syzergic@reddit (OP)

Rounding error?

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mildlywittyname@reddit

I think he means this time the substitute had the same consistency, which was yogurt instead of mayo. I don't agree it does but it's not quite as a big of difference as yogurt and cream cheese.

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mildlywittyname@reddit

I think he means this time the substitute had the same consistency, which was yogurt instead of mayo. I don't agree it does but it's not quite as a big of difference as yogurt and cream cheese.

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curlyquinn02@reddit

Might as well just use ice cream based on your logic. Having a similar look means nothing

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Oranges13@reddit

The reason mayo works is because it's like 99% oil. Sour cream is not. Doesn't work the same AT ALL.

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DeviantHellcat@reddit

Wait...what?

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nonononononomammamia@reddit

In this case they are.

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Fit_Carpet_364@reddit

It's always worked for me.

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sweatersand@reddit

Color and consistency sure but what about… taste? Ya know… the main way we sense food?

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Careful_Ad9037@reddit

i’m sobbing OP i’m so sorry this is so funny😭😭😂😂😂like someone using salt instead of sugar in their cookies😂

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Syzergic@reddit (OP)

My mom once put powdered sugar in a sauce instead of flour and then wondered why it wasn’t thickening.

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thisiscatyeslikemeow@reddit

I think you got your cooking skills from her.

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ceruleansins07@reddit

I use ranch dressing for tuna and eat it on Ritz crackers. Super good.

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WateryTart_ndSword@reddit

Lots of people use yogurt instead of mayo for salad dressings. And the cheese speaks for itself, because it’s tasty. It’s the butter I’m wondering about most 🤨

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im_just_thinking@reddit

Ah yes, the perfect combo: fish with dairy, dairy and dairy products. Mayo isn't dairy.

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aivlysplath@reddit

My ex, who was a 39 year old man at the time, thought that Mayo had cow milk products in it.

I was flummoxed.

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Hello_JustSayin@reddit

I know several people who thought eggs are dairy.

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nonononononomammamia@reddit

It tastes literally the same if you use plain Greek yogurt.

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GetUp4theDownVote@reddit

Indeed.

Also, sounds like these chuds have never heard of a tuna melt. Delish

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nonononononomammamia@reddit

I will die on this hill.

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Jackesfox@reddit

Mix it up in the pate, cut some vegetables slices, cheese and put it between two bread slices. You have now a very healthy, good looking and delicious meal

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frednekk@reddit

It didn’t really help.

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sushi_dumbass@reddit

Everyone here acting like the yougurt is a crime against food am I the only person who puts yougurt in tuna as like a normal thing?

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Only-Poetry-2605@reddit

……why

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goldenopal42@reddit

Put a sprinkle of herbs on there, even dried dill or pepper flakes. Instant gourmet.

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ResponsibilityNo8076@reddit

Why would you add that

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Intellectual-kitten@reddit

Eww none of those things belong in tuna. The only options that are acceptable are mayonnaise, chopped onions, chopped celery, and or chopped pickles. Nothing else is acceptable for tuna salad.

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_weedkiller_@reddit

I assumed that was mayo and potato which I could have got on board with.

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reubnick@reddit

have you considered mixing it together

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free_-_spirit@reddit

Tuna, mayo, rice, seaweed

Yum

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OG_Church_Key@reddit

WOAH

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_WeSellBlankets_@reddit

Somehow? Try "as expected".

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True-Task-9578@reddit

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StevenBayShore@reddit

That's exactly what Satan eats for lunch every day.

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Helpful_Guest66@reddit

Butter?!

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plasmapleasure@reddit

Looks like oatmeal now

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tiekanashiro@reddit

Just add some mayo next time and put it on bread. My favorite low effort snack

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calamity__jam@reddit

Butter?? That's just unhinged

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Various-Escape-5020@reddit

I don’t even wanna scroll to the second one…

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rrrrrrrrrrrd@reddit

put honey, mayo, mustard into tuna and spread it on toast, it's very good

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OptimalAlgae9112@reddit

I feel like some of yall do this just to rage bait cause there’s no way

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Wonderful_News4492@reddit

You could use the canned tuna with some rice to make some onigiri

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Dry-Alternative-5626@reddit

Congratulations you made me snort choke laugh

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Hot-Acanthisitta1563@reddit

Next time, add mayo and rice! One of my favorite struggle meals

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Significant_Cover_48@reddit

That's not dinner, that's a war crime

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BootWizard@reddit

What the hell is wrong with you?

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LayaraFlaris@reddit

Op are you secretly a cat that got turned into a human like, 17 hours prior to this?? 😟😭 please check out budget bites this food is a war crime /lh

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miuyao@reddit

I have never had a physical reaction to a food image before until now

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StupidMario64@reddit

Who the fuck looks at a can of tuna, and says "yeah thisll be GREAT with my unflavored greek/yogurt!"

Youre a masochist, arent you?

The 2nd slide looks like you legit threw up in the bowl, holy shit this is a crime.

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lypaldin@reddit

I do, it tastes good.

Some Lebanese spices and it works pretty well.

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nonononononomammamia@reddit

I do it a few times a week. It’s the same.

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WrennyWrenegade@reddit

Who the fuck looks at a can of tuna, and says "yeah thisll be GREAT with my unflavored greek/yogurt!"

Certainly better than flavored yogurt.

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StupidMario64@reddit

I promise you, fruit flavored yogurt is a million times better than seperated tunagurt.

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bubblegumpunk69@reddit

In tuna?

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Inevitable_Phase_276@reddit

This was a massive diet trend not that long ago- to substitute yogurt for mayo and sour cream in everything.

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Syzergic@reddit (OP)

Tasted fine though ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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moniefeesh@reddit

I don't know why but it looked pretty alright to me, OP. I'm very hungry though. I'm sure I've eaten worse.

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lypaldin@reddit

My to go is canned tuna, plain yogurt, zaatar, black olives, cheese.

Tastes good when I don't want to cook.

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curlyquinn02@reddit

How to say you a reptilian without saying you are a reptilian. Look up how to make tuna salad

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nonononononomammamia@reddit

https://nibbleanddine.com/greek-yogurt-tuna-salad/

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caseythebuffalo@reddit

You know what this fish needs? Dairy.

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Laughingman0069@reddit

You must be british

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gtfolmao@reddit

Bro you need to add some veg to that.

1: Remove the butter and cheese, keep the yogurt if you wish as long as its unflavored
2: Add diced cucumber, red onion, celery (something crunchy)
3: Season with salt, pepper, garlic powder, fresh dill (or dried if that's all you got)
4: Optional: Fancy it up with a splash of apple cider vinegar, some dijon mustard, a bit of mayo

I promise this will be a major quality of life upgrade.

Source: I ate this for lunch today.

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denn1959-Public_396@reddit

Sure does

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chilldudeforever@reddit

Imma help you out for next time

You need a little bit oil but it can be from the can it self.

Drain the oil/water (possibly add oil)
Pro tip: take the lid off, put back on tuna, go over your sink / some kind of container and press until it is drained to your liking
add salt, pepper, and if you're one of the garlicguys, garlic. You could even use other spices if you're courageous
chop a onion very fine! Don't let it be big chunks, this is important
add cream cheese, not yoghurt (you can stretch it iwtu yoghurt to be a little healthier)
mix that motherfucker
adjust to your liking

Dip that shit in bread, bake it, eat it over rice or in a sandwich

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Tnh7194@reddit

I just ate tuna, smashed avocado, edamame, looks depressing but it’s great

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Limp-Biscuit411@reddit

had you eaten human food before this?

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JAM-ismyname@reddit

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Fish fingers and custard come to mind. What number regeneration are you?

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arthurwhoregan@reddit

god he made this look so good it had 12yo me begging my mom for fish sticks and custard, to which she said, hell no.

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TyrantJoe@reddit

If you swap the custard for hollandaise it'd look very similar and taste pretty good

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arthurwhoregan@reddit

GENIUS

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Syzergic@reddit (OP)

That’s classified

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Pale_Row1166@reddit

Totally. While he was listening to human music. Beep bop boop beep.

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diarrhea_pocket@reddit

I like it!

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CosyBeluga@reddit

Yeah this is very...what in the 3rd Rock.

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eric-artman@reddit

Healthy food is not pathetic. PROPER mayo yes, try kenko or homemade. Forget butter. Try cottage cheese, raddish, spring onion, bit of olive oil, cucumber. Really you can put anything you like into it.

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WallStLegends@reddit

I’ve dones some fucked up things before too. I once put a bunch of honey with rice because it’s all I had and I don’t like plain rice

This is fucked up though you are a psycho

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NoRadish4622@reddit

Is that just a chunk of cold butter?

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Syzergic@reddit (OP)

It hadn’t melted yet

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NotOrXor@reddit

Please tell me you didn’t heat this dish up. The smell would be a war crime.

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Bolf-Ramshield@reddit

Are yall really that fragile? Canned tu a smell is not strong at all and neither is the one of shredded cheese.

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Captian_Bones@reddit

Have you not smelled microwaved fish? The objectively permeating smell has nothing to do with how fragile anyone is

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Bolf-Ramshield@reddit

Microwaved canned tuna smells nothing like microwaved regular fish.

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DeviantHellcat@reddit

Microwaved though?? Yikes!

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happyhippohats@reddit

Why would it smell any worse than grilling a tuna melt?

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Syzergic@reddit (OP)

I wish I could tell you that.

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Asclepius1977@reddit

You need therapy dude, sheesh.

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gypsycookie1015@reddit

Who hurt you?? 😭

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NotOrXor@reddit

🤣 was it worth it?

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Syzergic@reddit (OP)

Yes

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ageekyninja@reddit

Maybe next time just buy some lemon pepper seasoning 😭

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mizzanthrop@reddit

Microwaved fish in a shared space certainly is a choice, …‘abhorrent’ comes to mind

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credulous_pottery@reddit

don't lie to yourself

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Alternative_Cause186@reddit

This exchange has me cackling

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Belfetto@reddit

Why would it have melted?

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PM_ME_UR__SECRETS@reddit

OP are you okay

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sunnymcbunny@reddit

That’s supposed to comfort me? 🥹

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Ambitious-Win-9408@reddit

Sometimes it helps when hearing something like this from a stranger, because if you've heard this from anyone close to you, you may not have taken it on board.

You're pathetic. Grow up.

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Ocel0tte@reddit

I truly can't decide if I'm more bothered by cold butter in all this, or hot yogurt and tuna. With parmesan.

Do you like feta and stuff? This just looks so pungent, in a funky way, but a bunch of foods are like that so. Is that your thing?

I eat too much vinegar. I would've thought about red wine vinegar. Or this gochujang sauce stuff. Or Sriracha.

It's too beige, and I can't get past yogurt and butter together either. But hot yogurt. Man. I use yogurt in place of sour cream all the time and hot sour cream is pretty unfortunate, how's hot yogurt compare? I'm horrified but super interested.

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yeldudseniah@reddit

Somehow...?

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Cherrisent@reddit

What kind of idiot makes something like this like what was the thought process

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Proper_Bell_7325@reddit

Why?!?!? 😱

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BlackLeggedKittiwake@reddit

I love this post and thread so much. Made my day!

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boyalien0@reddit

You’re right, what the tuna was missing was three different kinds of dairy

The fuck is wrong with you

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Muddymireface@reddit

Is not knowing the basics of cooking a trendy thing to do or what? Tuna salad is literally tuna and mayo. Why would we add everything but mayo?

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inadizzle@reddit

Do you have any other dairy products you can try to throw in?

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Syzergic@reddit (OP)

Be glad I didn’t try milk

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inadizzle@reddit

Don’t be a bitch do it. Then freeze it. Cheesy butter tuna …frozen yogurt ice cream?

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Land_Particular@reddit

Out here eating like a damn cat😂

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eberkain@reddit

sounds worse too

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MoreCarnations@reddit

Ew

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YouAllBotherMe@reddit

Are you sure this isn’t a depression meal?

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Syzergic@reddit (OP)

Never said it wasn’t ✌️😎

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Ultimatesims@reddit

Did you drink a beer and huff some glue to feel sick and go to sleep?

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PearOnPearOff@reddit

Microwaving tuna with cheese and butter, then adding some oregano and eating it on bread is a fucking banger

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SingingSabre@reddit

Butter?

Butter??

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Remarkable_Lack_7741@reddit

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morganalefaye125@reddit

Butter?? Why butter??

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effefille@reddit

Have you eaten much food before?

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wildkyote6969@reddit

Why did you add those random ass items to it? Made it even more unappealing

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bryangcrane@reddit

Ahahaha!! This post is the apotheosis for this sub! 😝😝

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IncredibleBihan@reddit

You're right. I don't know why you though yogurt and butter of all things were going to improve that can of tuna, but it didn't. You should have just eaten it lol

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SoberSith_Sanguinity@reddit

Next time, get some good cottage cheese. It'd about all you need with Tuna. Especially Albacore tuna

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andosp@reddit

OP the comments on whether or not you enjoyed this are conflicting. Was it good? Would you do it again? Did you have other options or were these the only ingredients available? I have so many questions and I am afraid I can't stop laughing about this.

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Syzergic@reddit (OP)

I had other options. Leftover pasta, frozen pierogis, even some frozen peas. And yet, this is what I chose. I can’t tell you why. That’s between last-night me and god. Or maybe the devil, hard to say.

It tasted fine, but I wouldn’t say it was more than the sum of its parts. And you know, in the same circumstances with better options, I might do it again. Not because it was good, just because I have a poor grasp on cause and effect. Like a child touching a hot stove.

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andosp@reddit

Amazing. I don't care what anyone else says, you're a hero in my book.

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dipstick73@reddit

This made me wanna vomit

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Background_Humor5838@reddit

Why tf would you do that

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QuantumHosts@reddit

a squirt of real mayo, some dill relish, BAM tuna salad

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MeowBerkeley@reddit

I understand adding yogurt as faux mayo, but why cold clumps of butter? Maybe you could redeem it by hearing it up & adding some spices.

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Syzergic@reddit (OP)

I microwaved it for half a min. Sure it was cold on the inside but…

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bubblegumpunk69@reddit

…you didn’t mix it after microwaving it?

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NetworkingJesus@reddit

Microwave the butter in the bowl by itself first, then add the tuna and other stuff

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MeowBerkeley@reddit

Apparently that wasn’t long enough. There’s still clumps & it’s not mixed.

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sjacot88@reddit

…

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bubblegumpunk69@reddit

Mayo. Your brain was looking for mayo.

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ShitDudeNoWay@reddit

Ah yes the classic Tres Leches Tuna

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Smooth_Cod4600@reddit

My favorite lazy snack is a tin of tuna, little mayo, minced pickles and a little extra pickle juice.

If you're not so lazy, some minced onion and toasted bread are nice to add. To be honest though this is my gremlin snack.

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Suitable_Guide_7818@reddit

I had tuna last night, too! But I had it over pasta with capers and green onions. So, not the same.

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Naproxen19@reddit

Yogurt???

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No_Cantaloupe5915@reddit

What is wrong with you???

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thankyousnoopy@reddit

Lmao “somehow”

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fromCentauri@reddit

OP, try a small bit of spicy brown mustard, oregano, and a dash of salt (if you want it saltier). Mix it up good to the point the tuna looks ready for a tuna sub just about. I you get it in olive oil it's much better. My go-to lazy tuna bowl because I do not like mayo.

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Lilwolfe10@reddit

I've added unflavored yogurt, ranch flavored powder, and relish before to make a higher protein tuna salad thing. It was fine.

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shegonneedatumzzz@reddit

somehow?

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GreenAldiers@reddit

"I thought this one fat seemed odd, let me add 3 more fats!"

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Scarlet1998@reddit

Why the butter... next time try tuna, grated carrots and mayo, eat it with crackers or some bread 🫡

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LincredibleOne@reddit

JFC, at least melt the butter… all you needed was some mayo and mustard and you would have e been fine. You’re right- this looks way worse 🤦‍♂️

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MyCatIsAnActualNinja@reddit

you just threw a chunk of butter in there?

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BurningOasis@reddit

Brother...

Tuna, salt, pepper, little olive oil, lemon, pinch of oregano, diced red onion.

Good to go.

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Mikaxu42@reddit

mmm slop

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koolaidismything@reddit

I’ve convinced myself you all do this for karma. I’m more comfortable with that than thinking you’d actually eat this way.. we live in a civilized society man.

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Syzergic@reddit (OP)

Tell yourself what you need to believed my friend.

You live in a civilized society, but I live in grad school.

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One_Tumbleweed_1@reddit

Not sure if a cat would eat that

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Syzergic@reddit (OP)

I’ve seen a cat attempt to eat sandpaper and honestly, you might be right

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FezTheFox@reddit

Were you high? That whole idea seems terrible.

Next time just make some Mac and cheese and mix the tuna into that.

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luckkyeno@reddit

Am assuming u are white. Bro just add blk pepper, onions, sweet relish, sweet pepper and mayonnaise and you good

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StretchMotor8@reddit

screaming 💀

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LilBrutButt@reddit

The butter was too far and try mixing it.

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Valkryine@reddit

For further reference, itll still look shitty but use kewpie mayo and sweet relish instead, tastes like actual food instead of. whatever this is

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roszlly@reddit

Some rice and soy sauce wouldve been better but nice try lmao

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haikusbot@reddit

Some rice and soy sauce

Wouldve been better but nice

Try lmao

- roszlly

^(I detect haikus. And sometimes, successfully.) ^Learn more about me.

^(Opt out of replies: "haikusbot opt out" | Delete my comment: "haikusbot delete")

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im_so_bleu@reddit

I eat yogurt with a lot of meals, but this is … something else lol.

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PersephoneOnEarth@reddit

You could have just added mayo and it would have been ok. Butter? Yogurt?! Unless it’s tzatziki sauce why in the world would you add yogurt to tuna?

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miceytahcat@reddit

Actually, if you mixed it up well and even it would become a great paste to spread on some toast/bread

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CourageLeast4251@reddit

All you need is mayo and relish....

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lilyedit@reddit

That was certainly a choice lol I prefer my tuna with toast w hummus on the side maybe, I can mix in boiled egg, pickle, a little mayo & paprika. I don’t know why you’d ever go sweet with tuna but 😬

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ouidxtats@reddit

I usually just put a mayo, a BIT of may and a BIT of lemon juice salt and pepper maybe try that next time:)

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Tomavogic@reddit

What happened to some mayo, corn, and a squeeze of lemon?

You can go onions, black olives and some peppers but yeah... Bon appetite

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FlawedHero@reddit

You just put in straight cold butter?

You've earned every drop of sorrow that abomination has produced.

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Fast_Ad7203@reddit

Add some veggies to make into a salad man

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Due-Philosopher-7159@reddit

Gross

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Due-Philosopher-7159@reddit

Tuna salad. Mayo onions hard boiled egg relish I use chopped up sweet Heat and dill a little pepper. I found Starkiss balsamic and herb tuna at Walmart it is delicious. I just open cab and put it in my salad with lettuce tomato cucumber

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BeigePhilip@reddit

Ugh

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Wolfygirl97@reddit

Canned tuna with mayo, salt and pepper, and saltine crackers are 👌

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Disney_Princess137@reddit

What’s combination

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MooDoodlesRB@reddit

You’re brave. I can’t imagine combining tuna with anything other than mayo & diced red onion

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YellowishRose99@reddit

Well, the things you added were not optimal. Next time try apple pieces , walnuts or pecans, thin sliced boiled egg or celery, maybe a dash of mayo, maybe a dab of relish. Decide if you want it to be sweeter or more savory.

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Syzergic@reddit (OP)

That actually sounds pretty good. How have you managed to make a can of tuna for dinner sound good

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LankyArugula4452@reddit

Tuna + avocado + lemon juice + salt

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heqra@reddit

also try: mayo, mustard, pepper flakes, dijonn, garlic and onion powder, salt, pepper, pickle relish. thats my go to and its lovely, sometimes I add green apple minced

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YellowishRose99@reddit

It's very good. I like tuna and like to put things in it that I like.

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The_Creamy_Elephant@reddit

Making a Waldorf tuna salad up in here?!

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Goobygoodra@reddit

What the fuck

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potent_potabIes@reddit

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Aggressive_Win_9905@reddit

🤢

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dobermanluver@reddit

I dont understand why you made this so complicated. Make 2 pieces of toast. Mix Tuna with Mayo, salt and pepper. Put Cheese on bread. Put Tuna on bread. Done.

Yogurt and butter?!? Straight to jail.

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JonasBona@reddit

Jesus christ

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Spiritual_Cell_9719@reddit

Jail

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Torma25@reddit

I'd recommend you use mayo, add some diced purple onions, a few twists of pepper and mix it with pasta. Add some canned corn if you're feeling fancy. Still easy as fuck to make but it's not a crime against humanity like whatever the fuck that is

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deadlymoogle@reddit

Do you not know how to prepare canned tuna? You mix it with mayo or miracle whip. Those are the only two options. Yogurt cheese and butter are insane

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Sweet-Palpitation473@reddit

Hey man so my dinner most nights is tuna+mayo+broccoli+cauliflower+ assorted seasonings (I just use cajun powder, curry powder and adobo seasoning) i genuinely look forward to it every night

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El-Acantilado@reddit

It’s so fucking easy to make a suuuuper cheap meal with this that tastes fantastic. And you did this 😭

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Nomadic_Rick@reddit

It’s not often this sub makes me shudder… well done I guess

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whateveratthispoint_@reddit

Tuna, oregano, black pepper scooped on crackers is top tier.

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moileduge@reddit

I've done hummus and tuna, but yogurt?

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Drolmood@reddit

Most cultures: "It's frowned upon to mix seafood with diary products."

This Dude: "Hold my beer."

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Syzergic@reddit (OP)

No gods no masters

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soraysunshine@reddit

SIR

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cexelbyworld@reddit

😭

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Fearless_Mushroom_36@reddit

Why did you add cold butter?

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Syzergic@reddit (OP)

I thought it would melt faster

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Fearless_Mushroom_36@reddit

Fair enough

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amandatoryy@reddit

somehow

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KingDirect3307@reddit

slide 2 is what all swedish food looks like

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Tashareddit2@reddit

mmmm This is just so GROSS .......

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KatiMinecraf@reddit

Jeez. At least stir it up and make a sandwich!

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hodlingstonkers@reddit

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Doglover4561@reddit

I really want to know why you're eating just straight tuna for dinner

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Syzergic@reddit (OP)

I’m in grad school. That’s the only answer I can give.

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KommandoKazumi@reddit

Brother just use mayo and mustard or dill, and some lime juice fml

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StandardUS@reddit

How old r u / occupation please. Must know, big info

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Syzergic@reddit (OP)

20s PhD student. Seriously.

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Smoolz@reddit

Add mayo and dill relish next time. If you got eggs, hardboil one and toss that in too.

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mizzmi@reddit

what’s wrong with you?

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fatalcharm@reddit

Why don’t you just make a tuna milkshake?

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Inconsistent-Timer@reddit

AI couldn’t create this 😍

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OzzieGrey@reddit

I was eating tuna and it looked sad, so i added 3 different dairy products to it....

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throwawayornotidontk@reddit

it looks like vomit now congrats

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ArdraMercury@reddit

gross. add cream cheese and soy sauce with rice and it's like sushi

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ShopperOfBuckets@reddit

Canned tuna with light mayo and corn from the can is pretty good

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PaulPaul4@reddit

I respect your indulgences

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AdLanky6371@reddit

Tuna, mayo, eggs fam. Not butter not yogurt.

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Dohi014@reddit

Flavored packets; where I’m from they’re a $1

Sour cream; works like mayo, sour like yogurt

The butter goes on the bread, numpty.

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R43-@reddit

You didn't have mayo, relish, and bread?

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indogirl@reddit

I mix canned tuna with kewpie mayo, and make it spicy with sriracha sauce or you can skip or use another spicy/tangy sauce of your choice. Sprinkle rice seasoning, mix, then eat on top of steamed rice. If I feel fancy I’ll sprinkle some chopped green onions on top. 3 ingredients and my go-to lazy snack or lunch.

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General-Sloth@reddit

I got diarrhea just from looking at this. Canned Tuna and yoghurt? That's something worth talking to a therapist.

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Description_Friendly@reddit

And why not add some lotion? That's almost a food.

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Middle-Strength7754@reddit

You should have just left it alone or cooked some rice to go with it.

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Description_Friendly@reddit

How much dairy does this thing need to still then be subpar canned food???

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Krispyketchup42@reddit

. If i came home to this after a long day of work from my woman, i would get a new woman

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burbian@reddit

Maybe

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dadjokingmaterialist@reddit

Yogurt???

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ApprehensiveAct5502@reddit

You’re supposed to stir….

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8890xe@reddit

op, what is wrong with u?

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Creative_Setting_762@reddit

Albicore tuna,cat food

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FliaTia@reddit

Bro just add mayo like everyone else you don't need to live like this

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T00thhead@reddit

😂

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Great-Mantis-1331@reddit

the hell is wrong with you

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Figury2@reddit

I use Greek yoghurt to make tuna salad. Mixed with pickles, garlic, mozzarella, salt and pepper. Put it on a toast. It's more low calorie than mayo sometimes

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dabigchina@reddit

Next time, just stop at yogurt and pretend it's a tuna salad

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cumberber@reddit

Mix it well and throw it between some bread

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Opulenthippo@reddit

Put some lemon olive oil salt and parsley and you wont regret it.

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Busy-Tip-4161@reddit

I don’t eat tuna, is this the start to some sort of recipe?

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BoyOfMelancholy@reddit

Tuna preserves (especially paté) goes hard with milk cookies, you should try.

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microtramp@reddit

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Soft_Chipmunk_8051@reddit

I was enjoying my food, then I got mad at myself

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Syzergic@reddit (OP)

Believe me when I say I wasn’t enjoying this.

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slavelabor52@reddit

That is your punishment for the sin of creating this abomination. May God have mercy on your soul.

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DeviantHellcat@reddit

I believe you!

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labreau@reddit

Add a sprinkle of chili powder.

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Blueflames3520@reddit

Add some mayo and onions to canned tuna and you have a decent tuna salad.

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Undark_@reddit

Just add mayo and bread and whatever else (lettuce, sweetcorn, chopped pepper, spring onion, etc) and you've got yourself an actual meal

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bewilderedfroggy@reddit

Have you met vegetables?

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Gold-Accident-8545@reddit

Is the butter salted

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bruburubhb@reddit

I agree with your assessment

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BunkyFitch@reddit

Reading this list of ingredients made my stomach hurt.

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sweatersand@reddit

I think if you had just used ranch instead of yogurt this would have been slightly less horrific

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open-door-policy@reddit

Oh, sweetheart. No.

Mayo (a little bit) and a sauce of your choice: mustard, hot sauce, ketchup if you're nasty. Then TEXTURE - spring onion, red onion, celery, maybe bell peppers. After that you throw your spice rack at it- garlic powder, smoked paprika, coriander, cayenne... whatever floats your boat! You deserve better than this!

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rosefields92@reddit

Yeah but like…how’d it taste?????

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Infoleptic@reddit

This generation has no idea how to take care of itself.

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EnoughSeaweed589@reddit

How high are you?

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Cool-Role-6399@reddit

Add mayo and Sriracha👌🏾

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MadBeefYo@reddit

Thats the most foul plate I’ve ever seen. Almost threw up in my mouth.

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MadBeefYo@reddit

Holy fuck! Yogurt butter and cheese for a tuna can is WILD. I got goosebumps

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GardenerSpyTailorAss@reddit

We don't take photos of our shame. Why did you do this to us?

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dregan@reddit

somehow it looks worse?

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New-Flight5959@reddit

Some people get the shits

Some people deserve the shits

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CommercialMain9482@reddit

Yogurt?

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ImitationGold@reddit

Do Mayo / Relish / smidge of pepper and some bread for easy tuna sandwiches

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Baptain-Falcon@reddit

Next time add salt and pepper first and then start experimenting

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Rivka333@reddit

OP, are you all right?

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HoundTakesABitch@reddit

…Have you ever heard of mayonnaise?

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leeloocal@reddit

“Somehow.”

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XDariaMorgendorferX@reddit

Haha honestly my reaction too. Like, what do you mean “somehow” OP? Next time just stick to mayo and/or relish, salt, and pepper.

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leeloocal@reddit

It kept getting worse.

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leeloocal@reddit

It kept getting worse with every ingredient 😂

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Kenzi_Slays@reddit

U could of just used mayonnaise.. and bread… did you not have those?

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EyeDentifeye@reddit

No way u said "somehow it looks worse"

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hlarsenart@reddit

Why did you just throw a chunk of butter in though 😆

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Ok-Assumption-3229@reddit

Mayo, pickles (sweet relish is better), salt, pepper, lemon juice if you are zesty. It’s that easy. Butter, cheese, and yogurt….its all dairy!

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Nerry19@reddit

Yes, its probably because you added yogurt, butter and cheese to it.

I could get on board with either yogurt or cheese...but both???! And why butter???

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ShreksLilSwampSlut@reddit

Listen I love canned tuna, I don't knock you for it, the mayo and cheese? Fantastic, looks horrible but it genuinely great. HOWEVER, I draw the like at yogurt. What's a pretty good mix is tuna, mayo, cheese and relish surprisingly!

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abaoabao2010@reddit

Remove the butter, it'll be pretty decent as sandwich filling.

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Weary-Traveller87@reddit

Honey... mayo, salt, and seasoning, veggies if you're feeling crazy. Melted cheese is good, make it in a grilled cheese for a tuna melt.

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Weary-Traveller87@reddit

I see this was a struggle meal lol... tbh yogurt alone wouldn't have been too bad, but again seasoning would've really helped this out haha

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threelizards@reddit

….somehow?

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tra_da_truf@reddit

If you’d added noodles and peas to that, it would’ve been tuna casserole.

What you made is just a waste of dairy

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Mooncakey_@reddit

Wdym somehow??? I think it's pretty obvious why it looks worse

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Jojobabiebear@reddit

Seeing canned tuna like this reminds me of the first time my sister and I traumatized our mother

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Effective_Passage897@reddit

Fry the canned tuna in a pan until golden brown and then add diced onion, mayo, lemon juice, oyster sauce and salt pepper. Tuna sisig, serve over rice. Easy and cheap

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HitoHitoN@reddit

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TheMysteriousEmu@reddit

All you had to do was add mayonnaise, Jesus Christ.

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Legitimate-Log-6542@reddit

Yogurt and tuna??

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risu1313@reddit

My go to tuna can is jalapeño mustard, mayo pepper and sometimes onions.

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kassbirb@reddit

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butt-holg@reddit

[shaking you by lapels] why would you add all that?!

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anthrolooker@reddit

Dude… I believe you crossed a line there. You ruined my dinner with this creation lol

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calyde@reddit

I just mix it with ranch. If no ranch, then mayo, salt, and pepper.

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Nonametousehere1@reddit

if this sounds interesting to you, i usually eat tuna with a tbsp of mayo/miracle whip, tbsp dijon mustard,squirt of reg. mustard,onion powder,garlic powder and some celery. sometimes i even add relish! i think it tastes pretty good!

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Fukyuiku@reddit

Dude! Mayo salt pepper and done relish if you have it. What is wrong with you?

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kosmik_ripley@reddit

Are you a psycho or a serial killer?

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CoollinMann@reddit

Somehow???

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Electrical_Pace_9409@reddit

Dude, just add an egg some salt and shredded cheese then fry it into patties. Waaaayyy better than this lol

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dillhavarti@reddit

i'm pregnant and this made me immediately nauseous. i blame you for any damages lmao

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umsamanthapleasekthx@reddit

My favorite part of your post is your use of the word “somehow”!

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100percentapplejuice@reddit

Why…..just put it on top of rice bro 😭

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Soaring_Gull655@reddit

Strain that tuna first. 1 heaping TBSP Mayo, relish minus the liquid, touch of mustard, maybe some finely diced onions, dash of Lawry's season salt, half cap of lemon juice.

That's as simple as I can make it for you.

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VividEffective8539@reddit

I’m reporting you.

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Jess442015@reddit

Oooof girl someone needs to assist you in the kitchen 😭

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The_Golden_Warthog@reddit

"Somehow"

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ethanhinson@reddit

That's because it is worse.

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InsanePancake3@reddit

Poor bastard….

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bx35@reddit

Were you born without the sense of taste? Or did you lose it in an accident?

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RotatableDog@reddit

Who told you that mixture was a good idea? Thats some pregnant brain work right there.

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silly_cinnamon_girl@reddit

Tbh I love making tuna salad that’s basically just tuna, greek yogurt, extra virgin olive oil, salt, pepper, and garlic. This isn’t too far off. You just need to season and properly incorporate everything.

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neep_pie@reddit

I eat it with hot sauce and potato chips

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Comfortable_Push1836@reddit

it should’ve been cheese, avocado, boiled eggs and mayo. slap that on toast and you got the best snack!

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Average_Sprinkle@reddit

Why’come though?

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XGachafoxx@reddit

Bro looked at tuna and was like let me add everything that comes out of the cow onto that

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abetterusernamethenu@reddit

Why the fuck would you put yogurt in your tuna lol

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Minimum_Ad6713@reddit

"somehow"

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cherriesandmilk@reddit

You added the worst possible things you could add to canned tuna.

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_littledarling@reddit

My cats love canned food! Directly from the can.. they are not pathetic😌

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BuildingOne7379@reddit

Just get one of these cheap boxes of Parmesan linguine. Mix it with tuna and it smacks.

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aliclubb@reddit

Do you have nothing to live for?!

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MidiReader@reddit

Herbs, even some dried herbs like dill/parsley

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Whooptidooh@reddit

gif

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pennykie@reddit

Somehow..?

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Ab47203@reddit

Swap yogurt for mayo and add in some celery.

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Toxin2020@reddit

Why not just make tuna salad but just with mayo, mustard and a little seasoned salt. Sometimes I mix it in with plain ramen 🤤

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stolen-kisses@reddit

Next time, try turning the (Greek) yoghurt into a tartar sauce with chopped shallots, capers and gherkins, lemon juice, and salt and pepper to taste. You can mix it with tuna and turn it into a spread for toast.

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xwhyterabbitx@reddit

i get the yogurt and the cheese... but butter? really? most people use mayo instead of the yogurt and make it a sandwich. add some spice, some tomatoes, maybe some relish or pickles. i'm really just struggling with the butter lol.

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_hell0friend@reddit

Are you a dog?

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tyrant_goose@reddit

You made your ancestors sad

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doctorbeers@reddit

Next time I recommend adding mayo, mustard, salt, pepper & garlic powder

I also recommend stirring it 😆

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coreyander@reddit

i would just use chili crisp and call it a day, but that's an option I guess

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notoriouseyelash@reddit

its because you added yogurt butter and cheese

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madwolli@reddit

Are you like 7? Who eats like this?

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sugaredviolence@reddit

Jesus tapdancing christ

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juuni-gatsu@reddit

why would you add butter? what’s wrong with you

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Selass3@reddit

Yogurt anddd butter? Yyyyy

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ChaoticDucc@reddit

BUTTER?

JUST PIECES OF BUTTER?

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Wasabi8486@reddit

Why?

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opossum_isnervous@reddit

r/stupidfood

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Syzergic@reddit (OP)

I resemble that statement

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missingpancakes@reddit

That's a lot of butter

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DecompositionLU@reddit

You could've made a banger diner with cold rice, corn, Greek yoghurt mixed with lemon juice, thyme and a bit of basil. Add some tomatoes, feta and iceberg salad, here it is a very solid recipe. But no, you put fucking butter.

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Syzergic@reddit (OP)

I accept my shame. But what do yall have against butter 😭

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DecompositionLU@reddit

I'm Normand, I use butter for basically everything. But there is a way to do it. Do NOT put like that, solid, with ingredients that aren't fitted.

Butter is just fat. It's caloric dense, and taste awful if it's too much. So even melted, the quantity you put is... urgh.

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Syzergic@reddit (OP)

Yeah, that’s fair.

In my defense the box said that was one serving size.

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DarthDoobz@reddit

I like how optimistic you were with those 3 ingredients

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Syzergic@reddit (OP)

On hand, I had dairy. Dairy and a dream.

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nekroves@reddit

"Somehow".

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higgywiggypiggy@reddit

Why not yoghurt garlic and cucumber

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Syzergic@reddit (OP)

I’m eating canned tuna for dinner, you really think I have access to cucumber?

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ChrisAplin@reddit

Cheese and fish are a terrible match.

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CosyBeluga@reddit

Tuna casserole slaps

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Syzergic@reddit (OP)

We’re all learning new things today. Powdered Parmesan doesn’t pair with tuna.

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Fit_Carpet_364@reddit

*medium-hard cheese

Brie is lovely melted over fish. And pecorino pasta with fish is delicious..

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OneTangerine792@reddit

OP I get your logic. Try adding some parm and pepper next time too and spreading that shit into spaghetti

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Infamous-Tutor8345@reddit

Why the Butter? Wtf😭😭

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csvega84@reddit

My Nana's Southern Tuna Salad Recipe: 1 can of drained tuna Use a fork to mince the flakes well 1 Tablespoon of Dukes Mayo 1 Teaspoon of Mt. Olive Sweet Relish 1/2 Teaspoon of Frenches Mustard Add salt and pepper to taste as well as smoked paprika if you like. Mix well and refrigerate.

I love it on toasted bread or with Ritz crackers. Simple and delicious 🫂🥰

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